Pitching matchup:
Brewers: Ben Sheets 0-0, 0.00 ERA
Cubs: Carlos Zambrano 0-0, 0.00 ERA
Lineups
Brewers 0-0
Rickie “E-4” Weeks, 2b
Tony “Son of a fat Hall of Famer” Gwynn Jr., cf
Prince “Son of a fat tax evader” Fielder, 1b
Ryan “The farther I get from the ball the better off the Brewers are” Braun, lf
Corey “…(lame) Sunglasses at night (tired)…” Hart, rf
Bill “Much better against the Cubs than anybody else” Hall, 3b
JJ “Still living off one good month last year” Hardy, ss
Ben “See how smart my manager is” Sheets, p
Jason “Holy crap, I can’t even bat eighth” Kendall, c
Cubs 0-0
Dance Fever, ss
Al “Wow, it’s cold” Soriano, lf
Derrek “It’s June, It’s June, It’s June” Lee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Fukkake!, rf
PonDeRosa, 2b
Geovany Soto, c
Felix Pennsylvania, cf
The Lawnmower, p
IT’S WET!!
Can we post pictures this year?
Soto needs a nickname. I’ll throw “Fat and Sassy” out there. Surely we can do better.
Sorry Chuck, your colon blow photo will have to wait another year.
Oh, and isn’t it ironic that Jock and Tuffy look like Twins? I mean twins?
Here’s to another season of TV commercials burned into my memory thanks to WGN and the Cubs. After the Ernie Banks statue unveiling, I’m now learning about some detoxifying adhesive foot pads I can wear while I sleep. Awesome!
They’re made using Japanese Reflexology! hey, I wonder if Fukkake! can vouch for Kinoki foot pads….
That guy is paying dividends for Crane Kenney already.
Don’t forget the old people safety bathtubs.
No pics… Sucks to be Phil Hartmen. Or it did. Whatever.
I love Opening Day
I made it to another opening day!!! Will wonders never cease?
Anyone? Anyone?
If Geo is Han Soto, who is chewy?
http://www.cubworld.com/category/a_cubworld_cam
If only I could enjoy this somewhere other than the cubicle hell of The Man.
Go Cubs! My vote is for DeSoto. That was a big car and looked like it kind of hunkered down.
I have to go with Han Soto. Much better than my lame attempt.
In re: Soto, I think the answer is staring us in the face… Literally, if’n you got your browser pointed in the right direction:
8585
I was so much more common without Gmang.
In honor of Mike Tyson’s Punch Out, I nominate Soto Popinski.
I think MLB.TV has turned its back on me this year.
Pop ain’t got nothin’ on us.
Howdy folks! welcome to another exciting year of Cubs Baseball
here on WGN! I will start off this year by sending a big Hi! to my imaginary family back in Orlando, Fla. and also to the Beege.
Did you see what Dusty is up to with today’s Reds lineup? This shitbag is leading off KPatt and goes righty, lefty, righty, lefty etc. through the whole lineup. This son of a bitch is already trying to get fired.
He would have started Neifi at SS if he wasn’t still suspended for his roid use. Also, Jose Macias would have gotten the nod at 3B if he wasn’t hunting parachetes in his native Panama.
Kent Mecker and Gabor Bako also made the Reds lineup.
I feel so sorry for Reds fans this year having to put up with Dusty’s ignorant managing along with his sorry ass excuses for his ability to be a mananger.
These fans will be jumping off the bridge into the Ohio River, that’s for sure.
I heard a replay of Chip calling Ryan Zimmerman’s walk off last night, and of course Chip lost his mind he was so excited…even though he was announcing for the opposition. That crap never got old, did it?
And during the rain delay I expect Len to interview the Jockey and for the Jockey to talk about his favorite Web sites for a good 45 minutes.
Woah holy shit Baker Basher still roams!
Tarp’s comin’ off on ESPN!
Is that in Chicago or New York they are removing the tarp?
Rob Neyer claims that DirecTVs Extra Innings is showing home and road broadcasts of every game this year. Does anyone know if that’s true.
If it is, it’s the balls, slathered in steak sauce.
Wait…that doesn’t sound like a good thing. It’s just the balls. No steak sauce.
Soto-Rooter possibly?
28, I think they’re taking the tarp off of Daryle Ward.
0-2, 2K
I’d also like to know about Extra Innings, since this is the first year that MLB.TV is blacking me out of every got-damned game of baseball in the entire midwest.
