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I’m blaming this on the Molinas. If they weren’t so slow, and if Bengie had never learned to hit, the Angels might just be up 2-0 and the series, would, in essence, be over.

But Bengie learned how to hit well enough that he’s the Angels’ righthanded DH. Jose is just as slow as his brother so when he singled in the eighth a pinch runner ended his night. That meant that Mike Scioscia had a choice to make. He could move Bengie back behind the plate and lose the DH or just use former Sock and Cub, Josh Paul to catch. Since he convinced his GM to give him three catchers on the postseason roster and since the game seemed destined to go on for hours and hours he used Paul.

By now, everyone, even casual baseball fans who went to bed after another mind-numblingly poorly written episode of Invasion have seen how the game ended.

Kelvim Escobar finished off his third scoreless inning of work with a strikeout of AJ Eyechart. Home plate umpire Doug Eddings called AJ out. Then AJ ran to first and Eddings let him stay there.

The pitch was pretty obviously caught by Josh Paul, who didn’t feel the need to tag AJ since Paul figured, “Hey, I caught it, the ump called him out, I need to get in the dugout to prepare for my 10th inning pop-out.”

AJ Eyechart might be the most overrated player in Chicago baseball history, and that’s saying something. He’s a poor defensive catcher (watch how he gives a target then drops his glove on every pitch as the ball is in the air, it’s awful), has no speed, can’t get on base and doesn’t have any power. But one thing he is good at is being aggravating. It’s his thing. It’s why there are photos of him all over the Internet hitting on women who look like they’d just as soon lick Jose Contreras on the neck.

AJ tried to pull a fast one last night, and it worked.

The replays showed Eddings not only signal that AJ’s swing had missed but he clearly called AJ out. He gave a fist pump pointed at AJ.

Eyechart said in the postgame that he figured he’d give it a shot because last year in a game he thought he’d caught a third strike and walked to the mound in San Francisco to talk to Jason Schmidt only to look over and see the runner cruising, safely, into first. That was a hell of a play last night by AJ, and you certainly can’t blame a guy for trying it. The guy you can blame is Eddings.

Should Paul have tagged AJ just to be sure? Sure he could have. But does Derrek Lee tag out every runner at first after he’s caught the ball for a force out? If I’m Bengie Molina tomorrow night, I tag out every Sox batter on every strike three all night.

The reason this is Eddings’ fault is that he had a second chance to make the right call after he’s made the right call, then changed it to wrong. In the replay Fox showed from the camera behind home plate you can see Eddings call AJ out, and you can see both Escobar and first baseman Darin Erstad both wait to see him call AJ out before they run off the field. Eddings had to know that when Pierzynski took off for first that the only reason he’d be safe is because the Angels knew that Eddings had already called him out and were leaving the field.

The umpires’ defense is that Eddings always calls strikes the same way, so that all he was indicating was strike three, not necessarily the out. But then ESPN showed a replay of the other dropped third strike call Eddings had last night, it involved, curiously enough, Bengie Molina. Molina strikes out and Eddings does nothing. Pierzynski tags him and then he calls Molina out. That’s not what he did in the ninth inning last night. If his “mechanic” was the same for every strike he screwed up on one of the two calls because he didn’t make a strike or out call on one, and he did on another. Besides, who needs to make a strike call on a missed full swing?

Lost in the hubub (yes, hubub) was the reality that while the Sox got a gift win (their first run scored when Jarrod Washburn threw an easy comebacker way over Darrin Erstad’s head in the first inning), the home team has a huge advantage in extra inning games (though the Sox struggled in extra inning games at the Cell this year, most home teams win 60 percent of extra inning affairs.) So when the Angels were unable to scratch a second run before the end of their half of the ninth, chances were they were doomed anyway. They needed to split the games at the Cell to get an edge in the series and they did that. A 2-0 lead would have been commanding, especially going back to the land of the thundersticks and the rally monkey for three games, but you get the feeling the Angels are leading the series 1-1 anyway, considering the Sox threw their two best pitchers and the Angels used a guy who throws 48 miles an hour and another guy fresh off a bout with the bubonic plague. You have to like 2002 World Series MVP John Lackey and ‘there’s no place like home’ rookie pitcher Ervin Santana in the next two.

But isn’t it curious that the Sox have won a pair of home playoff games this year thanks to mistakes by their former players? Tony Graffanino botched the double play that killed the Red Sox in game two, and then Josh Paul last night?

Something tells me, though, that the Angels will even the score at least once off of former Halo pitcher Bobby Jenks.