Pitching matchup:
Reds: Aaron Lemon Harang, 1-1, 2.14 ERA
Cubs: Clowny Dempster, 1-0, 0.69 ERA
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Pitching matchup:
Reds: Aaron Lemon Harang, 1-1, 2.14 ERA
Cubs: Clowny Dempster, 1-0, 0.69 ERA
I am the titballsack.
Corey’s back in town, and I’m up to slumpbuster weight!
Boo! Cubs suck! I’m a pussy who gives up at the first sign of struggle! Hate me and my unreasonable scorn as I make your gamecast night a living hell through the numerous waves of my ridiculous negativity!
Reds
Korey, cf
Keppinger, ss
Griffey the Younger, rf
Phillips, 2b
VORP Donkey, lf
Encarnacion, 3b
Votto, 1b
Gabor!, c
Harang, p
Cubs
Alf, lf
Dance Fever, ss
MVLee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Fukkake!, rf
PonDeRosa, 2b
Geo, c
Felix Pennsylvania, cf
Clowny, p
Dude, #3. Seems like old times.
Dusty, you can’t claim $14,000 in toothpicks because you didn’t use them for business last year. You can, however claim that $400 of ass cream.
Good times. Footage of Dusty screwing up the double switch in 2004 against the Reds. And they hired this douche?
What’s the phone number up in the booth? I need to have a chat with Len.
I’m much better now. I saw two pitches in that at bat! You can’t strike out on two pitches.
Two outs. Zero bases clogged. Dusty’s got this team in mid-season form.
Nice to see Alf sprain his ankle on his “hop” for no reason in left.
FEAR the glove wiggle!
Now I look like even more of an idiot for doing the compulsory “leap” before catching every fly ball!
Did Alf just hop himself onto the DL?
Am I the only one who thinks entire teams wearing me is stupid?
I don’t play well til June anyway. This is me getting rest for when I can actually do some good.
Hee hee.
Snap!
I sense a Dumbass du Jour coming my way.
Soriano you are a fuckin’ idiot.
Hey, my pants are vibrating. Oh, it’s just my phone.
This is the stupidest player I’ve ever seen. That’s just really- the dumbest injury I’ve ever seen. Ever.
Hey DeRosa, get your outfielder’s mitt.
Hey, it’s not like he fell down the dugout steps.
When is the next bus to Chicago?
Or punctured his eardrum with a Q-tip.
I often hopped when taking the babyseat out of the car.
Why didn’t I lead off? Can’t I play every outfield position? And have been hitting decently?
#22…..I have an even better one…..A-chooo!
what happened to soriano? i only have gamecast and it tells me fontenot is pinch hitting
ACHOOOOOOO!
Adam Dunn covers a lot of ground out there. Standing still.
I hopped while catching a flyball and then started limping. So, good times!
I hope no one hits anything that’s not within 2 feet of me…oh shit!
All these 42 are really going to fuck up Al’s scorecard.
I’m in awe of Gabor’s cat-like movements behind home plate.
You know, when he lifts his leg and licks his ass.
to #32: BUT HE TAKES SO MANY WALKS *splooge*
I’m batting eighth. Because the lineup is so deep, or because my manager is a dumbass. You decide.
This doesn’t make any sense. The Cubs have a new leftfielder and second baseman? Don’t they have to change pitcher’s, too? Dude, Lou doesn’t know how to double switch.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz dude zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hank Aaron zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz not my fault zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Fukudome, rf
DeRosa, 2b
Lee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Soto, c
Murton, lf
Pie, cf
Theriot, ss
Damn right I told Dusty he should manage. I wanted to kick his ass for 15 years!
Fukudome, rf
DeRosa, 2b
Bonds, lf
Lee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Soto, c
Pie, cf
Theriot, ss
Here comes the homer.
Last two pitches.
Adam dude, get the bat off your shoulder and start hacking.
My strike zone is tiny!