If anyone knows how to work proxy servers please teach me the way! I tried it and it did not work.
Balls slathered in steak sauce ain’t bad.
To have. Not to eat, necessarily. The sauce is mildly astringent.
Hey, is the tarp back on the field or did Len and Bob tape this part of their intro? I thought we saw it come off.
Now is probably a good time to point this out. But thanks to the science of waxed paper, one lucky fan still has dry bologna sammiches.
We just said how valuable Gabor Bako is to the Reds. No, really.
Why was it posting with my full name? Seems so formal.
Gabor is multi-versatile, fellas.
No, wait, he’s mono-versatile. Never mind.
Hah! It’s not raining in Des Moines anymore! Suckers! Have fun getting all wet and stuff. It’s awesome here. I’m going to be judging a wet girdle contest at a bar out by the Stuckey’s this afternoon.
Makes Harry look like he has a blue beak! It’s rather disturbing.
Oh holy shit, I just figured out this proxy server thing, MLB.TV works now. This is going to be great.
Chicago Cubs 2008!
BCBers need to pitch in some money orders to buy Yellon a mobile device capable of posting pablum live! from the bleachers.
I’m dying to know what things are looking like out there from the average fan’s perspective.
“Rob Neyer claims that DirecTVs Extra Innings is showing home and road broadcasts of every game this year. Does anyone know if that’s true.”
The channel list for Extra Innings is 721-745 with a “-1” channel (e.g., 727-1) for most of them. Some of that is to accomodate additional HD, but there were three or four channels listed for lots of games, hich seems to mean both broadcasts of the game.
Oh holy shit, I just figured out this proxy server thing, MLB.TV works now.
Chicago Cubs 2008!
Awesome. I knew that the -1 were the HD feeds, but home and road would be great. It means that when I watch a team bash in the Cardinals brains now I’m not forced to listen to Al and Dannyboy. And, more Vin Scully when the Dodgers are on the road within the NL West.
As soon as this ceremony is over I’m divorcing him and getting custody of the statue.
My speech was almost coherent this year. The Cubs will great in 2008! I’m in denial that I am senile!
An avid reader, Baker’s office shelf is filled with leadership and motivational books written by the likes of John Wooden and Bill Walsh. Asked about his collection, Baker pulled out a book about Attila the Hun.
“Everybody will think I’m crazy for liking him,” Baker said. “Atilla the Hun is one of the best leaders of all time. I don’t think I could cut off hands and arms or something like that if you don’t do what I tell you. I liked that his people were all nationalities, all different languages, a lot of stuff.”
Is the steakballtits, and is well worth it.
When am I supposed to happen?
Around 2 PM Central
Dusty’s my kind of manager. I’d like to kill him and have my men rape his corpse.
How’s the visability? (man, you guys are not in regular season form yet).
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!
How’s the visibility? (man, you guys are not in regular season form yet).
……and the home of the BREEEEEEEVE!
Wayne Messmer ain’t got shit on me!
Simmer–any advice you want to pass along to an Iowan wishing he could watch MLB.tv. Link to using proxy server?
Call me Mr. Charisma.
How in the hell did I manage to get my worthless ass onto the field?
Hey Ben — I’ll put up a post on Desipio with comprehensive infos. For now, this is the site I got the info off of:
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/pro-sports/23130-mlb-tv-2.html
Read the #25th post for the info and the site. Right now it isn’t working very well at all for me, but it did bypass the zipcode blackout. For reference, I used an IP from France (none of the other ones seemed to work).
Hey Ben — I’ll put up a post on Desipio with comprehensive infos. For now, this is the site I got the info off of:
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/pro-sports/23130-mlb-tv-2.html
Read the #25th post for the info and the site. Right now, it isn’t working very well at all for me, but it did bypass the zipcode blackout. For reference, I used an IP from France (none of the other ones seemed to work).
I’m batting the pitcher 8th! I can’t lose!
3 pitch K Ogdens!!
Every other NL Central manager should follow in my footsteps, just as Ned has. Batting the pitcher 8th — it’s genius! (TM)
Sorry.
Know your credit score?
I had a chance to beat that out if it took 5 days to get the ball to first.
Hey Ben — this isn’t working very well for me and it isn’t letting me post at Desipio. If this works, read the #25th post for the info and the website. I’ll try to help more once I get it stable.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/pro-sports/23130-mlb-tv-2.html#post381824
move that boss button up above the ad, could you?
FUCK
Oy
FUCK!
