Cubs: Angel Guzman 0-0, 3.57 ERA
Mets: Somebody Vargas, 0-0, 0.00 ERA
147 Comments
Angelic
on May 17, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Greg Maddux Greg Maddux.
Angel Guzman Angel Guzman.
Or something.
Mac Jurko and Harry
on May 17, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Didn’t we mention #1 on our show?
Cubs Lineup
on May 17, 2007 at 12:14 pm
2B The Riot
CF Pagan Ritual
LF The Fonz
3B E-Ramis
RF Red
1B Da Rose
C Hank White
SS Pizza Pizza
P Guzman
Craptastic!
Taylor
on May 17, 2007 at 12:18 pm
9 pitch 1st inning for Cy Vargas
Craptastic?
on May 17, 2007 at 12:19 pm
But Murton’s in the lineup!
Dusty
on May 17, 2007 at 12:23 pm
When I was in town Monday, I left Willie Randolph one of my patented get-away day give-up lineups. No David Wright, no Jose Reyes, no Carlos Beltran.
Taylor
on May 17, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Dusty,
He must have listened to you. Julio Franco is at third today. Got to go with the veterans.
Pops
on May 17, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Game too early for yous guys?
El Doucherino
on May 17, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Why hasn’t anyone tried to bunt one up the 3B line toward Franco? If anything, it would be hilarious to watch. Or, in most of our cases, imagine through a description by GameChannel.
Onhizzle Goozmizzle
on May 17, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Female dizzle.
Suckage
on May 17, 2007 at 12:45 pm
…is in the air today…
C. Gomez
on May 17, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Ouchy!! What was that for??
#9
on May 17, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Angel Pagan tried in his first AB and succeeded in popping out to the catcher.
Taylor
on May 17, 2007 at 12:53 pm
28 pitches in 3 innings for Cy Vargas.
Angel
on May 17, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Better get some rongs, homies. My 4+ innings of good peeching is almost up and we haf notheeng again. No wonder I never wing.
Angel P.
on May 17, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Single, perras! You no no-heet us today!
Angel P.
on May 17, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Swipe! Perras! Come on! Do it for Goozy! Hit me ing!
Alfonso
on May 17, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Song of ah Beach!
Angel P.
on May 17, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Actually I was picked off but Delgado’s throw to second was late.
Aramis
on May 17, 2007 at 12:59 pm
You perras notice muy gold glove thees year? Huh? You think I no try anymore but I do.
The Fonz
on May 17, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Money well spent, wouldn’t you say?….
Aramis
on May 17, 2007 at 1:00 pm
I bat .255 though. So you no positive me, mang.
Pagan
on May 17, 2007 at 1:01 pm
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEPPAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Perras!
Goooz Mon
on May 17, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Ees good, si. But ees not enough. Come ong. More rong!
Hustle
on May 17, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Aramis doesn’t like me
A Ram
on May 17, 2007 at 1:03 pm
I love watching my home runs. Look at that one fly over the…oh shit.
Murton
on May 17, 2007 at 1:04 pm
See how well I take pitches? You like that? Yeah, you know you like that. Uh huh. Say you like that, bitch. Say you like it. Whose Chuck’s kids’ daddy? Huh? Yeah, that’s right.
[backwards]K[/backwards]!
#26
on May 17, 2007 at 1:05 pm
He was watching to see if it was fair or foul, but, yeah, he shoulda been running. I don’t think he would’ve made it anyway. The ball was returned to the infield about as quick as it was hit out there.
Alfonso
on May 17, 2007 at 1:06 pm
According to MLB.com Gameday, I flew out to the parking lot in left in the fourth. Any of you perras see that one and want to comment on how that was possible? Gracias.
Gooz Mon
on May 17, 2007 at 1:06 pm
I get this wing today! Finally! You watch.
Julio down by dee schoolyard
on May 17, 2007 at 1:07 pm
[backwards]K[/backwards]!
JH
on May 17, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Another game thread with lots of fake Latino accents. Just awesome work everyone.
That stolen base...
on May 17, 2007 at 1:10 pm
What the heck is wrong with Barrett? He didn’t even throw the freaking ball. He SUCKS! Put Blanco in the—er…nevermind.
Julio down by dee schoolyard
on May 17, 2007 at 1:13 pm
How can you pretend to be a Latino without a fake accent, JH?
