Pitching matchup
Cubs: Marquis du Suc, 12-8, 4.35 ERA
Marlins: Everybody Loves Raymond Barone 1-3, 5.30 ERA
Lineups
Cubs
Al, lf
Dance Fever, ss
Derrek Lee, 1b
Clifford, rf
E-ramis, 3b
PonDeRosa, 2b
Jock, cf
Captain Caveman, c
Marquis du Suc, p
Marlins
Hanley Garage Door, ss
Dan Ugggggggggla, 2b
Felix Hermida, rf
Fat Miggy, 3b
Mike Jacobs, 1b
Todd Linden, lf
Matt Treanor, c
Alejandro De Aza, cf
Dan Barone, p
Tight
Need to relax
I’m starting tonight. I had a nice talk with Lou. Just me, Lou and my pet chainsaw.
Last night that second pitch would have been strike two.
The Cubs’ sluggers need to start running out pop ups instead of trying to see who can slam their bats down the hardest.
Closed tonight.
Hey, this is easy!
1-2-3
We didn’t show up again tonight did we?
Making lousy assholes look like Cy Young since 1909–or sometime after Cy Young started pitching.
We’ll see you in Cincinnati.
No, no. We’ll see you in 2008.
I’m going to blow this game open in the first inning. Oh wait we’re not batting.
I’m playing the rest of the games.
I’ll be giving up about 15 stolen bases in the next 5 days.
Fortunately, we won’t be playing after that.
Great to be back. I haven’t bounced a throw for a week!
I’ve got a nice arm. In fact, I’ve got a collection of them.
Let’s start the positive early. Hey guys, it’s the MARLINS. They STINK. Seriously.
I’ve got great command.
This is off to a great start.
Event the first out was me.
Here comes a GIDP
but they’re also 4-0 against the Cubs.
No, that doesn’t mean they’re better than the Cubs, but for whatever reason they obviously present a *huge* matchup problem.
I hit that so hard it nearly carried on a line all the way to Jock. Of course it would have blown a hole in him.
Another great start.
Good thing I’m scheduled for the tiebreaker game.
God, I suck.
“That’s a pitch Jason needs to be called a strike.”
Yeah, a ball.
Uh, here comes a GIDP?
I’m going to throw about 50 pitches this inning.
Watch me hop unnecessarily and then toss the ball aimlessly in the air with two on. Yay!
Jesus Christ, how am I supposed to make it through this game with you guys. Let’s have a beer.
It’s always darkest before the dawn.
Cubs will win tonight 9-6.
Never in doubt. Let’s get some runs!
We haven’t seen the dawn since 1908.
Not too much damage. Hopefully the Cubs can score some runs now
It’s usually darkest during Marquis starts.
Also, the way Marquis is pitching, who cares what his pitch count is?
What the f&%$ is up with this guy’s strike zone? Is it just me or is it small/inconsistant?
We’re gonna be ok.
Let’s stop the bed-wetting in the first goddamn inning.
#13 – One of the best Gamecast comments I’ve read in awhile.
Now about that beer….
Oh, man is Cabrera a fat fuck. Nice effort there.
Ron was good friends with Wirtz? Really?
I take pity on you tonight.
That Fletcher is a hell of an ump!
Apparently Ron isn’t a hockey fan. Ok time for a little bingo.
This asshole’s fastball tops out at me. Shouldn’t this be fucking batting practice?
Alright, now that was a gift call for us
I’m a cock.
I’m too scared to pitch to Ramirez if I’m actually throwing over to first base while Cliff Floyd’s the baserunner.
Barone has nothing. We’ll get him.
I’m still running to second.
The Cubs were pumped up before the first pitch.
Jason Marquis took care of that.
I’m lurking.
A grounder to second here would tie the game. So I’ll pop instead.
Now I am not.
I like DeRosa.
According to GameDay, the Cubs are getting a pretty good look at this guy. I have a feeling that he will have a hard with me.
I’m not very good at this pitching thing, am I?
DeRo baby…c’mon Jock
I’ve got a lead? I’ll take care of that in the bottom of the inning.
I’ve actually missed Jock the last few games.
destroyed WordPress
57,
Don’t worry, your aim will improve.