Time to walk everybody!
Fucking base cloggers! Didn’t you watch the first inning? Do that!
Not in lineup order, but…
C- Soto
1B – Lee
2B – DeRo
3B – ARam
SS – Fontenot/ Theriot platoon
LF – Murton
CF – Reed Johnson
RF – Kosuke
That would be really good. But Soriano will probably be back soon. And lou seems intent on getting Pie starts, for no apparent reason. And he doesn’t seem to have looked at the stats and seen that if you platoon the two Frenchmen, you have a decent shortstop.
Edwin Encarnacion is NOT clutch, remember that guys!
Stop throwing balls! I don’t want to pitch! I’m not done highlighting my copy of “No Stinkin’ Thinkin’!”
The jig might be up on my charade.
Ryan, don’t you be usin’ no language like that on Jackie Robinson day, dude.
I’m on deck! Time to panic!
Remember when I used to do this in the ninth inning trying to protect a 1 run lead? Yeah, good times.
I love that sinker. It’s so fun to swing over. Three times.
Ahh, Votto, Gabor and Harang are me.
1 pitch 1 out! Thank you Gabor. That’s the way you do it, dude!
Wow, Aaron Harang looks just like me.
Weird, I just saw a Cubs outfielder catch a ball without his ankle exploding.
One of my favorite sayings is “when you throw a 5 pitch inning, be sure to throw over 20 in the next to even things up a tad.”
Dusty, you see that? I got your game plan down!
Anybody know where I parked my hog? I left a case of Keystone Light in the saddlebag!
That is why I love the best catcher in baseball.
Had em all the way! Yay me! Who wants me to stick a rubber chicken in their pants?
Don’t tell me you guys were worried.
DeRosa what’s the with catch, mang? You got to do the hop.
Who’s this squinty dude? Is that Macias!?!
This whole thing about Soriano injuring himself while doing his catch hop is a joke, right?
Moo. I strained my calf. See you peckers in May.
Code for amputation is on the horizon?
Wait, are you telling me that paying a “30” year old outfielder for his legs was a bad idea? I’m shocked.
RV,
Sadly, no.
Modern medicine is amazing. You’ll be back in no time, Alf. Oh, gotta go, somebody’s got some envelopes to seal.
Worship me.
No one watching was born in 1889. We don’t know what a fucking buggy whip is.
Dusty remember all of the good times we had here? Please take me back when my suspension is over. Please!!!
I was alive in 1889, #77.
Bomb. 2-0.
I mean 2-1. I didn’t hit it hard enough to knock their run off their score.
I love the Reds.
I almost had that one.
I know have a third of the homers from our left fielders.
Or now. I’m going to stop typing now. Maybe I need them to burn off a section of my finger?
Wow. I miss one inning and said inning includes a hopping injury and a 5 pitch masterpiece from Dempster. Strange things are afoot…
Ironically, some have compared me to Korey. I wonder why?
Who wanted Brian Roberts again? DeRosa kicks asss!
Hey Corey! Catch!
Do I need to point out to Baker Basher that DeRosa and Roberts would be in the lineup right now? Nah. Never mind.
I can rake!
I got a hit! Thats funny right? Pull my finger!
I like that Pie dude. The dude doesn’t stand at the plate looking at pitches.
Source?
Now would be a good time that as ridiculous as Alf’s injury was. It’s not even the most ridiculous calf strain a Cubs leftfielder has suffered against the Reds. In 2002, Moises strained his while standing in the outfield during batting practice. On opening day.
an injury named me does not sound like the DL
Who needs Brian Roberts when you have me? I’ve got sneaky power.
(laughs at the comment in 94) Nicely played.
Oh, I beg to differ 96. I beg to differ. Now I need to go pee on my hands.
We’re removing Soriano’s leg right now. He should be as good as new in no time.
OMG Soriano’s injury was just soooo ‘Cub’ wasn’t it!
