Pitching matchups:
Cubs: Marquis de Suc, 0-0, 0.00 ERA
Reds: Kyle Lohse(r), 0-0, 0.00 ERA
Lineups
Cubs (1-1)
Alfonse, cf
Big Red, lf
MVLee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Jock, rf
Almost Batting Champ, c
Mark Of The Rose, 2b
Little Cesar, ss
Marquis de Suc, p
Reds (1-1)
Old Lady Face Kicker, cf
NSBB Splooge, lf
Brandon Phillips, 2b
Griffey the Younger, rf
Billy Beane’s ex-boyfriend, 1b
Seabass Gonzalez, ss
Javier (I own Greg Maddux) Valentin, c
Kyle Lohse(r), p
Do we think that the guy behind the dog dressed like a boy is just a confused pederast? He’s got his fly down and everything.
By the way, Lou’s ninth inning mound “fly-by” of Dempster when he didn’t even slow down to yell, “We have a three run lead, throw fucking strikes” was just the coolest thing ever.
Officer, I don’t even own a dog.
Ron: I’m here today with the fine manager of the Chicago Cubs, Lou Piniella. Lou, big win last night. What did you say to Dempster there in the last inning.
Lou: I just gave him a little encouragement. You know, a little positive reinforcement.
Ron: What’s positive reinforcement?
Lou: It’s when you motivate a person by telling them how well they can do. It’s when you motivate out of potential accomplishment, not out of fear.
Ron: That’s neat. So what exactly did you say.
Lou: I told him that he was doing an excellent job of fucking up a great pitching job by Ted Lilly and Bob Howry, and that I would positively kick his ass to Kentucky if he walked another motherfucking hitter.
Ron: I like it. Any lineup changes today?
Lou: Yeah, I’m going to play the albino kid in left and hope he doesn’t strike out everytime we have a runner in scoring position and I’m going to move Jock down in the order so he can make one less out than he did yesterday.
Ron: Go get ’em. That’s the fine manager of the Chicago Cubs, Lou Manfredini.
Lou’s mound visit was awesome. Know what would be MORE awesome? If em effin’ WGN would show that daggum game so me and St. Patrick coulda seen it happen.
And that picture is disturbing.
Officer, I guarantee he’s got peanut butter in his pants. And it’s not in a jar.
My nickname fucking sucks.
How about Overrated Jerkoff Who Lost His Shortstop Job In Cleveland to Fat Jhonny Peralta?
How is the visibility in Cincinnati?
Clear, but cold, Steve-o. Cold enough that I’m wearing jeans. Wait, I wear jeans every day.
I’m batting 5th, Andy.
Oops. Skipped you there, Ed.
Lee has the 18th Cubs hit of the season, and 17th single. We’ve got Judy, we just need Punch.
Remember when I got traded for Rick Aguilera and it was a steal…for the Cubs? Those were the days.
Did you see how Dunn gracefully fielded that single by Aramis? He’s a gazelle!
Another single!
Don’t worry. I can kill this rally dead.
Men in scoring position… Jock comes through for us again.
What up with that, Jacque!?
I negative Jock.
You guys suck!
Cardinals runs scored 2
Cardinals runs allowed 20
Another AC? Welcome!
Marquis already has more strikes than he did last year!
Hey buddy! I’m pitching today!
Oh man, I thought first AC was Slaky. This is confusing.
Watch me justify that $21 million.
Ground balls: 1.
Jason Marquis ERA as a Cub: 0.00
I’m not sayin. I’m just sayin.
Yeah, I decided to switch to using my real initials…. I got tired of hiding behind the scenes.
It’s a good thing ™
Hits: 1
My range is really unbelievable. Did you see how far out in the outfield I was when I fielded that? Pay no attention to where I started.
Three hitters. Three us. Larry Rothschild is a god.
Bitches.
Oh man, I thought first AC was Slaky. This is confusing.
I’ll be taking my Gold Glove back this year, Generalissimmo.
This won’t work. Everybody knows groundballs are harder to catch than flyballs.
Woot. a double play! the first we’ve turned since 2002!
Can we get an Official Desipio Ruling on this AC Slaky fiasco?
I think thats better than anything in 2006 already.
Jason Marquis sucks. I couldn’t get anything out of him. Of course, I spent most of last year injecting horse medications into my mongoloid son while The Genius drank Old Granddad and read Three Days In August in the nude.
