There’s nothing better than those year end retrospectives. Ahh, nothing beats 365 days of sports action distilled into three minutes of Bon Jovi. Really, I’m getting misty just thinking about it. Fortunately, we’re not going to do that today. Nah, we’ll just take a look back at the last 11 days or so. You know, since the last time I bothered took the time to bore you to tears with anything.
But you are “big” and you do live in a motel, Rick
Just before the Illinois-Missouri game on ESPN, Rick Majerus and Steve Lavin were killing time and discussing how good UConn is. Lavin touted the Huskies’ forward Rudy Gay as being the key to UConn’s season. Majerus disagreed and his opening statement caused Lavin to start laughing so hard that when it came back to him for a rebuttal, he couldn’t speak. What did Rick say?
“I’m not a big Gay guy, but…”
The best part was that he had no idea he’d said it. Good times all around.
Nice hair, lousy coach
Mizzou certainly looked good in the Braggin’ Rights game, though didn’t they? One time it looked like they actually called an offensive play, even. I’m pretty sure it was one of the times they threw the ball into their own bench. My how the program has decayed since they had to stop paying the players, and the old AD’s wife got to make fun jailhouse phone calls to Ricky Clemons.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a first round bye
Christmas Eve’s NFL slate had all kinds of games of interest to Bears fans and none of us paid any attention to it. “If the Giants lose to Washington and blah, blah, blah.” Next thing you know the Bears are not only already in the playoffs but with a win in Green Bay on Christmas afternoon, they got to use the I-Pass lane to the Super Bowl with a bye and a t least one home game. From time to time, apparently, there’s value to reading the newspaper?
Wait, you can throw passes to a specific spot, not just “near” a receiver? Did anybody tell the other guy this?
By far, the most impressive thing about the Bears opening drive for a touchdown against the Packers on Christmas was Rex Grossman’s ability to throw the football on time to his receivers and in stride. On three separate occasions the pass was only complete because it was thrown away from the defender in a perfect spot. After watching the parade of clowns who started at quarterback between Rex’s Christmas start in Green Bay and the one almost two full seasons earlier in Minnesota, it was educational to us dopey Bears fans to see how the other half lived.
No one will say this, but pal, you suck.
As huge as the Bears win in Green Bay was, you get the nagging feeling that without Brett Favre the Bears might have lost both games to the Packers this year. Nobody would dare say it, especially not the overmatched Curt Menneffee-JC Pearson combo on Sunday against the Seahawks, but Favre was awful this year. Injured teammates or not, far too many times he just blindly tossed the ball into the air without regard for which team would catch it. He was like Henry Burris without the tan. As great as Favre was for so long, and given how many media wonks had big fours on their kneepads, nobody wanted to tell the truth. That he’d lost it, completely and the Packers are better off without him now.
Your ass is too big to cover it with that.
Jim Hendry officially ran the white flag of surrender up the Miguel Tejada flapole last week when he had lackey Mike Kiley run an article saying that the Cubs never offered Mark Prior to the Orioles, but rather were asked if they’d do a one-for-one deal for the All-Star shortstop and said, “it’d take more than that.” Why should it matter if they shopped the guy around or not? Isn’t that your job as a GM to find out what the value of your players are? For everybody who thinks Prior will take his bruised ego and run off to another team after 2008, all you need to know is that money talks. If the Cubs want him, they’ll have to pay him, regardless of whether they try to trade him every day between now and then or spend the time rubbing lilacs on his hiney and telling him it’s special.
Please, Pissburgh. Please.
It now appears the only thing standing between a Cubs outfield of Juan Pierre, Jock Jones and Preston Wilson is Pissburgh. The Pirates would rather have Wilson than the alternative, Sammy Sosa, but Preston wants to play for the Cubs. He doesn’t want to play for them so bad that he’ll do a one-year deal, but apparently badly enough that he’d do it for a two-year contract. If the Cubs dump money on Preston and his one good knee, they’d end up with a leftfield platoon of Jones and Matt Murton, which, while more productive than just Jock, is probably less productive and certainly more shortsighted than just Matt.
That’s a lovely eulogy, now please get in the coffin, too.
