Pitching matchup:
Cubs: Greggie, 5-2, 3.10 ERA
White Sox: Mark Buehrle, 4-2, 3.42
ETA on first Sox accusation of Maddux spitball…pitch number nine–which could be sometime in the third inning.
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Pitching matchup:
Cubs: Greggie, 5-2, 3.10 ERA
White Sox: Mark Buehrle, 4-2, 3.42
ETA on first Sox accusation of Maddux spitball…pitch number nine–which could be sometime in the third inning.
Brave!
Who’s Mark Buehrle?
I love Ozzie Guillen. Angry Hispanics fucking rule
Wascally Wabbit.
Go Fudd yourself
Russ Springer got four games for hitting a guy who has cheated at the game for at least the past five years. I didn’t know who Russ Springer was until now…congratulations for being Jerry’s little cousin.
Seriously, I wish Springer was the old Randy Johnson and he’d hit Barry in is fat, swollen sterroid filled head. Eat shit, Barry.
I think I’m gonna need to be drunk to watch this game.
I work on mullets too
For me, they’re putting a warning track in front of the pitchers mound
NEIFI! Why don’t they just put a warning track around the batters box?
Let the Sox nicknaming commence…
CHC:
Sucky Pierre, CF
Jerry the Lesser, RF
DBF, 1B
Berut, DH
Nancy Pancakes, 3B
Orange Guy, LF
Ron Ce, SS
Hank White, C
NEIFI!!!, 2B
CHW:
Scotty Fabulous, LF
Tadpole, 2B
Thome, DH
Slumpbuster 2.0, 1B
Dye, RF
Pierak;lfjkzdhzh, C
Creed, 3B
Cub Killer Mackowiak, CF
Cilantro, SS
You know I just begged Ozzie to let me play today.
I think I deserve a nickname like my butt brother Scotty Fab…Maybe J.P. Stallion. Besides, I doubt Scotty can sing like me…sing along girls if you know the words;
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Don’t cha
Don’t cha
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was fun like me
Don’t cha (haah aah)
Don’t cha
It’s not every team that can take their #6 hitter and put him in the 9th spot. I’ll have to have Neifi bunt as often as possible, ’cause that’s what #9 hitters do, dude.
I can still use the Double Switch today, right?
Come see Scott Fabs at me tonight. All the shirtless Latin men you can, or can’t, handle.
The other day I suggested Berut DH and Hank White catch. I’m thinking like DFB. Please kill me now.
That’s a fun one from Vito Spatafore.
Isn’t it sad that that since theres a DH, it’s like we’re losing a better batter?
Murton is me
With that base hit, my OBP went up about 40 points and the Cubs as a team went up about 10.
Everybody bunts today, dude.
Is Dusty actually…sitting me against a lefty?
Curb me bitches. One run for the Cubs, seven for the Sucks. Just watch.
Make that run stand up
When was the last time I got a hit with anyone in scoring position?
I was swinging at some bad pitches, wasn’t I?
OW! My ass! See you doges in February.
8 inch vertical! Check it out, beeches.
Is the Thome shift on?
I can hear the unwashed meth head masses from my downtown office building.
Looks like I can’t hit my spots today.
So when do I start.
Hank’s BA is .062? Christ, how many hits has he had? 3?
No, I’m not reminiscing about Roger Maris…I’m Hank’s batting average. Truly some god awful shit.
9 pitch inning. What to go, fucksticks.
I still think Blanco would be a better everyday choice than Barrett.
Tell me that’s not really BC.
Sadly thats an improvement.
Unnecessary jump throw. Nomar must have rubbed off on Neifi!
Burly through two, Greggie through one
5 pitch inning. Thanks you south side fucksticks.
How bout that inning, Chuck? 5 pitches. Can you call the Sox fucksticks now, too?
Nice.
I’m going to keep giving the pitch counts as if it’s insightful or unusual in the least that these two starters get people out quickly.
Greggie:
Way ahead of you.
Did you enjoy my prance down to first???
I did that on purpose. I’m gonna pick his fab-ass off now.
Fear the double steal, doges.
I think i’m gonna hear the screaming of HOT DOGS in my sleep!
They should bunt right here.
The Hot Dog vendors at the Joan have to out-yell the guys selling meth
I can’t possibly end well…
Well, on the plus side, a salami would do wonders for Konerko in my roto league…
game
I like my pitches like I like my women….FAT!
