If this was a painting on my wall… It’s title would definatly be,” Hope”.
Jockque Jones
on June 13, 2006 at 9:57 am
Don’t mind me, I’m just the best hitter on the team at the moment.
Suzuki Motors
on June 13, 2006 at 9:58 am
This can’t be good for our stock price.
Phil Nevin
on June 13, 2006 at 9:59 am
Yeah, Jockque, you’re the best hitter on a team with the worst offense in Major League history. We’ll get you a plaque in the Tallest Midget Hall of Fame.
Fag backin'
on June 13, 2006 at 10:30 am
is fung, mang.
In a nutsack
on June 13, 2006 at 10:45 am
Saying you’re the coolest person at ShinanniganZ is like saying your the smartest person with Down Syndrome.
I bet they could out-jump Evel Kneviel by jumping Snake River Canyon.
Ron Santo: Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Every Cub Fan in the World: God, I hope they don’t make it.
Somewhere between second and third base at Wrigley
on June 13, 2006 at 11:10 am
Welcome home Jock. Looking forward to your confused look when we meet again and you are doubled up.
Jim Hendry
on June 13, 2006 at 11:14 am
You are right, we better lock these guys up with motorcycle clauses. I’ll extend them both for 5 more years at our standard +15% market rate contract with a clause that if they get hurt in a motorcycle accident, their contracts will be extended indefinitely so that they can support themselves while they recover.
Neifi!
on June 13, 2006 at 11:30 am
Andy, you are a female doge. At least make the picture correctly. You know I am the butch in that relationship, mang.
Fast Freddy
on June 13, 2006 at 11:37 am
Hey, can I ride in the sidecar?
Ron Gant
on June 13, 2006 at 12:03 pm
These boys will be the best additions to my stable of bike riders since Aaron Rowand and Jeff Kent.
Hey, remember when I broke my leg after a season in the bigs at second base and Bobby Cox sent my ass back to A ball to learn to play the OF? Good times.
Ewww...
on June 13, 2006 at 12:13 pm
…a Vineline reference…
Dusty Buddy Baker
on June 13, 2006 at 12:14 pm
You know that I am already an avid motorcyclist already. No worries about brain damage for me. Can’t lose what you don’t have, dudes.
Will Leitch
on June 13, 2006 at 12:20 pm
I still crave penis.
In a nutsack
on June 13, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Ewwww…a penis reference…
Dave B
on June 13, 2006 at 2:03 pm
I wonder if JJ Reddick found out what the jail version of a “shocker” felt like.
Derrek Lee
on June 13, 2006 at 3:29 pm
I want to join too so I don’t have to play for this crappy team again this year!!! My steriod use has already left me with no nuts, I might as well ride a bike with no helmet on too
Andy
on June 13, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Hey look, Albert is posting as Derrek.
therick711
on June 13, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Albie is still wondering how not being the best offensive or defensive first baseman earned him an MVP. Me too, Albie, me too.
AZ Desipio Reader
on June 13, 2006 at 6:33 pm
(1) Isn’t Jacque Jones the Cubs’ best hitter right now? What the hell are you all still bashing him for?
(2) #4: The Cubs have the worst offense in major league history? Sounds like they need a little dose of DR. GRIMSLEY’S MAGIC ELIXIR, then! Oh wait, on second thought, it didn’t work too well for him either…
(3) J. J. Redick arrested for DUI? I thought Dick Vitale would have been his designated driver! Or is their relationship purely sexual? Anyway, I bet J.J. liked jail just fine, if you know what I mean…
(4) I personally recommend that Mark Grace join the Ron Gant/Ben Roethlisberger Motorcycle Racing team NOW. Although, in fairness, if he didn’t wear a helmet and landed on his head, there would be absolutely no damage. Actually, judging from the way he acts up in the booth night after night after excruciating night, ol’ Gracie must be the world’s greatest motorcyclist now (in between alleged 20-mile runs in Milwaukee and swimming laps of the Ohio River in Cincinnati, of course).
Dusty
on June 13, 2006 at 7:21 pm
hey remember when i blew it for the giants in 02? and then the cubs in 03? good times, dude. neifi go play second.
AZ Desipio Reader
on June 13, 2006 at 10:41 pm
Is this thing on?
President of the B.C. Fanclub
on June 13, 2006 at 11:45 pm
…I miss BC…and I’m still an assclown…
Jock (leading the club in Hrs and batting .310) Jones
on June 13, 2006 at 11:49 pm
would someone please try to find another scapegoat?
The Real Jock
on June 14, 2006 at 8:19 am
I’m hitting .291. The hot streak is over. Commence booing!
JJ Redick
on June 14, 2006 at 9:18 am
Where’s Jake Potter in the midst of all this? Where’s Jim Hendry? Shouldn’t he be offering me a contract to play short?
My only complaint is that he didn’t have both collars popped.
A kid that stole university laptops (see: Williams, Marcus) is still likely to get drafted ahead of him, so any NBA executives talking character from the high-road can save it. He goes no later than Houston at #8 unless he needs back surgery or something (yikes!).
AZ, I know what you mean – consider yourself on my list.
Jock - what have you done for me this inning? - Jones
on June 14, 2006 at 10:16 am
I forgot, this is the Cubs. I can hit a HR in one at bat, but if I strike out the next time up I’ll be booed out of town.
Hey Juan, do you know how Corey’s doing?
Mama Jones
on June 14, 2006 at 10:41 am
Stop makin’ fun of my baby!!
Joke Jones
on June 14, 2006 at 10:47 am
I’m not leading in batting average anymore, but I am still leading the team in strikeouts!!!
Joke Jones:
on June 14, 2006 at 11:24 am
I also have more strikeouts then Corey Patterson. That’s not easy to do
Corey
on June 14, 2006 at 11:27 am
My real name is Donald, Corey is actually my middle name….Seriously, check it out….