You knew “Sunday” NFL Countdown was going to be bad (well, worse) when they played the somber, quiet version of the theme song before the Saturday edition on Christmas Eve day. Then we got Chris Berman, trying to dial the buffoonery down to a 7 (low for him) and try to seem sensitive talking about Tony Dungy. It was at that moment when he said, “At times like these, it’s hard…we just grope for the right words.”
Grope? Really? That’s the “right” word? Grope?
Then, typically, it got even worse as they felt compelled to let the Pleamaker, Michael Irvin chime in. He said, “There’s a term we use to describe football players in times like these and that’s kindering spirits.”
That might be a term, Mikey. But it’s not an actual word.
“And the band is on the field!”
Can it be a classic if it’s not only poorly played, but nobody watched it? The end of the Michigan-Nebraska Carquest Honda Truck Tire Flow-Bee Alamo Bowl, featured eight laterals and almost 50 Husker players on the field as Michigan was stopped just a few yards short of a game-winning kickoff return for a touchdown. Michigan Coach Lloyd Carr was mad–of course–and called the lack of a penalty, a disgrace. His words might have rung truer had a third of the Michigan sideline not also been on the field during the return, too.
You, you’re not good.
It was official on Sunday, when Brad Maynard completed a first down pass to Adrian Peterson on a fake punt, Kyle Orton became the fourth best Bears quarterback. Given Orton’s continued clueless play and the fact that career-mediocrity Jeff Blake looked better in his fourth quarter mop up duty, it seems apparent, if not a certainty, that the Bears would be best served to make Orton the third quarterback for the playoffs. It now appears that Olin Kreutz’s “rookie of the year” is the fourth highest rated passer on his own team. (Acutally, Orton and Grossman are tied for third at 59.7, but those two having the same passer rating is akin to Adam Dunn and Adam Everett having the same batting average.)
Vera, I’ll even pay for your goddamned cheese head
On the award-winning (they give awards for worst, right?) WGN Three Bears postgame on Sunday, a “fan” named Vera from Freeport called in to say that she had “planned our whole day around the game” and that she was disgusted and disturbed at how poorly the Bears had played, and how she was “inspired and impressed” by the way the Packers played in Brett Favre’s final game and how she was now “going to be a Packers fan.”
Holy crap. How do you argue with the insane (or the inane?) The Bears played the final game like they had nothing to play for, and guess what? They didn’t. The whole goal of the regular season is to a) make the playoffs, b) make the playoffs with the best possible route to the Super Bowl, c) try to have as many of your players healthy enough to play in the playoffs as possible.
The reason the win in Green Bay on Christmas was so big was because the Bears had a) made the playoffs, b) made the playoffs with a tremendous route to the Super Bowl and c) could rest players so that as many of them as possible would be healthy enough to play in the playoffs.
Why didn’t Rex Grossman play? The last time he played in the Rollerdome he fell down, untouched and tore his knee up. It’s true, Peter King, you can’t “keep Rex in a glass case forever”, but you can do it in a meaningless game and at least trot him out to start the playoff opener, at home in round two.
What about the Bears not only losing a chance to set the franchise record for points allowed, but also losing the defensive yardage title to Tampa Bay?
What about it? Does anybody give a damn about the team scoring record? Honestly, most people thought the wrong team had it anyway. Most people assumed the ’85 Bears, you know the only Bears team to win a Super Bowl had the record, but they didn’t, it was the ’86 bunch, who went 14-2 and didn’t win a Super Bowl. As for the phoney-baloney yardage title, Lovie Smith summed it up best in the postgame when he said, “We know who the best defense is.
This is just so typically Chicago. We’re so starved for winning teams (nice job right now by the Bulls and Blackhawks, by the way) that we get distracted by meaningless crap like this. We’re sure we won’t actually win anything, so we need the booby prizes to distract us. The goal is to get to the Super Bowl and win it. Nothing was going to happen on Sunday to make that more likely, and guess what, nothing happened to make it less likely. As for momentum? The Bears have this week off anyway, even had they rolled to a 40-0 win it’s hard to imagine the wave of momentum would still be cresting by January 14 or 15.
The only chance the Bears have to win it all is to have Rex Grossman at quarterback and to have Brian Urlacher, Lance Briggs and Mike Brown healthy when the playoffs start. Amazingly enough, it looks like all four things will have happened. So there’s a shot. Which is more than we’re used to having.
