Pitching matchup
Reds: Eric Milton 5-12, 6.75 ERA
Cubs: Rich Hill, 0-1, 7.00 ERA
Lineups
Reds
Ryan “Can’t wait to kick another old broad in the teeth” Freel, 2b
Rich “I’m still alive?” Aurilia, ss
Griffey the Younger, cf
Wily Less Pena, lf
The Big Donkey, 1b
Austin kEARnS, rf
Rusty LaRue, c
Edwin Encarnacion, 3b
Eric Milton, p
Cubs
Matt Murton, lf (What? Seriously? Who made out the lineup, Darren? We know it wasn’t the old man.)
Disgusted Bat Flip, 2b
Chief Big Slump, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Whatever’s left of Nomar, ss
Jeromy, rf
Michael Berut, c
Corey, cf
Rich Hill, p (If he lasts long enough to actually bat, you know with two outs in the third and all…)
Better Dead than Reds!
Too obvious, huh?
woo woo cubs may be dead woo woo
but joe morgan, this is death and rick james all blow woo woo
Outstanding lineups…is there a better nickname than Disgusted Bat Flip?
I’m a nice and rounded number…..and I’m also Rich Hill’s ERA…ouch
nice….
Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
LOL! Hendry didn’t trade this guy, Hill, because he was needed?
LOOGY! LOOGY! LOOGY!
I had my TV on for two seconds….was that the first pitch?
over under on korey strikeouts: 1.5
Well, that’s a nice start.
I think we’re to the point where it’s insulting to compare Rich Hill to Shawn Estes.
Insulting to Shawn.
At least the Cubs are doing wonders for office productivity
ERA’s bigger than the numbers on the pitcher’s backs! Fuck yeah!
7.0
6.7
here comes #8.
I found yesterday that I don’t get as mad when I watch the games in person, but that could because having 38,000 people to boo with just makes you feel part of a big, depressing, suicide-inducing club.
Do you think we’ve noticed that Barrett likes to start every batter with a fastball from Hill and not the hook? Nah.
How long until Angel Guzman reaches the majors?
Get off his back, how’s he supposed to pitch with sweat on his hand? Huh?
How long before AA West Tenn starts sending players down to Chicago for injury rehab stints?
14, lol — clark & addison = jonestown?
I’m what morans like to say.
His next action will be in Mesa in the AZ Fall League I read somewhere. Majors? Next May? Please?
Big Chief Slump? Just because I’m a freaky looking midget with a bad comb over doesn’t mean you can steal my material, Andy.
When Santo can see your mechanics aren’t good, it means you are bad.
Really, really bad.
Gee, the guy’s been up here with Larry Rothschild for a month now, and already his mechanics are screwed up? Who would have thunk it?
I was going to defend Hill for being a young guy who tore up the minors and understandably is struggling in the bigs, but the guy’s not that young. He’s 25. I had no idea.
My favorite Jeff Van Gundy is back when he was coaching the Knicks they parked on the tarmac at Laguardia and got on their private plane to fly to some fabulous NBA locale. While they were gone a freak wind gust swept through where they had parked, but the only car to be damaged was a Honda Civic.
Head coach Jeff Van Gundy’s Honda Civic. Now that’s livin’ large.
See, I told you this kid can’t play. He’s 0-1 already.
I trapped it with my ear!
Murton’s never going to be any good unless he starts hitting the ball to LEFT center.
No bat flip for me.
This kool-aide tastes funny.
Did you catch MY disgusted bat flip? That one had flourish!
nomar hasn’t been disappointing at all.
Hey, at least I don’t flip my bat…I don’t even bother to put it down.
Let me handle this one kid.
Quiet in here today. Yesterday there were 100 posts before the game started.
My ERA went down!
No Dose yesterday, all the snark had to be funnelled here.
I go down everytime a pitcher records an out without a run scoring.
I see that silly Berut stole my hitting shoes today.
Beirut going yard.
Better to rule in Hell than serve up a gopher ball to Korey.
dusty must have had ’em working on popping up before the game today. all that work in the cage really pays off.
Thanks! Now that I know that, I’ll try to record all the outs without letting ANY runs score!