Okay guys, enjoy me while you can, I’ll be on the DL in a few weeks. I’m thinking hangnail…
Can we get a new sound bite up for the Status?
I ALMOST took a walk. ALMOST.
I show Gwynn at third and Braun up to bat. Am I slow?
My elbow/wrist/shoulder/arm kind of hurt.
Apparently 98% of the pitches thrown so far have been fastballs.
Refresh.
Gameday seem up to speed for me. End of the first.
*FUCK*
Lee is awful.
Damnit! Carlos just passed me!
Don’t you just love the new gameday? Sure, it’s less functional and having everything visible at once was nice, but now it’s all Web 2.0 and pretty!
Sorry Ben — it doesn’t appear this is working for me anymore. While using the proxy I wasn’t able to post at all on this page (the internet kept eating my posts, then Desipio would tell me “duplicate comment”). The Cubs feed started to work on MLB.TV, but it glitched out. I gave up and went to audio.
In case you want to try it, I’ll give you the site. I’m going to be working with it throughout the day to try to get it to work. Read the #25th post on this link for the proxy site and the info on how to set it up.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/pro-sports/23130-mlb-tv-2.html#post381824
Sorry Ben — it doesn’t appear this is working for me anymore. While using the proxy I wasn’t able to post at all on this page (the internet kept eating my posts, then Desipio would tell me “duplicate comment”). The Cubs feed started to work on MLB.TV, but it glitched out. I gave up and went to audio.
In case you want to try it, I’ll give you the site. I’m going to be working with it throughout the day to try to get it to work. Read the #25th post on this link for the proxy site and the info on how to set it up:
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/pro-sports/23130-mlb-tv-2.html#post381824
I would have dove for that one.
And huge as fuck!
I was just messing with them. I had that ball the whole time.
Testing
Sorry Ben — it doesn’t appear this is working for me anymore. While using the proxy I wasn’t able to post at all on this page (the internet kept eating my posts, then Desipio would tell me “duplicate comment”). The Cubs feed started to work on MLB.TV, but it glitched out. I gave up and went to audio.
In case you want to try it, I’ll post the site. I’m going to be working with it throughout the day to try to get it to work. Read the #25th post on this link for the proxy site and the info on how to set it up.
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/pro-sports/23130-mlb-tv-2.html#post381824
3 up and 3 down in the top of the second.
Sorry Ben — it doesn’t appear this is working for me anymore. While using the proxy I wasn’t able to post at all on this page (the internet kept eating my posts, then Desipio would tell me “duplicate comment”). The Cubs feed started to work on MLB.TV, but it glitched out. I gave up and went to audio.
For some reason I can’t link the site here. It keeps entering the post, refreshing the page, and having the post vanish into thin air. Then, when I try to re-enter it, I get duplicate comment. I am stumbling out of the batters box to start the 2008 season!
E-ramis
Fukkake!
PonDeRosa
My Reds debut is going swell so far!
I have so many Cardinals to drive around this year
Sound similar to my attempts last year
FUK U, DO ME!
Fuk U! Do Me!
This shit is easy.
Double for Fukkake
we fuking suck!
I’ll put a post up on the message board once I get the proxy stuffs figured out. I want to think that one of these IPs will make the feed at least halfway watchable. At least Pat and Ron are here for the rescue.
Walk, dammit. I wanna hit a grand slam!
I’m gonna teach the Brewers a lesson.
And that lesson is that I strike out a lot. Hope they took notes.
I’ll still swing at anything.
It’s okay Felix…life ain’t easy bein’ a top prospect!
Just call me Korey.
Wow even ESPN2 is blacked out for me, what a day!
Nothing promotes the game more by making sure people can’t watch their hometown* teams on TV or on their computers.
*within 1500 miles
I got a 4 pitch walk? I’m batting 9th for a reason you know.
Z was so confused by me hitting ninth that he walked me.
Technical Difficulties!
Mid 3rd.
The rain has started again.
I guess I’ll have to do it all myself
I show that Brian Dopirak is available off the bench for the Cubs.
That is what we call “the funny stuff” #108.
no fantastico
Hey, he’s the same one that was supposed to be playing with me, Bobby, and David Kelton on the 2009 Cubs!
Love the term Ogdens! Backstory please?
Rain delay part 2
Here I come!
Here’s what I have to say about Dope:
“Dopirak was once a top prospect, but he is no one to concern yourself with in any Fantasy leagues. He might never amount to anything in the big leagues, it appears. Being removed from the 40-man roster tends to be a signal a prospect has lost his luster.
