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Pitching matchup
Rockies: Judd Hirsh, star of Taxi and Independence Day (3-6, 5.06 ERA)
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano, star of I Like Punching Mike Barrett (8-6, 4.27 ERA)

Lineups not in yet (as of 11:31 a.m.), but the sad thing is that Jock Jones could be in it.  He’s not but he could be.  Guh.