Pitching matchup:
Reds: Lemon Harang, 2-0, 3.55 ERA
Cubs: The Lawnmower, 1-1, 6.00 ERA
Injury report: E-ramis out (wrist), DeRosa out (back).
Cubs trainers would not confirm or deny that either injury occurred during masturbation.
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Captain Hook started out as a Cubs’ pitching prospect
Crikey!
I think I hate the Reds more than the Cardinals. It’s not even Tax Day and I’m sick of seeing them already.
Oh no, I think I must have misunderstood Mark when he said he wanted me to help him bust his slump.
Yet another time where a visit to Desipio during lunch is not the smartest thing I’ve done. When am I doing to learn?!?!
DPappy,
What are you having for lunch? Are you going to finish all of it?
Fonzie, CF
The Riot, 3B
JJP, RF
MVLee, 1B
Berut, C
Cornelius, LF
Ron Ce, 2B
Cesar Cesar, SS
The Lawnmower, P
What a piece of crap I am. If it weren’t for Big Z I’d say we lose 7-0. Given Carlos is on the hill, we lose 2-1. Carlos exits in the 8th after hitting an RBI double and Dempster gives up a 2-run bomb to lose it. Damn, I’m already depressed.
Boy that is some bitch-ass, slap-hitting lineup we got. 7-8-9’s gotta be the worst 7-8-9 in the majors today.
Today’s lineup should have been:
Soriano
Theriot
Lee
Cliff
Barrett
Carlos
Jock
Cesar
Ronny
I’m not even kidding.
Dude, Jock is hitting 3rd? I do not positive that.
The only downside to that lineup is that when Carlos get on base and JJ hits his routine grounder to the 2B, Carlos might try the most vicious slide in to second known to mankind.
Nevermind. I’m cool with that.
What’s my over/under for errors today, 3, 4, 5?
I’m a second baseman and Ronny’s a shortstop. So Lou plays both of us out of position instead of just one of us.
BRAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!
Uh, Dance Fever, if you play at 2B, who’s going to be playing 3rd?
Ronny, I’ve seen you throw, and I positive Lou’s decision.
Now get me the fuck outta here. This place is depressing.
I have seen Ronny throw, and I positive Lou’s decision to put him as close to first base as possible.
How the hell did that happen? I’m a dumbass.
Just be careful when you’re going to your car, Wayne. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We’re not kind to the Cubs, are we?
Play me at third.
By the way, I got my agent’s laundry again, and I’m missing a stack of $50s.
We’re not losing and we’re coming to bat! Wow! It’s only been a week!
Does anyone around here have any coke?
I had a dream last night that I played LF for the Cubs. I batted second. In the first inning I was on deck and saw Soriano pull a Nomar at the Urinal Cake. I woke up immediately. It sucked.
Don’t worry Apex. I have no reason to leave the batters box that fast. What? He dropped the ball? So waht?
I’m batting turd.
Aaron Harang is the new King Felix.
Allow me to take over this game.
Single, swipe, score.
Suck it.
YAY! A LEAD!
I told you we’d hit when it warmed up. What is it today, 40? My balls are sweating, I know that.
We’ll get you into heaven.
Two-out rally.
About fucking time.
No, seriously. Does anyone around have some fucking coke?
Is this going to be like the games where Dusty trotted out shit lineups and they would somehow score nine runs?
GOD DAMMIT!!! THIS TOWN IS A FUCKING DESERT!!!!
Probably not.
I’m a gonna make this baseball BLEED.
The Cubs have an offense? Who knew?
Watch me flail.
EG, you say that like it’s a bad thing.
Yeah, it’s a reflex. It WAS a bad thing when Dusty did it — because then he was encouraged to play more outfields of Goodwin/Macias/Hollandsworth.
I still positive Lou.
Three more hits and 2 more runs given up, but Harang still only throws 6 more pitches than Zambrano.
Must….think….positive….we’re winning….
Sorry Cub fans,
I only hit when it’s Spring Training, or when the outcome of the game has been decided. The next clutch hit I get will be my first.
Ever.
I’m good for at least 200 pitches today, female doges. No woories.
“Theirot got his pants dirty! What a suprise! I can’t believe it took this long.”
If there were ivy on the walls, I’d be making it wilt all the way from home plate with my massive halitosis.
Matt Morris has got nothing on me.
What? A lead? It’s too bad that Z is throwing 20 pitches an inning.