Happy? Man, you are a dope.
Peter King’s all-over-the-place Monday Morning Quarterback included this:
I think the Bears will be pretty happy with the All-Pro team I submitted to the Associated Press this morning. Here goes:
Offense
WR — Hines Ward, Pittsburgh; (tie) Steve Smith, Carolina, and Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona.
TE — Antonio Gates, San Diego.
T — Walter Jones, Seattle; Willie Anderson, Cincinnati.
G — Randy Thomas, Washington; Brian Waters, Kansas City.
C — Shaun O’Hara, New York Giants.
QB — (tie) Tom Brady, New England; Peyton Manning, Indianapolis.
RB — Shaun Alexander, Seattle; Tiki Barber, New York Giants.
FB — Kyle Johnson, Denver.Defense
DE — Osi Umenyiora, New York Giants; Robert Mathis, Indianapolis.
DT — Jamal Williams, San Diego; Rod Coleman, Atlanta.
OLB — Lance Briggs, Chicago; Shawne Merriman, San Diego.
ILB — Larry Foote, Pittsburgh; Brian Urlacher, Chicago.
CB — Ronde Barber, Tampa Bay; Charles Tillman, Chicago.
SS — Troy Polamalu, Pittsburgh.
FS — Bob Sanders, Indianapolis.Specialists
K — Neil Rackers, Arizona.
P — Brian Moorman, Buffalo.
Ret. — Jerome Mathis, Houston.Honors
MVP — Tom Brady, New England.
Coach — Lovie Smith, Chicago.
Offensive Player — Shaun Alexander, RB, Seattle.
Defensive Player — Lance Briggs, OLB, Chicago.
Offensive Rookie — Logan Mankins, G, New England.
Defensive Rookie — (tie) Lofa Tatupu, LB, Seattle; Shawne Merriman, LB, San Diego.
Comeback Player — Tedy Bruschi, LB, New England.
Why would that make us happy? Because you screwed Tommie Harris out of an All-Pro nod? Because you know so little about football that you put Peanut Tillman on your All-Pro team and not the much more talented and productive Nathan Vasher? Because you voted for the wrong Bears’ linebacker for defensive player of the year? Lance Briggs is a fine player, we love watching him, but Brian Urlacher’s the best defensive player in the league right now. All you accomplished by voting for the wrong guy was to take another vote away from Brian. Also, nice job of trying to seem like a football expert by voting for an offensive lineman for rookie of the year. I’m sure Cadillac Williams appreciates the slight.
I’ve seen Grand Marquis with fewer miles than this guy
Congratulations to Jim Hendry for finding another over-the-hill pet for Dusty Baker to play with. Maybe it was just Jim’s desire to complete the French Connection outfield of Jacque, Pierre and Marquis, but signing Marquis Grissom to a minor league deal just gives Dusty Baker another old guy to play. You know Marquis is going to make the team, and I’ll predict right now that he’s in left field on opening-friggin’-day. Splendid.
A thought so sobering it’ll you give you a hangover
Not only are the Cubs not going to get Miguel Tejada, the White Sox are. You know that, right? We’re in Hell. Every last one of us. And in Hell, Kenny Williams’ kids steal your car stereo every morning, and Ronnie Woo Woo sings you to sleep. Shoot — Woo — me — Woo — in the head — Woo — now — Woo!
Al Lopez is still dead.
Thanks to those of you who e-mailed me to let me know that the 2005 Dead Pool standings will not be complete until I come to terms with the fact that Al Lopez is still dead. And thanks to the 22 new entrants in this year’s Dead Pool. Let’s just say that not very many of us think that somebody will be around to not get a Hall of Fame call in 2007.
A three-day bloodbath
Every year my mom gives my dad two tickets to the Cubs Convention and every year I go with. This year ought to be the tensest, most angst-filled edition, ever. The Cubs’ only hope is that the Bears playoff game is Saturday and not Sunday, which would help clear the place a half-day early, otherwise, it’s going to be three days of ugliness. Much like a weekend series in Detroit.
