1 David Eckstein, SS Jose Macias, RF
2 Abraham O. Nunez, 3B Neifi Perez, 2B
3 Albert Pujols, 1B Derrek Lee, 1B
4 Jim Edmonds, CF Aramis Ramirez, 3B
5 Mark Grudzielanek, 2B Nomar Garciaparra, SS
6 John Mabry, RF Michael Barrett, C
7 So Taguchi, LF Matt Murton, LF
8 Einar Diaz, C Corey Patterson, CF
9 Mark Mulder, P Greg Maddux, P
But Matt, you hit left handed. That is the major consideration in figuring out who plays on a given day.
Right?
Matt Lawton
on August 11, 2005 at 12:47 pm
Shut the HELL UP!!
Sloth
on August 11, 2005 at 12:48 pm
I think I’ll ask if there’s some more Sarbanes-Oxley work to do this afternoon
Dusty Baker
on August 11, 2005 at 12:48 pm
Its the only consideration dude. Wait, you dudes aren’t even that outraged about this lineup? What’s that, you dudes don’t even care anymore???
That’s it, time for the contingency place. Jim, get the Orioles GM on the phone and lets trade to get Sammy back.
Whole Numbers
on August 11, 2005 at 12:50 pm
Why do we keep setting the over/under bets as me?
Nomar
on August 11, 2005 at 12:51 pm
Uhh Dusty “dude”, my groin kinda hurts…I think its starting to strain pretty badly again. I’m not sure how many more groundouts I can attempt to run out before it pops out again…
Nomar
on August 11, 2005 at 12:53 pm
Hey me I’ve got 4 game hitting streak going on I think…With 2 rbi’s in the last 2 days..
Nomar’s been as close to a positive as this club has seen since his return.
Nomar
on August 11, 2005 at 12:56 pm
Egads! That’s 75% of our offense right there. I guess I have to stay in until my leg falls off. Anyone need me to pitch?
luclax15
on August 11, 2005 at 12:56 pm
dusty really screwed this lineup. obviously Hank should be playing center to achieve pure righty power.
Macias
on August 11, 2005 at 1:00 pm
Is Dusty trying to throw the season? What other possible reason could he have for having me in RF with my 28 games total experience there and my “cannon” of an arm as I showed in CF?
Dave B
on August 11, 2005 at 1:03 pm
There was some speculation on the radio shows last evening that Dusty and his staff were less than happy with Lawton walking after a ball in the gap the other night and paln to sit him for a few days.
Burnitz is 6 for his last 72.
Hmm
on August 11, 2005 at 1:06 pm
Shouldn’t Dusty and his staff be less then happy with Macais and Neifi for pretty much refusing to take walks and for the most part sucking all year?
Ronnie
on August 11, 2005 at 1:09 pm
woo woo the cubs may loose woo woo
but the cards blow woo woo
and joe morgan too woo woo
Apex
on August 11, 2005 at 1:11 pm
I said very early on that Burnitz was God-awful and that I didn’t trust his first eight weeks worth of stats. He has proven to be worse than even I could have imagined. Though so has Dusty and the rest of this entire team.
Apex
on August 11, 2005 at 1:11 pm
Insert salad gag here:
Fight Night (Day)
on August 11, 2005 at 1:15 pm
Matchups:
1 David Eckstein VS Jose Macias……….Macias, looks like little tyson
2 Abraham O. Nunez VS Neifi Perez…..Nuñez, TKO 1st round
3 Albert Pujols VS Derrek Lee……….Lee,taller and longer reach
4 Jim Edmonds VS Aramis Ramirez…..cat fight = Draw
5 Mark Grudzielanek VS Nomar Garciaparra…..Nomar: glass nose = Draw
6 John Mabry VS Michael Barrett…….Mabry
7 So Taguchi VS Matt Murton….intriguing=taguchi by submission (armbar)
8 Einar Diaz VS Corey Patterson…….Diaz, TKO 1st round
9 Mark Mulder VS Greg Maddux………Draw
Sammy
on August 11, 2005 at 1:16 pm
I’m still worse buddy!
Macias
on August 11, 2005 at 1:23 pm
why all the hate amigos? I’m hitting .291
what are your buddies Berut, White, Nomar, & Burnitz hitting?
The Gremlin
on August 11, 2005 at 1:25 pm
If you defend me, you’re obviously insane.
Barry Bonds
on August 11, 2005 at 1:27 pm
I think you know what the problem is Macias. I draw more intentional walks in a week (when I’m playing) then you’ve draw unintentionally in your entire career
Macias
on August 11, 2005 at 1:27 pm
Hitting .291/.304/.355 is not exactly hitting, amigo. You should not be allowed anywhere near a bat. And your throwing arm does not allow you to play the outfield, since you can’t make it back to the infield with your throws. Hopefully it rains all day…
Tom Skilling
on August 11, 2005 at 1:28 pm
I got sick of the Cubs losing, so I ordered a little rain today.
Yes, of course I control the weather. Don’t talk back or you’ll see what I can do with a little well placed hail and lightning.
here’s an interesting game — how could you reasonably make this lineup worse? hank instead of berut? maybe hollandsworth instead of murton. but this is pretty close to the worst possible lineup that the cubs can reasonably field.
glad to see dusty wants to get that streak ended.
or maybe he figures that they just have no chance at all today anyway, and so would rest everyone — everyone except, of course, the two guys in lee and ramirez that arguably need it most.
what a fool dusty is.
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 1:38 pm
My implosion in 2000 was one of the lowest Cub moments in the last 10 years. The past week, however, makes my public humiliation seem pretty tame and almost possible to watch without sobbing or becoming violently ill. Trust me though, it wasn’t. Reporters found me hiding in a room away from the locker room long after the game ended, still in uniform afraid to go in and face my teammates. God, I was a sorry case. Kind of like the fuck sticks you watch now. Only fatter and more sorry.
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 1:46 pm
Read MeCincinnati Reds 6, Chicago Cubs 4
DayGame Played on Friday, August 11, 2000 (D) at Wrigley Field
CIN N 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 – 6 11 2
CHI N 1 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 – 4 6 1
BATTINGCincinnati Reds AB R H RBI BB SO PO A
Stynes 3b 5 1 2 0 0 1 0 1
B. Larkin ss 5 0 0 0 0 1 2 1
Castro ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Griffey cf 4 1 1 3 1 1 1 0
Bichette rf 5 0 0 0 0 1 1 0
Tucker rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Casey 1b 4 0 2 0 0 1 9 0
Hunter pr 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Graves p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Young lf,1b 4 1 2 2 0 1 3 1
Reese 2b 4 1 1 1 0 1 3 8
LaRue c 4 0 1 0 0 0 8 1
R. Bell p 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Sexton ph 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Luebbers p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wohlers p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ochoa ph,lf 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 39 6 11 6 1 7 27 13
FIELDING –
DP: 2.
E: Griffey (5), Wohlers (1).
BATTING –
2B: Ochoa (10,off Worrell).
HR: Griffey (34,8th inning off Rain 2 on, 1 out); Young (14,8th inning off
Rain 1 on, 2 out); Reese (9,8th inning off Rain 0 on, 2 out).
IBB: Griffey (15,by Worrell).
Team LOB: 7.
Chicago Cubs AB R H RBI BB SO PO A
E. Young 2b 3 2 0 0 2 0 0 3
Gutierrez ss 3 1 2 0 1 1 3 1
Sosa rf 4 1 2 3 0 1 2 0
Grace 1b 4 0 0 0 0 0 10 1
White lf 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 0
Buford cf 2 0 1 0 2 1 3 0
Girardi c 4 0 0 0 0 1 7 0
Huson 3b 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
B. Brown ph 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tapani p 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
Rain p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Worrell p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Matthews ph 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Totals 32 4 6 3 5 7 27 9
FIELDING –
E: E. Young (12).
BATTING –
2B: Gutierrez (13,off R. Bell).
HR: Sosa (36,5th inning off R. Bell 2 on, 2 out).
Team LOB: 6.
BASERUNNING –
SB: E. Young 2 (40,2nd base off R. Bell/LaRue,3rd base off R. Bell/LaRue).
CS: Buford (5,2nd base by Luebbers/LaRue).
PITCHINGCincinnati Reds IP H R ER BB SO HR
R. Bell 5 5 4 1 3 2 1
Luebbers 1 1 0 0 0 1 0
Wohlers W(1-1) 1 0 0 0 1 2 0
Graves SV(19) 2 0 0 0 1 2 0
Totals 9 6 4 1 5 7 1
Chicago Cubs IP H R ER BB SO HR
Tapani 7 6 2 2 0 5 0
Rain L(3-2) 0.2 4 4 4 0 1 3
Worrell 1.1 1 0 0 1 1 0
Totals 9 11 6 6 1 7 3
IBB: Worrell (5,Griffey).
Umpires: Jerry Meals, Larry Young, Travis Katzenmeier, Bill Miller
Time of Game: 3:03 Attendance: 40586
The Cubs led 4-0 when I came in with two on, none out in the eighth to try and hold the Reds down for Kevin Tapani.
REDS 8TH: OCHOA BATTED FOR WOHLERS; Ochoa singled to center;
Stynes singled to left [Ochoa to second]; RAIN REPLACED TAPANI
(PITCHING); B. Larkin grounded out (third to first) [Ochoa to
third, Stynes to second]; Griffey homered [Ochoa scored, Stynes
scored]; Bichette struck out; Casey singled to right; HUNTER RAN
FOR CASEY; Young homered [Hunter scored]; Reese homered; WORRELL
REPLACED RAIN (PITCHING); LaRue flied to right; 6 R, 6 H, 0 E, 0
LOB. Reds 6, Cubs 4.