Time to shut em down Marquis. Come on. The offense has more runs in the tank. I fear for the life of Barone because Cliff’s next at bat is going to scary. I’m talking broken sound barrier.
“I think Michael Young is the best kept secret in the major league.”
Even Marquis can get through us, right?
Depends on your definition of “get through.”
Nope!
Here I come. Ogdens.
Now I’m 2 for my last 35. Thanks Jason Marquis.
I’ve got a vacation scheduled for October, guys, I don’t want anything else coming up.
Now why did the Tards leave me off of their playoff roster?
Maybe later.
I am fucking the Cubs again.
HELLO?? WE SUCK! STOP LETTING US GET HITS.
I’m trying to lose this game. I’m trying!
If we have to win this game 14-13 we will.
Nice to see we’re not the only team whose pitchers can’t lay down a flippin’ SAC bunt.
Do you like how I leave pitches over the middle of the plate?
Son of a bitch.
You’ve go to be fucking kidding me. That’s the first time they’ve fucked that up all year. They weren’t going to get two anyway.
Was that me?
Hey sup
Collapse this you pricks.
Won’t be long before we’re called into the game.
Start the printing presses boys!!
This is the end my friend the end.
Do you really think it’s going to feel better if you feel like you saw it coming?
Are we allowed to panic yet?
A 2 run error. So far.
Is that kind of like grabbing an electric fence just to see if it hurts?
Hopefully, my thoughts are to get out of this inning at 4-2. Pull Marquis and get some fucking runs. Bullpen time. Now.
Hey, at least you can watch me on television.
I really dont think I can watch this shit again.
I mean a 3 run error. One scored on the error and two on the double after the Cubs should have been out of the inning.
What honest Cubs fan wouldn’t have seen this coming?
Well even if you lose and the Brewers lose too im your guy.
Like the ones in #78 and #82 are more annoying than the retards at BCB.
If you don’t have the testicular fortitude to stick it out, then fucking leave. Honestly, I know rats that stay on sinking ships longer than you douchebags.
It’s not like we haven’t done this before. Wouldn’t you be more surprised if we didn’t choke?
At least we look like we have a goddamn clue tonight….as for the pitching? Not so much.
We’re not going to fucking choke. And if we do, you’re not going to feel better for having known it the whole time.
Luckily Barone looks terible..
I find it easier to positive on offense…..so let’s get some runs! Top of the order…let’s go.
If I were a horse, I’d have been sent to the glue factory a long time ago. But because I pitch for the Cubs, I have a job no matter how much I suck.
jesus christ
This fucking team needs to get back into the game.
We’re about to wave the white flag in about 10 minutes. Hope you guys are having fun.
Fuck off, asshole. I’m buying tickets and watching all the goddamn games just like you are.
Awww noooo…. we cant be bringing out the white after labor day….FASHION FAUX PAUS!!
NOT ON MY WATCH!
This is not fun.
We are the only two times in the last 35 years that we’ve “choked’ in the regular sason. That’s half as many times as we finished the deal, like we did in ’84, ’89, ’98 and ’03.
Go suck on your mommas’ teet, you pussies. It’s the second inning of a game where the Cubs start with a two game lead. Do you leave movies after 5 minutes too?
Fucking douchebags. You spineless homos are an embarassment to Cub fans everywhere. Why don’t you go root for Boston you “woe is us” knobs?
Yay! Go Cubbies! Yay! Happy now?
……crack
….creak.
…snap.
….twinge
Can….keep…..playing…..baseball….after all this buttsex.
That’s how far I went
…1976, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2002, 2005, 2006.
The Cubs also didn’t “finish the deal” in these years in the past 35. That’s not exactly twice as often.
That’s how far I went
Positive is too much for my computer.
That should have been a 2 run shot if Soriano knew about base running.
Worst case of not finishing the deal I can remember in a long time.
Hey 109, those teams faded, you spazz. Choking is pissing it away down the stretch.
Go sell cars.
As for #106’s comment…”Go Cubs” is not what we’re saying. How about you just STFU?
Oh, okay tough guy.
Time to give up 5 more.
We are not low.
