Guh.  You know, you've got a newer one.Everybody has a right to their opinion. Right? You hear that all the time. It is normally being said by someone who is, however, choosing to completely ignore the opinion of the person he is talking to.

I’m a little surprised, though certainly not shocked, that you need a reason to punch AJ Pierzynski in the head. I thought that any time you punched either AJ or Hawk Harrelson, for that matter, it was a lifetime achievement award. I didn’t even know that Michael Barrett would have to answer questions about it.

For nine years (probably at least two, too many at this point) I’ve just written what I think. I’m constantly astonished that anybody cares.

I think that what Michael Barrett did on Saturday was a punk move. I also enjoyed it quite a bit. My hypocrisy knows some bounds.

I remember distinctly, and fondly, when things were spiralling out of control for the 1989 Bears that Dick Butkus would reach a point in about the third quarter of every game when he’d blurt out, “What we need right now is a fight!” I’m sure that Wayne Larivee was relieved to find out the WE he meant were the Bears and not him and Wayne. I thought that exact thing as the Cubs were getting pantsed repeatedly from May 2 on.

Well, they had one on Saturday. It was a pretty good one, too. Not as good as the one in the early ’80s with the Mets (any time you see Ed Lynch being beaten up, it’s a good time), but pretty good.

What does it prove? Nothing. Other than that you’ve finally reached the end of your rope.

What does it accomplish? Not much.

AJ Eyechart wasn’t out of line barrelling over Barrett at home plate. I wish he’d have taken Rich Hill with him. Michael wasn’t out of line being in front of home plate, either. Honestly, it’s one of the few times I’ve seen him hold his ground that much. So that part of the play was fine, both ways.

I didn’t much care for AJ–his mullet flowing in the breeze–retagging home plate with a theatrically gay slap. That’s when the fun started. AJ got up, he says to go get his helmet, and Michael grabbed him.

See, this is why I don’t think it was a sucker punch. Michael and AJ are standing toe-to-toe. Michael’s pissed and is yelling at AJ, apparently telling him, “I didn’t have the ball, bitch!” (On the old Moranboard it would have automatically come out “I didn’t have the ball, female dog!” Which would have probably diffused the whole thing.)

At this point, what exactly is the right way to punch AJ? Is Michael supposed to yell, “OK, I’m going to punch you now! Are you ready? Get ready! Here it comes! Ready? Are you sure?”

So Michael punches him, then the umpire grabs Michael and Scotty Fabulous uses awful technique and “tackles” him. In the melee, Brian Anderson decides to take out his .170 batting average on anybody near him and starts swinging as wildly as he normally does at home plate.

Look, Michael Barrett is a red ass. We knew that in 2004 when he wouldn’t let the Roy Oswalt thing go, and he proved it again early this month when he picked on 140 pound Dave Roberts. This time he at least started something with somebody bigger than him.

Am I disappointed that the weekend crew on the Desipio Message Board seemed to so universally loathe the fight? Yes, as a matter of fact I am.

This isn’t a drunken father and son charging a first base coach or an umpire. It isn’t cheap-shotting a Hall of Fame running back by throwing him over the bench 10 yards out of bounds, or tackling a fullback while he’s standing in the huddle.

This was a face-to-face fight. The only person who ended the day with a broken anything wasn’t a person at all, it was the Kentucky Derby winning horse.

This was further proof at just how ineffective Dusty Baker is. Ozzie Guillen did a better job of defending Michael Barrett after the fight than his own manager did.

But on the big board of embarrassing days for Cubs fans, I’ve got to be honest with you here, gang. It’s not in the top 100. This franchise has seen the depth of embarrassment so many times that short of Barrett pulling out a gun and going all “Last Boy Scout” on AJ, it wasn’t going to make the list.

The Cubs have been playing so badly, (badly’s not even the word…more like abysmally) that any sign of life, no matter how misguided it might have been was nice to see.

I honestly can’t say I’d have felt the same if he had punched any of other White Sox. I’m also not sure that it would have happened had anybody but AJ run into him.

AJ’s a guy who kneed his own trainer in the nuts during a game with the Giants, and this was supposed to be worse than that? I don’t think so.

I read Jeff Pearlman’s book on the 1986 Mets and they had quite a few scraps like the one the Cubs and Sox had last week. Ray Knight got into a fight with Eric Davis when Davis slid into third base. (Knight dropped Eric like a sack of potatoes, too.)
Look at our pals down the highway in St. Louis. That’s the chippiest bunch of pricks in the game. You think they’re embarrassed by it?

Last week, Felipe Alou was talking about the way the Giants have been playing and he said, “One of these days we’re going to have to run out onto the field.” I’ve got a news flash for you, he didn’t mean hustle out to their defensive positions. Even 108 year old Felipe knows that once and a while you have to slug it out.

After the game, the Sox were talking about how they would use the fight to get “even closer.” The Cubs all sat around wringing their hands and apologizing.

Fuck that.

You want to dump the lovable loser rep for good? Stop crawling into a shell every time something happens to you. You don’t think that maybe this team is going on 100 years of patheticness because they’ve been happy to sit there and take it? It’s easier to drop the lovable part than the loser one. Baby steps.
As Veronica Corningstone once said, “Now, I am gonna go on, and if you want to try and stop me, bring it on. Because I am good at three things: Fighting, screwing, and reading the news. I’ve already done one of those today, so what’s the other one gonna be? ”

Screwing?

Don’t let mamby pamby jerkoffs like Doughnuts Mariotti make you ashamed to be a Cubs fan because your catcher decided he’d had enough of getting run over and decided to…in a completely rash and unthinking moment punch a guy in the head. Enjoy it. Luxuriate in it. At least one of the Cubs has a little pride. As ill-concieved as the fight was, at least somebody gave a shit. The only thing better would have been if the catcher was Steve Lake and either the collision or the punch had given Pierzynski hepatitis.

Oh, who are we kidding, he’s probably got it already.

You want to feel bad about something? Feel bad about the Cubs going from 14-9 to 18-25 in a blink of an eye. Feel bad about Neifi bunting to end the game with the tying runs on base. Feel bad about the fact that none of the Cubs’ pitchers took advantage of the confused melee to take a cheap shot at Larry Rothschild. Don’t feel bad about Michael Barrett punching another man in the head.

I know I don’t.

Sox fans gave AJ a standing ovation when he batted in the second inning.  Apparently it was in appreciation of him smashing his face into Barrett’s hand the day before.

Jim Hendry says he’ll wait to give Dusty his extension.  I’m hoping Jim waits until he gets fired.

Kerry Wood has a sore shoulder.  Here’s the difference.  Kerry will try to pitch with his.  Mark Prior would be on a plane to California.

For one day, Jock did not deserve to be booed.

Sounds like AJ might have been a little concussed.  I doubt it.  You have to have a brain to bruise one.

The Wizard of Roz says Barrett might have saved Dusty’s job, and that Dusty proved what a preening jackass he is by not backing his own catcher.

 The Seahawks are still complaining about the Super Bowl officiating.  Maybe Michael Barrett should go punch Mike Holmgren?

If you need a reason to root for the Mavs tonight.  This might just be it.

I was hoping Carlos would accidentally hit a Sox yesterday, preferably early on to see if they’d charge the mound.  I don’t think they would have.  Nobody ever will.