You've been Marmolized!  Huh?  Oh, never mind.

Pitching matchups:

Beermen: Yovani Gallardo, 1-0, 2.70 ERA
Cubs: Rich Hill 5-5, 3.13 ERA

Lineups

Brewers
Corey Feldman Haim Hart, rf
JJ Hardy, ss
Ryan Braun, 3b
Fat Prince, 1b
Billy Hall, cf
Ponch, c
Enormous Melon, lf
Rickie Weeks, 2b
Yanni, p

Cubs
The Fonz, lf
Ted Williams, ss
MVLee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Cornelius Clifford Floyd Jr., rf
Mark “I’m kind of growing on you guys, aren’t I?” DeRosa, 2b
Rob “At least I’m not Michael Barrett” Bowen, c
The Balls, cf
Rich Hill, p