No worries fellas, I’ve got a short leash on this hook nosed bastard. He fucks up once and I’ve got Hart on the mound pronto.
Here I come.
Take a cue from me….kick back and relax! Maybe even partake in a little nappage. No need getting stressed about something you can’t control.
LOU: HEY SH*TGREASE YOU WANNA CATCH THE REST OF THIS GAME?
Sorry guys gotta go.
I love throwing pitches belt high over the middle of the plate.
Get out of this, man.
1-0 St Louis.
Including last night’s loss, I am the Cubs record in their last 15 games heading into tonight.
I’m not trying to be a pollynana, but you douchenozzles and all of your fatalism are too much–unless I missed the memo where games are now 3 innings long.
I never thought the Marquis de Suck would throw one of me tonight.
Got out of it. Now back to pounding the Dead Baron(e).
You know, if I owned the Marlins, no one would in Florida would be watching this game. Gotta come to the park!
Oh, wait, I fuckin’ died…
Let’s score some fucking runs!
You know, if I owned the Marlins, no one in Florida would be watching this game. Gotta come to the park!
Oh, wait, I fuckin’ died…
The creepy Bill Wirtz homage isn’t helping.
1-0 Tards. Thanks Poo-holes.
Magic number will be two tonight. I feel it.
Drive me in, bitches.
Im a fucking cavern…Flash Gordon couldn’t cover all this ground.
Ringing double into the gap.
DEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Len: “Mark DeRosa makes up for his error with a triple!”
He owes us three runs.
OK, make that two. 3 RBI for Jock. Who knew?
If I owned the Marlins, no one in Florida would be watching this game at home; gotta come to the park.
Oh wait, I fuckin’ died…
Don’t you bitches love me or what? Come on, tell me how much you love me.
Tied up. Let’s keep it going.
Are we done?
The Cardinals are winning 1-0, as well.
I’m not very good at this recruiting thing.
Oh yeah, I’m from Milwaukee so GO BREWERS!
I’m Bruce Weber and I can’t recruit.
Cue mouthbreathing shot.
I have no idea how many outs there are.
I’d love to gouge Jeff Kellog’s worthless eyeballs out with a plastic spork. We’d be ahead right now if it weren’t for that worthless piece of shit.
I never know what the real count is, do I?`
We can win this thing tomorrow .
It’s really not as bad as we are making it seem.
I’ll consider it a major success if Marquis can get us through five without allowing any more runs. Wood, Marmol and Howry all have two days of rest.
Lets go Alf.
Wow, Barone sucks!
What part of PA you in? I’m in Pissburgh…
We’re the best thing to happen to this game since Ray Barone. In other words….the Cubs are going to pile it on now motherbuttfucks.
Hey, you guys seem to be getting along better recently. Wonder why?
Hey #147, I used to be in Pissburgh, I’m in Hyde Park now, but this was my first gamecast name, so I’m keepin it.
Fuck you.
Do you have a mouse in your pocket, #143? There are a handful of bed-wetters here, but please don’t speak for all of us.
Who’s pitching? Ross Wolf?
http://www.thechurning.com/2007/09/19/i-like-to-make-werewolf-movies/
Did you see Cairo’s pratfall….lets not make it obvious.
Acutally 143 is Carlos. He’s on his laptop in the clubhouse.
Or bathhouse. Isn’t that what Sullivan called it today?
Yeah, I was bad.
Fortunately, my replacement has a 10+ ERA.
Yeah that play looked pretty ridiculous.
Hell, now that i think about, I’d just be glad if Marquis got us through 4 innings. One of Wood, Marmol or Howry can throw two innings.
As any good fan of MST3k knows, it is pronounced “WAHR-WILF”
Is in full swing….look how they bungle the ball in the outfield before getting it in!!
DOOM!
Perfect. They got Alf out of the way so he won’t lead off next inning.
When am I going to pull this piece of shit from the game?
I didn’t know Chuck lived in Berkeley, CA (#162)
They walked Prince Fielder instead of walking the ball to home plate, setting up a tee, placing the ball on the tee and pointing him a direction to hit it.
Marquis certainly enjoys the leadoff man getting on.