MVLee will carry us this weekend.
You’re with me, Aaron!
Come on now….he only threw 18 that inning. And only 7 of them were to the pitcher!
#49,
That’s ivory on the walls
I should be batting in the top third of the lineup, bitches
How many players will be hitting worse than me by the end of today? 3, 5?
Should have Z batting 7th and 8th and 9th
I am a tremendous badass.
I should bat 2nd.
They’re still shitty
I’m worth every penny of my contract
Theriot will not go 0-2007. 1-2007 still possible.
Sorry, Ryan. Teh Irot, indeed.
By my calculations, I’ve earned $11.37 of my contract. So far, at least.
That’s how you hit in the clutch Ronny Doge.
Bloop RBI, dudes.
Kind of a sad thing when Brenly makes a big deal out of a pitcher running hard with two outs. The sad thing isn’t that he makes a big deal out of it, the sad thing that enough of them don’t do that so it becomes a big deal.
Stolen base, dudes.
You can score runs with two outs? Is this a new rule or something?
Boy, I was sure used in the wrong spot.
Jock seems to be forgetting the things I taught him last year. He keeps clogging the bases. He knows better than that.
Hot damn I am feisty!
I guess there’s no need to keep this bus running for Mr. Theriot. One more useless at-bat by him and he’d be paying the tolls on I-88.
No it’s just Soriano that’s shitty. And Ceasar too but we already knew that going in.
See if Jock doesn’t walk there, that tapper DLee hit would be a single because there’d be no force at second. And Theriot would have scored. Except that Lee would have been leading off the next inning. And only Al Soriano scores on infield hits from second.
There’s only a single-A in Cesar. You know, kind of like his hitting ability peaked at single-A.
I sure could use some crack.
I was off at the crack of the bat.
My wife’s a real heroin for putting up with all my past troubles.
I’ve got a million of them. Biker tatoos that is.
And veneral diseases.
Wheaties? Breakfast of champions? Please. Real champions cook their breakfast in a spoon.
I see we have Joe Morgan with us for the Gamecast today.
Vorp this mamaverga! (Cocksucker for the spanish impaired yo)
There you go again with your ghetto mouth, Zambrano.
Please, someone else get on base so I can come up clutch with 2 outs.
I don’t even wear a condom when I’m doing my business with the baseball.
God forbid we actually ADVANCE a runner….
geesh
Looks like I’m the flavor of the day.
I’m tired of being stolen.
We cannot be stopped.
Am I out for the year yet? Come on, announce it. You fuckers know I’m done.
Jack Brickhouse never mentioned us. Back when we mattered.
Anyone else think there’s a correlation between Aramis’ wrist injury and his constant groin problems?
Flogging the bishop a bit too much perhaps? I figured when you’re making a few million dollars you have people to do that for you…
I get 3 balls to work with every batter. Might as well use them.
Ju gyse no my reel name es Jose? Jess like me hermano. Thas ryte, Cub fang. Dee Valentin Bro thars will all wayse hurch you, mang!
I’m going to become the first pitcher to ever have an ERA under 3.00 and walk 200 batters.
I can’t believe I missed Jock’s good work. I’m not gonna sweat it, though. There’s plenty more to come.
What?!? What?!? Female Doges!!!
I told you Carlos should be hitting sixth. (Or fourth.)
I love Zambrano.
I love me some POSITIVE Zambrano.
Andy fue cierto, putos.
Or second.
Andy tiene razon
I’m a crack defender, too.
A hit from Soriano!
Is this the 1:00 free crack giveaway? It’s not?
94%
I’d like to thank Aaron Harang for personally pulling me out of my slump. 2-3, 2 RBI. Shit, that’s a month for me.
We DO exist!
#105, how far does that drop when Zambrano leaves the game?
We’ll see about that 105.
Time to steal 2nd again.
Somewhere, Frank Robinson is crying for Javy Valentin.
Another stolen base, dudes.
Wow, this Valentin guy sucks!
http://www.goatriders.org/archives/2006/05/frank_robinson.html
So does Carlos get credit for hitting the first home run of the season at Wrigley then? I don’t think these slapdicks hit one out against Houston, did they?
Remember how none of the Cubs ran on me?
Uh. Um. (Points at self.)
Hooray. Another plug.
CUB home run, Dumbo.
Looks like Michael Barrett’s making another run at another “almost” batting title.
I resemble that remark, Mike.