(Updated 08/08/2007). “
Hey Felix…you forgot that I was supposed to be the ace of the rotation for the 2009 Cubs.
Fuck
Jones, J. 0-4 2Ks
It’s the little things in life that make it so enjoyable.
Get we get some of that rain here in Cleveland, I need to wash the crap out of my pants.
Mark Burly gets rocked for 7 runs in the 2nd inning…life is good.
7 runs in 1.2 innings.
You guys got wax in yer ears?!
I said roll out the CARP, damn it!!
So I guess I’m coming out of the pen after the rain delay.
I’ve heard that song more times today than the rest of my life combined
This too. I don’t know about you all, but I find Jack Brickhouse to be a tad annoying.
0 for 2 so far! Dusty told me not to clog the bases for when Griffey and Dunn come up.
aaand we’re back.
I can’t tell what’s bigger. The tarp or Planet Fielder’s pants.
Ha! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Marty asks the Hillbilly about Korey, “Surprised he’s not bunting?”, and then Brantley proceeded to come up with some pile of crap about Dusty working with Korey to hit the ball the opposite way and that this pitcher (Brandon Webb) was perfect for Korey to do exactly that. (Now, we all know the real reason he wasn’t asked to bunt is because he is because he lacks the ability to do so.) Next pitch – he hit a line drive to Orlando Hudson at second.
3 up and 3 down for Z.
Did someone say Baker Basher was back?
Sweet Jesus.
I suck A1 covered balls right now…
I hate those slanties….
Fuck you, wind.
Indeed he is, Huey.
Indeed he is.
4000 RPS, Geishas
http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/story/10751672
Rock Paper Scissors, Fuku?
It’s, uh, Japanese for OPS
Unfortunately, I still participate in broadcasts.
Pie. Still looks the same.
Nuts!
Can we go back to Arizona?
The fifth inning already?
I might as well just collect my golden sombrero now…
Could we maybe wait for me to start before writing players off?
How long til I run out of gas and implode? My guess is this inning.
As long as Felix Pennsylvania bats eighth, this is what ur gonna get. Get used to it.
And anytime DLee wants to report for duty will be fine with me. Jeesh.
Seriously….we get to play this team of Hanley Ramirez and 8 frozen embryo’s like 18 more times this year?? FUCKING SWEET!
#156
You obviously weren’t around for last season’s stretch run.
Anonymity still gives people the chance to express full-fledged panic-striken terror at its most shrieking without looking like the sally that trhey are.
Can you blame them, Mike?
They’ve all seen it happen too many times!
How does one get to be able to expand my window so all data can be seen?
I suck…
Prince hasn’t seen me since middle school.
I could have gotten there if DeRosa took a month….scratch that…year..to throw that!
I had a nice trip, though.
Whaddaya think guys? Should I go to the pen in the seventh?
I got your implosion right here mang!
Planet Fielder can run the 40 yard dash in 6 days.
No.
Bitch!
Pour some more A1 on those balls baby!
No longer limiting my annoyance to Saturdays!!!!
Miss me already?
CONTACT!!!
Remember last year when I went 317/400/513?
Fuck you.
What was the best part of that, Carlos catching a pop-up or D-Lee clipping him from behind during the attempt? They don’t work on that stuff during the spring, so it’s all perfectly understandable.
There’s stirring in me!
It’s just the first game, and Sheets is a top pitcher pitching well, but I don’t like this lineup construction, and I don’t think Lou stays with it very long. I also hate Theriot. And Pie. And I think those two are likely to earn a lot of hate all year, if they stay in the lineup. DeRo isn’t very good either, but at least he hits it hard from time to time. Also, our second basemen is filling up the stat sheet already for the team holding him hostage. It’s going to be annoying to follow him as he continues to outperform our middle infield (combined), so- no more.
Z looks like he’s turned a corner. And considering how good he was already, that could be scary for the NL.
I think it’s time we start warming up.
I’m up bitches.
One hard hit ball all game and I panic. I’m a coward.
Fuck you Bill Hall!
Get off my base! That’s my base!
Really, Soriano and Fukkake should be switched, but that’s about as far as you could go. DeRosa should lead off with Theriot at the bottom of the order, but that’ll never happen.
Uh-oh. Another forearm cramp?
Here I come!
Hey Carlos, have a banana or two get a little potassium in youse.
It just wouldn’t be a Cubs game without some angst. Seriously, how do you become dehydrated during the wettest opener in history?