GM, I think I’ll take the over on the K-Pat strike outs today.
Andy once said that with 2 strikes, Korey’s already out.
It’s twoo! It’s twoo! It’s weelly twoo!
i’m genuinely surprised patterson got to 2-0 before striking out.
Patterson could be wearing me after today.
Here’s another sad fact of Corey. The worst counts he can have are 0-2 and 3-0.
On 3-0 he’ll take the first pitch and usually it’s a strike, he then swings at both 3-1 and 3-2 no matter where they are. You either walk him on 3-0 or he’s out. Scary, but true. And as we know, since he rarely walks, he’s usually out.
The Korey Patterson walk a thon is currently at 16 for the season. I think he’ll get to 24 by the end of the year. 1 walk every 6 games.
Some fat, pathetic loser just got engaged at the game? Guh.
It’s twoo! It’s twoo! It’s weelly twoo!
Funny story about that line. I saw an interview with Mel Brooks and he was talking about Blazing Saddles, and he claimed that the studio made him cut a line out of that scene because it was too dirty. Supposedly, after Lily says “it’s twoo, it’s twoo!”, Sheriff Bart was supposed to reply: “honey, you are sucking on my arm.”.
Can a bat slip out of someone’s hands and hit them?
CT:
“Elbow.” Not “arm.” He says that on the DVD commentary.
his wife isn’t ever going to let him forget that. it’s going to take a lot of chick flicks and footrubs to live that idea down.
Sorry, Chuck, it was a couple of years ago. Don’t have that one on DVD yet.
While Berut is a pretty good nickname, after last week’s Dose, I find myself referring to him as “Engelberg”
Oh yeah, was Jimmy Anderson the guy who got engaged?
I think Brooks was/is trying to develop “Blazing Saddles” for Broadway, along with “Young Frankenstein”.
It’s “FrankenSTEEN.”
I was going to make espresso!
You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban!
Two ABs, no flip yet. I’m losing my touch.
The espresso was going to be made by the blind poor hermit.
AKA Gene Hackman.
Would I get in trouble if I quoted Gabby Johnson when he tried to inform the people of Rock Ridge about the approaching Sherrif Bart and paraphrased it to conform to the current Cubs’ manager?
We don’t want the Irish.
It would cause scandal among your constituents
Aww…Mongo straight!
Aww…Mongo straight!
You’ll, of course, have the decency not to inform anyone that I talked to you.
What, you mean “The manager is near?” I don’t see a problem with that.
Candygram for Mongo
this looks promising. is anyone up in the pen yet?
Looks like Rothschild just ended his nap.
I’m a dumbfuck!
…I mean…Rich Hill.
ok — is anyone up in the pen NOW?
zzzz…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The Chicago Cubs, finding new ways to lose since 1969.
Dude, I had Hill load the bases to bring the pitcher to the plate to set up the triple play.
To give the benefit of a doubt to Hill, Maddux struggled as a rookie.
Then again, Maddux was 21 at the time.
ball 2 to milton. beauty. anyone up in the pen NOW?
Man, this kid has a shitty fastball but an amazing curve. I’ll call 4 straight fastballs to walk in a runner. Can’t I take out Dusty on a murder suicide or something. I am ruining this pitching staff because I have no fucking clue.
1969? Try 1908!
Walking in runs isn’t new. See: Farnsworth, Kyle and Hawkins, LaTroy and cross reference Busch Stadium.
I doubt Maddux ever walked the pitcher.
What an eye!
84, I wanted to give them a little credit. Another walked in run. Someone please kill me.
at some point, with ridiculous episodes like this going on every damn day, the players are going to figure out that this season is over and quit.
oh. wait.
who freels like a grand slam?
*ducks tomatoes*
They deserve no credit. You think the Reds will still give us Kearns or Dunn for this guy?
Gaaaahhhht.
But, I was so ready for the big leagues.
You ever notice how I bring in relievers in totally random order from one day to the next? Someone might pitch the 8th inning of a one run game we’re leading one day and then I’ll bring him in in the 5th inning of a game where we’re down by 12.
I am a great manager.
Is Hill coming out of the game, or are they just stalling?
What are the odds that Weurtz walks in a run?
wuertz = gasoline
I’m over.
