Party like it's WWII.

I’m not going to pretend I was ever any good at math.   But at an early age I learned how to calculate a baseball team’s magic number (sometime around September 1984) and in the year’s since it’s been like second nature to pick the day the Cubs are out of it (usually sometime in May).  But I’m having a hard time wrapping my mind around the disadvantages of a team chasing you having “two games in hand.”

Len Kasper mentions it every time they show the standings.  The Cubs have as many losses as the Brewers, but two more wins.  To me, this is a good thing.  Len seems to think it’s an advantage for the Brewers who have..apparently..”two games in hand.”

Given the way teams in the NL Central seem to gain more ground on days they don’t play than any other time, why would it be bad that the Cubs have gotten to 150 games with 72 losses, while the Brewers did it in just 148?

To me, and my simple mind, having “two games in hand” would be great if you had the same number of wins as the team you’re chasing, and fewer losses.

Back when the Cubs were heading to Arizona last month, I made the case that 86 wins would guarantee the Cubs the division.  At the time, the Cubs needed to go 20-13 to do it (the Brewers just 21-11).  The Cubs have gone 12-9 so far.  Say the Cubs went 8-4 to end the season and finish 86-76, the Brewers would have to go 10-4 to tie.  So who has the games “in hand?”

I’m more confused than ever.

The Cubs may very well look back on a rainstorm in August saving their season.  As hot as the Cubs were when the Sunday night game with St. Louis got washed away after three innings, the makeup game last Monday looks like it turned the season back around.

The Cubs were deader than Josh Hancock when they got on a plane in Pissburgh last Sunday.  They’d lost five of seven and looked bad doing it.  But they got off the plane and took a can of whoop ass (is it whup ass?) out on the Cardinals and enjoyed every second of it.  It kicked off a 6-2 week in which the only losses came when the Cubs broke out the patented “let’s score four by the third and then nap the rest of the way” offense.  But a couple of the wins were the balls.  The amazing, stupefying 3-6-1 double play in Houston on Wednesday and the Alfonso Soriano kick to the Cardinals’ balls in the early game on Saturday were the kind of wins that teams get when they actually make the playoffs.

And look, had they lost them both, they’d have two more losses than the Brewers with two fewer games to play.  Shit, that sounds like the Brewers would have “two in the hand” to me.

Stop the hand wringing over Lou using Carlos and The Bull Moose on short rest this week.  If he didn’t and those last two games in Cincinnati mean something in two weeks, the Cubs would have Steve Trachsel or Sean Marshall pitching one of them.  Guh.

I’m pressed for time, but I don’t want to leave this out.  How about the standing ovation that the Cardinals fans gave Scott Spiezio on Friday?  What the hell was that?  Here’s a guy who disappeared for a month during a “pennant” race because he was all coked up and during that time the Cardinals lost player after player to injury, and when he finally shows up again he gets that kind of reception?  That’s not being “forgiving” it’s being sycophantic times a billion.

Oh, and the Bears won.  That’s always great.  But it’d be more great if either running back could hold on to the ball and if Rex would get hit by a garbage truck.