Gameday shows that Marquis was mixing up pitch locations… did he actually look good?
And does the VORP monster have more extra-base hits than the Cubs combined this series?
Fine, if you don’t like AC – Give me a name.
One more biscuit for breakfast!
I suck in the outfield, but I could have gotten a hit…. oh wait….
That’s like four singles there!
Bring me your finest fat chicks!!!
AC is A-OK, I just didn’t know the whosits from the whatsits. I blame CT.
I don’t blame Mark De Rosa!
Rosey!
I’m making a comeback in the midwest bitches. For every dinger I hit, you get a free salad-bar. Two in a game is a free buffet. Three, you get ice cream.
Fuck. I’m terrible.
Hail Ceasar….
Maybe not.
Speaking of which, I think I want a salad for lunch.
Cesar is the power at Wrigley Field.
I pitch. I don’t have to hit.
Hey there, Kyle Lohse. You look exotic. Was your father a GI?
Christ, I swing at everything, don’t I?
Wow, a .200. That’s almost a cool mil per point – That is efficency.
Wait, so AC is or isn’t Slaky?
And CESAR!’s gonna be here all year long, people, and I’ll be positiving all the liveSTRONG days.
AC is NOT Slaky. It’s just AC. I didn’t realize this would be a problem…
AC, you’re fine. I’m always Slak(y) on these things. But you’ve got great initials. I positive them.
And I positive some Cub.
He’s AC DAMN IT!
Griffey scares me.
Our 2nd baseman should be batting second.
Enjoy the Marquis scoreless streak while you can people.
No, you ain’t been slakin’.
Is Slater on the messageboard, too?
No, I’m on Dancing with the Stars.
JD, you’re making a damn mess. Clean it up. You sure are a slob for a hot, skinny chick.
I’m enjoying this scoreless streak while I can.
Scoreless streak? The dude’s ERA is 0.00. That means he never gives up runs. Ever.
I think Murton needs some kind of a hug. Shirtless, even.
I apologize. I’ll try to focus.
No apologies my man, I was just pouring, spewing even, all the positive I can for Marquis. I think that Marquis positive is the most hardcore kind of positive there is.
I fuel good pitching!
I SUCK JD! ADMIT IT!
Boy, I’m awesome.
I was talking to Slaky. This is an A-C conversation, so can you leave us B? I don’t mean the new AC, either. I mean, the “Slaky” AC.
That wasn’t nice OR focused. I blame the commies. And the govnernment. I should be taking pictures right now, but I’m here. I like your positive spew and hope you keep it for the Grand Markie.
It’s COLD! Jock started slow last year, too. It’s a long season. He’s gonna get a hit sooner or later. And he’s STILL got the best zone rating of any RF in the NL. I’ll NOT stop positive.
I got a Markie lovefest going on in my windpants right now.
Leave us B? A new twist on an old classic. I hate it.
I’m drunk.
howdy gang. what did i miss? marquis only given up one hit? whuh?
That’s called the “Slater” twist and all the cool kids are doing it.
What’s the temperature at the ballpark today? Is there snow?
so am I the MVP so far or what?
Slak-Key and Mark-Key.
Two peas in a pod.
I’m liking the Jason Marquis era so far.
AFLAC!
in case you were wondering, ponderosa steakhouses do infact still exist. Apparantley they have merged with something called Bonanza steakhouses. So there.
I saw a Ponderosa in San Juan, Puerto Rico a couple years ago. I was saddened to realize that Puerto Rico wasn’t cool or exotic. It’s just Mundelein with palm trees.
slay-key, mar-key…more like to “keys” in a pod…heh heh heh…heh heh….heh…heh………er….eh….heh?
I wasn’t wondering, Dan. I’m in the land of Ponderosas and Golden Corrals and Western Sizzlin’s. It’s all fine dining down here. We all break out the stonewasheds, tuck in our tshirts, and head out for some tasty all you can eat buffet dining.
That was a home run bitches!
Slaky, the sooner you learn that just about anyplace on earth is a Mundelein + palm trees/the ocean/mountains/polar bears the better off you’ll be.
muhahahah!
Why do you white devils hate me so much?
JD, your boy, CESAR!, now that’s what I call positive.
Imagine what he’d do if we ALL would positive!
So, no homer then?
Did Len just say that Izturis just barely missed his 12TH CAREER homerun? TWELVE? Seriously?
Guh.