Is this collapse worse than last year’s? I know last year’s was monumental, but this is pretty impressive.
Love me people!
Yay! This is fun! What did I miss?
Surgery tomorrow, I assume.
Was quick. Time to actually do some work now.
We got one!
Is fucking done!!!!
Last year’s collapse was probably worse because the Cubs were at least in sight of making the WC. This year, not so much.
I don’t understand why I’ve been thrown off in disgust as many times as I have been the last month. And amazingly this dude’s coworkers are so absorbed that they don’t realize how pissed off this kid is. Why can’t he give any of the abuse to them? Why does it always have to be me?
Van Gundy story regarding his honda is incorrect. Car was destroyed when the plane restarted it’s engines. Gundy’s car was parked too close to the plane and BOOM! It would have taken more than a freak wind gust to destroy a car. Unless of course your freak gust is of the tornado variety.
Today, tomorrow, whatever you want to do Kerry. It’s not like any of us believe you’ll be any healthier next year.
Hendry, Dusty- you’re fired.
Position players and pitching staff- switch places for the rest of the year.
Now this is worth watching.
I’m not a collapse, I’m a slide into the abyss
It’s times like these where I wish I could go somewhere on the internet and lay $100 on “Home Run Bouncing Off A Building in The Top of The Fourth Inning of The Cubs-Reds Game”.
I need to go as well.
let me pitch! i do all good with cubs. do i always have to carry team? i keeel thee reds, mang!
man, when i start a rally, i start a BIG one
We suck beyond words!
hey, junior gets in on it!
i have to admit, it’s taken on a comic lustre that makes it almost as interesting as winning.
so you can close the book on Hill…..
I meant to say, “My favorite half-remembered largely inaccurate Jeff Van Gundy story is…”
Still it was a goddamned Civic! That was the point.
Rich Hill! Fuck yeah!
I agree #117
no one stopping you, 113. try to find someone who’d stop you.
Oh, an intentional walk, you know to mix it up a little.
Did Jim Hendry really state, unequivocally, that Dusty would be back in 2006?
18 outs to go for the Cub and down 6. How many stranded baserunners? I’ll start the bidding with 4 stranded.
My prescious ERA!
Right now, the easiest way to start rebuilding this club is to hope for a plane crash.
Maybe I would have pitched better, if I didn’t have to step over Hill’s giant pile of crap that he left.
Can I come back next year?
any point in intentionally walking dunn?
god, dusty is just a genius.
I was swinging with my eyes closed! Fucking chumps!
We have given up and are now playing bocce ball in right field.
Best young arms in baseball!!
Reminds me of my softball game last night. So does my fucked up shoulder from sliding headfirst. Ouch to both.
I have a reservation tomorrow for Wood party of one!
i got five, 125.
We look like we are praying for a freak rainout so we don’t have to pitch.
Does Larry Rothschild pick up his paycheck with a ski mask and a gun?
Can’t pitch to Dunn here, dude. Can’t let those guys beat you, we’re playing to win, dude.
Chuck, before the game Jimbo did state that Dusty will be back in spring training next year. Yeah!!
Mr. Wuertz? Mr. Hill? We have you on the 3 PM plane to Des Moines. Better get a move on.
Vegas wouldn’t have even given you odds on Wuertz unintentionally walking kEARnS after intentionally walking the Donkey.
Hi Everyone,
Make sure next March, you pick up my next bestseller “Cubs Nation 2: 162 Games. 75 Wins. A bunch of dumbass fans. “
your twelfth Red batter of the inning!
glad to see that ibb worked out so well.
who’s up in the pen now?
Pat: “Frustrating inning continues for the Cubs.”
Ron: “Yep.”
Hard to believe that they are #26 in the game in terms or radio duo.
And yes, I have used the phrase “walking the donkey” in at least one other context.
How about we interrupt this game for an exciting re-broadcast of This Old Cub?
Three runs WALKED in in ONE inning? That has to be some kind of record.
I should be left out there until my arm falls off.
Three bases loaded walks.
In this INNING.
I am so pissed right now
And for the Reds, nine runs on two hits and three left on base.
