Well sooprise, sooprise, sooprise. It’s Len and Bob, not Squawk and the Deej.
And I believe Hank is saving his hits for the regular season. Perhaps, even the second half of the regular season.
Scotty Fabulous
on March 27, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I’m in the lineup! Screw you, Dolan. And BC, my “owner”, big hugs and smoochies, darling!
Double Hernia
on March 27, 2006 at 2:05 pm
There goes the no-hitter.
Hank White
on March 27, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Do not try to steal second base, Podsexynish! I gun you down like Johnny Ringo!
Greggie
on March 27, 2006 at 2:06 pm
I’m getting too old for this shit.
Steve Bartman
on March 27, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Just so you guys know, I’m cheering for the Cubs. One inference that I cheer for the Sox will result in a free dentist appointment courtesy of my fist.
Hank White
on March 27, 2006 at 2:07 pm
What I tell you, Scotty? Grab some bench!
Jerry the Lesser
on March 27, 2006 at 2:09 pm
That’s me! Flashing some leather! With my sunglasses on top of my hat like always.
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 2:10 pm
I haven’t seen the Cubs batting order yet. But I assume Hank is batting third.
Mike D.
on March 27, 2006 at 2:10 pm
I’m glad Len and Bob are doing the game. DJ and Hawk did Cubs/Sox two weeks ago and I couldn’t watch it.
Also, I’ve been working at home with wireless for a month now. Planting my fat ass on my den couch with my laptop…this could get ugly.
Mark Prior
on March 27, 2006 at 2:10 pm
I shutout the simulated White Sox today on four pitches.
Len
on March 27, 2006 at 2:12 pm
I just referred to Pierre as “JP”. I should use the Desipio-branded nickname instead. “Lucky”.
Scott Podsednik
on March 27, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I was BLANCOWNED
Don Baylor
on March 27, 2006 at 2:13 pm
How’d you like that first-inning SAC bunt?
Ivory Pierre
on March 27, 2006 at 2:14 pm
I’m better than any other name.
Greggie
on March 27, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Don’t worry. I’m just letting these guys on so I can pitch to Mr. Postseason Joe Crede. I want to punk that longhaired fruitcake.
Hank White
on March 27, 2006 at 2:28 pm
I slug like the Baby Ruth, female Doges!
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Hank was waiting for the TV cameras to get his first hit.
Mike D.
on March 27, 2006 at 2:49 pm
That’s another thing that’ll convince me we’re in hell, that this season will mark the 100th anniversary of the Sox World Series upset over the Cubs.
Jim Thome's Home Run Ball
on March 27, 2006 at 3:08 pm
There was quite a bit of Arizona air under me…Yuck.
Mike D.
on March 27, 2006 at 3:09 pm
I thought that article’s pretty spot on, IMO. I like that he interviews angry, 80-year old real fans, and not pollyana idiots who love listening to Ronny while away another mind-numbing summer. If they’re delirious, can you blame them? At least they sound real, and not hopelessly disillusioned.
I was going for the disillusioned ones, actually. They know the Cubs are without a prayer at this point. Just thought everyone could use a reminder that it’ll be the 100 year anniversary soon.
Ron Santo
on March 27, 2006 at 3:37 pm
I gotta tell ya……I don’t know how you can keep this guy outta the lineup.
A hot date with Lassie to the poster that correctly guesses the player I’m talking about.
Neifi
on March 27, 2006 at 3:46 pm
He was talking about how great I am
Nerf Ball?
on March 27, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Is it me?
When does Lassie pick me up?
Jim Hendry
on March 27, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Is that me siutting in the front row behing home plate?
Christ I look like Chris Farley.
Andy Dolan
on March 27, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Who the hell is batting? Is that Michael Restovich? Really?
Andy Dolan
on March 27, 2006 at 3:55 pm
I just said that in spring training you should try to sneak two DHs into the lineup. I’m drunk.
Joan Cusak
on March 27, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Holy crap! How do they airbrush me in TV commercials? I look almost human.
Almost.
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Looks like Thome just Aardsma’ed Aardsma. Ouch.