Final Totals R H E LOB
Reds 6 11 2 7
Cubs 4 6 1 6
ah hell
on August 11, 2005 at 1:47 pm
I’m convinced Dusty is acting retarded out of spite at this point.
geeod. It’s certainly become a battle of wills as far as Dusty vs. Hendry goes. Instead of like philosophically or anything pertaining to on the field, it’s become Dusty trying to get himself fired and Hendry doing everything he can to not fire him.
Someone deserves punched in the face.
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 1:49 pm
Sad thing is he had a 3-4 record and a 4.35 ERA that year, 27 BB/54K in 49 IP – I think the Cubs would kill to have that guy in their bullpen this year.
Brian
on August 11, 2005 at 1:51 pm
Lawton’s not playing because they’re pissed at his half-assed effort. If that standard were to be applied to the team as a whole, the Cubs wouldn’t field a team.
KD
on August 11, 2005 at 1:52 pm
Does Comcast show Rockford Files re-runs during rain delays like WGN?
Or maybe an old tape of Kiner’s Korner?
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 1:59 pm
Coming into “The Steve Rain Game” your Cubbies had won 20-of-30 and were acting like they had a clue. We were eight games under .500 and began making you dolts think we were going to make a comeback and hahaha! I fucked up that game real bad and we lost 36-of-48 to finish 65-97 in dead last in the Central Division! Remember some of the players shaving their heads and touching them together in the postgame handshakes? Yeah? That was then.
Kevin Tapani
on August 11, 2005 at 2:00 pm
Did I ever get a win in a Cubs’ uniform? And why is it that every game I left with a lead, the entire bullpen had gas cans, a match, and an insane or wicked smile instead of a glove?
Sloth
on August 11, 2005 at 2:04 pm
When we have to drag Steve Rain’s sorry-assed corpse out of the ground to have something to talk about, then Andy oughta just pull the plug on this beast, and save himself some caish.
I’m NOT mad at the guy who brought it up…just the circumstance.
Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 2:05 pm
i ruin baseball
Blunt Force Trauma
on August 11, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Ronny on the pre game rain delay show on WGN “Michael Barret, he’s not a rookie is he?” The leg bones connected to the brain bone
Jason Dubois
on August 11, 2005 at 2:10 pm
Hey at least you fuckers don’t have to be stuck in Buffalo.
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 2:10 pm
Well that game was EXACTLY five years ago today and you know what else is there to talk about during a RAIN delay? I’m part of what makes Desipio great! Hey Sloth, wanna hang out?
We’re better than you, we lock out “outsiders” during games + we have inside sources+ we have corespondents + we have hoops + we have PREMIUM + we have designated pecker checkers taking photos and hidden cam of minor league penii , cubs and non-cubs every single day! + did you hear me! I said naked minor leaguers! + somehow, we still manage to be the most boring collection of fanboys you’ve ever had the privelege to read :/
What’s good about that article? I thought it was from this week. From the notes at teh bottom:
RHP pitcher Kerry Wood, still bothered by a strained muscle in his rib cage, will miss his next start. Wood has been on the disabled list since Sunday, retroactive to July 30
Bah… I can’t even paste a link correctly! God, I suck. Try this instead…
Ron Coomer
on August 11, 2005 at 2:48 pm
Forever
rain
on August 11, 2005 at 2:52 pm
I will be done in about 10 minutes, please play.
Ah...Good Times...
on August 11, 2005 at 2:53 pm
good times indeed. The glory days of the Coom Shot, Flash, Tap, Bere, a young “Look it’s another Pedro” Cruz, kinda makes that season look real good right about now.
Train Wreck
on August 11, 2005 at 2:54 pm
I will begin in 15 minutes, if you can stand to watch me.
2006
on August 11, 2005 at 2:54 pm
You don’t wanna even think about me, I’m already shaping up to be stinky.
Hey there Desipiots!
Ready to piss away another afternoon?
I can’t wait.
2005
on August 11, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Well #64, if you have watched any of me at all, you unfortunately can stand to watch.
Koronka
on August 11, 2005 at 2:56 pm
I rock!!!!
Pick Your Poision
on August 11, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Rich Hill or John Koronka
David Eckstein
on August 11, 2005 at 2:57 pm
Let the fun begin, female doges!
Les Dennis
on August 11, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Anyone see me ass on Extras? Man, I am infinitely more exciting, while naked, then the Cubs are.
BC
on August 11, 2005 at 2:58 pm
For pure torture, I decided to turn on Fox Sports Midwest’s pregame show to see what the Cardinals’ crew was talking about.
They had Bruce Levine on (He was described as a “baseball analyst” for whatever reason), and he held Dusty BLAMELESS for how the season was going downhill. He blamed the pitching staff’s injuries and ineffectiveness.
Then McLaughlin and Hrabosky (I’m not trying that spelling again) get on and talk about how the heat was on Dusty on talk radio yesterday, and you could tell they thought this thing called “sports talk radio” was evil. You have to remember that for all of the Chicago media’s faults (And there are plenty), that in the St. Louis media if it isn’t positive it doesn’t get in.
After that, there was a Mike Shannon interview with Chris Carpenter (About the same softball-quality as a Ron Santo interview with Dusty), at which point I would have shot myself if I had a gun. Why?
The Cardinals’ pitcher with 47 arm injuries has 16 wins.
The Cubs’ pitcher with 47 arm injuries was a mop-up man yesterday.
Caramis
on August 11, 2005 at 2:59 pm
I have a feeling this season is going to get worse before it gets better. Scratch that. I meant worse before it gets even worse.
David Eckstein
on August 11, 2005 at 2:59 pm
Just hit it the to the gremlin
Rothschild
on August 11, 2005 at 3:00 pm
Needs to get his ass kicked by a Chicago Street gang! They can sell tickets to it too!!! Who wouldnt pay to see that.
Sportsline
on August 11, 2005 at 3:00 pm
how can you, Nunez sacrificed to catcher, Eckstein to third. Then Fly out?
David Eckstein
on August 11, 2005 at 3:01 pm
In St. Louis, I get standing ovations because of the size of my heart. What a town.
Game Over
on August 11, 2005 at 3:01 pm
Hey guys!!
Dave B
on August 11, 2005 at 3:02 pm
I think it’s time for Maddux to consider shutting it down for good. Maybe they can come to a settlement for 2006, but if not, no way should they allow him to get the innings necessary to activate the ’06 option.
I’m just tryin’ to catch Milton in the all-important home runs allowed category.
Buffet
on August 11, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Rain delays mean that Aramis and his teammates get to spend more quality time with me!
Albie
on August 11, 2005 at 3:03 pm
If I’m not intentionally walked for the rest of this game, Dusty will be fired.
Reasons Pujols (not Lee) will win the MVP,
on August 11, 2005 at 3:03 pm
(besides the bomb he just hit)
1) He’s on a winning team
2) He has been runner up the last few years
3) He’s been consistent all year
4) He’s stolen 11 bases this year
5) He, like, NEVER, strikes out
Time
on August 11, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Didn’t need much of me to be in the hole, now did it?
POOHOLES
on August 11, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Im not havin it bitches!!!
Nostradamus
on August 11, 2005 at 3:04 pm
I see the damp Chicago weather causing a man in a red and gray uniform with a soul patch on his chin to walk off the mound with a snapped elbow a la Chad Fox.
Mark Mulder
on August 11, 2005 at 3:04 pm
Yeah, that’s enough for today. Just shut it down and let’s get this over with.
Today I brought out the headline: Bullpen help arrives.
I have been used 5320 times this season
#85
on August 11, 2005 at 3:05 pm
My name is Joe Morgan
Neifi
on August 11, 2005 at 3:07 pm
Why do I smile after every mundane accomplishment?
Someone punch my face until I can’t smile anymore. Please.
Caramis
on August 11, 2005 at 3:07 pm
Wait a second, I’m a little slow here, is my TV broken, or are Macias and Neifi leading off the lineup today.
Is this a suicide mission?
What could possibly be the reasoning behind this?
BC
on August 11, 2005 at 3:07 pm
I don’t know how many of you saw this, but Arizona lost a game partially due to Mike Lowell completing a successful hidden ball trick play against a runner at third base late in the game.
So at least we haven’t lost on a play from a Disney movie.
Yet.
Macias
on August 11, 2005 at 3:08 pm
YEAH BITCH!!!!!
Reasoning
on August 11, 2005 at 3:08 pm
I am what no one on the Cubs possesses.
Macias
on August 11, 2005 at 3:09 pm
Would someone please hit me till I go into a coma????Please??
Todd Walker and Matt Lawton
on August 11, 2005 at 3:10 pm
Have we done something to offend the Dustbag? Benchwarming for Gremlin and Neifi?
D-Lee
on August 11, 2005 at 3:10 pm
Im done helping you guys!
Aramis
on August 11, 2005 at 3:11 pm
Hustle hustle hustle hustle….
KD
on August 11, 2005 at 3:11 pm
Way to leg out that double, Eramis.
Jose Macias
on August 11, 2005 at 3:11 pm
Matt lawton, see #23
Caramis
on August 11, 2005 at 3:12 pm
Injury or not, there is no excuse for walking out of the batters box, that’s not “playing smart”
Cub Fan
on August 11, 2005 at 3:12 pm
Why would he sit out Walker and Lawton???? Where the fuck is Jimbo when Dusty makes these decisions? Why the fuck was I born a Cub fan??