Did anybody else hear me tell William Jackson that with the Bears it’s OK to lose every game as long as you beat the Packers? That might just happen in 2008.
Corey, dude, did you just look at 2 straight pitches?
Hey Marty…drop me a line sometime.
Did I see my picture on the TV? You miss me, Chicago, don’t you buddies!
Bartman!
What does that GEO stand for on Soto’s gear?
I don’t like leads.
Am I old enough to be a bat boy yet?
A strained calf kept me out for a long time. Ruined my whole season too! Good luck Cubs fans.
I’ll bet it stands for Get Everything Over. It’s a motivational tool for the pitchers!
fuck you Dempster, I give you a lead and this is what you do with it?
I’m like a little bit of shit. I’m all over the place.
I am back fellas! Not that other guy who was playing, but the real me! Wanna hear a joke about a rabbi, a preacher, and Dusty Baker?
Dempster’s glove wiggling is just his way of reminding the other Friends of Nancy that he’s ready for a good buggering after the game.
Hey Kerm! Is this the punch line you were talking about?
Which Direction am I blowing today?
I’m going to just say that Dusty is blaming the crown on the infield for him being a dumbass for four years in Chicago.
I’m never to old to sit on Pop’s lap! See you guys in the postgame presser!
I enjoy walking guys. I want as many guys as possible to see Derrek’s neat new 42 jersey!
All this bitching about not being able to see the field because of me. What was I the Alps?
Do you guys think you’ll get the lead again? I’m just wondering how many of them I’ll surrender tonight.
I once escaped the Nazi’s by running into short left!
Get the Jergens ready, boys! I’ll be in the booth on Friday!
Hellooooo!
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Gee, Tom Arnold was available? Who knew?
The only work I get these days is singing the 7th inning stretch.
Dusty always had the Cubs ready to beat the Tards. I’ll bet the Cubs are the new Tards. Oh, how humiliating.
We just cheered loud for a lazy pop up.
The crowd going nuts at a 300 foot fly never gets old.
Actually, Dusty always had the Cubs ready to get a 6-0 lead on the Cards. Beating them was another story.
the thing is the crown is much more difficult to see over during the day-light because grass reflects sun light thats why grass is green you see it was brought over here to reflect the sun thats why you dont see infields made of black-top.
I’m in town? The assclown quotient just went up.
That pop out had a chance to be an inside the park home run if it was hit to left.
I’m just going to sit here and watch the photosynthesis.
174 times tonight — Oh, jeez!
What the fuck is that s’posed to mean, 131?
I’m facing the bottom of the order. This should be a 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 inning.
You bitches on Sheffield better get ready!
DeRosa took me.
I don’t end with the pitcher.
I talked to Bako before the game and he said early in the season, when he’s feeling strong he uses a 34 inch rolled up wet newspaper. Later in the season he’ll move to a 31 incher.
That’s ok Gabor. At least you swung at the first pitch.
Bartleman!
We need more outfielders.
Oh, my arm! I think it’s broken!
Dr. Beeper: That could be a fractured ulna. You’ll have to forfeit.
Al I’m comin to se ya i think this is the big one
OW!
Paul Bako hit his first Cub homer on the day I was memorialized. He had been on the team for nearly two full seasons. Fuck that stupid prick in the eye with his ghey dad’s ghey dick.
Dusty is in town and Cubs players are dropping like flies. Just like old times.
I’m assuming that Votto is playing because he was able to get a forged Dominican birth certificate that says he’s 36 years old.
Wait a minute. Bob is explaining why Lou moved DeRosa to left instead of putting Reed Johnson in and said, “If you use Johnson, you’re going to have somebody playing out of position.”
And what’s DeRosa doing?
Did len just say I could play third oh boy thats a stretch.
Reed Johnson games played by position:
Left – 334
Center – 63
Right – 185
Mark DeRosa’s career games in left – Counting tonight: 14
Nice try, Bobo.