Markee needs to start hitting if he wants to stay on this team.
Da Wreck Lee
CESAR!
I’ve always had a handshake agreement as far as positive’ing CESAR! goes.
With who?
Marquis hates your VORP.
I’ll keep that in mind CT.
I’m worried if I start positiving Cesar he might start to suck. He’s just trying to prove me wrong.
You still suck Cesar.
Maybe it’s just me, but when I see Marquis on the mound in a cub uni, I can’t shake the feeling that he’s a mole sent here by LaRussa.
With Cesar himself, mang. We cool like that.
Don’t worry, Dan. The mole has been removed.
You’re just doing that out of superstition, Slaky, which is positive enough for me.
With me, of course, CT. Who else positives CESAR!? We did one of these— 5—and it was done.
JD – dos the fact that the Slater twist is cool explain why all the kids down here at the U of C are doing it?
Nevermind. I guess it was with CESAR! himself. I’d like to know what it was that me and SD did, then.
Et tu, Marquis!? You dare stab me in the back? You would, you fuck!
Yes. It does explain that, PA.
I’ll positive Cesar. Who am I to resist it, eh?
here it is. the video you’ve all been waiting for.
I wasn’t record setting, but did you at least enjoy me?
Dan – if you want to see an ex-Cardinal pitcher mole, look no further than Woody Williams and how bad he’s sucked in huge games against the Cards since leaving them.
Either LaRussa already has his mole, or it’s a scary precedent.
oh man. that dance is rich.
Len: “That’s Kentucky across the way”
Oh yeah, Len is down fo’sho.
yeah I enjoyed you scoreless streak, almost as much as you enjoyed me.
Best post so far. We’ll see if you’re topped.
Murton on base. YEAH!
“I’m a hustler baby”
RBI Triple? Who knew!
So this is what a triple feels like. Cool.
E on Griffey? That’s bullshit, mang. Gimme my trips.
Well done Jock.
Hey Jock grounds out. I am bringing the negative.
commercial break. you’ll excuse me while I watch the slater dance again.
Who knew I could make 4 posts simultaneously?
I opposite positive Jock.
That’s what you call a dose of Sweet Lou Piniella Hustle.
“I’m a hustler babyâ€Â
I went to high school with cory provus’s cousin.
small world eh.
Early call for Pat?
honestly compels me to say that #130 made me laugh out loud.
Man, Pat’s radio fill-in sounds a lot like tHom Brennaman.
Did you miss me bitches?
VORP that bitch
Only 67 pitches through 5 innings? That’s the best outing so far, no?
I am mightier than the Dunn!!!!
VORP on that Trebek.
The following commercial break is once again brought to you by me.
nice play VORP
Honesty compells me to say that I really cant hit shit. Better I come clean now about this. It’s going to be a long season. I just want to be up front with you all.
God, I suck.
Wha happen?
At least Pizza Pizza can field.
But you have a pretty decent eye at the plate and you go to the opposite field pretty well, too. I think you’ll be fine.
Did Ronny just admit to having a hollow leg in more ways then 2???
I’ll show up from time to time, but I might be a little bit flaky, so don’t count on me too much.
If baseball was played in the winter, then I’d be awesome.
Dice-K about to take the hill for the Red Sox in KC!
Is ESPN there, SD?
Jesus Christ.
Soriano got a hit?
Sorian=Good Investment
They’re not.
And nice job, Alfonso.
I’m a $136 million version of Jacque Jones, bitches! Get ready for eight long years of this.
It’s still early cabrones! You’ll be jocking Sori’s crotch in June.
as one of the 18 million hank white fan club members, espn.com puts it best in one of their recent articles on page 2. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=caple/070405&sportCat=mlb
“the team consists of 24 major league players, plus Henry Blanco”
The Cubs have been at me all week.
F the Red Sox
Nice going Al. Could have been 1st & 2nd with no outs.
Fuck it! I’m paid!
I’ll positive Alf until the cows come home. I don’t own any cows? Shit.
Stolen base for MurTon!
That’s how its done bitch!
I mean for Terry-O.
And Terry-O made a really snazzy baserunning move. It was nice knowing ya, Terry-O.
I wasn’t sure if ESPN was at the Royals game. I ended up getting the Royals feed, and Dice-K gave up a hard line drive up the middle to David DeJesus for a single.
Did Red just run to 3rd on a ball hit to the left side of the infield? Tell me he didn’t pull a Jock.
