Pitching matchup
Rockies: Aaron Cook 7-3, 2.82 ERA
Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 5-4, 5.23 ERA
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Pitching matchup
Rockies: Aaron Cook 7-3, 2.82 ERA
Cubs: Theodore Roosevelt Lilly 5-4, 5.23 ERA
There are… no words…
…or my reaction to that picture.
I hate Jim Edmonds so much.
Note how niether of Lassie’s hands are vidsible in this pic. That’s because they are groping the arses of Alf and Fuko. At least Fuko gets the glove.
I’m at 1:40 now.
Note how niether of Lassie’s hands are visible in this pic. That’s because they are groping the arses of Alf and Fuko. At least Fuko gets the glove.
Back in there and batting 6th. Anyone want to take bets this is my last weekend in a Cub uniform?
With Lou saying he doesn’t want to move Fukudome to CF, I have a hard time seeing them dump Lassie so soon–unless we sign Lofton or bring up Felix PA.
Rocks:
Taveras CF
Herrera 2B
Spilborghs LF
Atkins 3B
Helton 1B
Iannetta C
(Not Dusty) Baker RF
Quintanilla SS
Cook P
Cubs
Alf LF
Joe Dirt 2B
D-Lee 1B
Soto C
Fuk RF
Lassie CF
DeRo 3B
Ron Ce SS
TRL P
Bad thing about being sick: the pain one encounters when he comes in contact with anything.
Good thing about being sick: Sitting in my boxers and watching the Cubs. W00T!
The thing about that picture is that it was first presented by Andy in a thread he had already started about what is gayer than Len’s hat. It was as if Dolan planned it, because that picture win any contest. Ever.
I’m pretty fast.
My new office lacks the capabilities for Gamecast, and I have no radio…I need more descriptive terms of who is on and such.
Taveras on first on a bunt single
Harris singles. Taveras to 3rd. Runners on 1st and 3rd, no outs. Great start by Lilly.
/sarcasm
Allow me, #13. Tavars led off with a bunt single. Herrera had about a 10 pitch at-bat before lining one to right center, where jimmy so slowly reachef the ball (Brenely actually called him “lackadaisical”), Tavarez–who had not been running with the pitch, took third, and Jimmy’s 7 hopthrow didn’t get him. First and third none out.
Spillborough lined to DeRo at third, Atkins popped out to Fuku–so shallow that Tavaras had to hold.
Helton goes yard. 3-0. G’uh.
I am today’s pitching coach.
I got nothing
The fact that you’re paying me a visit in the first inning is not a good dign, Lester.
Or sign.
I’m really not good today. 4-0 Rox and I’ve got 2 guys out.
I’ve got junk. It won’t be long now before I visit the DL
Who?
Warming up as quick as I can.
Warming up already? Good thing Lou didn’t pitch me in the 9th last night. I may need to pitch a lot today.
Lilly nearly escapes a first and third, no-out situation, but then gives up a HR, a double, a double, and a screaming line out.
4-0 Rox. Cubs yet to bat.
Down 4-0? DOOOOOOOM!!!11!!!!
You’ll know it’s the Cubs year–and not Colorado’s–if the Cubs do come back. Cook’s one of the few bright spots in the gleaming turd that the defending World Champion Rockies will be remembered as.
I’m gonna go fix me up some 1984 Kool Aid and see how it plays out.
No A-Ram. No Riot. Rockies’ “ace” going. Might as well sit D-Lee and Fukudome, too.
What would you ogdens say a year ago if you were told this team would be 12 over .500 on May 29th and I’d be batting cleanup?
I thought so.
Why is the Second-baseMAN playing right behind 2nd?
Better hope to win on Saturday and Sunday, because the Fowl get to fatten up on Pittsburgh this weekend.
Lee delivers a two-out infield hit off of Cook, Soto hits a screamer to second. 4-0.
If Lilly can settle down, the Cubs may be able to chip away at Colorado’s “ace”.
Because unless Geo is trying to hit a Sac Fly, he tends to try to yank everything, thus they play him to pull.
I’m getting 9 ABs this game, bitches.
I’m sensing a lot of panicking sallies here (#30, 33).
It was as if comment #28 summoned them.
Was wind aided, but Lilly’s had junk his last 2 starts.
Wins against the NL WORST don’t count. Anybody know how to get this penis off my face?
Pop out, strikeout, fly out. 1-2-3 for Freezerheads.
Remains 4-0 going into the bottom of the second.
is back.
DeRosa reaches ona two out error that Jeff Baker “Soriano”‘s, but Cedeno can’t drive him in.
4-0 after 2.
You’re a retard, #41. Do us a favor and jump, you sad, miserable sack.
Soriano and Edmonds just pulled a Baker
They hit out of order?
is about as good as the game right now.
Game over, doges. See ya next time.
like Edmonds in Boy’s Town.
Can’t win em’ all.
I’m going to kill somebody. Really. Then I’m going to chop him up in little pieces and make Fontenot eat it.
See, I’m not so bad after all.