Julio down by dee schoolyard
on May 17, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Sorry, JH. I’ll learn to speak Spanish to make it more realistic.
#31
on May 17, 2007 at 1:14 pm
I smell sarcasm, and I concur. The fake Latino accents? Lame.
Fake Latino
on May 17, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Well, fuck it then.
dude
on May 17, 2007 at 1:18 pm
yeah, everyone knows old style slave ones are better
“I’s is ascared”
Lou Piniella
on May 17, 2007 at 1:20 pm
If we lose to this lineup, I’m killing someone after this game.
Has Dan finished Halberstam’s book yet? I’m hoping for someone to change that topic on Paperback Writer.
JD
on May 17, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Dan won’t even answer questions about his own fantasy league, Mike. Don’t count on ever finding out.
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 1:49 pm
He said, that ball’s got a chaaaaaance gone!… Gil Hodges and Tom Seaver. I was pumped.
Cub Fan in PA
on May 17, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Glad to see Pagan giving the Jock haters some love. I’m not saying he should play everyday or hit righties that often, but goddamn has he been good against lefties.
And does anyone want to start comparing HR:AB ratios for him and Jock?
JD
on May 17, 2007 at 1:51 pm
This year or for their careers?
therick711
on May 17, 2007 at 1:52 pm
How about Ramirez with 10 HRs he is approaching the top of the NL
Does the sportswriter’s kid do anythign BESIDES draw walks?
Mark DeRosa
on May 17, 2007 at 1:53 pm
I still suck guys. Spread some of the message board hate on me. Slaky will lead it off, probably later today.
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 1:53 pm
The Cubs are winning, morans. Leave Jock out of this.
Meanwhile Murton is 0-for-3. Oh, how humiliating.
Sammy Sosa
on May 17, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Until an hour ago, Rick, Ramirez had as many home rongs as me.
Miss me, buddies?
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 1:55 pm
I love Ramirez. He may be my favorite. I like Lee too but Ramirez is just the balls the way he’s fielding his position nowadays and with the home town discount. Balls.
Taylor
on May 17, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Apex,
Isn’t it pick on Jock when the Cubs win and Murton when they lose? Don’t mess up the mojo. Keep picking on Jock.
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Wait, that’s right. Because when the Cubs lose, my Dr. Pepper gets all warm and I start bagging on Murton. When they win, I love everybody. Even Murton. Even Jock. Even Chuck.
no, I haven’t finished summer of 49 and no I haven’t got ANY checks for barely legal 3. my girlfriend was giving me and my treo dirty looks. she went to get a corn dog….anyhoo. daryle ward is on 2b..whoo hoo!
Cub Fan in PA
on May 17, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Apex, I think that you’ve accidentally discovered the point: The Cubs are winning because Jock IS being left out of this.
DLee is still my man, but Pancakes is sure mashing right now. Lee should get a lot of good pitches to see once he gets back. We all win.
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I think we found out what else he does, Mike.
Mark DeRosa
on May 17, 2007 at 1:58 pm
HATE ME INSTEAD!! IM HITTING UNDER .240!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH
JD
on May 17, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Does that mean that we’re not supposed to send in any money, dan? I still fear that you’ll steal my money.
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 2:01 pm
I really can’t hate you DeRosa. Will ambivalence work? I’m very ambivalent toward you. My mom always said that the opposite of love is not hate, but rather indifference.
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 2:02 pm
What are you saying about Dan, JD? That he has a phoney Latino accent?
Racist.
Spelchek
on May 17, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Who are the Mets announcers?
Ohman
on May 17, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Damn I’m GRIT-ty.
Ambiroix Burgos
on May 17, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I’m not sure if I can get guys out, but I know that I can win at Scrabble.
Right here, douchebag. You should practice what you preach. Also, are you ever gonna USE this condom or what?
Will Ohman
on May 17, 2007 at 2:19 pm
VICTORY!!!! Not yet? Ok, that was pretty good though. Right guys? Fine, I’ll just go right ahead and fuck off anyway.
Slaky
on May 17, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Sup dudes, heard DeRosa was pleading with you guys to tell him how awful he is at hitting. I sure hope you didn’t start ripping Jock again, even though he’s not playing.
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 2:21 pm
You do that.