Brent called it a “finger cramp.” Doesn’t look like a huge deal.
Hey, another one pitch strikeout!
Huh?
Was that me?
Let’s get some runs.
Looks like the same cramps that drive him out of a couple games a year. Sometimes they’re in his left arm, this one was clearly in his right. At least, we hope that’s all it was.
It’s Turd Throw time, isn’t it?
This Sheets guy sucks.
Am I the only one here who can hit American pitching? Christ.
Screw you round eyes.
Paying off already
I’ve been Fukkaked!
Fuku is my daddy.
Fuku is my daddy
Star Star Star U! Do Me!
Note to Torres: My name is NOT Bill Hall.
I’m a rine drive machine!
We get it, they gave you a statue. Now shut the fuck up.
#201
That’s rine dlive machine.
Nice job, DeRosa! That’s how you take one for the team!
Ouch!
Hero time, ogdens!
Let’s let Soto beat us here, because that Pennsylvania kid is on deck.
I learn much about American baserunning from Bill Hall.
Huh?
See? It’s not just me!
I suppose by Fukkake standing there between second and third and letting DeRosa get into scoring position he did the right thing, technically. But shit, all he has to do is run to third, Kendall can’t throw anybody out.
I rearn to lun watching WGN Cubs games in the 1980s.
My chance to be the hero!
Ned, the play here is to bring in Shouse so the Cubs have to pinch hit for Felix. Right?
Or not.
The Cubs, turning a single, then a HBP, then a walk into zero runs since 1909.
My Japanese to English dictionary says that Kosuke Fukudome roughly translated is “Tuffy Murton”
How long till I’m the everyday starting CF?
I’m kind of afraid to ask, but was there a celebrity guest conductor?
No celebrity. Just what’s left of Ernie Banks.
I’m going to make the NL my bitch!
I love that Kendall gave that a homer pose and Theriot caught it.
Looks like Marmol was permanently scarred from is DS outing last year.
I need a bath.
My final statline:
0-4, 3 LOB
Cheers!
I must die.
Bring me the head of Derrick Turnbow!
Is Guillermo Mota Dominican for Derrick Turnbow at least?
I’m going yard.
Here I come!
Ronny C’s in the Fat Kangaroo position. He’s already got his batting helmet ready to pinch run (and get picked off.)
I look anorexic next to Planet Fielder
I’m the Neifi of relief pitchers
i wish you guys still had me
I just saw Ronny Cedeno. I must shoot my TV now.
Did you see the fat ladies in the pink Wrigley Field sweatshirts? They look like a pair of deranged Easter bunnies.
I thought I was the only one who saw the fat pink ladies?!?!?!
Nice at bat. Looks like a Felix Pennsylvania crap out in the box score though.
Time to get scrappy!
Ward was doing his best to keep Cedeno out of the game. Thank god.
Just FYI, I recorded 3 strikeouts on 8 pitches.
Damn I’m good.
I’m going to pretend it’s September and give this one a ride.
top 4 hitters are oh for me
I am David Eckstein without David Eckstein’s ability
Or, maybe not.
The Sallies are in me today.
Wood in in a tie game?
That’s an inauspicious start to the ninth.
First Opener I miss since ’95 and sure enough it’s the first awesome pitchers duel between two Opening Day-worthy starters.
dont come in in the 9th innig of a tie game is lou telling us something?
Lou went out there to make Planet wait and get some hunger pains going.
Yeah, I’m telling you that Wood sucks – and will have a fucking blister on his pitching hand in a week or so.
How long til I’m named closer?
i am a little shaken now thanks lou i appreciate you bringing me in, in non-save situation fuckig brilliant.
Oh my god! Season over! Pack up the truck! Trade the veterans! Cut payroll!
This season is over. Wait till next year. Our team sucks.
How long till we realize it’s the first fucking game of the year and come in off the ledge?
See?
You deserve this! You asked for this!
Wow my internet picked a great day to shit out on me.
Shit, I could have done that.
I’m going on the DL tomorrow.
God I made a dumb decision.
Opening day booing – ouch.
Every game counts! That’s why it’s fung to panic!
I’m sure Al’s taking applications at BCB, why don’t you go over there.
i agree with ou’s move briging in Wood in a tie game in the 9th totally.
Between this loss and the next game.
I’ve been busier than Herman Franks at an all-nude postgame buffet, but this place sucks now with all this wrist-slitting.
You’re entitled to nothing, but oh-no keep up the melodramatic bitching.