156. Caple’s right. 24 Major Leaguers and the superior to even that, Hank White.
You have to love when your pinch runner gets lost on the basepaths. Some things never change.
I don’t wanna go back to the dugout.
One run leads are fung. Never add on!
I’m back.
Take me out to the crick… er. ball game.
take me out to the crowd.
Buy me some cous-…. er… peanuts and cracked jacks
I don’t care if I ever get lai… er…. back.
For it’s root, route, root for the Cuuuuuuuuuuubbbbiiieeees….
If they don’t win I’ll kill mysel…. er…. it’s a shame…
For it one… two…. three strikes you’re out….
At the ollllllllllld baaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
I suck America!
Oh it was The Riot. Jeez.
Who watched Idol?
Shit, I gotta go two today?
The Reds must not have scouts. They refuse to run on the mighty arm of Jock.
Did we ever figure out if we can post pictures?
Big Spot Bob just shat.
Well, I guess I won’t have to go two now.
I’m outta here!
That’s why I wanted to save that title for Bob Novoa but #173 had to jump the gun.
That’s Cubs’ Lead…… Dumbass
Maybe you should hold off on the splooge threads. I just took out Marquis after 82 pitches and 6 innings. He was rolling, and the bottom of the Reds order was up. Still, I switch to a new pitcher (you never know if a reliever will be on or not, so it’s a gamble) and he immediately surrenders the lead.
Howry walks another! Great pitching change by ME! I’m a genius!
No pictures. You’ll have to describe the colon blow image to us.
Lou Is Pissed.
Also, I like to go with my gut a lot. That was a real gut move, there. I’m a genius!
Ohman?
It’s too late, Lou. I already splooged. You might think it’s premature, but let me assure you that I always splooge at the perfect time.
Lou has only himself to be mad at. He’s the fuck-up that took out his starter after only 82 pitches.
My turn!
I love to splooge.
I’ve come to realize that my gut has shit for brains!
I love Will Ohman. He’s always there when the other team needs him.
Quick, what’s Ohman’s VORP?
There’s always room for….nevermind.
FUCK!
No pics? If I type (img) I get a “dead pic” logo. See?
Gotta be a way to show Phil Hatmann.
wow………
Oh wow. Wow.
This inning.
Face it, Lou. You’re a moron. I hope you hold yourself accountable post-game, the way you’ve held everyone else accountable.
Don’t just say “wow” tell me what the hell happened!
Hi.
Wowee zowee!
Ohman threw 2 wild pitches in the sequence to Dunn, the 2nd one being ball 4 and scoring a run from 3rd.
Whoa. I got the dead image in the preview box, but not on the scroll. Weird.
Dammit, SD, why must you mock me?
Nice outing for Ohman.
Ball one
Ball two (wild pitch – runners advance)
Ball three
Ball four (wild pitch – runner scores)
What’s a seven letter word for asshole, Captain Scrabble?
I can’t see the game! Don’t just stand there. Do something.
You leave my handle alone, y’hear???
Why is he still on the roster, again?
That sucks. Your “wow” now seems appropriate when put into that context.
Call it a passed ball.
I’m such a great defensive catcher, aren’t I?
Oh, wait this is better for Will. It’s ball one, ball two-wild pitch, ball three, ball four-passed ball. There. Vindicated.
I hope he enjoys fucking himself this afternoon.
CT I’m gettin’ imposter’d so chalk up the mockery to not me. I would support chalking up mockery on Will Ohman mocking a major league pitcher.
How about “Wow. I can’t believe Will Ohman made the team as the third lefty in the pen.”
or
“Wow. They must be saving Scott Eyre for July.”
or
“Wow. Good thing we traded Aardsma for Cots, seeing as how we’re apparently not going to use Cotts.”
I almost won a gold glove last year.
Will Ohman is on the roster because he can, I don’t know, do crosswords? Really, I don’t know.
All after 2 outs. Brilliant.
A shit outing by Ohman, for sure. You know what might be nice, though? Some fucking hits. For extra bases even. Mark DeRosa does not an offense make.
Thank God, we called in an angel.
GUZMAN!
Time to put out the fuego, putos!
No hard feelings, SD. Just hard cocks.
Hey assholes,
I’ll be in Iowa, if anyone needs me.
I was 14.2 in 2006
Hey Jock! VORP that!
Still only down one. Let’s get it back. Bitches.
