Pitching matchup:
Reds: Lemon Harang 11-3, 3.37 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano 14-8, 3.69 ERA
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Pitching matchup:
Reds: Lemon Harang 11-3, 3.37 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano 14-8, 3.69 ERA
Kil.
We’re going to sweep in Milwaukee!
We mean get swept. Anything to fuck the Cubs.
Carlos has made a point to get really hydrated today. To prove it he plans on urinating on himself every three innings.
Murton – Jock – Fat Kangaroo
A lot of grass will go unfettered upon tonight.
Go VORPDonkey!
Automatic ball? What the heck did Z do? Spit on the ball?
You’d think that Murton, a guy who’s completely shanked two routine flyballs this year would use two goddamned hands on everything. He’s just asking for it.
You never know what I am when Ron starts talking
We defy you to name a pitcher we can hit.
OK, so I’m 80 years old. Hit me in the mush if it helps…poon!!!!
Is that Witt, Illinois’ own Glen Hobbie up in the pen?
I am so fucking annoying.
It’s over.
And Ceccarelli is up an throwing, too
Looks like it’s time for Carlos to start the season over again.
In some people’s worlds, I am now considered “on fire” throwing out runners.
Time to take an inventory of set-screws in the cellar.
He’s on fire based on what we’ve been getting from him prior to August. But he’s not on fire in relation to everyone else who plays any level of baseball. I’m solely talking about his performance over the last 14 days versus his previous performance in 2007.
Oooooh, the humanity!
Good news from Milwaukee: the Brewers are up 3 runs on the Surging Cardinals.
Check me out, bitches.
All singles and no homers or all homers and no singles.
What a preening cockfuck of a ballplayer. Nice solo homer (when we’re down by 3). Now round the bases, dick.
If somehow the Cubs could get Haraang out of this game, they’d have a chance. This Reds pen coughs up two run leads like my cat used to cough up hairballs… that was before he got smashed by a car.
…and Zambrano hits Bubba Phillips with a pitch!!!!
What’s a bullpen?
Who knew Carlos could give up 6 runs on only 105 pitches? If he were pitching a shutout, we’d be in the bullpen already.
Way to aim high Carlos. You dickhead. God I’m pissed.
Carlos can go pitch for the Mets next year for all I give a shit right now. And I’m going to give Murton a break for a while.
God… what am I saying? I need to stop watching games while sober.
Dr. Longball…next inning. ‘Scuse me while I burn about 12 heaters between innings.
Zambrano = Anti-clutch. I still remember Game 5, dickweed.
Hey, who took the brown sharpie to my chin????
This was more fun when we were surging.
I just smoked one.
Hey Phillips…straighten your beanie…commie!
Disaster at Miller Park!!!!
Brew Crew lose the lead in the top of the 5th to Those Surging Cardinals. We’re finished! It’s all over… Tell my mom I loved her.
Good thing I never play anymore
I love batting with my manager wandering around in foul territory.
Tonight will make FIFTEEN straight starts of mine that the Brewers have lost. What’s a guy got to do to lose his job?
You know Bud Selig told the umps not to call time out.
It’s all because of Rick Ankiel! He homered for us emotionally tonight!
In my country, three balls is walk.
Wooo! Here we come.
DeRosa!
Murton!
Kendall!
Ugh. How about batting out of order and sneaking E-ramis in there again. Think the Reds would notice?
I’m going deep, bitches.
As in shallow right.
Warning track power. Believe it.
Drive home safely.
This is fun.
NOT
I’m gonna take a pitch and let Felix steal second. Then I’m driving his ass in. Jesus, do I have to do everything on this team?
Hey Felix. Run!
At least the Cubs lead the league in something.
Fuck.
Can I sign my contract extension? Soon?
Great loss, fellas! Great loss. Most of all I’d like to thank Big Z.
Fuck.
Shit – Harrang was tough, but now we get two no-name lefties the next two days – we’re screwed.
NO NO NO NOOOoooo!!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks goodness the Cubs let go of me so I can pile up the saves against them ever year. And to think, the cubs gave up Ruben Quevedo for me
Holy Cow what happened to me. Oh yea I suck and was out of the league by age 24.
I had a chance at existing tonight, but alas…..no…..
I was never anything but fat and worthless
What, you don’t like looking down on me?