What am I missing between the LeCroy/Javy Valentin thing? Keep in mind that I have no radio and TV. Did Jose’s fat little brother get pulled from the game?
Last year I had 7 guys steal on me and I couldn’t come close to throwing them out. This made my manager cry.
Javy Valentin is making me feel better about it today, though.
It wasn’t a real hit. the crackhead lost it in the sun. i’m on time lapse delay btw
I’ll take it.
Did Ronny try to kill Alfonse or just blow out both of his knees?
I think that homerun tired me out.
Got it. Serves that pudgy lil’ bastard right for murdering the Cubs for 3 years with his otherwise useless bat.
I’m lost.
Wow, I’m disappearing quickly.
70%
I can stop the bleeding! It won’t be 5-3 when I’m done with it. More like 11-5.
Wait, what does STOP the bleeding mean, exactly?
Len just said, “It’s now 5-4 and this thing is really getting away from Carlos.”
Ya think?
Wuertz and Ohman up in the bullpen according to Santo.
Did it just get cold?
Can you give me my $80 million last inning?
44%
Boom bitch!
What are those wheels laying on the field. Oh, they’re mine. They’ve fallen off.
Hey, one good start out three ain’t bad. Remember, I said Cincinnati had a much better offense than Milwaukee.
Ron’s not happy.
This might be the biggest meltdown I’ve ever seen.
Why can’t I ever beat these guys?
This is my ACE?
Mr. Zambrano… It’s Iowa and they’re asking for you.
Oh boy, it’s Will Ohman time. I’m very excited.
Will Ohman
Bases loaded
Nobody out
Look this up in your recipe book under “Disasters.”
Don’t worry I brought the gasoline.
Not even close, 140.
Great job Oh!man. Walk in the tying run.
Today’s word of the day is “demotion”.
Not to make an excuse but Will Ohman had to get ready in a hurry.
Yeah, that’s kind of a big excuse isn’t it? I’ll tell my boyfriend I covered for him the next time we play naked Scrabble.
You know. Tonight.
I think I’m going to be sick.
*Ahem*
Hello! Don’t worry, I won’t be here long, still no outs and bases loaded.
For those able to watch, how insane did Z go while all of this was happening? Stomping? Yelling? Eating babies?
Has Ohman thrown a strike yet?
We’re the people calling this the biggest meltdown ever (an April game against the Reds, in the 5th inning? game six, anybody?), and saying Zambrano is going to get demoted to Iowa.
Feel free to ignore us.
I would have struck out the side.
What is this “Game 6” that you speak of?
Will Ohman might be gone. I mean this is really, really bad. I could see him being sent someplace.
Man, I’m sure getting a lot of balls today.
Wow…just….wow…
Fuck this. I’m quitting.
Look at those loser Reds just clogging the bases.
Will Ohman’s now faced three batters at Wrigley Field this year. He’s walked all three of them, and of those 12 balls, SIX of them bounced before they got to Michael Barrett.
Now that’s a terrific major league pitcher, there. Kudos. You asswipe.
He walked in two runs? Is Piniella going to get him, or just shoot him from the dugout?
Will Ohman, your coach ticket is ready.
God, I suck.
So, is this Friday a pay day? I can’t remember.
September 9th can’t come soon enough.
and still no outs
Looks liek I turned off the engine too soon.
Welcome aboard, Mr. Ohman!
Wait. I was wrong. Of the 12 balls Will’s thrown to three Wrigley batters, EIGHT bounced before they got to the catcher.
Eight.
Holy shit.
Hey, only 2 runs scored… It’s not like I gave up a bases-clearing double or a grand slam…
I’m going back out for more lunch.
Suddenly there aren’t any pussies saying we’re getting squeezed. Help me out here, boys.
We don’t want him – they might in Tennessee, though.
sure it’s a bit of an exaggeration, but when a team gives up 6 runs to blow a five run lead…..before recording an out….that’s a pretty huge meltdown. it doesn’t matter if it’s april or not.
STRIKE!
I positive Weurtz.
Wow. 10 batters. 1 out.
Ohman can’t throw strikes, Wuertz can’t miss – so you go to Ohman in a tight spot? Way to know your personnel, Lou.
Hey Ohman. This is how it’s done. Say hi to Des Moines for me.
I think Lou forgot I’m here.
Mike D, can I call 911 yet or are you going to send me a death threat for saying that?
Fuck you, John McDonough, I’m not going anywhere.