Lou’s already got Marmol up.
I’m not an Alf hater, but the leading off thing, I don’t care for so much. Back to my booze and medicine.
I certainly took my time getting the ball to second.
Am I banned or something? My comments never show up.
If we could just get a real pitcher in there, this should be a lot better.
I am in your near future
Am I a fucking nitpicker or what?
Roxy and Roxanne are here from Rockford.
All over it, buddy.
Hey, Lou, you can stop pushing your luck with SuperJew now.
That doesn’t narrow it down. You can’t swing a dead cat in Rockford without hitting a Roxy or a Roxanne. Of course, those are the names of four of the people who work at Animal Control, but nevertheless…
LET’S GET SOME RUNS!!!
Dude’s after DeRosa’s error, you all were supposed to fold.
Ron, tell us about Logan Kensing.
Ron: Well, Pat, he’s an asshole and if he doesn’t give up nine runs here in the fifth, I’m going to beat him to death with a pneumatic leg.
Damn it. Logan Kensing is in the game. No runs for us.
I was only playing in right there because I thought some hotdog left in a wrapper down the third base line.
They call it a funny bone. But son of a bitch, that ain’t funny.
Please tell me Derreck wasn’t hit anywhere near his hands
I’d reply, but I’m out pinching a loaf.
Wruh Wroh…Dewreck Wrlee Got Whrit
I’m itching to go deep here. Logan Kensing or no Logan Kensing.
Looks like Derrek got hit in the sleeve, right near the crawling Cub.
Ron is with Cory now. I wanna suck on a shotgun.
Holy shit. How do you hit a ball THAT hard? He hit it about eight feet off the ground all the way to the wall.
36.00 Is that good?
Outlook likley
Wait, how many runs do I still owe the Cubs? How about I get them right here?
I had to swing, that was a strike last night
Fuck! Missed a homer by about three feet.
Fellas, it’s been real…well, not fun. Stressful? Anyway, I’ve wasted enough time here. Time to head home. Go Cubs.
jesusfuckingchrist
Don’t worry…we are doing our part to keep the NL Central race competitive.
Marquis back out there…awwwe shit.
At least I can get Miggy out.
I’m making Todd Linden look like Todd Helton.
That’s enough for you, shitbreak.
What was that from Lou? He walked out, Marquis gave the obligatory “I’ll get him, Skip” and Lou threw his arms up like, “What the fuck?”
Man, the Cardinals really suck.
cliff can turn a double into a single on offense and vice versa on defense
Did Fielder’s ass absorb most of that pitch?
Nice job, Marquis. You piece of shit. Threw the great Matt Treanor a belt high fastball with nothing on it.
Still me by Friday.
That’s on Lou. Never listen to that asshole.
Soriano – the balls
Marquis – the ass
Since Marquis du Suc is white, anyone want to send him a noose?
Or has that already been done to Grossman?
Fuck.
Don’t worry I’m pitching the biggest game of the season tomorrow. Feel free to vomit.
A big ole fuck you to Jason Marquis.
Hey, Steve. I did that once. It turned out pretty well.
Jason Marquis
Hey, what about me? Isn’t it awesome that the Cubs can’t get anyone out? Isn’t it fun watching them blow a 3 game lead in 6 days?
Back to being an asshole.
On to the cubs pen. what clubhouse attendant forgot to pack the offense?
…dooshbags…Cards up 3-2. Calm it down
3 – 2, me
3-2 Cardinals.
Boy, there are some weird me on the Marlins, aren’t there?
Mr. Ludwick with the double.
We’re doing scoring tonight. Get two and you win.
Marmol brings momentum. Get out of this one…and here comes the top of the order. Go Cubs.
This is the worst choke job I’ve ever seen – in the regular season, by the Cubs. Worse than ’04 by far. When this is over, I can’t see myself ever wanting to watch this team again. You have to throw the fans a bone once in awhile, you pricks.
Shut the fuck up.
Was Andy talking to me? I hope so.
220. go fuck yourself. somebody needs to knock the cock out of your mouth.
Do yourself a favor, and quit watching now. And quit boring us with your fatalistic crap.
i’m not over yet
Top of the order now. Bill Murray at the game, let’s go Cubs.
already?