Two runs down. Reminds me of the 1970’s bears. Once they were behind, say 6-3, it was game over.
Game over.
Ok, I have never seen a Comcast White Sox game before. Who the crap are these announcers?
Can I pitch now?!?! Or is it Rich’s turn to lit :-(
Fortunately we have some luck coming our way against lefties..
Thats like a weeks worth of runs!
What a bunch of faggot, front-running quitters this group of Cubs fans is. Go wipe your nose, pussies.
Who is Mark Buehrle?
Who let the Buehrle out of my ass?
Well, 63, he’s that guy mowing us down.
Go kill yourself.
Huh?? When did that happen?? Did I miss it?
Yeah, damn us for being quitters. We quit so long ago, Wrigley field hasn’t sold out in……….oh shit. Nevermind.
Hey Buehrle,
Go back to drilling your dyke wife in the ass, you hillbilly clown.
Hey Buehrle,
Go back to drilling your dyke wife in the ass, you hillbilly clown.
Funny how you have one good season and all of a sudden you are the Yankees.
Thats right.. cause the White Sox fans know all about loyalty and started showing up to games only when the team started winning. Go blow yourself, douchebag.
Way to look more intelligent than that guy you’re calling a hillbilly, douche.
Douche, take it easy on Hillbilly. Neifi.
Nice throw, jackass.
What does it say about Cubdom when no one is commenting about my collapse today?
“Cubdom”? Quoting Mariotti is unconscionable.
Geez….who’d have thought I’d be out here pitching the sixth inning? I can’t tell if I’m being pig-headed, Dusty’s being stupid, or if me giving up 6 runs in 5+ innings is truly the best option we’ve got right now.
…I’d go with the latter, Greggie.
I’d say it says we’re tired of the Cubs. I’d rather have two chunks of my genitalia clawed apart and ripped off by the hands of that crazy woman in Tioga-Nicetown than watch this crap.
Okay, not really.
Uhhhh, #76, I don’t know what Greg Maddux you thought we signed a few years ago, but most Cub fans realized long ago that Greg pitches some stinkers from time to time. In other words, as much as it sucks, it’s not the most suprising thing in the world. The shitty part is that this team can’t out-slug their opponents.
If Podsednik comes around and scores, I’ll clock him with this sack of sour grapes for stealing that base.
On homers Glen-done gives up here?
WHAT IS GREG MADDUX WHIP THIS GAME?
What is this? An order of 5 dozen doughnuts to be delivered to the visitor’s clubhouse at US Cellular? And the guy ordering asked if any of us played16 inch softball and can pitch?
I’m 2.47.
I was being generous earlier when I wondered out loud if Blanco had three hits.
He’s got two.
That’s what I’m saying, Mike D. A 2-hit day for Henry? I’m pushing the right buttons.
The word you’re looking for is “season,” not “day.”
The scoreboard says 2 hits.
Yes it does Dusty… now go back to sleep.
I saw Hank Aaron have some 2-hit games.
6 pitches, not bad.
94 comments for a Cubs-Sox game. They’ve crushed our will to live. Or post, at least.
Neifi bats fourth tomorrow, dude.
Don’t fuck with me.
Today I finally got over the Cubs trading away Kyle Farnsworth.
Thank you Michael Barrett.
When does Andyt announce the next Joe Moirgan Dumbass Du Jour?
My actions today–and what the subsequent fallout will do for the team– should make Andy cionsdering re-naming the award in my name.
Hey, give me a f*^#ing break. I’m just making sure that Dusty “clown shoes” Baker doesn’t get a f%#*ing contract extension. That’s all, b#tch.
I doubt Michael Barrett is that incoherent…
Don’t listen to him Michael, you just did what the rest of the majors was considering doing anyway
Michael Barrett is a hunk of crap. Anything less than two weeks isn’t enough for that joke of a player. He should take that panty waist Rich Hill with him.
who’s michael barrett?
Twinkle Twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are.
2006 average .265
Career average .294
2006 slug(guh) pct .356
that Dusty will be fired if the Sox sweep. Now I doubt that will happen, however, im anxious to see how the players react. Everyone says that Dusty has lost the team, todays game could be a good indicator if that has really happened. If he cant motivate the team to play hard today to avoid a sweep by the other chicago team, then I cant imagine a game that he could get them motivated. If they look flat today and dont hustle, swing at every pitch, make mental mistakes and not try to do the little things to win (even if they dont) then Dusty has lost this team.