Jock Riptch
on May 17, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Get fast actin Tinactin.
CT
on May 17, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Ah Christ, it’s Dempster time.
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Murton…
JD
on May 17, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Nuff said…
lou
on May 17, 2007 at 2:31 pm
hey baggy ass
throw f****n Strikes
i dont wanna hear any baby bullshit about the mound not bein right
Tell Chuck to get his calculator ready to figure Cubs’ stats before and after the season ended. This could be the day right here.
Dempster
on May 17, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Teh wheels are fallin’ off!!!
Apex
on May 17, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Pat and Ron said the line drive to right by Castro should have been an easy double play but Murton took too long to throw the ball. now look.
Cub fan in PA
on May 17, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Anyone up in the pen?
defensive indifference
on May 17, 2007 at 2:34 pm
It’s me again fellas!!!
You don't need to know who I am
on May 17, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Howry and Eyre
Winning Run
on May 17, 2007 at 2:35 pm
You guys all knew I’d bat this inning, didn’t you?
Admit it.
JD
on May 17, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Murton didn’t take too long. He just can’t throw. The throw looked like a wounded duck fluttering to the edge of the infield. This ain’t Murton’s fault, though.
CT
on May 17, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Are they pulling Dempster, or did gamechannel freeze up on me?
Are you ******* kidding me? I went into a meeting a 2 with the Cubs up 5-1. And I just checked the score. 3 ******* outs they couldn’t get 3 ******* outs without giving up 5 ******* runs. Unreal.
Greg Maddux Greg Maddux.
Angel Guzman Angel Guzman.
Or something.
Didn’t we mention #1 on our show?
2B The Riot
CF Pagan Ritual
LF The Fonz
3B E-Ramis
RF Red
1B Da Rose
C Hank White
SS Pizza Pizza
P Guzman
Craptastic!
9 pitch 1st inning for Cy Vargas
But Murton’s in the lineup!
When I was in town Monday, I left Willie Randolph one of my patented get-away day give-up lineups. No David Wright, no Jose Reyes, no Carlos Beltran.
Dusty,
He must have listened to you. Julio Franco is at third today. Got to go with the veterans.
Game too early for yous guys?
Why hasn’t anyone tried to bunt one up the 3B line toward Franco? If anything, it would be hilarious to watch. Or, in most of our cases, imagine through a description by GameChannel.
Female dizzle.
…is in the air today…
Ouchy!! What was that for??
Angel Pagan tried in his first AB and succeeded in popping out to the catcher.
28 pitches in 3 innings for Cy Vargas.
Better get some rongs, homies. My 4+ innings of good peeching is almost up and we haf notheeng again. No wonder I never wing.
Single, perras! You no no-heet us today!
Swipe! Perras! Come on! Do it for Goozy! Hit me ing!
Song of ah Beach!
Actually I was picked off but Delgado’s throw to second was late.
You perras notice muy gold glove thees year? Huh? You think I no try anymore but I do.
Money well spent, wouldn’t you say?….
I bat .255 though. So you no positive me, mang.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEPPAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Perras!
Ees good, si. But ees not enough. Come ong. More rong!
Aramis doesn’t like me
I love watching my home runs. Look at that one fly over the…oh shit.
See how well I take pitches? You like that? Yeah, you know you like that. Uh huh. Say you like that, bitch. Say you like it. Whose Chuck’s kids’ daddy? Huh? Yeah, that’s right.
[backwards]K[/backwards]!
He was watching to see if it was fair or foul, but, yeah, he shoulda been running. I don’t think he would’ve made it anyway. The ball was returned to the infield about as quick as it was hit out there.
According to MLB.com Gameday, I flew out to the parking lot in left in the fourth. Any of you perras see that one and want to comment on how that was possible? Gracias.
I get this wing today! Finally! You watch.
[backwards]K[/backwards]!
Another game thread with lots of fake Latino accents. Just awesome work everyone.
What the heck is wrong with Barrett? He didn’t even throw the freaking ball. He SUCKS! Put Blanco in the—er…nevermind.
How can you pretend to be a Latino without a fake accent, JH?
Sorry, JH. I’ll learn to speak Spanish to make it more realistic.
I smell sarcasm, and I concur. The fake Latino accents? Lame.