Very comforting to see Mike Harkey lounging in the dugout, isn’t it?
I have nothing to say.
So much for scoring runs tonight.
In 2003 the Marlins ended our season dramatically by taking three in a row. In 2004 the Reds did the same. Who do we play our last six this season?
Yep
Crash.
But I do love hearing Ron try to say Hermida.
We look to be done for the night. At least we have the lead. Oh wait….
Wow, what an argument.
You can hang this one on me.
I helped with my Alex Gonzales impression.
Hey, did you guys know Bob used to manage the Diamondbacks?
You’re right, I’m the bad guy. Not the team that, up 2-0 in ’84, couldn’t win a SINGLE GAME in three chances, and failed to make the Series; not the team that up 3-1 in ’03, couldn’t win a SINGLE GAME in three chances, and failed to make the Series; not the team whose balls shrivelled up down the stretch in ’04; and certainly not the team that was up 3 1/2 games with 6 to play, and proceeded to drop 3 in a row to the worst team in the NL.
The Cubs will not only lose the division, they will lose it by 2 games, which is remarkable. This team is the biggest bunch of chokers I’ve ever seen. DeRosa hasn’t failed to make that turn all year. Aramis hasn’t flailed away with 2 strikes, less than two outs and a man at third all year. These players are CHOKING. This performance is indefensible. If you want to keep subjecting yourself to this god awful baseball team for the rest of your lives, go ahead. Some of us want joy. I’m going to root for the Yankees next year.
The problem isn’t just a Cubs problem, its an NL problem. Look at the DBacks, Padres, Mets, and Cubs.
Well, I’ll give you a head start.
Please, by all means, go root for the Yankees and spare me your menstrual cycles.
Die, Jeremy Hermida. Just die, won’t you?
I think yeaaa is mad.
Wheee!!!!! We love getting embarassed by Triple A teams. We love it so much we’re going to do it again tonight!
Wow.
Why can’t the Cubs beat a #$(%#$&#%*@%*#@ bottom-feeding team?
Holy shit.
Somebody give that guy a hug. Seriously, my heart bleeds for him.
If you REALLY REALLY REALLY don’t want to watch, shut the $&#^ up and get the &#^% out. Your constant self-flaggelation on this board is the crudest form of masturbation I have seen in quite a while.
We also have balls smaller than Barry Bonds’
Memories.
One more on the pile.
Marmol hasn’t given up that homerun all year.
All-time chokejob. These players should be ashamed of themselves.
Now I’m pissed.
Miggy is, uh, a little overweight.
Barry Bonds has bigger balls than we do. And his have shriveled up like peas.
Help me Old-Man Pujols, you’re our only hope.
Kiss me goodbye
Hope you enjoy our latest kick to your nuts.
3, anyone?
Well, I’m over.
Fuck this fucking bunch of fucking awful baseball players.
Even if the Brewers also tank and the Cubs sneak in to the postseason, do you think they’ll do anything? These losers can only beat the Brewers, the Cards, the Nats, and the Sox. If the Cubs are in, those guys aren’t.
I’m riding on Trax tomorrow. Kiss me goodbye.
I’d better be going tomorrow, or 1969 will be an afterthought.
3. The Cubs will never see me.
99, as in 99 years of tricking stupid assholes like me into following this embarrassment of a franchise.
the pressure is getting to our beloved cubs
Oh.
Time for a beer. they sure do like making everyone sweat this out.
We’ve stranded nine through four innings. Just a matter of time before we get the Birds to throw this one.
The Cubs are deader than me.
Well, hey, Scott Eyre is here to make it all better.
I like how all it takes is a two-run tack-on homer against Cy Marmol for a half dozen people who just bashed me as a fatalist to type the exact same things.
Hey Meat Tray. You want to go see a movie and afterwards you know….
That inning lasted for-fucking-ever.
What’s everyone doing in October? Hawks games?
We have no balls. None. Barry Bonds has bigger balls than us.
I hate people that claim to be fans but only hang around so they can be drama queens when the going gets tough.
An offensive SS and move The Riot to 2B.