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 4:12 pm
The Cubs are going to Vegas again to end the spring. Last year it’s where Hank sewed up the Cactus League MVP award with his walk-off homer against the Mariners.
Dusty
on March 27, 2006 at 4:13 pm
I know that Angel Pagan has played better than Marquis, dudes. But I gotta go with the vet, dudes. Marquis has proven to be much better at getting older than Pagan.
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 4:14 pm
Pagan is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast.
Steve Stone
on March 27, 2006 at 4:15 pm
For you kids at home, you should notice how Angel Pagan was running for a double the minute he left the batter’s box. You should also notice how Uncle Stevey likes it when you rest your tiny little, warm hands on his groin while he regales you with tales of baseball strategum.
E-ramis
on March 27, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I do not make outs anymore. Just etch my name on the MVP trophy.
Dusty
on March 27, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Gotta have Murton bunt here. No other way to get a runner to third with nobody out. I’m a fucking genius.
Point at the stars to see curse words
on March 27, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Gold. Gold Jerry!
Lou Brown
on March 27, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I think we have a team, Charlie! I think we have a team!
Ne!f!
on March 27, 2006 at 4:22 pm
I’m still Senor Clutch!
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Time for Hank to end this.
Hank White
on March 27, 2006 at 4:22 pm
It’s hero time, bitches!
Hank White
on March 27, 2006 at 4:23 pm
A strikeout is better than a grounder here.
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Hank just missed the game winner. Cotts better stop throwing him weak shit.
A little help
on March 27, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Number of outs, runners on and batter please…
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Is a pop-up better than a grounder, too?
Hank White
on March 27, 2006 at 4:26 pm
I tried to bounce it off of the third baseman’s head, but couldn’t.
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 4:27 pm
A tie? What is this, a Bud Selig run All-Star game?
Ozzie
on March 27, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Fung is tieing and tieing is fung!
Ozzie Guillen
on March 27, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Tacos at my place tonight, Dusty?
A tie...
on March 27, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Everybody wins with me. By the way, your sister is hott!
Hank White
on March 27, 2006 at 4:30 pm
Cubs tie game with dos runs in the ninth. I bat with runners on corners, one out, pop out to third. Miguel Restoriguez (I think that his name) ground out to third and almost beat out. Bad call by ump, end game 4-4. Both teams have no pitchers left, so we go home.
Andy
on March 27, 2006 at 4:31 pm
We have a Dan Plesac sighting, and yes, he’s still getting his hair cut at the Barber College.
Have I had a hit at all this spring?
You spelled my name incorrectly, Andy!
Well sooprise, sooprise, sooprise. It’s Len and Bob, not Squawk and the Deej.
And I believe Hank is saving his hits for the regular season. Perhaps, even the second half of the regular season.
I’m in the lineup! Screw you, Dolan. And BC, my “owner”, big hugs and smoochies, darling!
There goes the no-hitter.
Do not try to steal second base, Podsexynish! I gun you down like Johnny Ringo!
I’m getting too old for this shit.
Just so you guys know, I’m cheering for the Cubs. One inference that I cheer for the Sox will result in a free dentist appointment courtesy of my fist.
What I tell you, Scotty? Grab some bench!
That’s me! Flashing some leather! With my sunglasses on top of my hat like always.
I haven’t seen the Cubs batting order yet. But I assume Hank is batting third.
I’m glad Len and Bob are doing the game. DJ and Hawk did Cubs/Sox two weeks ago and I couldn’t watch it.
Also, I’ve been working at home with wireless for a month now. Planting my fat ass on my den couch with my laptop…this could get ugly.
I shutout the simulated White Sox today on four pitches.
I just referred to Pierre as “JP”. I should use the Desipio-branded nickname instead. “Lucky”.
I was BLANCOWNED
How’d you like that first-inning SAC bunt?
I’m better than any other name.
Don’t worry. I’m just letting these guys on so I can pitch to Mr. Postseason Joe Crede. I want to punk that longhaired fruitcake.
I slug like the Baby Ruth, female Doges!
Hank was waiting for the TV cameras to get his first hit.