Next Sunday will be “Have your kid pitch day” Five lucky winners will be placed on the 25 man roster and bumping some guys off the 40 man so they can be rule 5’s next year. Anyways, your kid will have a chance to pitch an inning in the bullpen for the Cubs. If they allow less then 11 runs, we will sign them to a contract.
You don’t walk runs in, you hit runs in…
(muffled voices in background)
What?
it can’t get worse than this. this has to be the bottom. right? right??
This is pathetic. Andy McFail should have his Tribune Executive washroom key taken away.
The only hope now is that the Reds start to riot in a furious attempt to get to the bat rack, leaving them without enough players to continue.
grand slam, come on, go for the gusto!
I have to question Dusty’s motives here. A manager should motivate the players. If he can’t do it, the Cubs should have someone else do it, whether it be a former WS winning manager, or the team color man, or both.
Couldn’t give in to LaRue, dude. He might have put this game out of reach.
We’ve been building for 20 minutes now.
I was fun!
…the boos are raining down on all of these idiots.
Yup
I fill Wrigley field.
It’s all our fault. How dare we expect our team to, you know, win sometimes.
There is no way we’re doing this unintentionally. You can not play this badly without some sort of a long-range planning, orchestration and commitment.
If that wasn’t it, I don’t wanna see it…..
What’s amazing is that the Cubs have been playing lousy baseball for nearly 100 years straight now and they just achieved a new low. That is an impressive feat. No wonder Dusty is so heavily compensated.
For their next trick they’ll try to allow seven unearned runs in one inning. Stay tuned!
Is there any chance that “The Sandberg Game” can be broadcast on radio and TV in place of the rest of this year’s Cubs games?
It’s our turn, look tha fuck out!!!
Holy shizzle.
Fire dat homey, pleaze! I was wrong!
let’s see if aramis can be bothered to display anything that looks even remotely like effort.
It’s our turn, look tha fuck out!!!
“Geez. We’ve lost what, four or five in a row now?”
I feel an imaginary, season-ending quad injury coming up in this at bat.
Can’t even spell my own name
Classic
The cubs have discovered me.
Swing for the fences every at bat boys, the wind is blowing in!
To our sunshine filled asses, this is just a rough patch.
Our pitchers have thrown 102 pitches thru 4 innings. Is that bad?
Hitters need confidence. Hitters need to believe in themselves. If a hitter swings like he believes he can hit an 8-run homer with the bases empty, I’m all for it, dude.
OK, I give up…we’ll be lovable losers again. Just get rid of any expectations for us please
Could I please be put into effect for the remainder of the season? Please?
I just strained my back in the dugout, I have to go home. See you next year.
If Hendry really said that, he may just have dug his own grave.
If the Suits in the Suites launch Baker, they now have to launch Hendry, too. Otherwise, Hendry has no credibility yet.
We’re just trying too hard.
To #183: Nope.
youcanusemyofficeandafterwardsmaybewecangotolunch
Are you kidding me, #168? Dusty coddles us and wants us to be happy! There’s no WAY we would sabatoge him. We like being a fucking joke to the rest of the league with our double switches and Macias getting at least 1 AB every day.
If Hendry offers me a contract for next season, the tribune co. needs to institute weekly drug testing.
Where is Wendell Kim?
Love me people!
“Just when you think you’ve seen it all..rampid stupidity breaks out”
(are we talking about the Cubs? oh yeah, the yankee fan”
I love…lamp
I hurt my wrist surfing porn last night again.
Were not done bitches!
What?
Round 2, anyone?
I am a complete idiot!
we just need a strong homestand dudes, get some positive momentum dudes, we’ve got Korey back dudes, it’s all good.
The Cards are going to rip our heads off and shit down the hole this weekend, aren’t they?
Like my new cologne? It’s called Sex Panther, studies show 60% of the time it works 100% of the time.
I love ramp.
It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food!
This game has a formidible scent. It’s quite pungent… [twitching nose] Stings the nostrils!
I’m trying to expand the strike zone…into the upper deck behind home plate.
We love getting our asses handed to us. It never gets old.
Hi, Guys. How’s the visibility today?
… like gasoline.
I have to sound optimistic and happy all the time otherwise Ron will throw himself out of the press box
shit down the hole? geez. Thats harsh.
