The meaning of the finish line

Maybe we’ll never know why the cowards who set those bombs off at the Boston Marathon this afternoon did it.  Maybe we’ll never know why they picked the finish line of all places to do it. The finish line, of all places. At any road race, the finish line...

All Star Game GameCast

Join us at 7 pm Central over at Fisted Foul for an All-Star Game GameCast. What’s that?  It’s a bunch of guys making fun of the All-Star Game, mocking Joe Buck, pointing out all of the dumb things that Tim McCarver says and rooting like hell for the...

Let’s dump some of these losers

I have one of those lame Cubs fact a day calendars on my desk and every morning, I tear off another day, I read the fact or the trivia question and then I unsuccessfully try to slit my wrists with the little piece of paper I’ve torn off.  Today, the trivia...

Carlos isn’t dealing with this very well, is he?

By now, the world has all chimed in with their opinion on what the Cubs should do with tempermental, batshit crazy Carlos Zambrano.  What the Cubs have decided to do is to ground him for two weeks and make him go to anger management. I pity the poor asshole who has...

Why they suck

The Cubs, as all of us know, are really bad this year.  They’re basically an unwatchable mess, every day.  Part of the reason I can’t write as often about them as any of us would like is that I can’t stomach watching them play. A couple of years...