You Sallies have ruined the Cubs Live! forever. Congratulations, douchebags.
we won the division by me last year so yeah one game does not matter a all in fact we got one more to play with for the remaining 161 no problem we are in great shape.
Amen, Huey.
Please, shut the fuck up.
Like I said at HJE, the window ledge is hardly the place to be when the calendar has yet to flip to “APRIL”. I used to get harassed all the time for telling people to be patient/calm down/chill the eff out and drink one/smoke one. Now’s the time to chill. NATCH
Look, it’s one thing to throw a fit after a tough loss in the middle of a tight division race in September, like last year, and it’s another to bitch and moan after possibly losing a pitcher’s duel to a top 10 pitcher in the first game of the season. Christ.
only because you said please
This game isnt over until I say it is.
272… Please:
1. Close your browser.
2. Learn basic English grammar.
3. Purchase a Lady Bic at your local Walgreens or CVS.
4. Apply to wrist crosswise.
You’ll be doing everyone a favor.
Love the cheering for Fukudome!!!!!!
Frank Zappa is in the Brewers’ dugout.
WOULD YOU BELIEVE?!?!?!
Sayonara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
every game counts we are done
THIS GAME ISNT OVER UNTIL I SAY IT IS
Think I was a good signing?!
HELO TIME!!!
HE IS WHO WE THOUGHT HE WAS!
OK– one more.
How many blown saves can fit in me?
And thus starteth the legend.
FUKU Gagne.
I’m swinging from my ass.
Will all the GameCast Bitches please file out in an orderly fashion?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Why am I not being pinch-hit for?
World Series here we come. Fuku for President!!
Nice shot of the lesbian with the garden gnome.
Ow, my stiches!
Time to get gritty!
Felix has to run here. It IS Jason Kendall after all.
I thought I was the only who saw the lesbian with garden gnome!!!!
Again…
I don’t want to know the places that gnome’s pointy hat has been.
Just got the Pat + Ron call in time after the Kosuke HR. Good times.
When did Fontenot start doing his Khalil Greene look?
Wait, there are homosexuals at Wrigley now?
Fuck you Apex!
Are there homothecksuals at Wrigley? Yeth, honey!
Wrigley’s in Boyz Town, ain’t it, 306?
I know where that pointy hat has been.
Hello!
Craig Fucking Counsel. Is he on the HJE Cub Killers list?!
Ned’s brilliance is on display. Thanks to hitting the pitcher eighth he’s got Kendall up to bunt now. Or, it could be complete fucking coincidence, considering I don’t think this lineup is built with the 10th inning in mind.
Way to set up the double play, Rickie!
Well, the Cubs are guaranteed a baserunner in the tenth. Ned will make Riske hit somebody because he’s so macho!
There goes my hard earned win. Oh, never mind. You know what I meant.
Is there a valid reason why I’m not in to face Fielder?
My pants weigh more than theriot.
shit
Well, Soto had that one surrounded.
Soto you got it I’m fine over here thanks.
I’m clearly too good for this team
OK, let’s get two!
Gabe Kapler? Seriously?
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Listen, I might be the best thing to happen with all the negativity going on. The pissers and moaners can jump off a ledge, and Soriano can tie it up here with a solo job.
I also could be an option for cheeseheads who realize David Riske is pitching….
Why can Kendall shit like this but I can’t?
Oh well. Try again tomorrow. Good day, mates.
and one aint bad.
We don’t play tomorrow.
That Kosuke kid — I think he will play a fine game of baseball for the Cubs this year.
We suck! It’s over!
Fuckin’ A.
It’s like Bruce Weber recruited these guys or something.
“It’s like Bruce Weber recruited these guys or something.”
Recruited whom? The Desipio GameCast posters?
Sounds about right.
I wouldn’t even recruit those cocksuckers.
Huh?
I dunno. Something about rats getting run over by Cadillacs, I think.
Bruce Weber is basket-ball, right?
Per the official Cubbie Website:
“I can see second base from the dugout for the first time ever,” Milwaukee manager Ned Yost said. “I can see my left fielder. The grass is very short and very fast, which is very strange for Chicago.”
Nah, Ned, “strange for Chicago” would be to see hetrosexuals attending games at Wrigley Field.
We’re awesome. And progressive!
what the hell was all that crap…
Um, I’m cool?
I think he just likes the ghey jokes.
I’m guessing some hardened old Sox fan once warned this guy to be on guard against the homos anytime he sets foot north of Roosevelt.