Cliff is smoking them
How about move The Riot to Iowa where his .500 OPS belongs?
I’m the only guy who isn’t playing scared.
Thats because the rest of us are a bunch of big hairy smelly pussies.
When was the last time the Cubs scored about 5 or 6 runs in an inning?
Son…It’s mom. I was cleaning your room, and I think you left your balls under your bed. I’ll have your father bring them right over.
Yeaaaa doesn’t have me. The Cubs do.
We love getting embarassed by Triple A teams.
Yep, I have no balls. That’s why I’ve blown a 3 1/2 game lead in 3 days. Because *I* have no balls. Me. Not the Chicago National League baseball club. Me.
Wow. Nice games for A Sor and A Ram.
A crapfest.
is Yeaaaa
I’m going to waste.
No son… thats not why you don’t have balls. Its because you can’t handle a little bit of stress without coming apart at the seams. Its ok…its probably my fault…I should have stopped breast feeding you at 5, and should have not allowed you to wear that dress to your junior prom.
I am so sorry son.
Maybe the worst part about this choke is that it’s coming during a Fall wherein the Bears and Notre Dame are huge, almost unwatchably bad disappointments. So there will really be nothing to watch, as a local sports fan. Thank you, Cubs.
‘nother clutch AB by DeRo there. Good work, New Gonzo. Actually that isn’t fair, Gonzo hit in the clutch.
No one has ever blown me in the final six games of a season in the history of Major League Baseball.
Part of the crap in this crapfest belongs to me.
Until now.
What the fuck is there to be positive or optimistic about? Who the hell enjoys this?
The Cardinals have one of me. So shut the fuck up.
I was thinking Yeaaaa was having his/her first crystal meth experience. It reminds me of the Cho-time guy who I had to just filter out and ignore.
284,
Taking lame shots at me will not stem the tide. The Cubs are going to blow the entire division lead. You will feel bad. You deserve it.
OMG Murton droolz Monroe roolz
I knew the Cubs were going to choke. That’s why I decided to stop by to torment you guys. That and the fact that I’ve got nothing better to do than wait for my AIDS test results. Is positive good or bad? I can’t remember. I just know that nothing tastes better than a cock with a nice oozing scab on it. Can’t help myself. Ha! Murton sucks!
If that’s all the Cubs can count on they’re in trouble.
I’ll blow you 286.
Good thing that trade hasn’t bitten the Cubs in the ass or anything.
Why would I feel bad? I am a fan, but I have other things going for me for sports.
I’ll feel bad for 15 minutes. Then I’ll get back to my life.
We love fucking you in the ass Chicago.
You’ve seen the Brewers’ bullpen, right? It is the sixth and the Tards are getting some hits. Sooner or later, you know who will be in to blow this shit wide open…
So, odds on me this week?
I say 75-25.
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and, gosh darn it, people like me…
298,
Sure you do, bud. That’s why you’re at this website during prime time on a week night. Because of your very fulfilling life.
I just sent a guy who was sure to be thrown out at second and he was. Don’t want to get too far ahead.
the mets and dbacks are also doing me, so dont feel alone cubs
I have no penis. I think Jim Edmonds shows a lot of hustle and has a nice ass. My collection of tranny porn is vast. I cried for a week after watching the last episode of Friends. Home Alone is my favorite movie.
Thank you…
# 306. Thank you! You da man.
I just got really pissed off when I saw the Cardinals hit into an inning-ending double play. This season is getting mpore bizarre every day.
Maybe…maybe not. Granted its a Wednesday night…options are kind of limited if you have something to do the next day. But at least I am not coming apart at the seams cause of one game. Bitching about how I am never going to watch the Cubs EVER AGAIN.
Just grab some vagisil, crank that Gilmore Girls, and eat some Chunky Monkey.
Good news. Milwaukee just pinch hit for Villanueva…
… and I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance.
1 Billion, for these pansies? I just stick to this hot dancer’s tits.
As the marlins closer I hope to cultivate many for the cubs in this 9th inning
I’ve totally given up.
Can the Cards win 2 and San Diego win 2? That’s what’s needed.
I’ve got the Marlins broadcast on MLB.tv. Tonight, they’ve had the “Papa Johns delivery of the night.” and the “Geico quote of the night.”