Edmonds “Baker”‘s a fly ball, catches the next for the second out, and then Lilly again falls apart. Homer, Double, single.
7-0 Rox, after 2 1/2.
I wish he’d let Lilly take the beating today.
I wish this team would just walk off the field and never come back. I’d sooner be a White Sox fan than deal with this. When’s the last time they quit like this team? Ozzie wouldn’t let them. Lou’s a big teddy bear now, though. It just makes me sick.
Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole.
You have to got to be phucking kidding.
Kinda sounds like you ARE a White Sox fan… Quit trollin.
I’ve been even worse than Marquis this year.
No you haven’t. I’m seven kinds of suck.
It’s absolutely amazing we’re as good as we are with one reliable starter.
No, I still don’t trust Dempster.
Lieber in relief of Lilly, gives up a two-out HR to Spilborough. Gets the third out.
8-0.
To paraphrase my hero H. Simpson:
“Mmmmmmmm……..Pirates………makin’ me hungry…….”
C’mon, Desipiots, you know you wanna come over to the dark side and be a Feathered Fowl Fan. If it’s too big a jump, try being a Sox fan…..it’s just one step on your “eventual journey south.” Do not fear…..
Bwahahahahahahaha……
Lucifer,
Your favorite renegade Satanic Fowl Friend
All of Colorado’s runs have been scored after me.
Lee singles. With one out, Fukkake walks. Edmonds singles. DeRo Sac Fly. Ronny grounds out.
8-1 after 4.
Edmonds mixed in a hit? Really? For real? What’d that look like?
Edmonds’s was actually legit. A liner to right-center.
Rockies again score with two outs when, after Jeff baker’s third double of the day, Quintanilla hits a smash that Cedeno can’t pick, but worse, allows the ball to get by him, which allows Baker to wheel around and score.
9-1, bottom 5th.
Lieber pitches around a 1 out triple to keep the Rox off the board for only the second time since the 2nd inning.
9-1, bottom 6th.
Back, back, back…HEY HEY!!!
Just earned a spot until the All-Star break.
Why was I batting there?
Hoffpauer leads off with a double, Fukkake goes yard (FYC!), Edmonds hit his first homer as a Cub. DeRo and Cedeno ground out, Liever–still in the game–strikes out looking.
9-4 Rox after 6.
Anyone up for
Excuse me.
Anyone up for a trip down memory lane?
http://www.sports-library.com/index.php/Cubs_1989_Season-Game_132
Has been good for the cubs lately. Dare I hope? Dare I dream?
You’re a big prick.
HOFF POWER!
If they pull that off today…..sheeeeeit
With 2 outs, Jeff Baker hits his fourth double of the game. That’s the end of Liever’s day. Eyre comes in to face Quesadilla, and strikes him out.
Hull, Mikita and Esposition to sing the 7th inning stretch. 9-4 Rockies.
Pulled a Ditka, he was done with the stretch, when everyone else was singing “root, root, root for the Cubbies.”
HANK KILLS THE COOK, WITH THE BAT IN WRIGLEY
Awwwe. Shit, this is getting very interesting.
With one out, Fontenot singles, and HANK WHITE gets on the board for the first time this year, 2-run shot. HOFF POWER singles on the first pitch and that marks the end of the day for Cook.
Corpas enters the game in relief of Cook, Fukkake singles. First and third, one out and the tying run is at the plate.
This current lineup seems to be working. Maybe I’ll put them out there like this tomorrow.
I am so grounding into a double play here
Lassie hits a three run bomb here Andy will need to put that gay picture of him on every Gamecast from here on out
Holy balls.
WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel so dirty rooting for Edmonds.
Is this really happening???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get the fuck outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
MUST BE TAKING A LONG LEAK
Kinda like a who-rah with crabs dirty?
YEAHHASDKIFHAS
I don’t believe it… WOW!!!
Cause the ball has been flying out. A lot.
holy shit
Blog This, bee-otches!!!!
Holymotheroffuckinggod!!!!!!!!!!!
This is insane
Mike D. called it. Fuckin’ A!
Suck it Colorado.
Ho. ly. Crap.
I step away from the computer for 10 minutes and…and…THIS happens! Holy Shidt.
Mike D picked a good day to be home sick.
Holy shit…we have a game!
Been working all day…can any of you douches recap why was Lee was lifted??
Corpas gives up a single to Fukkake and then Edmonds hits a double to rigth center that Tavares seemed stuck into the earth on…Derosa homers…
Corpas done for the day without retiring a batter.
Believe it folks. Cubs up 10-9. 7th inning still going on.
i love it when len breaks out the peter brady voice changing yell.
What happened, fellas?
yeah there’s a tornado at Wrigley and if they win this, I’m going to climax right into the vortex. no gay stuff though.
I only kept listening to the game because the wind was blowing out and, well, I had nothing better to do. I did NOT expect this.
My arms are tired. I haven’t moved this many numbers in years.
Lou was thinking about giving him Sunday off anyway. We were down 9-1, it looked like the right call at the time.
Best part about this so far? Hank has a HR.
Excellent call #73
My time is now
Get that sick slider warmed up again.