That’s another thing that’ll convince me we’re in hell, that this season will mark the 100th anniversary of the Sox World Series upset over the Cubs.
Just keeps getting better, don’t it?
Doesn’t look like Marquis De Suck has me anymore.
I am delirious, so naturally, I write about delirious Cubs fans. Add another red-hot poker to the fire boys!
Maybe he’s a wet bag?
Is there anything I can’t do?
Shoulda made Blanco my Pick to Click.
There was quite a bit of Arizona air under me…Yuck.
I thought that article’s pretty spot on, IMO. I like that he interviews angry, 80-year old real fans, and not pollyana idiots who love listening to Ronny while away another mind-numbing summer. If they’re delirious, can you blame them? At least they sound real, and not hopelessly disillusioned.
Ahem.
Make that hopelessly “delusional”.
I was going for the disillusioned ones, actually. They know the Cubs are without a prayer at this point. Just thought everyone could use a reminder that it’ll be the 100 year anniversary soon.
I gotta tell ya……I don’t know how you can keep this guy outta the lineup.
A hot date with Lassie to the poster that correctly guesses the player I’m talking about.
He was talking about how great I am
Is it me?
When does Lassie pick me up?
Is that me siutting in the front row behing home plate?
Christ I look like Chris Farley.
Who the hell is batting? Is that Michael Restovich? Really?
I just said that in spring training you should try to sneak two DHs into the lineup. I’m drunk.
Holy crap! How do they airbrush me in TV commercials? I look almost human.
Almost.
Looks like Thome just Aardsma’ed Aardsma. Ouch.
The Cubs are going to Vegas again to end the spring. Last year it’s where Hank sewed up the Cactus League MVP award with his walk-off homer against the Mariners.
I know that Angel Pagan has played better than Marquis, dudes. But I gotta go with the vet, dudes. Marquis has proven to be much better at getting older than Pagan.
Pagan is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast.
For you kids at home, you should notice how Angel Pagan was running for a double the minute he left the batter’s box. You should also notice how Uncle Stevey likes it when you rest your tiny little, warm hands on his groin while he regales you with tales of baseball strategum.
I do not make outs anymore. Just etch my name on the MVP trophy.
Gotta have Murton bunt here. No other way to get a runner to third with nobody out. I’m a fucking genius.
Gold. Gold Jerry!
I think we have a team, Charlie! I think we have a team!
I’m still Senor Clutch!
Time for Hank to end this.
It’s hero time, bitches!
A strikeout is better than a grounder here.
Hank just missed the game winner. Cotts better stop throwing him weak shit.
Number of outs, runners on and batter please…
Is a pop-up better than a grounder, too?
I tried to bounce it off of the third baseman’s head, but couldn’t.
A tie? What is this, a Bud Selig run All-Star game?
Fung is tieing and tieing is fung!
Tacos at my place tonight, Dusty?
Everybody wins with me. By the way, your sister is hott!
Cubs tie game with dos runs in the ninth. I bat with runners on corners, one out, pop out to third. Miguel Restoriguez (I think that his name) ground out to third and almost beat out. Bad call by ump, end game 4-4. Both teams have no pitchers left, so we go home.
We have a Dan Plesac sighting, and yes, he’s still getting his hair cut at the Barber College.
I’m solid. So’s my brother, Lance Boyle.
My voice is not matching my mouth right now.
Cartman: Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
Do you guys miss me? I’m on the only team in the big leagues made up exclusively of centerfielders, first basemen and catchers. We’re gonna be great.
I certainly expected Streisand to be stared out.
The drama leading up to the Aardsma mid season call up is building. The tension…palpable.
No Cubs telecast would ever be complete without a Prior-Wood injury update. Yay?
Now would be a good time for Plesac to predict that Kerry Wood will pitch for the Cubs this year before Prior. Seems likely to me, anyway.
With President Bush throwing out the first pitch in Cinci against the Cubs, anyone wanna bet Bush throws more pitches than Prior?
That was: anyone wanna bet Bush throws more pitches than Prior this season?
Depends on my preliminary pitch count. I’m known for biting off more than I can chew, though.
Look female doges! I can handle pressure in Boston, I clobber opposition into submission