I wonder if McDonough is taking notes?
Since tonight is our final game in Milwaukee, no.
The Cards can’t win 2 – they can only win 1. They have a 4 game set with the Pads – so the Pads need to win 3. Anything is possible.
My bad. 1 and 3.
So, the Padres have to sweep, then. No problem.
Oh. Soriano’s up. Joy.
It’s so easy to hate that fucker.
I’m such a miserable prick about not getting hired as manager of the Cubs that I’m gonna manage every ghame of this series like it’s a Game 7, including making an ass out of myself over a guy missing a base.
Chuck, you make me laugh. (of course I’m drunk, though.)
agony.
Go Cardinals!
I’m vindicated. Yippeeeee!
I wonder if we dove all over the field and hacked away like this all summer long, maybe we’d be a little higher in the standings.
C’mon Cards!!!
……
Like I said, if the magic number ends up at 3 tomorrow…I don’t give a shit. Come on St. Louis. Do us one favor.
On a positive note, I’m dead.
I’ve been tossed again
I’ve gotten drunk again.
Anyone still here? I’m pitching
Our MVP Turnbow is in. FUCKIN-A-YEAH!
Cub’s MVP in the game….
If I hit a corner of the plate it is pure luck. All I do is throw it as hard as I can.
The Brewers hit Pujols on purpose down by 1 in the 8th.
OK Turdthrow, 2-0 bases juiced
Der Turnblow. MVP!
Derek Turnbow… clap clap clapclapclap.
Man I fucking love Turdthrow. Cubs MVP fo sho!
If Lassie drives in any here. He can do me.
Ah, Turdthrow. Thy name is like a freshly pinched loaf first thing in the morning: satisfying and offensive. Keep up the good work.
When you need an oil change…
I’m sooooo ta guchi cooochie right now.
The Genius saved me there.
I’d still like some more runs, but I’m not into Asians
I showed them whats what
and if you were to play the cubs every day also might have helped
I want Cub Killer So Taguchi to have my love child.
So Taguchi with the double. 6-2!
I want Aaron Miles to have my other love child.
If I didn’t know better, I’d say the Cards were actually trying to win this.
So guys, we’re going to be okay, right? We win tomorrow, we win one in Cincinnati, and the Brewers lose one to the Padres. That should happen, right? Because my liver can’t take much more of this.
Prophetic?
The Dbacks and Mets just wish thePhillies and Padres had Turdthrow.
Viva la Turdthrow!
Ryan, that sounds about right to me. My liver and my lungs and my sphincter need a break. My friends…well, I gave them up a few weeks ago.
That would be none
My wife is just ignoring me at this point. Probably a wise move.
CC Sabathia has no face
Racist
Facist.
Internal Server Error. WordPress. Fuck you. It’s just like the rolling blackouts of 2001 all over again. It’s just like the dark ages. All you guys deserve this.
LOL, I can’t even tell the actual yeaaaa posts from the mocking ones at this point.
Should we make the offs we wont have Turdthrow anymore…
Well… that was a gift
Sure hope that this jolts the cubs awake and demoralizes the brew crew
3…my bet that we clinch on friday is still a reality (got a lot of money with my milwaukee friends on that bet…so here is hoping)
yeaaaa can go buttfuck himself.
Work, beat off, Cubs game, beat off, sleep. Repeat.
Breeeve! oh wait. fuck.
You know, there is a me here, too… in between the ridiculously overconfident “it’s in the bag” posts and the woe-is-me, panic-stricken ones.
Me, I’m merely waiting for us to eek out a 1-5 season record against the friggin’ Marlins before I start jumping up and down like a little girl…
The “In The Bag” crowd is the same as the “Mommy! We’re going to choke” crowd.
It’s called being bi-polar. I think the typical, sane, fan is nervous about counting chickens, but also not about to jump ship.
Two games is a good lead with four to go, but it’s not that much.
We need San Diego to step up big tonight, and for Trachsel to pitch like he did in Game #163 of 1998.
Please don’t forsake me again, Lord.
I wonder why the Cubs’ game begins at me. Bizarre.