No wonder they locked you up in Lincoln
Remember when Brent Musberger was relevant? Remember when he was still somewhat talented? When Kevin Nealon cared enough to impersonate him by inexplicably pulling down his bottom eyelids when he talked? What happened to that Brent? What we got yesterday was the Roger Lodge version where he spent the whole game talking about how Brady Quinn’s older sister is banging Ohio State linebacker AJ Hawk. Not only that, but at one point, Brent had Brady’s sister and AJ getting married. Which I’m sure scared AJ a lot more than any of the Irish offensive linemen did. AJ Hawk’s a college student. He’s not going to marry the Quinn girl. He’s going to run through about four dozen other floozies in the next five years before he gets one pregnant and decides that marriage is cheaper than child support. He’ll be wrong. But still.
Blood is thicker than semen
Nothing proved that more than the one valuable ABC reaction shot of Ms. Quinn. The second quarter sack of her baby brother by her boyfriend when she got visibly pissed off at AJ.
She is pretty hot
Can you blame AJ? She’s like Jennifer Garner without the huge ears.
I am far from done. No offensive line, no receivers and no running backs. Gee, I wonder why I had a lousy year???
Brett, that’s cute. You were done last year, too, when you had an offensive line, receivers and a running back. Or have we all forgotten the “aw-shucks-what-a-funny-giveup-underhanded-interception” you threw in the playoffs against the Vikings?
My last three plays against the Bears…ever.
Sack.
Sack.
Interception.
I’ll be back folks. Count on it. As Vince said earlier, enjoy your cameo playoff appearance.
woo woo thanks for the shout out woo woo
I’m here to tell you woo woo
that I’m going to the cubs convention woo woo
with only one idea in my mind woo woo
and that is woo woo
to let dusty and jimmy know woo woo
that they are killing us softly woo woo
with this team, killing us softly woo woo
and let me finish by saying woo woo
that joe morgan still sucks woo woo
So, answer the question we all want to have answered:
When do the 2006 Dead Pool rosters go up?
Welcome back.
Musberger’s wading closer and closer to the Keith Jackson end of the pool with his increasing senility.
And nice catch on Brent’s reference to Quinn’s “future-brother-in-law”. Everybody in the room with whom I was watching the game had pretty much the same reaction.
Did you see her closeup? She’s a friggin’ trainwreck. I think a big time college football player at a school where players are gods could do a lot better.
Well maybe Mike North knows.
Quinn’s sister kinda looks like me, no?
“regardless of whether they try to trade him every day between now and then or spend the time rubbing lilacs on his hiney and telling him it’s special.”
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
Yeah enjoy your cameo playoff appearance. Clearly, the Pack are gonna kick ass next year. It’s not like the Bears have a ton of young talent locked up long term, or anything. Has anyone seen my brother in law lately? He took the quad out and we haven’t heard from him since. Oh, and if the Bears win it all this year, thy will have as many as me and my dominant mates managed.
What? Just because she has the racoon eye makeup going? Extra or one of those stupid assed shows (the one with Pat O’Brien talking dirty to his cellphone) showed Media Day when she interviewed Brady. She was clearly, very hot. Apparently the size 52 Ohio Dame jersey didn’t do it for you.
You tied my team interception record, Brett. That should tell you all you need to know about how done your dinner is.
I’ll have Laura on the show with Kelly and me! It’ll be out of control!
She won’t be as hot as Kelly though. What a woman!
Most.Dellusional.Fans.Ever. If you have the time, read some of my threads for a good laugh.
Keep me as the dumbass du jour. I have the skins as the NFC favorite. I said they have the best defense, and the best running game. Dan Patrick laughed at me. But George Michael agreed and said this team has what it takes to go all the way.
Quinn’s sister and I got ready for the game together.
Am I gone for good?
Quinn’s sister, Hot
Al Lopez, Dead. Thanks, y’all
Kubs Konvention, there. This time, Mike & Andy, you won’t be shouting ‘Sloth!’ in vain.
The highlight of this year’s convention will be Len Kasper and me singing “Islands in the Stream”.
I’m not talking about karaoke, I mean we’re going to sing it during those always fresh opening ceremonies.
That Quinn bitch is totally stealing my thunder. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why is Andy so us today?
As much as I’d love to join what surely promises to be a pitchfork-and-torch-bearing crowd straight out of Mary Shelly’s “Frankenstein”, I will be skiing in Colorado that weekend.