My career games in LF: 398.
Mark DeRosa’s career games in LF: 14
I’m not sure what I like best about tonight’s game. It’s either the roast duck my girlfriend (!) brought home or the Belgian ale I brought home. Nothing else has me all that keyed up.
I don’t like that new guy on the Cubs. The dude just takes too many pitches.
“Kosuke’s weakness is the breaking ball that starts outside and ends up in the dirt by his back foot.”
How many guys throw a curve that breaks three feet?
I mean other than Amanda Wurlitzer.
Roast duck? Calm down there, fancy boy.
Jackie Robinson hit five homers at Wrigley? That’s why they call the basket out there Robinson Road!
Really I should just spot the pitcher two strikes before I even get to the plate I mean why waste everybody’s time.
Nice to see how much Felix learned with his game winner in Pissburgh. He’s back to trying to pull everything.
Why do people compare me to Corey?
Yeah, so, I kinda suck. I do have five tools though!
I saved Reed so he can pinch hit for Pie…duh.
Don’t worry if the Reds have the lead late in game. Dusty is sure to use me sometime tonight.
Ah, Dancing With teh Tsars is on now. I’ve lost control again. Where are the Bolsheviks when you need them most? Oleg? Kurt? Fork?
there is a lot of me in Corey’s stance.
I’ll swing at anything. Seriously, roll the ball up there and I’ll swing at it.
Watch me, Felix! Maybe you’ll learn something!
Felix don’t let people get on you for striking out. Watch me and you can ground out to first instead.
The Bolsheviks? The factories are lousy with them!
I hope the bullpen is well rested.
Pea Eh leads the league in me.
Reds v. Dr. Zhivago, discuss.
It all comes down to Julie Christie v. Diane Keaton.
That’s a rout of Ted Lilly proportions.
I’ve got the Hollandsworth mullet going.
DeRosa looked like he was going to play the eventual carom off E-ramis’ glove.
Damn Apex. My girlfriend never gets me roast duck.
The Cubs need to score in the next half inning. You don’t want to wait to get into that vaunted Reds’ bullpen.
Seeds of doubts in my mind? I’ve have to be awake first, dude.
I’ve thrown about 100 pitches this inning.
Duuude….where is Holly? He would look really good on my team right now!
I had my knee scoped today. See, that’s why I lost. Not because I couldn’t make a putt.
I’ve smoked a lot of weed in my day, and when you get a bad that’s mostly seeds of doubt, well, dude, that just sucks.
Bad, bag, whatever, dude.
Don’t worry, 181, I’ll throw about seven this inning.
There is a lot of knee action in an 8ft put 183.
Which Muppet do I not look like? God, am I real?
We’re all over the Comcast booth tonight!
Anybody want some action with me on my knees?
I had a sore calf once. She bled at first but not the whole time.
There’s that sneaky power.
Everyone is saying Tiger’s career is over! Except for me. I’m the voice of reason.
Just try to keep me out of the lineup! How much you wanna bet Lou gives me a shot to “Izturis” Theriot this year?
Yeah, no shit. What was with Rozner’s “nobody thinks Tiger can win” column? He couldn’t be more out of touch in John Travolta’s bubble.
I should have stuck with radio. My face was perfect for it.
Len’s talking about me! My ears are burning! I’m ready to hop a freight train and head on into the big city!
Chumps, just clog those bases.
Not so fast, Murton. I’m only a phone call away. Play me in left, lead me off and make the playoffs (only to lose in excruciating fashion, but still, it’s something.)
This park will not hold me.
Oh shit, I have a lead again.
I nearly have Aaron Harang “fixed.”
Don’t worry, Ryan. I got this!
That’s a good place to put (Lee) in the lineup. Right after two guys who got on base.
I’m very smart. And I brought home duck.
Okay guys, I got sick of your bitching. You can have your MVP back. Happy?