Aramis
on August 11, 2005 at 3:13 pm
Pancakes.
Extras
on August 11, 2005 at 3:13 pm
Seriously, watch me, steal me. I am god damn funny.
Hey, Baylor! Can you believe Maddux gave up that home run? That like never happens, does it?
Dusty
on August 11, 2005 at 3:18 pm
To all you dudes questioning the lineup today, I like to call this my “what the f*ck, nothing else is working anyway” lineup. Hollandsworth would have been in, but he had an unfortunate mishap with some hair curlers during the rain delay.
Rafael Palmiero and Kenny Rogers
on August 11, 2005 at 3:20 pm
Were we even suspended? Really? It’s over? I swear it felt like we just took a nap for a minute.
Man… dudes black and small, must mean he’s fast right? Gotta give the dude a go signal, right?
Jose Macias
on August 11, 2005 at 3:33 pm
It was a pure steal, baby, and I’m a little troll.
Greg Maddux
on August 11, 2005 at 3:34 pm
The only way we win today is if I throw my best game in 5 years the rest of the way.
Cards Fans
on August 11, 2005 at 3:34 pm
We cheer when them colored peoples done get dragged buhind one of dem dere pickup trucks.
Macias
on August 11, 2005 at 3:34 pm
I look like a the rapper in Onyx!!! Throw your gunz up bitches!!
Sonny Cheeba
on August 11, 2005 at 3:37 pm
I’m the dude from Onyx, you’re referring to, I think. Nice inning by Maddux.
Cheeba
on August 11, 2005 at 3:38 pm
I like to be smoked!
Mark Mulder
on August 11, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Wow, thanks Neifi.
Neifi
on August 11, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Have I ever bunted for a basehit?
Ron Santo's Brain
on August 11, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Hey look, it took just till the second inning before I pulled out my suitcase of faxes and sounded stupid again, now I’M blabbing about breaking in new gloves.
Dusty
on August 11, 2005 at 3:40 pm
Gotta have our two speed demons macias and neifi at the top of a lineup. Speed creates problems for the other teams
Dude
Cub Fans
on August 11, 2005 at 3:40 pm
We cheer becuase we don’t know any better and we’re out of work anyway.
Lee Elia was right about us
Dusty
on August 11, 2005 at 3:40 pm
Dudes, you steal Macias there cause either he’s safe and Neifi can drive him in, or you have Neifi up to get on in front of Lee… Not my fault neither of those things happened.
yabitchassbootlegginmuthafuckasellinmytapes ya get shot!
Ron Santo
on August 11, 2005 at 3:41 pm
Has a brain? I thought it was a fakie like his legs!
santo and hughes
on August 11, 2005 at 3:42 pm
we are desperately trying to sound optimistic to please are paymasters
Sloth
on August 11, 2005 at 3:43 pm
Is Onyx still in the league? I thought they folded the Blue Wave after Ichiro went to America…
Cards Fans
on August 11, 2005 at 3:43 pm
Cubs fans are out of work? What’s work anyway, i just get these here checks from the gov’ment. If Cubs fans ain’t got no jobs, why come they all own them talking picture boxes?
Sonny Cheeba
on August 11, 2005 at 3:44 pm
Heard you bitches gots me confused wit dat gremlin?? Don’t get it twisted chumps!!
Dave B
on August 11, 2005 at 3:44 pm
To Greg Maddux/ Stalker:
Fuck off. Seriously.
2 run cub lead
on August 11, 2005 at 3:44 pm
How long since the last time i occured
E-Ramis
on August 11, 2005 at 3:44 pm
I guess you bitches would have rather I legged out a triple there. Faggots.
Cubs Offense
on August 11, 2005 at 3:44 pm
Remember Us?
Cub Fans
on August 11, 2005 at 3:45 pm
We get our cash from blowing out of town buisness men in the alleys. $15 if they bring their own Vaseline
Top of the 8th, Tuesday in Philly
on August 11, 2005 at 3:45 pm
Your answer 170
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 3:46 pm
Boys, this is looking like an INSURMOUNTABLE lead!
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 3:46 pm
Boys, this is looking like an INSURMOUNTABLE lead!
why am i finding it difficult to muster any optimism? hmmmmm….
Mulder
on August 11, 2005 at 3:47 pm
I’m uh… I’m no good.
#173
on August 11, 2005 at 3:48 pm
Due to my infatuation with homosexuals, it is clear I am a closet one myself. I also don’t have a funny bone in my body, oops, library is about to close. That means no more computer for me, back to my abandoned school bus-turned trailer.
meth mouth
on August 11, 2005 at 3:49 pm
I am the reason that cardinal fans need vaseline
Real Cub Fans
on August 11, 2005 at 3:49 pm
Duh…..the Vaseline is for when they want to take us from behind. We also go $20 for a Cleveland Steamer.
Right behind the Cubby Bear….cum join us, but bring cash
#173
on August 11, 2005 at 3:50 pm
And you know how much they charge because???
Funny
on August 11, 2005 at 3:51 pm
The troll here today has no chance at ever being me.
Hot Chicks
on August 11, 2005 at 3:51 pm
We give blowjobs too. Not every joke has to be of the gay variety.
Dusty Baker
on August 11, 2005 at 3:52 pm
Some lineup I put out there today, dudes. Four runs already, more than we’ve got in a week, dudes. This is my lineup for the rest of the season, dudes.
Poohoes
on August 11, 2005 at 3:53 pm
Maddux sucks pee pee.
Hot Chicks
on August 11, 2005 at 3:57 pm
But only until our sugar daddies tell us to stop. Besides, we aren’t real Cub fans anyway, not since Gracie left town anyway.
POOHOLES
on August 11, 2005 at 3:57 pm
We like Vaseline!!!
Cub fan
on August 11, 2005 at 3:58 pm
We love the hot chicks at wrigley man!!! Can a brotha get some?????
You would think that I could find something better to do than annoy people on the internet. I’m probably some15 year old piece of shit, who thinks he’s tough, as long as I don’t have to face anyone that is. Please don’t tell my parents.
Greggy
on August 11, 2005 at 4:00 pm
Maybe I can go 8 today
Cub fan
on August 11, 2005 at 4:01 pm
8 sounds good Greggy!
#192
on August 11, 2005 at 4:01 pm
And I’m obviously some jag off who has nothing better to do.
GET A LIFE!!!!
School
on August 11, 2005 at 4:02 pm
In a few weeks, I’ll be back in and these gamecasts will be readable again.
Cheeba
on August 11, 2005 at 4:03 pm
#192 sounds like joke police all over again!
Gamecasts
on August 11, 2005 at 4:05 pm
I used to be good, now I fucking suck.
Morans
on August 11, 2005 at 4:05 pm
Doesn’t there seem to be a vast influx of us on Desipio the past week or so? Don’t we love to argue and threaten one another? Where did we come from? How did we hear about Desipio? Why does the joke police keep busting our balls? Why don’t we know how to type or spell? Why don’t we go sit in the garage with the car on, door shut?
Macias and Perez. Makes me weepy for Sandberg and Dernier.
Lee
on August 11, 2005 at 4:08 pm
What are these things on the bases in front of me
Cub fan
on August 11, 2005 at 4:08 pm
#199. I find it hard to spell after my 1st case of Rolling Rock! Plus after a good glass hit of some blueberrys, man I’m fucked! Just not in the ass like joke police!
If you find yourself complaining about us day after day, it’s because you are an idiot. I know this comes as a shock to you because you probably thought you were at least moderately intelligent. But for real, man, you’re not. Go ahead and deny it. But if you’ve ever used me in a sentance, you are a complete, hopless moran. You exist only to amuse yourself and you are really an embarrassment to all Cub Fans. You are the Desipio Gamecast equivalent of the guy who sits and talks on his cellphone the whole game and tries to wave at the camera. Now say JOKE POLICE again, Fuckstick!
Joke Police. Although I may not have gone to an expensive college like yourself, your just upset because your an average dull guy who is just like every other yuppie in Wrigleyville. See I love guys like you because guys like me fuck your girlfriends every which way possible while your working in your office all day. This is true and you know it!! That is why you hold so much angst toward guys like me! I’m sexy, girls want me and your just a needledick who is clueless!! So fuck you joke police!!
now albie can jack one and i can get back to work secure in the knowledge of a losing streak extended.
Terrel Owens
on August 11, 2005 at 4:21 pm
I wish Greg Maddux would just go crazy and start beaning Cardinals players in the head. It probably wouldn’t hurt them but would be v. funny.
Nomar
on August 11, 2005 at 4:23 pm
TO, sorry we havent been paying you enough attention. Want to compare groins?
Cub fan
on August 11, 2005 at 4:23 pm
Everything is love until the joke police show up! Fucking PO-PO!!!
Joke Police
on August 11, 2005 at 4:24 pm
Now that shit was funny. Why don’t you try that more often? Or do you have to be seething with insecurity before you formulate a decent thing to say?
the game
on August 11, 2005 at 4:24 pm
I’m about to be tied!
hank white
on August 11, 2005 at 4:26 pm
I killed beirut and stole his uniform today
Rick James
on August 11, 2005 at 4:26 pm
It’s incredibly funny to run old jokes into the ground and then make ridiculous statements about class. Admit it, deep down I’m a White Sox fan who can’t enjoy the Sox success, I need to come over here and make fun of the Cubs to validate my existence.