Cedeno hits his 567th groundout of the day off of Jason Grilli, who then strikes out Maqruis to end the inning.
After 7, it’s 10-9 Cubs.
Feeling good about this game, folks.
Wow. I’m gonna go home and pile drive the missus.
My slider is just silly
marmol is me
I really think it’s the best slider in baseball. I really do.
I need a bath.
You can thanks me bladder, boys!
Marmol in the 8th inning:
Strikeout looking
Strikeout looking
Strikeout looking
To quote Dave Otto…just filthy.
10-9 Cubs, bottom 8.
doesn’t even begin to describe the Marmot today.
Struck out the side on 10 muthafuckin’ pitches!
Do I go two? Mr. Wood has gone 4 days in a row.
Thanks #111.
I think I can take credit for this, right?
Did anyone else feel a little weird when Hughes was talking about knees jiggling?
I’m up in the pen.
Anyone notice that our service wasn’t needed today?
Soriano taps out to the catcher, Fontenot grounds out sharply to Helton at first, Blanco singles, HOFF POWER strikes out swinging. No Geico insurance runs.
Kerry Wood on in the 9th for the Save. Cubs up 10-9.
Fasten.
Those.
Seatbelts.
For Cub fans, those three words strike a unique combination of excitement and fear… It means the Cubs are winning but it’s damn close.
Uh oh.
Ahh, can’t wait to watch this video after the game’s over. I earned it today, female doges!
Too bad there’s not a website you can go to and bet on two Rockies runs scoring in the ninth.
Mix in one of me
Have I hit a batter yet?
I’m a pitcher’s best friend!
Pigeon, Thanks for the play-by-play. Call me at work.
I’m Lassie’s best friend, too
I always make it interesting.
I’m over bitches!
The reverse jinx works!
Wood walks Spilboroughs to lead off. Wood goes 3-0 on Atkins before throwing a strike and getting a lineout to second, Spilborough doubled off for inexplicably heading to second. Helton pops out to right.
10-9 Cubs WIN. After being down 9-1 at one point, all i can say is…fucking ridiculous.
Now that was some good shit.
Life is good.
…is our Friday clubhouse leader for Post of the Weekend.
Above. I really want to know, someone tell me.
I’m going to go purchase the largest beer I can find. Holy. Crap.
I molest collies. I have since 2002. That and Andy had convinced his Cardinal-fan friend that I had the night off one night in San Francisco because I had to go down to Orange County and re-register as a sex offender.
Why do I have to earn a living in a way that I miss THIS game? I saw it at 8-0 and then it’s 10-9. Unreal
so I just got off a 2 hour conference call, and see that Edmonds splooged all over himself today for a change. Wasn’t even thinking about the game…figured it was over at 7-1. As much as I can’t stand the puppy-raper, I gotta say, I don’t mind him driving in 3 runs and clutching up every so often. If I’ve got to look at his Vitalis bottle looking ass, the least he could do is go off once or twice a month and help the Cubs pick up the odd “W” Fly your flags Ogdens.
I wish this team would just walk off the field and never come back. I’d sooner be a White Sox fan than deal with this. When’s the last time they quit like this team? Ozzie wouldn’t let them. Lou’s a big teddy bear now, though. It just makes me sick.
I bet five bucks Lassie would be cut by June 30. Damn
SLEEPY MY LEFT ASS!!! KICK START THE -O Meter ya fart sacks!
You think you’re excited, feel these nipples!
I was doing yard work and listening to the game, trying not to cut my throat with a spade when it was 9-1. Decided I needed to go to the Farm and Barn, loaded the dog up in the car and headed for the store. Heard the Fukkake and Lassie homers and Ron and Tony Esposito trying to remember all the times they got drunk in the ’60s and screwed each others wives. Came out of the store in time to hear Hank go yard, before we even got home it was 10-9. I almost didn’t get out of the car for fear I would jinx them. But shit, I had to SEE it.
We’re a year removed from Carlos beating up Barrett, right? You know what the Cubs record is in the last 162? 96-66.
Holy crap.
#154
Re: #54–pretty sure that was a “mock” ledge jumper.
Let’s not forget Johnny Liebs–the wind was howling out and, while he gave up a couple runs, kept them in the game.
Kinda cool to win a game that started with Ramirez on the bench and had Lee and Soto joining him by the 5th inning. Blanco replaced Lee and Hoffpauer replaced Soto, and went a combined 4-5 with 3 runs scored.
¡Viva Hank White!
wow i cant belive they did that…
playing like a team… i love it
Wow. Anyone got a tape of this game? I got on a plane and watched the score go to 4-0,then 8-0 then time to turn off the phone. Didn’t check the score until I got to the hotel checkin line when it was 10-9 and I ‘watched’ woody in the 9th
The hotel is the Adams Mark- St Louis. This win even makes St Louis bearable.
Had to abandon the cast for my commute home with Pat and Ron after following Mike D’s link to memory lane. Liking the posts from previously silent fans of Cubs Live!
Hell of a call and terrific play-by-play, Mike D.