I just looked at the score. I think I’ll do something drastic and just get back to work.
Look how much I’ve grown!
I have to get Dusty fired, right? I mean, it’s getting absolutely embarrassing. Can the Trib Co. really justify saving a few mil while I drive this team into the ground?
It’s not even fun to bash Korey anymore.
The odds of extending this streak to 12 is me.
I want to beat Dusty with one of Ron’s prosthetic legs! Who wouldnt pay to see that!
Fergie had 6 20 game seasons in 6 consecutive seasons
When in Rome
I was in love once
(what was her name?)
I don’t know, she was Chinese or Brazilian or something…
We met in the bathroom of a Kmart
Why am I so hated? I’m hitting .294 on the year, which is better half of today’s lineup.
I can walk batters too!
next chance for a win is saturday with z against marquis. any takers?
Because you look like a gremlin and I am sooooo good looking. From here until eternity, I will be called “Future Man”
I am wearing a Cubs Believe bracelet
I cant play. Hurt my wrist again surfing port last night. Didnt you hear?
I once had a great first half. Some even referred to me as the Black Jesus. Ah, what a glorious time that was. Ah, memories.
I hurt from trying to figure which is more painful, the hitting, the pitching or the fielding
seriously, is it?
We’re getting a great tan, and we great great cell phone reception here!
Chad Fox had 3 TJ surgerys, Williamson only had 2, he’s good to go dude. This is an important situation dude..
Sure, this sucks but it’s just fucking baseball.
CLAP—CLAP—CLAP-CLAP-CLAP!
You stupid Reds. . . you’ve left 7 men on base. what a waste. we’ve only had 2 LOB. you gotta play efficiently, that’s what our manager sez.
You’re right 235, it’s not me, I would offer the likes of Ty Cobb, and Cap Anson. You would see good baseball in me.
WE don’t even know Ryno is a Hall of Famer?
Surprise! I’m shitfaced!!!
My Bad, that wasn’t me, the 7th inning stretch was!
I’m a future hall of famer?
WTF??
I wish someone had a poison blow dart to put me out of my misery, maybe things like that are why none of my former teammates would attend my HOF ceremony.
Hey Wade, let’s see who can kill a case quicker.
Don’t I have a white rhino to kill or something?
Walking in 3 runs in one inning or getting out 15 times in a row against Eric Milton?
My lord, I am an insufferable asshat. I can’t go away any quicker.
ha! I am a funny word. where can you buy me?
I stabbed a guy!
I saw that! I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that, you should find a safe house or relative close by, because you’re probably wanted for murder.
Here comes Korey going for the sombrero.
2 Ks and a pop out, what a difference!
I’ve really helped out, haven’t I? Good thing I’m back up in the majors.
You’re on the Cubs, Korey. This still is the minors.
I was sleeping. What did I miss so far dudes?
Hey Chuck, that’s classic man!!! Cheers!
I seem oh so happy to give sox updates.
Here comes the rally bitches!
Oh yeah?
I think (hope) that the Tribune Company is about to learn that raised expectations are a double edged sword.
We have a Baseball team????
Trib, it’s the part of you that makes money.
you can say whatever you want, but letting me go was your biggest mistake, suckers.
I would have given you 12 to 15 wins.
If only I was really this fun.
CT, Oh yeah…
With this bullpen?
And with this offense? Methinks not.
Yeah, I’ll bring in wood and his 1/2 of a shoulder to face Adam Dunn, he’s been good against Dunn.
I am a genius.
Matt, we wouldnt have scored for you dude! Just look at the run support this year!
Hey Trib. Are you fudging your attendance like your circulation? I mean, we need to know. I’ve got Ron in the Attendance Game.
See, I can walk batters as well!
100 MPH, yikes! This is great for my shoulder!
Chuck, you got it baby!!!
Hey, this bullpen thing is easy, all you gotta do is strike everyone out. And you don’t need 157 pitches to do it.
Chuck, talk about a bad bet.
Fuck! Shit! Cunt! Rim Job! Cockmaster!
Son of a Bitch! Am I on the air?