Terrel Owens
on August 11, 2005 at 4:26 pm
Rick James need to shut his cracka mouth, that dumb MFer make the joke police look poignant and shit.
Moran
on August 11, 2005 at 4:26 pm
I’m sexy! Girls want me! I didn’t go to an expensive college!
Joke Police. I just dont take life that serious man! I am not going to put that much effort on a guy that would see me on the street and start pissing on himself ALA Billy Madison once you take a look at what I have to offer!!
“Jose Macias reaches on missed catch error by first baseman Albert Pujols, assist to pitcher Brad Thompson. Matt Murton scores. Corey Patterson scores. Jose Macias to 2nd.”
What actually happened?
The Cubs
on August 11, 2005 at 4:35 pm
We’ve scored in every inning!
The Cubs
on August 11, 2005 at 4:36 pm
Don’t let the score fool you, we still suck. And Dusty is the dumbest fucking manager in the history of inept cocksuckers.
Ohhhh Brother..
on August 11, 2005 at 4:36 pm
WE’RE PUMMELING THE CARDS!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!
The History Of Inept Cocksuckers
on August 11, 2005 at 4:37 pm
Was I a course at your community college?
cub fans
on August 11, 2005 at 4:37 pm
#267, you really do not need to remind us
It's time to chant...
on August 11, 2005 at 4:38 pm
SWEEEEEP!
SWEEEEEP!
SWEEEEEP!
SWEEEEEP!
Houston, here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad
on August 11, 2005 at 4:39 pm
If some meathead did actually fuck my girl, I could easily dump her and find another one while said meathead couldn’t do a thing about his below average IQ. Outside of perhaps reading a book. Without pictures.
NC Central Final Standings
on August 11, 2005 at 4:39 pm
houston –
Chi Cubs 1
milwaukee 3
St louis 4
Pissburgh 16
Maddux
on August 11, 2005 at 4:40 pm
i am the smartest pitcher in baseball. period.
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 4:40 pm
Awesome! What could possibly go wrong now?
The Good news is....
on August 11, 2005 at 4:40 pm
the Comcast signal keeps cutting out.
Cinci
on August 11, 2005 at 4:40 pm
Where are we?
NL Central Final Standings
on August 11, 2005 at 4:41 pm
cubs finish 1 out, still win the wild card
dusty gets 5 year extension
after major collapse, boston of playoffs, johnny damon signs with cubs
The Bad News is
on August 11, 2005 at 4:42 pm
You are watching a Cub game
On no
on August 11, 2005 at 4:42 pm
I hope Pattersons hand and wrist are OK
NL Central Final Standings
on August 11, 2005 at 4:42 pm
Cinci now part of a revamped triple A league
Korey
on August 11, 2005 at 4:42 pm
Yay! Web Gem
All I had to do was break my wrist!
north carolina central
on August 11, 2005 at 4:43 pm
We have a baseball league
We contain cities called chicago, milwakee, st louis, pissburgh.
In our strange bizarro league, the chicago team, called the cubs are decent.
Rick James
on August 11, 2005 at 4:43 pm
#272. I could always work on my I.Q. You on the other hand, no matter what girl you pick up, rest assured that guys like me will always be donkeypunching your girl while she takes a bong hit and watches SpongeBob Square Pants!!! PEACE BITCH!!!!!
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 4:43 pm
Something really happen to Patterson?
Hey #278
on August 11, 2005 at 4:44 pm
better stop sniffing glue
Dr. Cub
on August 11, 2005 at 4:44 pm
if someone was gonna break something, might as well be Korey
D Lee
on August 11, 2005 at 4:44 pm
I’ll keep the Gold Glove and gimme that Silver Slugger Bat, Albie.
#272
on August 11, 2005 at 4:45 pm
How many times have I openly conceded that I’m an idiot today? I am a fucking riot.
BC
on August 11, 2005 at 4:45 pm
Derrek Lee hits another homer.
Maybe we should pretend the rest of our games are against Mark Mulder…
D-Lee
on August 11, 2005 at 4:45 pm
Shame on you for doubting me bitches.
Eat it.
Ronnie
on August 11, 2005 at 4:46 pm
woo woo the cubs will win woo woo
and rick james and his IQ blow woo woo
and joe morgan too woo woo
and then the rockies did it to the cubs may 5, 1999.
Joke Police
on August 11, 2005 at 4:55 pm
No, I’m not Ronnie. That’s some other dude who’s laughing about the way you’ve clowned yourself all afternoon. Whoah Patterson just drew a walk? What kind of sick shit is this?
Corey Patterson
on August 11, 2005 at 4:56 pm
We are clubbing the Cardinals today like baby seals. And I just drew a walk.
Now watch the skies roll back like a scroll as the Lord returns.
woo woo the cubs will win woo woo
and we’re counting the days woo woo
until rick james goes back to prison woo woo
or his library card is cancelled woo woo
because he blows big time woo woo
and joe morgan too woo woo
Maddux just drilled the Genius withe a foul ball.
Give me an ESPY
Rick James
on August 11, 2005 at 5:00 pm
Joke police. Read #317! And I clowned myself today??? Your a fucking Chump!!!
Apostraphes (')
on August 11, 2005 at 5:02 pm
#324. Learn about me.
Spelling
on August 11, 2005 at 5:03 pm
#325. Learn about me.
Dustin Dernier
on August 11, 2005 at 5:04 pm
I am SO getting laid after this.
WTF
on August 11, 2005 at 5:05 pm
Is a Apostraphes??? Is that some kind of desert?
Shutting Up
on August 11, 2005 at 5:06 pm
#324,#325, and #326,
learn about me.
Mark Grace
on August 11, 2005 at 5:06 pm
Learn to fucking spell, dickweed.
Chris Berman's "Ray-das" Voice
on August 11, 2005 at 5:06 pm
DA GREM-LENNNNN!
Cal Eldrid
on August 11, 2005 at 5:06 pm
I’m still alive? and I still have an elbow?
WTF
on August 11, 2005 at 5:08 pm
#330. Wouldnt it be Dickweeds? Since your talking about more than one person?
Bobby Dernier
on August 11, 2005 at 5:08 pm
Wait, my job WAS to be irritating, or still is? I’m confused.
Mark Grace
on August 11, 2005 at 5:10 pm
How the fuck do you know how many people I’m fucking talking to, dickweed.
Double Switch
on August 11, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Used by the genius today.
God speaking
on August 11, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Well is was to reminesce about ’84, and no shit about the spelling
1998 Royals
on August 11, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Crack open the champagne, boys.
Rick
on August 11, 2005 at 5:12 pm
Yuppies get upset so easy! Chill out dude, go have a latte or something. You must be hung like a light switch little man!!! Poor guy.
Pitch Count
on August 11, 2005 at 5:12 pm
88 for Greg to start the 8th.
Maddux
on August 11, 2005 at 5:14 pm
Pitching a god damn GEM.
The Hammer
on August 11, 2005 at 5:16 pm
Who knew?
Steve Rain
on August 11, 2005 at 5:16 pm
If I pitched the ninth, the Cubs still might win.
#80
on August 11, 2005 at 5:17 pm
I knew!
Standing O
on August 11, 2005 at 5:18 pm
for Greg…finishes the 8th striking out grudzweqwwieyk
99 pitches to start the ninth, going for a complete game.
Mad Dog
on August 11, 2005 at 5:19 pm
WOoo WOOO WOOO WOOOF!!!
Skip Shumaker
on August 11, 2005 at 5:22 pm
Who the fuck am I?
Chris Berman
on August 11, 2005 at 5:22 pm
And Momar-“Qua-daf-i” Garciaparra, hits one that falls in like a Pan Am 747.
a "gem"
on August 11, 2005 at 5:22 pm
i consist of giving up 4 earned runs and 11 hits in 8 innings
Impressive
on August 11, 2005 at 5:23 pm
out of the 99 pitches for Greg today:
77 strikes
22 balls
Holly
on August 11, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Because no game can go by without me appearing.
#349
on August 11, 2005 at 5:24 pm
Yes, but only for Jamie Moyer, Greg Maddux, and anyone else with little league velocity.
sense
on August 11, 2005 at 5:25 pm
Fighting on anonymous Cubs gamecasts about who is smarter is definitely making me.
Corey Patterson
on August 11, 2005 at 5:26 pm
FYC. FY till it bleeds.
Multiple hit game
on August 11, 2005 at 5:26 pm
every cub starter got me today except murton and greg
Corey
on August 11, 2005 at 5:27 pm
3 for 3 with a walk and and RBI. Is this because I learned something, or because the pressure is off because the season is over?
sense
on August 11, 2005 at 5:27 pm
Fighting on anonymous Cubs gamecasts about who is smarter is definitely making me.
ps – Why do all of my comments get this message “Your comment is awaiting moderation. ”
I must be on some kind of desipio terrorist watch list.>?
Greggy
on August 11, 2005 at 5:27 pm
going for the complete game WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ronnie
on August 11, 2005 at 5:29 pm
woo woo Cubs win Cubs win woo woo
and to you rick james that is reading this woo woo
let me tell you that you blow woo woo
big time like joe morgan woo woo
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
on August 11, 2005 at 5:29 pm
quit it!
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
on August 11, 2005 at 5:30 pm
I’ve been censored. I feel violated
Desipio theologian
on August 11, 2005 at 5:31 pm
Anyone else discouraged to learn via #337 that God is a bad speller?