Do me a favor, though. If any pollyanas step to the mike to waste precious oxygen in whispering sweet nothings to any of the Cubs management representatives, please–on behalf of all of us malaffected, impatient, long-suffering realists– please please please deliver a serious beatdown to said morans.
You’ll be out of town when we’ll be hosting the Bucs, Panthers or Giants?
Redskins 56 Colts 3 Bank on it ladies and gentlemen.
Tampa Bay 20, Washington 19
NY Giants 34, Carolina 13
Bears 17, Tampa Bay 13
NY Giants 27, Seattle 24 – 2 OT
Bears 24, Giants 17
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Pittsburgh 33, Cincy 23
New England 35, Jacksonville 3
Indianapolis 24, Pittsburgh 7
New England 23, Indianapolis 21
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Bears 46, New England 10
There is NO way anyone beats my defense. Phillip Daniels and Sean Taylor are healthy. Warrick Holdman and Walt Harris are playing out of their minds. I just signed a 3 year extension to remain with the greatest coaching staff ever assembled. Expect a multiple super bowl run from the Landover MD Redskins, bitches. We beat the Seahawks, Bears, Giants, and should have beat the Bucs, that means we could automatically kill any of those wannabees in the playoffs. The only team that even scares us a little, is the Colts. Everyone else needs to get out of our way. We’re coming, and we’re bringing George Michael’s Sports Machine with us.
We know who the real #1 defense is, it’s the Bucs.
I’m sorry, but Ms. Quinn has such a long face that I can’t call her “hot”.
I also was wondering what Musburger was talking about with the bit about them being married. Nice to see I wasn’t the only one.
Getting ready for the Illini and Spartans Thursday… Apparently, a real woman (ESPN’s Erin Andrews) will be there… Oh, and there’s a basketball game between two top-seven teams too.
If the Sox trade for Tejada, we should be used at the Cubs Convention.
How did I work out?
Oh, and I know this will hurt even more, but check out comment No. 42:
Intrepid Reader: Theo Epstein
August 1st, 2004 at 10:03 pm
Ken Williams
General Manager
Chicago White Sox
35th & Shields
Chicago, IL
Dear Mr. Williams:
As the trade deadline has now passed, I wanted to just send you a quick note of thanks.
You taught me all I know about making solid trades for my team. This last one I made with Minnesota, Montreal and the Cubs was quite a peach!
My best,
Theo Epstein
Not all AL East shortstops who come to the Cubs end up sucking ass. I mean look at… um… me!
Teams better than us: Redskins, Seahawks, Giants, Steelers, Colts, Patriots, Broncos, and Bengals. Yup, we have a chance to win it all. If you believe that, the Cubs are a 103 win team this season.
Giants? Big fat no. As to the Steelers, Colts, Patriots, Broncos, and Bengals, It’s not like the Bears will have to face more than, oh, one of them…
What about us Chuck? Come on, you know everything, let’s hear it.
I am one handsome woman.
For us to end up playing the Bears, we’d have to beat Tampa Bay AND Seattle on the road. That and only that would ensure us a game at Chicago, New York or Carolina.
It’s actually impossible for the Bears to play more than two of the teams on that list, 34.
Uh…She looks like a pretty Monica Lewinsky.
Whichever one of you that would turn her down (if not now, then think back when you were a geek-assed Cub-lovin’ college sophomore), cast the first stone.
There. Thought so.
Someone nominated Theisman for this weeks dumb ass award but it has to be Randy Cross. While watching the Fins/Pats game Cross was going on about how much improved the Miami team is under Saban and actually said they were so good that “when was the last time a Dolphin team was undefeated in December, ever?? I dont think so!!!” What a moran.
Do you honestly think we’d have lost to the ‘Skins in Week One if I looked like this?
I just saw on ESPN that Burnitz has agreed to a deal with Pissburg and NOT the Orioles. This should make Miggy happy!!
Bears doubters/naysayers are all idiots… It’s not like da Bears were in the game against Cincy despite 5 picks, or that we played the Steelers a lot closer than it could’ve been on the road w/ lame-duck Orton under center, or that we swept a division w/ 2 playoff teams, or…
Yeah, that’s right, morans.
And why are the Pats getting so much credit for winning the one division in football that may be worse than the NFC North and posting a decent record only due to a run of cupcakes?