Dick.
Nope, that was a mirage- I’m still entirely useless. Prepare your taunts, Wrigley faithful! Opening day’s coming up.
Hey Jock! VORP that!!!
Man, now I’m being impersonated.
Aardsma would’ve Aardsma’d the whole Reds lineup. He’d have Aardsma’d them.
He can do it all. Not that defense matters, but you all just shut up now.
Honesty compels me to point out that if the Cubs make the playoffs, you’ll get to listen to me again!
Come on Barrett! Your AVG is .000, there is no where to go but up!
Would someone pay attention to me, please? I’ve already been told 4 times that images can’t be posted, but I’m a hog and can’t help myself. Now start paying attention or I’m calling Spike O’Dell.
You should consider it an honor, CT.
Lou, if pitchers are being pulled after 82 pitches, will I ever get past the 4th inning?
I’m terrible.
Now I’m being impersonated. This is lame.
Hey Mike- Thanks for making me look good.
Need a baserunner to get to DLee in the 9th…
I suck.
Barrett, you dumbass.
To borrow from Ronnie……
WOOO! Barrett WOOOO you WOOOOO suck WOOOO!
Now I’M being impersonated.
Okay then, I consider it an honor.
Only took 24 innings to get the Colonel Blimp reference back. Nice!
And it would be Spike Owen, I’d call.
VORP that, Donkey boy. First and third, two out. Who pinch hits, The Barber?
Don’t worry Cub fans, I’m still playing LF.
Impersonate’d
hey, you would stumble too if your VORP was as long as mine.
Now WOOO I’m WOOO being WOOO impersonated WOOOO.
Somebody WOOOO shoot WOOOO me WOOO now WOOOO!
I positive Little Cesar. Pizza Pizza!
0-11 for Barret. 1-12 for Jaqueshit.
Let me peench heet, doges!
Now I am being impersonated.
Mine was still better. WOO!
Anyone recall? Didn’t Dunn give the Cubs a game last year with his matador fielding?
“It’s the Braves and the Fighting Phils from Frigid Philadelphia on TBS”*
*Actual quote from Chippy’s tease.
Oh, come on. You burn Cliff Floyd because you don’t want him to face “I can’t get anybody (but Ronny Cedeno) out” and you end up using Ronny Cedeno?
This is like a Scooby Do episode and at the end, Lou will pull of his mask and prove he’s Dusty.
I’ve got the money in the washer..I’m ready to heet. What do you mean that’s not how you launder money? I wash it for you!
Chuck why don’t you save your bitter hate for me instead of bottom barrel fishing for lambs to harpoon? I mean, come on!
FYC 4 Life!
Baker Basher
FDF = Fuck Dusty Forever
Cliff Floyd was announced, but we’re getting Ron Cedeno? What?
Did Lou just pinch-hit Ron Ce for the Barber?
you gotta be kidding me. the most important at bat of the game and you go with Ron Ce?
Pinch-hitting Ronny Cedeno in a clutch spot. Ugh.
Take a fucking strike Cedeno, you fuck
Ok, on a 2-0 account, I need to take the the next 2 pitches.
Oh, crap.
This is why Ronny Cedeno is not a major league player. First pitch. Ball misses badly. Second pitch. Ball misses badly. Third pitch. Ball in on his hands that he swings at and pops up. God forbid you take a fucking strike ahead 2-0.
And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for these. Damn. Morans.
I’m a genius! I replace Cliff Floyd with Ronnie Cedeno in the biggest spot in the game! I’m brilliant! My gut is brilliant!
A pop up!
Oh, fuck.
Son of A bitch.
Am I a fucking outfielder now? This is the second damn game I’m getting put into left field in a row! What the fuck?
I’ve got my Bad Idea Jeans on today.
Floyd was injured walking out of the dugout.
No, that was Alou in 2003. Whatever.
I’m sure Cliff could have hit a fly out to the outfield rather than a po out to 3rd.
Dusty is back, y’all.
I hear Johnny’s Hall of Fame is a good place to drink after I-Cubs games. I’ll have to check it out when I get to Des Moines tomorrow.
You don’t think taking Marquis out with 82 pitches, with the bottom of the Reds lineup due up, when Marquis had been dealing, was a dumb move?
yes chuck, I think it was opening day last year that Dunn was a human blooper reel. He later got a standing ovation from the crowd after catching a routine fly ball and had enough of a sense of humor to take a bow.