Here is the thing. Dempster may be back to his old ways…but so am I.
If that smell isn’t clogged base, I don’t want to know what it is.
Please don’t wake me up. I’m taking a nice nap.
I’m fixed.
Wasabi!
Len likes to make a big deal out of how Fukkake always tosses his bat into the same spot. Big deal. Corey does it, too. Right in the bat rack, every time.
Give us a minute to squeeze one out over Fukudome.
Everyone keeps saying Derrek Lee sucks this year. I beg to differ.
“When and if Felix figures out how to handle two strike pitches…”
When AND if?
I refused to swing at that weakass shit in spring training bating practice.
Reed Johnson appears to be a close talker.
Booooo! (Throw over to first.)
Ghey Mariotti: They’re booing Dusty!
Is Bob saying that Dusty is utterly predictable?
According to the gamecast, I have the most inconsistent strike zone.
Please, somebody invent a club and beat us to death with it.
…is that bad?
Why?
Dunn can’t homer from first.
Here comes the tying run to the plate.
I’d have swung at Fontenot’s “throw.”
I’m doing my best Ronny Cedeno impression…..wait….maybe I am Ronny Cedeno!
See guys? I’d be a great shortstop.
Just mail me my gold glove.
I’ll mount a seltzer bottle on it!
I’ll start this DP myself.
shove it, Buck Martinez!
Hey, April 19 is pederast day! The first 6,000 kids 7 and under will get a Dora the Explorer doll! And the first 6,000 pederasts will get a boner and arrested!
I hope Soto gets on base so I can strike out right after him.
Tell me more about this Dora the Explorer promotion.
Aaron dude, you’re throwing a complete 200 pitch game today.
Hey Rob, can we chat for a minute?
You can’t even THINK about benching Pie for two months!
Five tools in action!
One day I’ll be as good as Korey.
How DARE you boo Felix? How DARE you?
Oh, I’m pushing my luck here. More Dempster!
The old bunt and run with the speedy Geovany Soto.
I just got hooked up with Pat and Ron for the first time this year and was already all totally fuckin’ blissed out. Now?!!! I found out there’s a Desipio Night Gamecast special. Life is goooooood. (Ron in the background: “wow.”)
I’m singing the 7th inning stretch. Am I a porn star?
I call that at bat “The Pie.”
When am I officially named starting CF?
Damn, I meant to swing at that first pitch.
There are two of me: one is an Olympic volleyball medalist, and the other is a porn star!
Dempster must be done if he gave up a hit to Gabor.
I thought I was singing.
Why is Lee holding me on?
If Carlos is up in the pen, why am I still in?
Don’t question Lou. He has plans for everything.
You can see the bandaid from my lobotomy.
I show that pitch to Hatteberg was right down the middle of the plate?
Because Howry still has another month or two of stinking.
GOSH
Wow, that was dumb.
Well, time to strike out the side.
My strike zone is tiny….
We’ve voted to blow every save when Dempster’s pitching.
I clog de bases for you mang
See, I was setting up the force.
I throw better with my glove than my hand. That was nice.
Who knew?
Hey, the porn star can count up to 3.
I can’t sing, but I have a very nice ass.
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And I dumped former Fish catcher Matt Treanor so I’m single, boys!
Misty May has an assload of us.
It’s my world, and you are all just living in it.
Oh, I guess I didn’t dump Matt. Yet.
How many more A-listers will we get?
She seems to be an expert on balls.
Bob: “Does the wind effect the volleyball like it does a baseball?”
Misty: “No, the inflated orb is impervious to the wind.”
Beach volleyball players are us.
Hey Len, you want a heej? Oh wait, I’m the volleyball player not the porn star.
This shit is easy.
I am so uncomfortable and lame.
That Misty girl just said she got sick from too much sun. Well dudes, she is white.
Len: “You are the number one ranked beach volleyball player in the world. Why should anyone give a shit?”