Hey Chuck, bring me back something, would you?
Tell me again–why did Rocky Cherry not make the team?
I would think that normally when you keep 3 lefties in the pen that they’re all REALLY GOOD. Will Ohman has sucked his since he got here. I don’t get it.
And have I mentioned how much I hate the fucking Reds?
Oh and you ledge-jumpers saying this is the worst inning ever? Not only is there Game 6 from ’03, but what about giving up 2 grannies to the Metsies in that Sunday twinight game last year? This is way down the list, in fact.
No one said it was a big meltdown. Someone said it was the biggest meltdown ever. For a team that four years ago had THE meltdown, that’s hyperbole, and stupid.
As awful as Carlos and Will were in that half-inning, Mike Wuertz was the balls.
Impressive.
Positive me.
Fuck you fuckers. That’s how you do it.
Who’s the man?
Will Ohman is a pile of shit. He’d better be on the next bus to Des Moines today.
Now pitching John Coutlangus?
What Irwin M. Fletcher is making up the names of the Reds.
John Cunnilingus – someone at Ellis Island had himself a joke.
I”m pitching????
YOU the man, #191!
Coutlangus is why we added the profanity delay. Careful, Ronnie.
I’m a little creeped out that the troll in #183 can remember my anger at Paul White’s stupid preseason article from…wait for it…two thousand and FIVE.
The game is at 7:05 today, if you hop on a plan, Willie, you could probably still pitch – you shouldn’t be that tired.
What kind of name is Poon?
cunnilingus is tough
Mike Harkey could have done that shit.
Who can forget your anger at Paul White?
Skip Caray has been on his own 6.5 second delay for 20 years.
No glove, no love.
I’m a gonna hafta look that one up. I do remember he ranked Pittsburgh’s staff ahead of the Cubs because, in part, of the great Dave Williams.
And for those of you with TV–was Lou demonstrably pissed off when he went to get Ohman?
Whoever that is making those cunnilingus jokes better be ready to apologize to the LSU women’s basketball team.
When I wake up tomorrow morning I better read in the trib that Ohman was sent to Iowa…not on a bus mind you, but hitchhiking his way there.
*Nodding his head in agreement at Ron Ce’s comments about cunnilingus*
I can’t get out of the 5th inning but fuck if I can’t rock a tickle feather.
Did anybody else just see a the Chris Sabo lookalike posing for a picture with a Ron Coomer lookalike? Which is sadder?
What the bullpen has done so far today.
Why am I in the game??????
I remember it because you couldn’t understand what I’d written, but it didn’t stop you from sending me hate mail defending the Cubs’ terrific bullpen.
The photographer who thinks that it’s a photoworthy event?
The Cubs need me vs. Colonel Angus.
#211…. throw a few U’s and E’s in there and you got yourself the real reason that asswipe AJ Pierzynski wakes up with a white face.
Dear Mr. Ohman,
1.
Head west on W Waveland Ave toward N Seminary Ave 0.2 mi
1 min
2.
Turn left at N Racine Ave 1.1 mi
4 mins
3.
Turn right at W Diversey Pkwy 1.0 mi
3 mins
4.
Turn left at N Damen Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins
5.
Turn left at W Webster Ave 128 ft
6.
Slight right to merge onto I-90 E/I-94 E/Kennedy Expy E 3.5 mi
5 mins
7.
Take exit 51H-I for Eisenhower Expy/I-290 W toward W Suburbs 0.3 mi
8.
Merge onto Eisenhower Expy W/I-290 W 13.3 mi
15 mins
…
9.
Continue straight onto I-88 W (signs for I-294 S/I-88 W/Indiana/Aurora)
Partial toll road
140 mi
2 hours 15 mins
…
10.
Take exit 1B to merge onto I-80 W toward Des Moines
Entering Iowa
172 mi
2 hours 34 mins
…
11.
Take exit 137A on the left to merge onto I-235 W toward Des Moines 5.0 mi
5 mins
12.
Take the Penn Ave exit 0.2 mi
13.
Turn right at Pennsylvania Ave 0.3 mi
Finally.
Stop sending hate mail to Paul White.
We need a rug doctor.
Must be an emergency cause I’m at 2B now.
Hey douchepick,
I found the thread. My main contribution seems to be that I was the one who started the thread. I don’t believe I sent him any letters, but others claimed to have sent missives. Anyway, I’ll gladly take credit for beating the drum, but it looks like everyone had fun with that one.