I have to admit, even though it’s totally pointless and dangerous, it’s really fun to watch Kerry Wood pitch out of the bullpen.
Maybe he should be a closer.
While I’m at it, Any MacPhail is a donkey raping shit eater.
When did I get tourette’s syndrome?
Donkey Raping??? I thought they only did that on the south side??
Leave me out of this.
Any other player on this team beats that out.
Thanks Cinci!! Our wives are all KYed up and ready for you guys!!!
Never met a first pitch I didn’t like.
You’re such a pig-fucker, Cub Fan.
I always hit great when it doesn’t matter.
watch me get red hot now, go on a great run, sign with the cubs and get injured first week of next year.
You’re a boner-biting, dick-fart, fuck-face, Dusty.
I was cheap at 8M….but you wanted hill, dempster & reusch as your ffth starters….enjoy!
I’m trying to make it seem like we are rallying. This is fun!
listen to these fans!
#286. No I’m not. I took a big pass on your wife as soon as I saw her!
Did I strike out the side on 10 consecutive strikes (after the walk) or did the Reds decide back in the 4th that they didn’t need to hit the ball to win today?
Mark Grace is a half gay, lung cancer having, limp batted queerbait.
Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
OK? Dusty just needs a chance to settle in OK? and impliment his schemes OK?
Hey Tyrone! Go fuck yourself buddy!
I slept through the whole thing, y’all homos is madd jealous of me and my alcoholism.
We like Ty Willingham…
This team is a bunch of pathetic losers with sensitive egos that have pussies in between their legs. Look at these pieces of shit that follow:
Jim Hendry- always a day late and a dollar short on the moves he makes(Jim, Korey still sucks and Dusty is not the man you are looking for to manage) get off your lazy ass and go in that dugout and manage this team, if not you’ll be fired with Dusty
Dusty Baker- nothing but a fat lazy ass bastard that wants to play the race card now and blames everything on the fans(he would try to blame Darren peeing in his pants on the fans if he could) why not pack your bags now and get the hell out of town before someone burns your condo down you son of a bitch
Kerry Wood- this bastard has passed Sammy Sosa on the regression popularity chart in Chicago- lets collect 15 Million a year to throw one inning and still complain how bad your arm hurts, it seems Mrs. Wood never slapped or disciplined her son- instead she sucked on Kerry’s little pee-pee and told him everything is ok
Korey Patterson- you couldn’t hit in Des Moines and you’re not going to hit in the majors either you pompous ass- need I say Gary Scott, Ty Griffin, Jerome Walton, Kevin Orie- you might as well get a job in Gary pumping gas some where
Aramis Ramirez- you and your groin, arm, elbow, calf, back, or whatever injury you claim to have can go fuck yourself- I’m sure Scott Rolen needs someone to rub oil on his back so why don’t you go play with him
These are just a couple examples of trash in this organization and what excuses there are for this piss poor season.
I agree with Dolan in his earlier Dose today that they need to start cleaning house and see who all clears waivers. This team hasn’t clicked from day one this year and needs to be disbanded.
FCO=Fuck Cub Organization
Baker Basher
Baker Basher is a handjob.
I’ll stay put here while I watch from high above as Dusty Baker puts his head between his legs and walks right out of Chicago. It will be a glorious view.
Maybe if I take a bath in holy water tonight, everything will be ok dude?
“have pussies in between their legs”
” blame Darren peeing in his pants ”
“Mrs. Wood never slapped or disciplined her son- instead she sucked on Kerry’s little pee-pee and told him everything is ok”
haha, whoever wrote this garbage is headfcked
This will be the Cubs’ losing streak when the Cardinals head out of town.
I’m not as headfucked as this Cubs team. Fuck you too, haha and fuck. You two are probably giving each handjobs right now, you sick bastards.
baker basher is a handjobhat
Maybe I should drown myself in Lake Michigan. It would probably better then going through all this.
Dumbest.Name.Ever.
I am an enormous tool! :D
Maybe I should just jump off the top of the Wrigley Field scoreboard to my death. That definitely would get an applause from fans. I couldn’t possibly get booed for that.
when I happen, the new guys that come up should play everyday and the ones that are playing now should go home.