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
on August 11, 2005 at 5:35 pm
bugger
Maddux
on August 11, 2005 at 5:36 pm
It’s a very small crappy gem! But you’ll take it, I assume?
Greggie
on August 11, 2005 at 5:37 pm
I threw a cubic zirconia today!
Cubs Bullpen
on August 11, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Better than the crap we’ve been throwing!
God speaking
on August 11, 2005 at 5:38 pm
Hey #360, I said no shit about the spelling. You are now a White Sox fan.
Complete game win for Greggie vs STL
on August 11, 2005 at 5:39 pm
easily, one of the top 5 highlights of the season.
Greg Maddux
on August 11, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Just had to get out there and throw nine innings. I want to get that option kicked in as soon as I can.
I hope you all enjoy my 5.38 ERA next year!
Dusty
on August 11, 2005 at 5:45 pm
Yay, now I’ll bat Macias and Neifi 1 and 2 the rest of the season!
Next year, too!
Told you they’re awesome, dudes.
Desipio theologian
on August 11, 2005 at 5:48 pm
Well, God, your grammar sucks, too.
That does it. I’m going Buddhist.
Greg
on August 11, 2005 at 5:48 pm
367: Don’t forget I lead this team in wins.
Greg
on August 11, 2005 at 5:51 pm
And I also lead this team in complete games and innings pitched…
I’m your ACE, numbers don’t lie.
Seriously
on August 11, 2005 at 6:07 pm
What happened to Patterson?
C-Patt
on August 11, 2005 at 6:14 pm
I’m strutting around like I own the place after today’s game.
realist
on August 11, 2005 at 6:33 pm
remember, this is one game. it means jack shit in the long run
The Cubs
on August 11, 2005 at 7:17 pm
Yes, our season is still done, but at least we proved we can still occasionally win a game.
Cub fans
on August 11, 2005 at 7:21 pm
This year there is no long run. Jack shit is all we got to celebrate, so let’s party!
Any chance this rain will last 40 days and 40 nights? That would get us through mid-September…
on runs scored by Cards today. Line is set at 8.
i’ll take the under
What’s the big deal? It doesn’t hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
This Cubs team is worse than the time when I fell asleep and Sosa put his dick in my mouth and took a picture.
Hooray! I’m leading off today!
1 David Eckstein, SS Jose Macias, RF
2 Abraham O. Nunez, 3B Neifi Perez, 2B
3 Albert Pujols, 1B Derrek Lee, 1B
4 Jim Edmonds, CF Aramis Ramirez, 3B
5 Mark Grudzielanek, 2B Nomar Garciaparra, SS
6 John Mabry, RF Michael Barrett, C
7 So Taguchi, LF Matt Murton, LF
8 Einar Diaz, C Corey Patterson, CF
9 Mark Mulder, P Greg Maddux, P
Macias in RF… even better than Macias in CF…
Uh Dusty, I think I know how to play right field..
Jose in RF…that’s the kind of ‘genius’ move that I like to see.
So I’m sitting on the bench so Macias can play? WTF? What kind of a stupid franchise is this?
But Matt, you hit left handed. That is the major consideration in figuring out who plays on a given day.
Right?
Shut the HELL UP!!
I think I’ll ask if there’s some more Sarbanes-Oxley work to do this afternoon
Its the only consideration dude. Wait, you dudes aren’t even that outraged about this lineup? What’s that, you dudes don’t even care anymore???
That’s it, time for the contingency place. Jim, get the Orioles GM on the phone and lets trade to get Sammy back.
Why do we keep setting the over/under bets as me?
Uhh Dusty “dude”, my groin kinda hurts…I think its starting to strain pretty badly again. I’m not sure how many more groundouts I can attempt to run out before it pops out again…
Hey me I’ve got 4 game hitting streak going on I think…With 2 rbi’s in the last 2 days..
Nomar’s been as close to a positive as this club has seen since his return.
Egads! That’s 75% of our offense right there. I guess I have to stay in until my leg falls off. Anyone need me to pitch?
dusty really screwed this lineup. obviously Hank should be playing center to achieve pure righty power.
Is Dusty trying to throw the season? What other possible reason could he have for having me in RF with my 28 games total experience there and my “cannon” of an arm as I showed in CF?
There was some speculation on the radio shows last evening that Dusty and his staff were less than happy with Lawton walking after a ball in the gap the other night and paln to sit him for a few days.
Burnitz is 6 for his last 72.
Shouldn’t Dusty and his staff be less then happy with Macais and Neifi for pretty much refusing to take walks and for the most part sucking all year?
woo woo the cubs may loose woo woo
but the cards blow woo woo
and joe morgan too woo woo
I said very early on that Burnitz was God-awful and that I didn’t trust his first eight weeks worth of stats. He has proven to be worse than even I could have imagined. Though so has Dusty and the rest of this entire team.
Insert salad gag here:
Matchups:
1 David Eckstein VS Jose Macias……….Macias, looks like little tyson
2 Abraham O. Nunez VS Neifi Perez…..Nuñez, TKO 1st round
3 Albert Pujols VS Derrek Lee……….Lee,taller and longer reach
4 Jim Edmonds VS Aramis Ramirez…..cat fight = Draw
5 Mark Grudzielanek VS Nomar Garciaparra…..Nomar: glass nose = Draw
6 John Mabry VS Michael Barrett…….Mabry
7 So Taguchi VS Matt Murton….intriguing=taguchi by submission (armbar)
8 Einar Diaz VS Corey Patterson…….Diaz, TKO 1st round
9 Mark Mulder VS Greg Maddux………Draw
I’m still worse buddy!
why all the hate amigos? I’m hitting .291
what are your buddies Berut, White, Nomar, & Burnitz hitting?
If you defend me, you’re obviously insane.
I think you know what the problem is Macias. I draw more intentional walks in a week (when I’m playing) then you’ve draw unintentionally in your entire career
Hitting .291/.304/.355 is not exactly hitting, amigo. You should not be allowed anywhere near a bat. And your throwing arm does not allow you to play the outfield, since you can’t make it back to the infield with your throws. Hopefully it rains all day…
I got sick of the Cubs losing, so I ordered a little rain today.
Yes, of course I control the weather. Don’t talk back or you’ll see what I can do with a little well placed hail and lightning.
Hey Maciaassss….how many runs will you let in today with your subpar fielding??
Lets not get carried away with yer empty .291 avg…..grab some bench!!
I am going to try and bail Busty out for this horrible line-up he put together…..but I do sort of want to watch what would happen…
Sorry Lawton.
here’s an interesting game — how could you reasonably make this lineup worse? hank instead of berut? maybe hollandsworth instead of murton. but this is pretty close to the worst possible lineup that the cubs can reasonably field.
glad to see dusty wants to get that streak ended.
or maybe he figures that they just have no chance at all today anyway, and so would rest everyone — everyone except, of course, the two guys in lee and ramirez that arguably need it most.
what a fool dusty is.
My implosion in 2000 was one of the lowest Cub moments in the last 10 years. The past week, however, makes my public humiliation seem pretty tame and almost possible to watch without sobbing or becoming violently ill. Trust me though, it wasn’t. Reporters found me hiding in a room away from the locker room long after the game ended, still in uniform afraid to go in and face my teammates. God, I was a sorry case. Kind of like the fuck sticks you watch now. Only fatter and more sorry.
Read MeCincinnati Reds 6, Chicago Cubs 4
DayGame Played on Friday, August 11, 2000 (D) at Wrigley Field
CIN N 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0 – 6 11 2
CHI N 1 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 – 4 6 1
BATTINGCincinnati Reds AB R H RBI BB SO PO A
Stynes 3b 5 1 2 0 0 1 0 1
B. Larkin ss 5 0 0 0 0 1 2 1
Castro ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Griffey cf 4 1 1 3 1 1 1 0
Bichette rf 5 0 0 0 0 1 1 0
Tucker rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Casey 1b 4 0 2 0 0 1 9 0
Hunter pr 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0
Graves p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Young lf,1b 4 1 2 2 0 1 3 1
Reese 2b 4 1 1 1 0 1 3 8
LaRue c 4 0 1 0 0 0 8 1
R. Bell p 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1
Sexton ph 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Luebbers p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wohlers p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ochoa ph,lf 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 39 6 11 6 1 7 27 13
FIELDING –
DP: 2.
E: Griffey (5), Wohlers (1).
BATTING –
2B: Ochoa (10,off Worrell).
HR: Griffey (34,8th inning off Rain 2 on, 1 out); Young (14,8th inning off
Rain 1 on, 2 out); Reese (9,8th inning off Rain 0 on, 2 out).
IBB: Griffey (15,by Worrell).
Team LOB: 7.
Chicago Cubs AB R H RBI BB SO PO A
E. Young 2b 3 2 0 0 2 0 0 3
Gutierrez ss 3 1 2 0 1 1 3 1
Sosa rf 4 1 2 3 0 1 2 0
Grace 1b 4 0 0 0 0 0 10 1
White lf 4 0 1 0 0 2 1 0
Buford cf 2 0 1 0 2 1 3 0
Girardi c 4 0 0 0 0 1 7 0
Huson 3b 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
B. Brown ph 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tapani p 3 0 0 0 0 0 1 1
Rain p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Worrell p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Matthews ph 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Totals 32 4 6 3 5 7 27 9
FIELDING –
E: E. Young (12).
BATTING –
2B: Gutierrez (13,off R. Bell).
