Somewhere, Jeff George’s phone just rang.
Bobby Wade said, “As far as the team, we prepare for the worst.”
And Bobby, you usually get it.
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Somewhere, Jeff George’s phone just rang.
Bobby Wade said, “As far as the team, we prepare for the worst.”
And Bobby, you usually get it.
I make Wood and Prior look like ironmen. I’m also a huge fucking pussy.
Can I be shot and sent to the glue factory now?
I was good w/ Cinci two years ago and really only lost the starting job cause surfer boy was getting paid too much. I’m probably our best option.
Hey buddy, we can hang out in rehab together.
Did I screw up again? Damn
Can I come back?
Me and the right side of my face aint doin’ shit and would like to come back to the Chi so we can suck again.
Let the cavalcade begin!
#1 Logical post. Well thought out. Measured. It tells all of us how macho you are and how manly you type. Those people in the WTC 9/11, they’re so fuckin flammable.
Pussies!
Very logical post, comparing Grossman’s weak extremities to 9/11 victims. Wow, that’s all I can say about that, way to go overboard.
In real life, I’m a cowardly faggot who lives in my parent’s basement at the age of 29. On the internet, I’m cool beans. I need to take my bullshit analogies and mind reading skills elsewhere.
I’m one of the guys who ruins gamecasts and doses on a regular basis.
Let’s see…torn ligament in my thumb, torn acl (because I basically fell on it), and now a broken ankle. Yes, defend me, I am clearly your franchise quarterback, I’m also hard as nails.
HA, HA! You’re all a bunch of kool-aid drinking Bears fans!
Clearly, I need my “name” to my own head.
Also, I’m pretty sure that drunk dude who posted misunderstood blunt force trauma’s post. So what though.
This year for sure, we are gonna beat the Pats…er, probably not.
or not, the wtc analogy was just stupid.
What am I doing at Desipio? And why do I exist?
“Desipio.com
The only site you’ll ever need. Oh, that’s so sad…”
Was I lied to? This is fucking bullshit.
Hey #1, I’d like to see your candyass collide with Marcus Giles and feel like a million bucks.
What, that’s not enough for you? Try taking a 130 mph comebacker off your pitching arm and come back in a month at full strength.
Go back to cow-tipping in Fon Du Lac, cheesedick.
We can’t stop laughing…This has to be a joke, b/c it’s too good to be true. DUH BEARS SHALL SUCK AGAIN!!!
#21: You’re my hero.
Wow, a Packers fan with both a computer and a modest grasp of literacy. Talk about one for the “monkeys typing Shakespeare” file!
Li-ta-ra-cee? You are making up words now, I see.
All of have computers in our shacks, to go along with our Packers season tickets. Now, as for an income, dignity, class, an education…that’s hard to find in Packer land.
Love me, fellas!
I have announced we are proudly sticking with the young backup quarterbacks we have, and have no intention of getting a veteran.
Come get me again, er…oh yeah, I forgot.
These pastry chefs that bash athletes who get hurt playing professional sports are really pathetic. The man had his ankle broken. He didn’t get hurt running away from a
group of elderly nuns. He was doing what you either can’t or won’t do, at the highest level of competition. A very large mammal tackled him and rolled him over with his ankle trapped beneath him. I’m not a big fan of today’s athletes, but it’s gutless to hide behind a keyboard, risking only carpel tunnel, and take cheap shots at his courage
I regret my analogy. It was out of line. #11 compared me to a cowardly faggot. To me, cowardly is sitting on the sidelines, making fun of the people who are actually competing. (Ask your mom about the faggot part). #12 I honestly don’t understand what ruining gamecasts and doses means. If it means not piling on a weak post that questions someone’s character for the sake of humor(?), I guess you’re right. If thats not it please explain. Once again, I regret using that example. It was stupid.
Wow, do I look like a genius now, I love you Dick Jauron
I thought Dick Jauron was a penis disease.
Are courageous, not athletes.
Okay, I get it, I’m not durable enogh for pro ball, the real issue should be our lack of a competent backup.
Have no fear sports fans, you have us to look forward to. We are gonna be fun to watch this season. If you don’t like hockey however, you’re shit outta luck.
Hey Rich, need a roomie?
If I don’t pan out, the LaTroy for Williams trade will turn out to be pretty damn even.
Bears have signed Virgil Carter and Mike Hohensee to qb the team until Grossman
returns. They are both good for about 4 games each.
Anybody need a QB?
Tacos are very tasty, anyone? Thoughts?
Hello Chicago!
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–crickets chirping–
Voice: Will! Quit standing by that phone. Eliza May’s waiting on her short stack and hash browns. Let’s move it.
Jeff Blake?
Pitchers and Catchers report in 173 days.