Give me 7 murtons, greenbergs, pie & cedenos on the field the rest of the season + Dlee.
and the pitching staff should be: starters prior, big z, olivo astacio, mitre, maddux.
relievers: rusch, dempster, wood, 3 rookies not named hill.
Hey Dudes! I isn’t goin’ nowhere. Me and my buddy Scoop iz goona be up in dis here mugg foeva, and fo sho’. I is the shizzle of a manager dizawgs.
Once again we have an imposter trying to be Mr. Cool. I think you are the tool here Mr. Cool.
I have an enormous tool!
If I’m Dusty, I’m probably dreaming this will happen again. That way I can leave because there won’t be any city or Wrigley Field to deal with any more.
Busty Faker, You are a complet dumbass!!! Hooked on phonics didnt work to well did it you piece of Ryan Sanbergs peanut filled shit!!!
Aren’t most of us braindead, though?
woo woo the cubs may loose woo woo
but i’m so happy woo woo
that rick james left the building woo woo
This is my shizzle, bajizzle! However you want to take that bitches?
WTF?
Hey Ronnie, Show me your Crack Viels bitch!!!! Keep sucking on that glass dick fuckface!
I was a joke right? No one is this dumb.
I just tried to hang myself in the clubhouse. I had Rich Hill tie the knot, but he fucked up that too today. These fucking rookies.
We’ll all go to the gay neighborhood in Wrigleyville tonight! I’m sure somebody will make Coach Dusty feel good.
We are out in force today.
The team is up for sale. We’re tired of wasting our time and money on such misfits. Over the year, we really thought the personnel would be more valuable then an old nostalgic field. That says alot about the people that have come and gone here. Bricks are more valuable then brains I guess?
That word isn’t even close to how fans feel about this 2005 Cubs Team.
woo woo the cubs can loose woo woo
but rick james, joe morgan and this is death all blow woo woo
big time woo woo
(chatting with Steve Stone)
honesty compels me to say, partner, that time has proved us right. And by the way partner, we jumped off the ship in the right moment.
players from the current roster are worth keeping for next year.
Why does this crap depress me so much?
#329. WOW!!! you are original man!! Keep coughing up the same line over and over and people are tired of Rick James??? At least Whitney showed me her titties yesterday!!
I leave for a couple of months and this is what I have to come back to? WTF?
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Fuck Baker Basher and his family.
On boy o boy the Cardinals are coming, pass the KY Dusty
I hate it when people forget how to spell me. HATE IT. It’s the mark of an honest to Jesus idiot.
1. Trade Walker (and I go to LSU), Burnitz, Hollandsworth, Rusch, and any other useless veterans.
2. When he’s ready to play again, call up Felix Pie…for the love of God.
3. Shotgun 4 Bud Lights before the game…everybody…
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please
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hey, cubs lost today for the eight straight time, tying a season high.
It’s normal that the board is a little bit cranked up and people are me.
Hey guys, it could be worse. Your car could break down in the left hand lane of the Stevenson in mid july, during rush hour no less. You could be itching for a bacon egg and cheese biscuit real bad one morning, so you leave for work a little early to go get in the drive up line at the McDonalds 2 miles down Roosevelt, you could then open your bag AFTER you pull away, only to realize that you got one of them filthy bagel sammiches. Man that is the worst, your day is ruined and you gotta suck it up and eat it, or toss it and stay hungry. Either way, you lose dudes. Sometimes, you gotta count your blessings and remember that it’s only baseball. Which, of course for many of us, is one of the only things that bring us joy in this life. I thought my life was over when I pulled up to the Hardees in Naperville, only to find out that it had become a Buena Beef. Talk about your shit storms man. Anyway, I lived to see the sun rise the next day, and I got over it. Fuck it, right? I’m still upset about that damn bagel thing though.
Did the collapse coincide with the published speculation that Dusty wanted out of Chicago?
To be honest, the collapse started because of Steve Bartman.
…………….not really, but, you know. It’s been sort of a 2 year thing.
Why does Rich Hill keep getting starts when Glendon Rusch sits in the bullpen, or even Kerry Wood, I can’t imagine either of them walking in TWO runs…
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Did anyone see the entry I made on Urban Dictionary? The 80’s rocked dude.