HR: Sosa (36,5th inning off R. Bell 2 on, 2 out).
Team LOB: 6.
BASERUNNING –
SB: E. Young 2 (40,2nd base off R. Bell/LaRue,3rd base off R. Bell/LaRue).
CS: Buford (5,2nd base by Luebbers/LaRue).
PITCHINGCincinnati Reds IP H R ER BB SO HR
R. Bell 5 5 4 1 3 2 1
Luebbers 1 1 0 0 0 1 0
Wohlers W(1-1) 1 0 0 0 1 2 0
Graves SV(19) 2 0 0 0 1 2 0
Totals 9 6 4 1 5 7 1
Chicago Cubs IP H R ER BB SO HR
Tapani 7 6 2 2 0 5 0
Rain L(3-2) 0.2 4 4 4 0 1 3
Worrell 1.1 1 0 0 1 1 0
Totals 9 11 6 6 1 7 3
IBB: Worrell (5,Griffey).
Umpires: Jerry Meals, Larry Young, Travis Katzenmeier, Bill Miller
Time of Game: 3:03 Attendance: 40586
The Cubs led 4-0 when I came in with two on, none out in the eighth to try and hold the Reds down for Kevin Tapani.
REDS 8TH: OCHOA BATTED FOR WOHLERS; Ochoa singled to center;
Stynes singled to left [Ochoa to second]; RAIN REPLACED TAPANI
(PITCHING); B. Larkin grounded out (third to first) [Ochoa to
third, Stynes to second]; Griffey homered [Ochoa scored, Stynes
scored]; Bichette struck out; Casey singled to right; HUNTER RAN
FOR CASEY; Young homered [Hunter scored]; Reese homered; WORRELL
REPLACED RAIN (PITCHING); LaRue flied to right; 6 R, 6 H, 0 E, 0
LOB. Reds 6, Cubs 4.
Final Totals R H E LOB
Reds 6 11 2 7
Cubs 4 6 1 6
I’m convinced Dusty is acting retarded out of spite at this point.
geeod. It’s certainly become a battle of wills as far as Dusty vs. Hendry goes. Instead of like philosophically or anything pertaining to on the field, it’s become Dusty trying to get himself fired and Hendry doing everything he can to not fire him.
Someone deserves punched in the face.
Sad thing is he had a 3-4 record and a 4.35 ERA that year, 27 BB/54K in 49 IP – I think the Cubs would kill to have that guy in their bullpen this year.
Lawton’s not playing because they’re pissed at his half-assed effort. If that standard were to be applied to the team as a whole, the Cubs wouldn’t field a team.
Does Comcast show Rockford Files re-runs during rain delays like WGN?
Or maybe an old tape of Kiner’s Korner?
Coming into “The Steve Rain Game” your Cubbies had won 20-of-30 and were acting like they had a clue. We were eight games under .500 and began making you dolts think we were going to make a comeback and hahaha! I fucked up that game real bad and we lost 36-of-48 to finish 65-97 in dead last in the Central Division! Remember some of the players shaving their heads and touching them together in the postgame handshakes? Yeah? That was then.
Did I ever get a win in a Cubs’ uniform? And why is it that every game I left with a lead, the entire bullpen had gas cans, a match, and an insane or wicked smile instead of a glove?
When we have to drag Steve Rain’s sorry-assed corpse out of the ground to have something to talk about, then Andy oughta just pull the plug on this beast, and save himself some caish.
I’m NOT mad at the guy who brought it up…just the circumstance.
i ruin baseball
Ronny on the pre game rain delay show on WGN “Michael Barret, he’s not a rookie is he?” The leg bones connected to the brain bone
Hey at least you fuckers don’t have to be stuck in Buffalo.
Well that game was EXACTLY five years ago today and you know what else is there to talk about during a RAIN delay? I’m part of what makes Desipio great! Hey Sloth, wanna hang out?
Jason:
Buffalo or Des Moines – Which is worse?
We’re better than you, we lock out “outsiders” during games + we have inside sources+ we have corespondents + we have hoops + we have PREMIUM + we have designated pecker checkers taking photos and hidden cam of minor league penii , cubs and non-cubs every single day! + did you hear me! I said naked minor leaguers! + somehow, we still manage to be the most boring collection of fanboys you’ve ever had the privelege to read :/
This is pure gold. Click on my name.
sounds like parody
“Steve Rain has gotten hitters out all year,” Baylor said. “I never thought he was going to give up a homer on a split finger.”
“Steve Rain feels bad about his outing on Friday.” Ha.
Hey NSBB:
Shut the fuck up you donkey rapping cockmaster!
What’s good about that article? I thought it was from this week. From the notes at teh bottom:
RHP pitcher Kerry Wood, still bothered by a strained muscle in his rib cage, will miss his next start. Wood has been on the disabled list since Sunday, retroactive to July 30
You think that was bad? Check this sh*t out, son!
Hey, while were on the subject…
Bah… I can’t even paste a link correctly! God, I suck. Try this instead…
Forever
I will be done in about 10 minutes, please play.
good times indeed. The glory days of the Coom Shot, Flash, Tap, Bere, a young “Look it’s another Pedro” Cruz, kinda makes that season look real good right about now.
I will begin in 15 minutes, if you can stand to watch me.
You don’t wanna even think about me, I’m already shaping up to be stinky.
It gets considerably worse… well not really.
Hey there Desipiots!
Ready to piss away another afternoon?
I can’t wait.
Well #64, if you have watched any of me at all, you unfortunately can stand to watch.
I rock!!!!
Rich Hill or John Koronka
Let the fun begin, female doges!
Anyone see me ass on Extras? Man, I am infinitely more exciting, while naked, then the Cubs are.
For pure torture, I decided to turn on Fox Sports Midwest’s pregame show to see what the Cardinals’ crew was talking about.
They had Bruce Levine on (He was described as a “baseball analyst” for whatever reason), and he held Dusty BLAMELESS for how the season was going downhill. He blamed the pitching staff’s injuries and ineffectiveness.
Then McLaughlin and Hrabosky (I’m not trying that spelling again) get on and talk about how the heat was on Dusty on talk radio yesterday, and you could tell they thought this thing called “sports talk radio” was evil. You have to remember that for all of the Chicago media’s faults (And there are plenty), that in the St. Louis media if it isn’t positive it doesn’t get in.
After that, there was a Mike Shannon interview with Chris Carpenter (About the same softball-quality as a Ron Santo interview with Dusty), at which point I would have shot myself if I had a gun. Why?
The Cardinals’ pitcher with 47 arm injuries has 16 wins.
The Cubs’ pitcher with 47 arm injuries was a mop-up man yesterday.
I have a feeling this season is going to get worse before it gets better. Scratch that. I meant worse before it gets even worse.
Just hit it the to the gremlin
Needs to get his ass kicked by a Chicago Street gang! They can sell tickets to it too!!! Who wouldnt pay to see that.
how can you, Nunez sacrificed to catcher, Eckstein to third. Then Fly out?
In St. Louis, I get standing ovations because of the size of my heart. What a town.
Hey guys!!
I think it’s time for Maddux to consider shutting it down for good. Maybe they can come to a settlement for 2006, but if not, no way should they allow him to get the innings necessary to activate the ’06 option.
I’m just really tired man!!!
I’m just tryin’ to catch Milton in the all-important home runs allowed category.
Rain delays mean that Aramis and his teammates get to spend more quality time with me!
If I’m not intentionally walked for the rest of this game, Dusty will be fired.
(besides the bomb he just hit)
1) He’s on a winning team
2) He has been runner up the last few years
3) He’s been consistent all year
4) He’s stolen 11 bases this year
5) He, like, NEVER, strikes out
Didn’t need much of me to be in the hole, now did it?
Im not havin it bitches!!!
I see the damp Chicago weather causing a man in a red and gray uniform with a soul patch on his chin to walk off the mound with a snapped elbow a la Chad Fox.
Yeah, that’s enough for today. Just shut it down and let’s get this over with.
Today I brought out the headline: Bullpen help arrives.
I have been used 5320 times this season
My name is Joe Morgan
Why do I smile after every mundane accomplishment?
Someone punch my face until I can’t smile anymore. Please.
Wait a second, I’m a little slow here, is my TV broken, or are Macias and Neifi leading off the lineup today.
Is this a suicide mission?
What could possibly be the reasoning behind this?
I don’t know how many of you saw this, but Arizona lost a game partially due to Mike Lowell completing a successful hidden ball trick play against a runner at third base late in the game.
So at least we haven’t lost on a play from a Disney movie.
Yet.
YEAH BITCH!!!!!
I am what no one on the Cubs possesses.
Would someone please hit me till I go into a coma????Please??
Have we done something to offend the Dustbag? Benchwarming for Gremlin and Neifi?
Im done helping you guys!
Hustle hustle hustle hustle….
Way to leg out that double, Eramis.
Matt lawton, see #23
Injury or not, there is no excuse for walking out of the batters box, that’s not “playing smart”
Why would he sit out Walker and Lawton???? Where the fuck is Jimbo when Dusty makes these decisions? Why the fuck was I born a Cub fan??
Pancakes.
Seriously, watch me, steal me. I am god damn funny.
That Nomar is INCREDIBLE!!! He makes the game look easy.
I’m at the buffet dammit!
It’s not Dusty’s fault Lawton and Walk are sitting. It was my decision. For real. eating.
Hey Jimbo, bring me back something from Shooters biatch!!