Stop moaning like Laura Quinn when Hawk hits her like he did her brother, sit back, enjoy your week off, and know that whatever happens, at least we have the benefit of being at home and rested. Anything can happen, that’s the fun of the playoffs, but we’re here.
I hear Brett Favre is looking for company to cry with too. Maybe you should try his support group.
Hi, we’re a major sports league in the United States. We’re very popular, so popular that we have the best TV ratings of any professional sports league in North America.
The thing is, we claim to have 32 members, but many of these members aren’t very good. We should have 3 divisions:
PREMIER DIVISION
Indianapolis
Denver
Cincinnatti
Pittsburgh
MIDDLE DIVISION
Bears
Seattle
New England
Washington
Jacksonville
Carolina
New York Giants
Tampa Bay
Kansas City
San Diego
Dallas
Atlanta
EVERYONE ELSE
Cleveland
Philadelphia
Minnesota
St. Louis
Baltimore
Miami
Tennessee
New York Jets
Oakland
Buffalo
Arizona
San Francisco
Detroit
Green Bay
New Orleans
Houston
We actually found the Bengals to be highly overrated two weeks ago when we came into their “jungle” removed their pants and ran off with them.
A first for me!
Eh…..I’d stick a 5 in her ham wallet.
Still think Jenifer Garner is hotter though….
We like women with man-like features!
Perhaps you have forgotten that 9-point bomb we dropped on you in Week 1!? Ha!
Laura Quinn looks like courtney love thin. Either Hawk just doesn’t care, or she’s got something on him.
And Andy, it was The President’s wife that was calling Clemons in the clink, not the AD’s.
Andy, “kindering” is German for child ring. Perhaps, “It’s my friends pipe, I swear” was reading the Lord of the Ring trilogy, while his wife went furniture shopping, and confused the hobbits with children. He was simply comparing the Dungy’s tragedy to the dark spirit found in the Frodo’s “child ring.” Or perhaps, child ring is the nickname for his pipe (ring of fire that makes him feel like a child), spirits are a slang reference to smoke, and he was theorizing on reasons behind for the suicide. Erudite Mike was simply displaying his skills (foreign languages) and, surely, did not misspeak.
Well #50, it was good enough to send us home losers.
44, if there’s one division in football that’s certainly worse than the NFC North, it’s me.
I might be hated, and I might be a stats hack, but I show the NFC West is by far the worst division in football, and that the NFC North is just bad enough to be wose than the AFC East.
I also show the Bears are the 2nd worst playoff team.
Jeff’s right, we suck. Now, who wants to come and play us at home in mid-January, in front of many rabid, playoff-starved fans? Anyone?
I am so smart that I point to a stats hack. That must mean I am good with numbers. I could tell that according to JS’s ranking that the bears are the second worst playoff team. I am so good with numbers.
Only I can read that the Carolina Panthers and Tampa Bay Bucs count for 1 team. I bet everyone else thought they counted for 2 teams. You guys are such morans.
I am very lucky to have a girlfriend as handsome as Laura.
We’ll have Quinn introducing us at the Cubs convention this weekend to continue her 15 minutes and create enough of a diversion to keep us from getting killed. If that doesn’t work, look for one of us to point toward the back of the room and yell “Look, isn’t that Steve Bartman!!! Get him!!” Exit stage left.
No. 56, we’re up for the challenge.
Everyone here is right, we are a pathetic organization. Just add Chris Simms, Jake Delhoume, or Eli Manning to that list. We are a fucking joke. Our offense sucks and our defense is overrated. We lost to the Browns, I mean, that makes us truly pathetic. Plus, NASA has determined that we had an easy schedule. Who the hell are Troy Aikman, Joe Montana, and Donovan McNabb anyway? Just a bunch of no name losers who never accomplished a damn thing. And Schroeder and Williams? A couple of dominating QBs on terrible teams who just got lucky. It’s 2001 all over again.
#60
According to my brilliant system, which can predict the final score of games, the bears will have the following margin of points against teams that they would play at home during the playoffs.
Giants -.2
Washington +1.14
Carolina +3.53
TB +7.06
So only Eli Manning would be amongst your lustrous list of QBs.
The best part is, we get to sit through 2 weeks of these dueling assholes, thanks to the bye week.
http://nflspam.blogspot.com/2006/01/laura-quinn-isummwhats-word-im-looking.html
I’m even more annoying than those two are.