Well, fuck it then.
yeah, everyone knows old style slave ones are better
“I’s is ascared”
If we lose to this lineup, I’m killing someone after this game.
what up bitches. I’m posting live from shea stadium using my treo 600. this place is ugly.
Did that really just happen?
I don’t know. That can’t be THE Dan, though.
yes. its true. I’m behind home plate.
i don’t know if the
treo 600
allows text
breaks
which makes
it hard to
tell
Over and out.
I’ll be looking for you now. Start waving and don’t stop until someone tells you.
oh how humiliating.
I am truly a horrible player. Thanks for all the cash though. Suckers.
oh boy. pepsi party patrol commencing tshirt launchings. kill me now.
I still haven’t seen you waving.
Does Jock single, swipe a bag and then score on a 2 out single?
No? Why’s he on this team again? Wait, why am I?
Dan, did you get my check for your fantasy league?
I pulled a hamstring on the second foul. I stayed in the game and K’d. This doesn’t look positive.
I didn’t know the 600 had internet capacity. I didn’t know how to Latinize that, or is it Latinoize it.
Did Gomez trap that ball with his forehead?
Pat just said, “Gil Hodges.” Heh! I think he reads Desipio.
What no phoney Latino accented comment for Pagan’s home run?
Female dogs.
I always suspected that YOU were Pat.
Gone.
Oh crap, now Ron is reading imaginary e mails. Next out comes the imaginary faxes from the suitcase under Rons desk.
that pop foul by ramirez just went over my head. I stood up and waved my treo. oh how….
I guess I’m only ‘Cy’ worthy for 5 innings.
What no phoney Latino accented comment for Ramirez’s home run?
Jason Vargas is the pitcher we THOUGHT he was.
I’m gonna make an expresso now.
Offensive latino accents fuel my home run power. Keep em comin.
I’m coming out of the game with that hamstring?
Has Dan finished Halberstam’s book yet? I’m hoping for someone to change that topic on Paperback Writer.
Dan won’t even answer questions about his own fantasy league, Mike. Don’t count on ever finding out.
He said, that ball’s got a chaaaaaance gone!… Gil Hodges and Tom Seaver. I was pumped.
Glad to see Pagan giving the Jock haters some love. I’m not saying he should play everyday or hit righties that often, but goddamn has he been good against lefties.
And does anyone want to start comparing HR:AB ratios for him and Jock?
This year or for their careers?
How about Ramirez with 10 HRs he is approaching the top of the NL
Does the sportswriter’s kid do anythign BESIDES draw walks?
I still suck guys. Spread some of the message board hate on me. Slaky will lead it off, probably later today.
The Cubs are winning, morans. Leave Jock out of this.
Meanwhile Murton is 0-for-3. Oh, how humiliating.
Until an hour ago, Rick, Ramirez had as many home rongs as me.
Miss me, buddies?
I love Ramirez. He may be my favorite. I like Lee too but Ramirez is just the balls the way he’s fielding his position nowadays and with the home town discount. Balls.
Apex,
Isn’t it pick on Jock when the Cubs win and Murton when they lose? Don’t mess up the mojo. Keep picking on Jock.
Wait, that’s right. Because when the Cubs lose, my Dr. Pepper gets all warm and I start bagging on Murton. When they win, I love everybody. Even Murton. Even Jock. Even Chuck.
no, I haven’t finished summer of 49 and no I haven’t got ANY checks for barely legal 3. my girlfriend was giving me and my treo dirty looks. she went to get a corn dog….anyhoo. daryle ward is on 2b..whoo hoo!
Apex, I think that you’ve accidentally discovered the point: The Cubs are winning because Jock IS being left out of this.
DLee is still my man, but Pancakes is sure mashing right now. Lee should get a lot of good pitches to see once he gets back. We all win.
I think we found out what else he does, Mike.
HATE ME INSTEAD!! IM HITTING UNDER .240!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHH
Does that mean that we’re not supposed to send in any money, dan? I still fear that you’ll steal my money.
I really can’t hate you DeRosa. Will ambivalence work? I’m very ambivalent toward you. My mom always said that the opposite of love is not hate, but rather indifference.
What are you saying about Dan, JD? That he has a phoney Latino accent?
Racist.
Who are the Mets announcers?
Damn I’m GRIT-ty.