You guys would probably laugh if Aramis got shut down for the year. That’s the kind of mean pricks you are.
Rumors I may soon be available,
You thought dusty had a winning record, check me out.
How awesome would it be if I came over to Chicago?
How bout some bearclaws? Who wants bearclaws?
There’s your run Greg.
Oh, crap, you already gave up two.
Well you’re screwed then.
I want your ass on a stick Jimbo!!!
I’ll have bearclaws, Jim! Bring me seven … four chocolate and three vanilla.
Every time I give up a run, Dave B demands that I be pulled from the rotation or, in this case, I should “shut it down for good.”
On deck: Andy reminds him that it’s been all of 5 days since I pitched masterfully.
In the hole: Dave B comes back and insists he was being facetious and he’s having a good laugh at the expense of the goofs who thought he was serious.
Bearclaw fo’ me, massa!
Hey, Baylor! Can you believe Maddux gave up that home run? That like never happens, does it?
To all you dudes questioning the lineup today, I like to call this my “what the f*ck, nothing else is working anyway” lineup. Hollandsworth would have been in, but he had an unfortunate mishap with some hair curlers during the rain delay.
Were we even suspended? Really? It’s over? I swear it felt like we just took a nap for a minute.
I’ll take a dozen bearclaws.
But what the fuck is that slave imitation for Novoa? He’s not African American, dip shit.
Hey I have an Idea! Let’s get the whole squade fucked up on Vicodin and see what happens!!! It worked for Bret Favra at one point!!!
What? You were expecting Matt Murton?
Gameday has that third strike on Murton pretty low… how low was it?
#1
FYC!
Then we can have Slipknot sing the seventh inning stretch!!
YEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! GREG!!!! YEAH, BITCH!!!!!
We have a lead!
Miracles do happen!
I am Priceless
FUCK YOU EVERYBODY!!!!
Yeah, now Ima gonna start every day!
See what swing at the first pitch gets you!
now macias singles — this looks remarkably like fight when you can watch it over the internet and don’t have to see the body language of the players.
Yeah Muthafuckasssss!!!!
I have a really good feeling about this game. The losing streak ends TODAY!
I don’t think we should cheer anything until this team is above .500. What the hell is the point?
See that! Mulder is preoccupied with Macias! He causes HAVOC on the basepaths. I love that little guy.
6 games south of .500…. We won’t see
.500 till next april
We cheer for nothing but Audis and gay sex!!!
We cheer when our Moms make bail
Well I still can’t run.
Was that a hit-and-run or did Macias, uh, have the green light?
We cheer when we learn a new letter in the alphabet!!
It sure looks like I’d be fast.
If the fans were quiet whenever the team was below .500, I would be quieter then a monastery
Or… not so much.
… and a missed sign by Perez, I meant to say…
Man… dudes black and small, must mean he’s fast right? Gotta give the dude a go signal, right?
It was a pure steal, baby, and I’m a little troll.
The only way we win today is if I throw my best game in 5 years the rest of the way.
We cheer when them colored peoples done get dragged buhind one of dem dere pickup trucks.
I look like a the rapper in Onyx!!! Throw your gunz up bitches!!
I’m the dude from Onyx, you’re referring to, I think. Nice inning by Maddux.
I like to be smoked!
Wow, thanks Neifi.
Have I ever bunted for a basehit?
Hey look, it took just till the second inning before I pulled out my suitcase of faxes and sounded stupid again, now I’M blabbing about breaking in new gloves.
Gotta have our two speed demons macias and neifi at the top of a lineup. Speed creates problems for the other teams
Dude
We cheer becuase we don’t know any better and we’re out of work anyway.
Lee Elia was right about us
Dudes, you steal Macias there cause either he’s safe and Neifi can drive him in, or you have Neifi up to get on in front of Lee… Not my fault neither of those things happened.
yabitchassbootlegginmuthafuckasellinmytapes ya get shot!
Has a brain? I thought it was a fakie like his legs!
we are desperately trying to sound optimistic to please are paymasters
Is Onyx still in the league? I thought they folded the Blue Wave after Ichiro went to America…
Cubs fans are out of work? What’s work anyway, i just get these here checks from the gov’ment. If Cubs fans ain’t got no jobs, why come they all own them talking picture boxes?
Heard you bitches gots me confused wit dat gremlin?? Don’t get it twisted chumps!!
To Greg Maddux/ Stalker:
Fuck off. Seriously.
How long since the last time i occured
I guess you bitches would have rather I legged out a triple there. Faggots.
Remember Us?
We get our cash from blowing out of town buisness men in the alleys. $15 if they bring their own Vaseline
Your answer 170
Boys, this is looking like an INSURMOUNTABLE lead!
Boys, this is looking like an INSURMOUNTABLE lead!
Evidently St. Louis fans use me for blowjobs.
why am i finding it difficult to muster any optimism? hmmmmm….
I’m uh… I’m no good.
Due to my infatuation with homosexuals, it is clear I am a closet one myself. I also don’t have a funny bone in my body, oops, library is about to close. That means no more computer for me, back to my abandoned school bus-turned trailer.
I am the reason that cardinal fans need vaseline
Duh…..the Vaseline is for when they want to take us from behind. We also go $20 for a Cleveland Steamer.
Right behind the Cubby Bear….cum join us, but bring cash
And you know how much they charge because???
The troll here today has no chance at ever being me.
We give blowjobs too. Not every joke has to be of the gay variety.
Some lineup I put out there today, dudes. Four runs already, more than we’ve got in a week, dudes. This is my lineup for the rest of the season, dudes.
Maddux sucks pee pee.
But only until our sugar daddies tell us to stop. Besides, we aren’t real Cub fans anyway, not since Gracie left town anyway.
We like Vaseline!!!
We love the hot chicks at wrigley man!!! Can a brotha get some?????
did barrett actually throw someone out?
You would think that I could find something better to do than annoy people on the internet. I’m probably some15 year old piece of shit, who thinks he’s tough, as long as I don’t have to face anyone that is. Please don’t tell my parents.
Maybe I can go 8 today
8 sounds good Greggy!
And I’m obviously some jag off who has nothing better to do.
GET A LIFE!!!!
In a few weeks, I’ll be back in and these gamecasts will be readable again.
#192 sounds like joke police all over again!
I used to be good, now I fucking suck.
Doesn’t there seem to be a vast influx of us on Desipio the past week or so? Don’t we love to argue and threaten one another? Where did we come from? How did we hear about Desipio? Why does the joke police keep busting our balls? Why don’t we know how to type or spell? Why don’t we go sit in the garage with the car on, door shut?
Wow. A 2 pitch AB by Korey. Clearly, he hated Des Moines. Maybe we can get him a job making Neptunes in Newton.
Screw the Desipiots,
Macias and Neifi 1-2 for the rest of the season
I am now hitting .301. Hide the women and children.
Macias and Perez. Makes me weepy for Sandberg and Dernier.
What are these things on the bases in front of me
#199. I find it hard to spell after my 1st case of Rolling Rock! Plus after a good glass hit of some blueberrys, man I’m fucked! Just not in the ass like joke police!
See? All that was needed was the St. Louis slumpbusters
I own you, Mulder!
Derrek Lee with a BOMB…
So this is what an actual offense looks like?
#85 that one was for you.
Have faith folks, we can still blow this lead at some point today.
Actually, we drink Rolling Rock dumbass.
IT’S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!! ENJOY YOURSELVES!!!!
I am the Cubs lineup.
When was the the last time I occured
If you find yourself complaining about us day after day, it’s because you are an idiot. I know this comes as a shock to you because you probably thought you were at least moderately intelligent. But for real, man, you’re not. Go ahead and deny it. But if you’ve ever used me in a sentance, you are a complete, hopless moran. You exist only to amuse yourself and you are really an embarrassment to all Cub Fans. You are the Desipio Gamecast equivalent of the guy who sits and talks on his cellphone the whole game and tries to wave at the camera. Now say JOKE POLICE again, Fuckstick!
I’m just visiting till about the eighth inning.
forget .291…I’m at .301 now….I’M DA BOMB!!!!
LaRussa’s got guts. Pinch hitting tomorrow’s starter. Only 1 thing to do.
BEAN HIM.
I’m not even trying in this game
woo woo the cubs will win woo woo
and the joke police blows woo woo
and joe morgan too woo woo
See, I steal second base to negate the double play, now Dusty you write that down.
I am just toying with your team now.
Now, I sit back down on the bench, that an RBI Dusty, write that down too
HOWS COME YALL AINT TALKIN BOUT ME, THE WHOLE WORLD BE TALKIN BOUT ME
Who needs the bullpen? Maddux is fucking things up just fine.
this is more like it.
yall aint special, tell folk my business.
Joke Police. Although I may not have gone to an expensive college like yourself, your just upset because your an average dull guy who is just like every other yuppie in Wrigleyville. See I love guys like you because guys like me fuck your girlfriends every which way possible while your working in your office all day. This is true and you know it!! That is why you hold so much angst toward guys like me! I’m sexy, girls want me and your just a needledick who is clueless!! So fuck you joke police!!
now albie can jack one and i can get back to work secure in the knowledge of a losing streak extended.
I wish Greg Maddux would just go crazy and start beaning Cardinals players in the head. It probably wouldn’t hurt them but would be v. funny.
TO, sorry we havent been paying you enough attention. Want to compare groins?
Everything is love until the joke police show up! Fucking PO-PO!!!