You are all stupid. The Skins are gonna represent the NFC in the Super Bowl. They are the most talented team, they want it the most, they had the toughest schedule, they have experience, and by far the best coaching staff. The Bears stink. They are an afterthought, one and done. The Skins defense is twice as good…ask Kyle Orton.
Beat Tampa 31-6
Beat Seattle 28-10
Beat Chicago 36-3
Beat Indy 24-14
Portis will be Super Bowl MVP, Gibbs is victorious, as usual, and is named coach of the year. Bank on it.
Aren’t there any fun little Redskins sites for you to hang out at?
Maybe Chuck knows one he frequents and links back to?
Your shortstop problems are O-V-E-R!
I’m lost. Redskin sites?
That’s okay, I’m annoying, but don’t care.
I’m a Skins fan and I think if they get past Tampa Bay that will be a big accomplishment. They would have to win 3 on the road to get to the Super Bowl. I’d love it, but not going to happen unless you get a lot of luck.
The Redskins do remind me of the Bears. They both have good D and a decent running game with a question at QB. Brunell can be brutal at times, but has playoff experience. Grossman gives the Bears a real upgrade over Orton and a real lift to the O.
The Bears suck.
Not anymore.
I live amongst skins fans right now, and I can honestly say that they make Packers fans look rational. I can’t even put on the tv or radio because all the talk is about who the skins have to worry about playing in the super bowl. I have never seen a more dellusional bunch of homers in my life.
Walt Harris…heh.
I’m the only good thing about George Michael’s Sports Machine anyway.
And Joe Gibbs won’t have Mike Ditka to coach circles around were his team to come to Soldier Field anyway.
Fat Phil Daniels?!?! The difference between ’01 and ’05 is that fat sack of overpaid shite is no longer “turnstyling” plays to his outside all day for us.
You can have our leftovers, DC fans. We’re improved at every position that Fat Phil, IR Warrick and Wanny’s Only Decent Draft Pick left behind.
I do one thing well, besides drive drunk anyway, and that is launch myself at people. I don’t make great reads on the ball, I’m not a very good run stopper, I’m just a bigger Bobby Gray. Gibbs prcatically said as much last year, Shit, Matt Bowen started alongside me. But because me and my buddy Phil Daniels are healthy, we’re now the number one defense? How does Phillip Daniels make you better? Marshall and Arrington are the best players on this defense. And Williams hates Arrington, he sits a lot of plays out.
I was the only good ex Bear to play for the skins.
I’m the pride of Glenbard West, bitches.
Um, Wilbur, I wasn’t bad. Neither was Richard Pettibon
You’re right Doug, I guess I should have said under Gibbs. Although, you never played for the skins.
Didn’t I recruit Doug Atkins to play one year for the Over the Hill Gang?
I’m pretty sure I played for the Saints after Papa Bear and I finally had enough of each other.
Remember when George Allen came out retirment in his 70’s to coach some college team in California? And this perennialy woeful school went, like 7-3 or something in his first season? And then, to celebrate the massive, one-season turnaround, his players dumped me on him? And then he got sicked and died?
Yeah, those were good times. It’s too bad that the killing of George Allen didn’t end, once and for all, that stupid ritual ritual.
Hey Redskin fans! Get lost.
Anyone know where my crack went? Seems some people smoked all.
I’d rather be in Chyna…..
I look like a man. Or a horse. Or both.
I signed with the Asstroles, not Pissburgh. Moran.
Marrion Barry is one of me. Crackheads make great public servants!
We think LQ is pretty damn hot. A solid 8.5. Don’t act like you wouldn’t invite her back to your room in your mother’s basement.
With that said, if we’re expected to go Top 5 in the draft, we’re pulling down better. Although it IS Ohio.
If you find me hot, you must have had a John Elway poster facing your bed as a kid. Seeped into your subconscious, or something. I look like any other big-headed tramp. I’m half Vegas hooker, half Mr. Ed…yeah real attractive. Keep believing everything sports related programs tell you. If they keep showing her, she must be hot.
Whatever you losers. Check out the July 2006 Playboy and then say I have horse-like features. I’ll make Brent Musberger splooge all over himself.
I’m Dana Jacobsen minus the thighs.