What gives anyway? Is he your dad? You know, it was over TWO YEARS AGO, but thanks for reminding us.
I couldn’t sit and watch this crap anymore. Plus, Lou was using some really foul language in the dugout.
/falls down running off field….into the Reds dugout
/gets up stumbles to Cubs dugout and does a header into Alan Trammel’s lap
/pulls out laptop
/drops laptop
/dropped by ISP
/drops laptop again
/logs onto Desipio.com
Boy I sure hope no one remembers how that chain reaction of a shitstorm started last inning.
Put me in instead of Ohcrap and we’d still be winning.
weird, but we think #223 is spoofing us.
Not a spoof. Consider it an homage or tribute….no one spoofs your brilliance.
If you squint (not even that much) when Al is batting, it’s me, isn’t it?
Did someone say hate mail?? I’d kill for a helping of it right about now, dudes.
Time to steal 2nd. Again.
Dear Dugout,
Don’t ever do a Dugout where ANYONE lands in my lap. I will press charges…or unleash a rabid Lou Whitaker on you. Whichever one you fear more.
Cha-ching!
Oops. My bad.
How many times has this happened in our long, storied history.
1. Runner at first picked off with less than two outs.
2. Next batter gets a hit.
I’m guessing probably 1,234,321 times.
Never gets old.
Funny, you looked more like Corey Patterson sliding late back to 1B.
I’m making Jock’s baserunning look good
#233.
We stopped counting around 1975.
I’m back bitches
If I’m not pinch-hit for here, then Lou has proven to be no better than Dustbag.
Kill me.
You know…maybe us being gone is the reason Big Z hasn’t been quite right.
Hey 238, who’s left on the bench? Marquis?
How badly am I being rattled by booing?
Just wondering?
Hello!
I assume, then, Brian, that i’ve already been used?
No, I was good.
– Shawon
I’m feeling a little disrespected myself. Wake me up if you need me.
I’m not hearing a lot of booing on the radio. Santo’s talking about playing in Candlestick though.
I’m as broken as Mary Prior’s vag.
Will someone provide some details on the 7th inning? Taylor? BigDrinky? Anyone?
Shawon, I loved you as a player back in the day, but you’re probably the worst 2-time All-Star ever.
You can sleep for a while, Hank
I fucking rawk!!! Why Lou was using Ohcrap is beyond me.
#248,
I stuck with Yahoo’s MLB page. Everything else is down or way behind.
Cotts had a 1-2-3 7th if that helps.
Once I scrape together some cash for some stamps, #228. It’s on!
Meet me at Boston Market you hack!
Care to take that back, CT?
Score a lot early, take rest of day off. Never gets old.
Thanks, Lou. Oh…and I’m inadvertently getting some of PAUL White’s hate mail. Yawn. Not to be all primadonna, but can you do something about that?? In fact…just stop bringing me any mail whatsoever. Yawn. Except for any subpoenas. Make sure those get through to me. I need those. Yawn.
Joe Mantegna brought his own jersey to the game.
We were fine until it got cold in the fifth.
Joe brought a Tony Soprano accent?
So fuck the three lefty experiment, yes?? Goddamn it Ohman is worthless.
People who bring their own personalized jersey to the park can shampoo my crotch.
Hey Joe, you gonna make any more movies about chess?
Right, use the last pinch-hitter available with two outs in the sixth.
looks like the Cubs snatch me from the jaws of victory. Once again.
Lou seems like the right guy at the right place…
…for a homicide.
Bruce: Yikes.
I’m poor.
Games not over yet assholes. Remember, these are the Reds.
CAn I take off my “Cubs Believe” bracelet yet?
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! The two meeting was not good.
I shoulda shot it instead.
Sorry Brian.
My getting picked off somehow is what fucked up the MLB Gameday. It had appeared that I was on second with Theriot on first and one out for Jockstrap. If that were the case, then pulling that dope-smoking, pizza-eating no-lefty-hittign schlub would have made sense but, with two down and a runner on first, I agree with you.
Ronny just fouled a ball off his foot! My dream of playing second base is about to come true!
Why are you making posts on Desipio, Soriano? You should be in the dugout with me.
If Ronny really did have to leave. What would the Cubs do?
Theriot to second
Barrett to third
Hank to catcher?
I sent Paul White a letter. Of course, Prior and Wood’s injury troubles made me look “dumb,” but what was there not to understand in White’s article? He listed the top 9 pitching staffs in the league, and he felt such a ranking was in order with all the player movement.