Now that shit was funny. Why don’t you try that more often? Or do you have to be seething with insecurity before you formulate a decent thing to say?
I’m about to be tied!
I killed beirut and stole his uniform today
It’s incredibly funny to run old jokes into the ground and then make ridiculous statements about class. Admit it, deep down I’m a White Sox fan who can’t enjoy the Sox success, I need to come over here and make fun of the Cubs to validate my existence.
Rick James need to shut his cracka mouth, that dumb MFer make the joke police look poignant and shit.
I’m sexy! Girls want me! I didn’t go to an expensive college!
I used to be Corky on “Life Goes On”
Joke Police. I just dont take life that serious man! I am not going to put that much effort on a guy that would see me on the street and start pissing on himself ALA Billy Madison once you take a look at what I have to offer!!
Heads = K
Tails = Pop out.
regression to the mean is a bitch
I killed Murthon and stole his jersy today!
Just because of Chucks cock ass attitude i say FUCK YOU CHUCK!
go back to your own website and suck yourself
Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to take my dumbells outside and pump my guns in front of the media on my lawn.
That bunt was dumb. Now they walk Macias to get to Perez?
TO, I don’t know if you heard me, but I did over 1000. I don’t have time to go to the gym, so I sculpt my guns at the office.
Too much yuppie testosterone in here today man! Make sure you lock your Volvo’s guys!!
I dare you to walk the Gerbil to get to me.
RIck James, #240. Just shut up. You are dumb. It’s ok. You’re still alive and getting by. Be proud and just shut up.
da grem-lennnnn
Let the gold glove jokes roll.
I cannot be stopped.
we told yosh to switch uniforms today.
I think Joe Buck “vaseline”‘d all over Pujols’ glove.
Where’s my gold glove, am I wearing it now?
I am the new starting RF for the rest of the season. Worship me!
Boy was that close
the start of a 40-8 record to finish the season.
DUDES.
MVP!! MVP!!!
Pujols does it again!!
#250. Came home and your house smelled like nasty sex didnt it? I know why your upset.
If this guy can hit off ya get your #### #### outta here.
According to gamecast I got an assist on an error (thats a new one on me).
I wuv yoo Albie!!!
“Jose Macias reaches on missed catch error by first baseman Albert Pujols, assist to pitcher Brad Thompson. Matt Murton scores. Corey Patterson scores. Jose Macias to 2nd.”
What actually happened?
We’ve scored in every inning!
Don’t let the score fool you, we still suck. And Dusty is the dumbest fucking manager in the history of inept cocksuckers.
WE’RE PUMMELING THE CARDS!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHH!
Was I a course at your community college?
#267, you really do not need to remind us
SWEEEEEP!
SWEEEEEP!
SWEEEEEP!
SWEEEEEP!
Houston, here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If some meathead did actually fuck my girl, I could easily dump her and find another one while said meathead couldn’t do a thing about his below average IQ. Outside of perhaps reading a book. Without pictures.
houston –
Chi Cubs 1
milwaukee 3
St louis 4
Pissburgh 16
i am the smartest pitcher in baseball. period.
Awesome! What could possibly go wrong now?
the Comcast signal keeps cutting out.
Where are we?
cubs finish 1 out, still win the wild card
dusty gets 5 year extension
after major collapse, boston of playoffs, johnny damon signs with cubs
You are watching a Cub game
I hope Pattersons hand and wrist are OK
Cinci now part of a revamped triple A league
Yay! Web Gem
All I had to do was break my wrist!
We have a baseball league
We contain cities called chicago, milwakee, st louis, pissburgh.
In our strange bizarro league, the chicago team, called the cubs are decent.
#272. I could always work on my I.Q. You on the other hand, no matter what girl you pick up, rest assured that guys like me will always be donkeypunching your girl while she takes a bong hit and watches SpongeBob Square Pants!!! PEACE BITCH!!!!!
Something really happen to Patterson?
better stop sniffing glue
if someone was gonna break something, might as well be Korey
I’ll keep the Gold Glove and gimme that Silver Slugger Bat, Albie.
How many times have I openly conceded that I’m an idiot today? I am a fucking riot.
Derrek Lee hits another homer.
Maybe we should pretend the rest of our games are against Mark Mulder…
Shame on you for doubting me bitches.
Eat it.
woo woo the cubs will win woo woo
and rick james and his IQ blow woo woo
and joe morgan too woo woo
too bad lee can’t hit a 19-game homer.
Hey, I could happen……what?
what the fuck?
for the first 4 in the order….nice…
When was the last time a team scored in every inning in a game?
what a concept
Is Patterson hurt?
didn’t we score in every inning in the late 90s? third time it happened i think…
hell, even a seven-and-a-half game homer would be really, really welcome.
are obsolete!
Well, Maddux is gotta get tired, and then the pride of the Cubs comes out.
…I’m hoping the Cubs are not scoring in the 9th today.
Ronnie & Joke Police are the same limpdick loser! All you have in your arsenal is “shut up”, “WOO WOO You Blow WOO WOO”. It’s clever man! Keep it up!!
What happened to Patterson?
kc did it in 1998.
time before that was 1964 — by the cards against the cubs.
Korey – 3-0, take, swing, swing.
WHOA!!!!!!!!!!
Because it must be said…. FYC
Corey walked?
Seriously?
What the heck is going on?
Why didn’t Corey swing at all those outside sinkers?
and then the rockies did it to the cubs may 5, 1999.
No, I’m not Ronnie. That’s some other dude who’s laughing about the way you’ve clowned yourself all afternoon. Whoah Patterson just drew a walk? What kind of sick shit is this?
We are clubbing the Cardinals today like baby seals. And I just drew a walk.
Now watch the skies roll back like a scroll as the Lord returns.
time to move the walkathon!
woo woo the cubs will win woo woo
and we’re counting the days woo woo
until rick james goes back to prison woo woo
or his library card is cancelled woo woo
because he blows big time woo woo
and joe morgan too woo woo
i’m looking on cnn to see if the armies of the earth are massing at meggido.
I will return when the Cubs win the World Series
take that, genius!
A Rich Hill moment was too much to ask.
The Twilight Zone.
Maddux just drilled the Genius withe a foul ball.
Give me an ESPY
Joke police. Read #317! And I clowned myself today??? Your a fucking Chump!!!
#324. Learn about me.
#325. Learn about me.
I am SO getting laid after this.
Is a Apostraphes??? Is that some kind of desert?
#324,#325, and #326,
learn about me.
Learn to fucking spell, dickweed.
DA GREM-LENNNNN!
I’m still alive? and I still have an elbow?
#330. Wouldnt it be Dickweeds? Since your talking about more than one person?
Wait, my job WAS to be irritating, or still is? I’m confused.
How the fuck do you know how many people I’m fucking talking to, dickweed.
Used by the genius today.
Well is was to reminesce about ’84, and no shit about the spelling
Crack open the champagne, boys.
Yuppies get upset so easy! Chill out dude, go have a latte or something. You must be hung like a light switch little man!!! Poor guy.
88 for Greg to start the 8th.
Pitching a god damn GEM.
Who knew?
If I pitched the ninth, the Cubs still might win.
I knew!
for Greg…finishes the 8th striking out grudzweqwwieyk
99 pitches to start the ninth, going for a complete game.
WOoo WOOO WOOO WOOOF!!!
Who the fuck am I?
And Momar-“Qua-daf-i” Garciaparra, hits one that falls in like a Pan Am 747.
i consist of giving up 4 earned runs and 11 hits in 8 innings
out of the 99 pitches for Greg today:
77 strikes
22 balls
Because no game can go by without me appearing.
Yes, but only for Jamie Moyer, Greg Maddux, and anyone else with little league velocity.
Fighting on anonymous Cubs gamecasts about who is smarter is definitely making me.
FYC. FY till it bleeds.
every cub starter got me today except murton and greg
3 for 3 with a walk and and RBI. Is this because I learned something, or because the pressure is off because the season is over?
Fighting on anonymous Cubs gamecasts about who is smarter is definitely making me.
ps – Why do all of my comments get this message “Your comment is awaiting moderation. ”
I must be on some kind of desipio terrorist watch list.>?
going for the complete game WOOOOOOOOOOOO
woo woo Cubs win Cubs win woo woo
and to you rick james that is reading this woo woo
let me tell you that you blow woo woo
big time like joe morgan woo woo
quit it!
I’ve been censored. I feel violated
Anyone else discouraged to learn via #337 that God is a bad speller?
bugger
It’s a very small crappy gem! But you’ll take it, I assume?
I threw a cubic zirconia today!
Better than the crap we’ve been throwing!
Hey #360, I said no shit about the spelling. You are now a White Sox fan.
easily, one of the top 5 highlights of the season.
Just had to get out there and throw nine innings. I want to get that option kicked in as soon as I can.
I hope you all enjoy my 5.38 ERA next year!
Yay, now I’ll bat Macias and Neifi 1 and 2 the rest of the season!
Next year, too!
Told you they’re awesome, dudes.
Well, God, your grammar sucks, too.
That does it. I’m going Buddhist.
367: Don’t forget I lead this team in wins.
And I also lead this team in complete games and innings pitched…
I’m your ACE, numbers don’t lie.
What happened to Patterson?
I’m strutting around like I own the place after today’s game.
remember, this is one game. it means jack shit in the long run
Yes, our season is still done, but at least we proved we can still occasionally win a game.
This year there is no long run. Jack shit is all we got to celebrate, so let’s party!
I mean, in the end, we all wind up dead. Right?
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