That is really dumb of you guys to be making fun of the Cubs player. Jacque is a great player, and yes he does have the highest batting average on the team besides Cedeno is a little ahead of him. Really you guys should think of all the things you are posting. Its terrible, I don’t see any of you guys out there playing ball. I’m not saying all of the Cubs are terrific. But Walker, Barrett, Murton, Jones, Nevin, Cedeno, Ramirez, Maddux, Marshall, and Zambrano I think are great.
If this was a painting on my wall… It’s title would definatly be,” Hope”.
Don’t mind me, I’m just the best hitter on the team at the moment.
This can’t be good for our stock price.
Yeah, Jockque, you’re the best hitter on a team with the worst offense in Major League history. We’ll get you a plaque in the Tallest Midget Hall of Fame.
is fung, mang.
Saying you’re the coolest person at ShinanniganZ is like saying your the smartest person with Down Syndrome.
Can we add about 10 or 15 sidecars to that bike?
I bet they could out-jump Evel Kneviel by jumping Snake River Canyon.
Ron Santo: Boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Every Cub Fan in the World: God, I hope they don’t make it.
Welcome home Jock. Looking forward to your confused look when we meet again and you are doubled up.
You are right, we better lock these guys up with motorcycle clauses. I’ll extend them both for 5 more years at our standard +15% market rate contract with a clause that if they get hurt in a motorcycle accident, their contracts will be extended indefinitely so that they can support themselves while they recover.
Andy, you are a female doge. At least make the picture correctly. You know I am the butch in that relationship, mang.
Hey, can I ride in the sidecar?
These boys will be the best additions to my stable of bike riders since Aaron Rowand and Jeff Kent.
Hey, remember when I broke my leg after a season in the bigs at second base and Bobby Cox sent my ass back to A ball to learn to play the OF? Good times.
…a Vineline reference…
You know that I am already an avid motorcyclist already. No worries about brain damage for me. Can’t lose what you don’t have, dudes.
I still crave penis.
Ewwww…a penis reference…
I wonder if JJ Reddick found out what the jail version of a “shocker” felt like.
I want to join too so I don’t have to play for this crappy team again this year!!! My steriod use has already left me with no nuts, I might as well ride a bike with no helmet on too
Hey look, Albert is posting as Derrek.
Albie is still wondering how not being the best offensive or defensive first baseman earned him an MVP. Me too, Albie, me too.
(1) Isn’t Jacque Jones the Cubs’ best hitter right now? What the hell are you all still bashing him for?
(2) #4: The Cubs have the worst offense in major league history? Sounds like they need a little dose of DR. GRIMSLEY’S MAGIC ELIXIR, then! Oh wait, on second thought, it didn’t work too well for him either…
(3) J. J. Redick arrested for DUI? I thought Dick Vitale would have been his designated driver! Or is their relationship purely sexual? Anyway, I bet J.J. liked jail just fine, if you know what I mean…
(4) I personally recommend that Mark Grace join the Ron Gant/Ben Roethlisberger Motorcycle Racing team NOW. Although, in fairness, if he didn’t wear a helmet and landed on his head, there would be absolutely no damage. Actually, judging from the way he acts up in the booth night after night after excruciating night, ol’ Gracie must be the world’s greatest motorcyclist now (in between alleged 20-mile runs in Milwaukee and swimming laps of the Ohio River in Cincinnati, of course).
hey remember when i blew it for the giants in 02? and then the cubs in 03? good times, dude. neifi go play second.
Is this thing on?
…I miss BC…and I’m still an assclown…
would someone please try to find another scapegoat?
I’m hitting .291. The hot streak is over. Commence booing!
Where’s Jake Potter in the midst of all this? Where’s Jim Hendry? Shouldn’t he be offering me a contract to play short?
My only complaint is that he didn’t have both collars popped.
A kid that stole university laptops (see: Williams, Marcus) is still likely to get drafted ahead of him, so any NBA executives talking character from the high-road can save it. He goes no later than Houston at #8 unless he needs back surgery or something (yikes!).
AZ, I know what you mean – consider yourself on my list.
I forgot, this is the Cubs. I can hit a HR in one at bat, but if I strike out the next time up I’ll be booed out of town.
Hey Juan, do you know how Corey’s doing?
Stop makin’ fun of my baby!!
I’m not leading in batting average anymore, but I am still leading the team in strikeouts!!!
I also have more strikeouts then Corey Patterson. That’s not easy to do
My real name is Donald, Corey is actually my middle name….Seriously, check it out….
http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=279913
If I went by this name, I would never get booed. Because I would have been in porn. No one boos a porn star.
You can’t spell Dukie without me.
in a nut suck, YOUUUUUU SUUUUUUCK!
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That is really dumb of you guys to be making fun of the Cubs player. Jacque is a great player, and yes he does have the highest batting average on the team besides Cedeno is a little ahead of him. Really you guys should think of all the things you are posting. Its terrible, I don’t see any of you guys out there playing ball. I’m not saying all of the Cubs are terrific. But Walker, Barrett, Murton, Jones, Nevin, Cedeno, Ramirez, Maddux, Marshall, and Zambrano I think are great.
Oh yeah, Corey Patterson is also a great player. He may not be a Cub but I sure wish he still would be.
I’m a rug-munching flap-chewing lesbo.
Andy, WTF? Why do we have auto insurance douchebags posting on your blog? That’s so neifi!
What, no “Cubs Useless Exercise?”
FU Chicago fans, you and your team suck. So Boooooooo to you idiots. I can only hope little bro gets out of your system ASAP.
Ben should have said he was washing his truck.
…or walking his dog…
does anyone read me?