I will save the day next inning.
Fixed.
So what was the right move there?
leaving Floyd in, since he’s far and away your best bench hitter
The one that would have worked, duh.
Actually I was the game where Adam Dunn dropped two fly balls leading to runs scored and a Cubs win behind Kerry Wood (remember him?) OD ’06 had a Dunn error too but he had a few during me.
Not wasting Theriot pinch running for Murton would be nice, too. ‘Specially with 12 pitchers.
Sit down mothertrucker!
Has Lou made a good decision today? And why burn Floyd there and not Ward?
Floyd can’t hit lefties anymore. Cedeno looked good in Spring Training. It’s early, so why not give him a chance?
Leaving Marquis de suc in for the 7th inning so we’d still be up 2-1.
“Floyd can’t hit lefties anymore. Cedeno looked good in Spring Training. It’s early, so why not give him a chance?”
Because I fucking suck
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=270405104
I am showing some bizarre stats.
AB R H RBI BB K LOB Season Avg
G. Sizemore cf 7 3 4 3 0 0 0 .471
J. Michaels lf 6 3 6 3 0 0 0 .857
And it’s only inning #4
Maybe we should start staying at a Holiday Inn Express?
Ward’s a better PH. Lou manages by using a lot of statistics. Cedeno has better numbers against lefties than Floyd and Ward has better numbers as a PH than Floyd.
That’s me.
I suck too
Well, that was fun while it lasted.
There you go, Mike D. There’s the Eyre you wanted.
Hey Lou, maybe next time, when we’re up 2-1, and I’ve thrown 6 really, really good innings, and have thrown only 82 pitches – you should leave me in the fucking game.
Moran.
Ron’s not happy.
And I’m not jumping up and down, either.
Our bullpen is our strength.
Do we know for a fact that Marquis didn’t ask to be taken out or wasn’t experiencing tightness in his arm or something like that?
I just keep on coming. Splooge!
I’m a moron and I like to suck cock.
Do I look like Mark Prior to you 302?
JD, I’m neither Maddux nor am I Zambrano. I don’t get to decide when to come out of a damn ball game.
Stanton’s splits suggest he isn’t much tougher on lefties than righties. Cedeno blows, we’d have been better off with Cliff staying in to hit there.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/splits?statsId=4391&type=pitching3&three=1
#304, you best watch the negative.
You guys are saying Boo-urns, right?
How’s the Weathers out there?
So, we need a 7 run homer from DLee so Dempster can come in for the 1 IP, 2 ER save, right?
Check swing strike out and a foul out. Guh to the max.
If your arm was hurting, then you would, Jason.
And there’s also a new JD, apparently. He’s gay and can’t spell “moran.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
“Tough day for the bullpen today, Bob”
For real this time.
That sums up the start to the season.
And I’m just saying that I’d rather wait for all the facts before getting all dramatic about Lou taking out Marquis. If nothing was wrong with him, then I’m against it, too.
And I woulda left Floyd in also.
Some of it all just seemed a little dramatic to me.
Dustyball! You know you want it, bitches
I’m a girl.
I am not!
On second thought, I am a girl.
No, I’m the gayest of them all!
wow the funtionally illiterate THom (the h is silent like his brain activity) brenamen was brutal today calling the game on the xm. i knew i never liked him when he called cubs games but he is even more of shitbird for the opposing team.
What a shitty game. I froze my ass off twice. I actually went to the bathroom and let my ass thaw and re-attached it, only to have it freeze off.
I didn’t care much that Marquis came out after the sixth. He would’ve eventually coughed it up anyway. I didn’t like the Cedeno sustitution or at bat. That was when my ass froze off the second time.
Getting beat by Jeff Conine and Scott Hatteberg is bullshit. It makes me want to die. So does Will Ohman. How I hate him, and I think, maybe, Murton too.
Why do you hate Murton? He was 1-for-3 with a walk, and he scored one of our two runs.
I said maybe.
Is it time to change it to Cubs Dead yet?
Apex maybe hates Matt Murton because he hates me.
If it wreaks of nerd-ball, he wants nothing to do with it, even though Murton’s the least of the Cubs’ problems.
well, at least we didn’t have to look at Baker for nine innings and a press conference.
Lou doesn’t know the team yet nor do I think he will bother to figure it out…Lame duck manager with lame duck ownership….ahhhh Cubs baseball fever…..catch it, then die.