I’m not sure if I can get guys out, but I know that I can win at Scrabble.
Fuck, Santo’s crabby today.
JD, all I can say is…
Watch yer wallet.
I STILL don’t know where my wallet is.
Right here, douchebag. You should practice what you preach. Also, are you ever gonna USE this condom or what?
VICTORY!!!! Not yet? Ok, that was pretty good though. Right guys? Fine, I’ll just go right ahead and fuck off anyway.
Sup dudes, heard DeRosa was pleading with you guys to tell him how awful he is at hitting. I sure hope you didn’t start ripping Jock again, even though he’s not playing.
You do that.
Get fast actin Tinactin.
Ah Christ, it’s Dempster time.
Murton…
Nuff said…
hey baggy ass
throw f****n Strikes
i dont wanna hear any baby bullshit about the mound not bein right
What about Murton?
Tell Chuck to get his calculator ready to figure Cubs’ stats before and after the season ended. This could be the day right here.
Teh wheels are fallin’ off!!!
Pat and Ron said the line drive to right by Castro should have been an easy double play but Murton took too long to throw the ball. now look.
Anyone up in the pen?
It’s me again fellas!!!
Howry and Eyre
You guys all knew I’d bat this inning, didn’t you?
Admit it.
Murton didn’t take too long. He just can’t throw. The throw looked like a wounded duck fluttering to the edge of the infield. This ain’t Murton’s fault, though.
Are they pulling Dempster, or did gamechannel freeze up on me?
They’re pulling Dempster for Eyre. Bases loaded…one out…David Wright pinch hitting.
So here comes our left who can’t get lefties out. Great.
Base hit for Wright (like you didn’t see that coming)…5-4…bases still loaded (along with Dempster’s pants)…Delgado up and due.
Game over…nice job bullpen…nice throw at the end Murton.
Awesome. Really, just awesome.
I hate this fucking team.
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck.
The Cubs aren’t going anywhere this year; they should just release Dempster now. Fucking shitcan his ass right now. Fuck.
I hate the Mets.
And I hate this team.
That is fucking embarrassing.
Like my Hawk Harrelson impression?
That was just amazing. Stay tuned to BCB for why this team is still worth watching.
Well, after Mt. Lou goes off in 5 minutes.
Wow. Can we release Scott Eyre now?
This team is going nowhere this year with this bullpen.
I hate this team.
That’s right, blame it on me, not the pitchers who can’t get a friggin’ batter out. Morans.
Shouldn’t have mentioned Jock ass faces
Sorry, CT. Scott Eyre signed a 3 year deal.
So did Howry
So did Jones.
So did DeRosa.
Why am I big-league GM again?
Fuck you, Murton. Shut the hell up already. You sack of shit.
Big deal. I’ve seen worse.
Apex–
You know that’s really not Murton, don’t you? That’s just an internet poster pretending to be Murton.
And he’s right. How many ninth-inning walks of Endy Chavez do you have to witness before you understand the idea of “misdirected anger”?
Hey, Apex.
Why’d you break my calculator?
CRAPCRAPCRAP
see dudes..it wasnt all my fault
Are you ******* kidding me? I went into a meeting a 2 with the Cubs up 5-1. And I just checked the score. 3 ******* outs they couldn’t get 3 ******* outs without giving up 5 ******* runs. Unreal.
Geez, I hope Dan’s okay.
Or at least I hope his treo 600’s okay.
and on top of all this the bulls may lost tonight..yikes
Truly embarassing! Nothing else left to say. f*cking suck big huge donkey c0ck!!!
hey Andy, I’m on tonight. are you doing a ‘Bulls Live’?
Please?
I hate Dempster and Eyre too, Mike. Hate them with every fiber of my being.
As long as you are gentle, okay.
God I hate the metrosexuals…
and I hate this ****ing team.
I’m ok. thanks for your concern.
I left the stadium with a bag over my head.
seriously.
worst. game. ever.
Well at least you’ve got it chronicled in real time here, for your grandkids to see.
Now come on back to the messageboard. We’ll turn those tears into popsicles.
ryan dempster should take a nice warm bath with his blowdryer tonight
ryan dempster should take a nice warm bath with his blowdryer tonight
Was Dempster wearing a diaper today b/c i didnt see shit stains on his pants??