Let’s dump some of these losers

I have one of those lame Cubs fact a day calendars on my desk and every morning, I tear off another day, I read the fact or the trivia question and then I unsuccessfully try to slit my wrists with the little piece of paper I’ve torn off.  Today, the trivia...

Carlos isn’t dealing with this very well, is he?

By now, the world has all chimed in with their opinion on what the Cubs should do with tempermental, batshit crazy Carlos Zambrano.  What the Cubs have decided to do is to ground him for two weeks and make him go to anger management. I pity the poor asshole who has...

Why they suck

The Cubs, as all of us know, are really bad this year.  They’re basically an unwatchable mess, every day.  Part of the reason I can’t write as often about them as any of us would like is that I can’t stomach watching them play. A couple of years...

Scientists find Cubs offense

A pessimist would look at the 2010 Cubs and point out that any team that can only beat Pissburgh once every seven games should probably consider disbanding.  An optimist would look at the same team and shoot himself in the head. But good news!  The Cubs offense has...

That damned complicated scoreboard!

The good thing about having Intrepid Readers like Cory (who e-mailed me about this) is that I don’t even have to put myself through the torture of reading a Bill Simmons mailbag to find out what’s in it. As we know from him gleefully twatting on Thursday...

A farewell to Lost

After two days of reading excellent takes on the finale of Lost: The Watcher: Maureen Ryan Tuned In: James Poniewozik HitFix.com’s Alan Sepinwall …we bring you this. [Youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di3w1yV4Ehg] My two cents? I enjoyed the hell out...