Guest Column: Uncle Marty’s not impressed

Hi there Internet idiots.  It’s Andy’s Uncle Marty again.  Just so you know, I appreciated that some of you agreed with my last column that Andy’s hatred for Ryan Theriot was wrong, pitiful, and probably latently homosexual.  Theriot’s a...

Guest column: Theriot’s pretty good!

Dear people of the Internet, I’m Andy’s Uncle Marty and after arguing with him on the telephone last night for a good ten minutes about the merits of Cubs shortstop Ryan Theriot, he called me a smart guy and dared me to write down some of my thoughts on...