Sure, I was taken aback by his omission of the Cubs, but even more puzzled by some of his picks: Pittsburgh? San Francisco? So how could he justify either? He chose to take potshots at the bullpen — maybe deservedly so, but it still doesn’t answer why he passed over the Cubs’ rotation. Other notable omissions: Mets, Indians, Angels and White Sox.
Oh, and who sent death threats to White?
Where did all this come from?
I used to play infield
This came from one person reminded Mike that he was once pissed at Paul White. Mike kind of fueled the rest because he got mad and most of thought it was kind of funny.
This came from one person reminded Mike that he was once pissed at Paul White. Mike kind of fueled the rest because he got mad and most of us thought it was kind of funny.
I love the new WGN delay. I don’t get pissed for an extra 6.4 seconds.
All this came from me, TJ.
No need to give it any attention.
You guys are all dead if a tornado hits, by the way. I’ll be protected since I never leave my basement.
Hey, I forgot Ward. And, really, how can you forget D. Ward?
Hi, I’m the last time you assholes lost your first three home games.
Decided to take a nap after the 4th inning
Andy with the post so nice, he submitted it twice.
I was just axing if I should call 911 when Ohman came out of the bullpen and walked in 2. I thought bringing up old memories and threads was fair game, but apparently not, and it broke real bad. My fault.
Three baserunners since the 4th inning, and A-Sor erased himself.
Fuck
Josh Hamilton has more muscles in his face than I do in my body.
I just felt that I needed to express a bit of discomfort at some troll calling me out for some long-forgotten thread from two years. Kinda creepy, ‘cept for the “kinda” part.
Still, I suppose I should have ignored it. But, you know, like a scab that starts to itch, I guess I couldn’t help myself.
Wasn’t that nice.
It’s days like this when I can’t believe I actually looked forward to baseball coming back.
Remember, attack the post, not the poster.
I got a welt on my ass the size of a Red Delicious Apple.
Len: “Starting with Michael Wuertz Cubs relievers have set down 14 in a row.”
Too bad it actually started with Will Ohman.
Since nobody reported that Lou had fire coming out of his nose when he came to get Ohman, can I assume, then, that nothing significant happened?
That ninth-inning strike zone was HUGE.
Much like Scott Eyre’s pants.
Prepare to be underwhelmed.
The only significant thing that happened was that Ohman had figuratively and literally crapped his pants all over the mound.
Except for me, the Cubs looked good today.
No, I didn’t punch him off the mound or anything.
What’s more shocking? That Jock went the other way or that he didn’t run into an out at second?
Well, thanks to the top of the fifth, I’m at the bottom of a fifth.
This fucking Zambrano. This fucking guy. Is he the Scottie Pippen of All-Star pitchers, or what? Are we gonna hafta find ourselves an ace or what? That dumbfuck is supposed to STOP 3 game losing streaks, not prolong them.
Michael Barrett. Come in. You’re our only hope.
OK Cornelius. Time to shine.
Remember–
I don’t just murder right-handed pitching.
I rape it.
Awww fuck. You bring me in to hold a 1-run lead with the bases loaded and no out, I do it and you jerkoffs can’t even reward my heroic effort? Fuck you guys.
Can we talk about my contract now????
What the Cubs did to the 5-run lead was legal according to Roe v. Wade. Happy now, female doges?
Sorry to burst your bubble there, Mikey, but we were already down a run when you came in to shutdown the Reds. Tough break…
How did Adam Dunn do today?
Uncle Lou: “Your ace can’t hold a 5 run lead with the 8th and 9th hitters up and then my left handed reliever comes in and throws 30 foot curveballs.”
Raise your hand if you’d rather have one of the following instead of Dayrle Ward.
1. me (Troy O’Leary)
2. John Mabry
3. Dave Hansen
4. Lenny Harris
Nothing like getting your game recap from the desipio live thread. It’s like you never missed a pitch. These cubs are playing like a bunch of nappy headed hoes.
Hey! We resent that! Don’t compare us to the Cubs! We prefer to be called nappy headed hoes.
isn’t this team great
The scoreboard was repainted and the ivy is starting to turn green. What a great day again at Wrigley
Don’t get upset, Gampaw.
You’re only doing this for us anyway…
Daddy?
Prior qUeefs Second Straight Year. hey mark do you still have those tampons i left in your locker.