Don’t worry I’ll strike out.
Did somebody say A lister?
While I’m here, anybody got some blow?
I’ve been hit with countless balls.
How many balls has she been hit with?
….some WNBA player?
“Matt wanted to give up, and I said, you don’t want the ‘what ifs.’ You know like what if the Marlins give away every good player and need shitty ones like you just to field a team?”
Let the record show that E-ramis busted it out of the box. Well, for him.
I almost made the catch on that one. Almost.
Intentional wok.
Misty, they weren’t booing you. They don’t know who you are.
Let’s clog the bases
Is the broad in the booth a slump buster?
If you read the scoreboard updates on Comcast too quickly it says, “Cubs left fielder had his knee operated on by Tiger Woods.”
Where art thou?
Hey 279, as soon as I catch my breath, I’m going to…nevermind it’s too much work.
If Corey could find a cutoff man with a map, E-ramis wouldn’t have scored.
In Japan after intentional wok, we only advance one base per batter to help pitcher save face.
Why change pitchers for Felix?
I’ll (probably) get to pinch hit here. Thank God too because Pie is stinking it up.
Nice move Dusty. Instead of a righty against hapless Felix, he brings in a lefty to “force” Lou to use a better hitter. Oh, how I miss his strategic brilliance.
I’m a dumbass. I’d rather face Vag Face than a struggling Pie.
I’m really glad to get me some Ron, but I always forget about Pat’s exaggerated enunciation. Stimulus overload.
Dudes, I just out foxed old Lou.
Hey Felix, I’m gonna let you hit.
(Pause)
Ah, I’m just kidding. Sit down.
You can make a hell of a stir fry in me
Man, I need to get back into baseball. The Reds may need someone else for those all important lefty-lefty matchups!
Wow. I wasn’t kidding.
Why am I facing a lefthander?
Nah, this guy’s gonna walk Felix. You watch.
I saw five pitches. That’s progress, fellas.
Felix earned me. This won’t be his last either if lou keeps playing him.
I repay your trust in me Lou by striking out again. But this time I looked at a couple of pitches.
Uh. Wow.
Just. Wow.
That was a well-placed K there by Felix. It was almost Hank-esque in it’s usefulness. Now Lou doesn’t have to pull Marmol from the game. Pinch-hitting Reed there might have resulted in the inning getting extended and Howry coming in and all kinds of suck. Yay.
It was nice to hear all the booing for Dusty – especially the part where game day audio does not play the commercials – so you only hear crowd noise.
Felix’ s last ten at bats. 1-10, six K’s.
At least we remember the one. Guh.
I want to Pie to get a chance, but he’s not making it easy. Looks like a lost puppy up there.
I just threw up in my pants at that slider.
St. Louis is heading for win number 10. Too many times. Too many times.
The 0-2 change to Dunn, though taken for a ball, was a sweet-ass pitch.
Marmol faces the heart of the Reds order now.
You are welcome.
The Brewers signed Jeff Weaver. Good times.
Perfect night. Three walks and a K.
Go fuck yourself country boy! Sit your country ass DOWN.
You know, I could have hit for Felix and stayed in the game. Hell, let Marmol hit with two out if I get on, he’s swinging better than Felix.
I am good at pitching.
Balls.
Wow. A 3-2 change. Our little flamethrower is turning into a “pitcher.”
I would have Marmol’s kids. And if any of you beat me to it, I’d watch and nod in appreciation.
Where’s my pencil? I need to write down important stuff, like what song Kerry comes in to next inning!
If we broadcast in HD you could pick my nose from your couch.
I should get a day off tomorrow. At this rate, I’ll be done in July.
Look at the size of that knob!
Bob just said, “Let me tell you about Reed Johnson and the bat he uses at the plate.” As opposed to the bat he uses at shopping malls or car washes?
Look at the size of Reed’s nob.
Ah, the musky stench of a single.
Felix. Bring a stadium cushion to the rest of the home stand.
I’m loving the size of Johnson knob!
That ball bunted him!
See? Felix saved every one us. Just like Flash did the other day.
Hey, that girl with the sign is really cute. Too bad the sign probably says something retarded about Theriot.
Bunting is hard.
I would like to sit in the dugout and put tape on Reed’s knob. Just like I used to do for Sammy.
Check out my bouncy man boobs!
Dusty, when in the hell are you going to put me in the game?
Man boobs and a big knob!
How many dudes do I have in the bullpen? I may use all of them tonight.
It’s not that bad. It says “We ditched work today to see the Cubs.”
Weee!
Time to get out the whuppin’ stick.
Kerry always says that when you get him up you’ve got to let him finish.
Ah ha haha hah WHOA MAN
Somebody dig up Harry and tell him we’re the new “Daily Double.”
Same old Cubs. Can’t score without some homers.
What just happened?
This isn’t me. My teams don’t play this way.
That look of exasperation and helplessness on Dusty’s grill when he’s long since resigned himself to the fact that he’s been pwned… I never thought I’d be this happy to see it.
Belgian ale and roast duck will do that for me.
I DON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!
Lou’s going with Michael Wuertz in the ninth, so that Kerry can still get a save.
Sigh…ah, the Daily Double.
Does Lou know that we have only a 5 run lead?
“Do we have that great Ed Hartig note about how long his mother’s flesh stayed on her corpse before it fell off and congealed to the floor?”
Might as well put Mitch in there. Let him work his weak shit out now. We need Rich later this week.
Did Bob say to get Wuertz back on that bicycle? He’d better be careful, those things are dangerous.
Black dudes play better in the day. White dudes play better at night. When do you play yellow dudes?
Ahem.
Sunrise.
That ought to help Michael’s confidence.
Nice start for Wuertz.
Wait, didn’t I do that in Philly too
I don’t waste any time when it comes to sucking.
GEEEEEZ … Fucking Christ
I am a shell of a man
Is allowing six straight baserunners a bad thing?
jesusfuckingchrist
At least I didn’t give up a home run to Gabor.
This shit is getting OLD.
That’s enough of that shit.
I’ve seen enough of this shit.
Wow, Lou is pissed.
There’s a lot of me around right now.
Wonder what Lou did to get that bandage on his temple.
Does it defeat the idea of a confidence boosting appearance when your manager puts you into a game with a five run lead and before you even throw a pitch he has the closer warming up?
I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, I’m just wondering.
Welcome To The Jungle? Whatever.
Dora on Wednesday, the Cat in the Hat on Thursday? Oh, I’m in heaven! I’ll take one behind the six year olds, I mean sixth row.
Racists!
Ooh, Welcome to the Jungle is perfect! Wrigley has vines, like a jungle! And a kangaroo!
Kerry, remember me? How’s your arm doing, dude?
Good to see Dusty’s got Corey’s .286 on base average locked into the leadoff spot.
Korey has weaknesses at the plate?
How about a forehead high fast ball? Or that slider.
That was unfair.
That’s how you lead off, ogdens.
I am probably actually lower now after that strikeout looking.
beautiful oh yeah wow
Fitting that Bako goes to second on catcher’s indifference since he’s an indifferent catcher.
I’m so quick no one noticed me take second.
I think Lou actually didn’t get Kerry up until the HR. Am I wrong?
Funny either way. I MF LOVE LOU, give me a manger who burns through the bench trying to win now.
Cubs win!
Come back any time Dusty.
I could have done that.
Andy, dude, you know you are going to see me two more times this week, right?
Another loss at Wrigley. Just like old times.
One night and a day, dude.
Nice shot of D Lee blowing off Gail and her going into the dugout to find DeRosa.
My first loss at Wrigley.
Matt Murton is playing for me for a while.
What