Pitching matchup:
Orioles: UncleRhemus Liz, 1-0, 6.27 ERA
Cubs: Jason Marquis, 6-3, 4.43 ERA
Lineups
Orioles
Brian Roberts, 2b
Alex Cintron, ss
Nick Markakis, rf
Assclown, 1b
Aubrey Huff, 3b
Jay Payton, lf
Adam “Q-bert” Jones, cf
Somebody Quiroz, c
Whoever hits for Liz in the third, p
Cubs
Corey’s little brother, lf
Dance Fever, ss
MV Lee, 1b
E-ramis, 3b
Lassie, cf
Geo Soto, c
PonDeRosa, rf
Little Fonty, 2b
Jason Marquis, p
and ready for the balls.
When do I jump ship and join this team again?
PUTTIN’ ON THE RITZ!
BREEEEVVVEEEEE
My bunting abilities are nearly comparable to my brother.
That’s ok Eric. I still love you.
Red Ham?
Marquis looks fat. Have you guys been sending him pizza?
Ok, the addition of Lassie to the banner is outstanding!
Over/Under for pitches in Eric Patterson’s next strikeout: 3.5
Fuck Edmonds and his lazy fagot ass
I’m saying Patterson strikes out on one of me.
Yeah, I still suck.
Is Marquis getting squeezed as much as Gamecast would suggest or does he just have no control?
Indeed. Also, Ron wants to know what I’m doing.
If I had even one good leg I’d go out there and kick Marquis in the nuts!
I’m becoming a whiny bitch
I am an incompetent piece of human shit.
I’ve walked three guys this inning and three runs have scored. Yeah, I’m still shitty.
Did someone call for a whiny bitch?
Now I’ve given up five runs.
Five-O.
And you don’t have enough prospects to trade for me.
Brilliant decision to load the bases with that intentional walk. Now Marquis’ wheels are falling off. Losing 2 of 3 to these fucks with the pitchers we faced is INEXCUSABLE.
Is Marquis sucking as much as the MLB gamecast suggests?
I should’ve been traded during that little smoke ‘n mirrors streak.
No Sorianjo. No Fukudome. No Reed Johnson. No Z. Trouble ahead.
I’m a sack of shit.
Yes he is sucking as much as we suggest
Have a few drinks before you go home tonight, Jason. They’ll make you feel better.
Nobody needs to be going off me quite yet. Marquis always has one inning where everyone gets off on his balls. There is still alot of game to go and even though Marquis is still only one step above the wiffle ball all star team, the Cubs offense can still bring it against the halloween colored jack-ass lanterns.
I happened and the Cubs scored 7 runs sans those fellers, #27.
You see, once guys leave St. Louis we stop loading up the ball for them.
We may come back and win but I’ll still suck.
A pitcher you’ve never seen before with little to no control? You boys better not have scored any runs.
…I see I taught you well.
Makes a good point. We are not out of it yet. Hopefully this will be the only turd Marc drops in his pants on the mound today.
Also, #23, Micah Hoff-Power would be a very tasty treat for the Indians as part of the bargain. I love the guy, he has great talent but we have no room here for him. D-Lee is a lock at first so…
We have been far and few inbetween this year! Anyone notice?
Any room on the Mental Health DL for me? I’d love to join my bud Rich AnkiHill.
I’m 28 already, dunno how much of a “treat” I would be for anyone.
You’d be a treat for me, Hoff.
Don’t worry, we are trying to beat the Tards for you, knowing that Marquis is a douche.
I’ve noticed #37. I’m a bit burned out on it. I like to watch the games at night but it makes work a boring ass waste of my time.
I am such a useless sack of fucking shit it’s not even funny.
Don’t I usually come in at this point? Shouldn’t I come in right now? Shouldn’t anyone, and I mean ANYONE, come in?
straight up.
I agree but I do believe that our success this year at home has to do with so many night games.
No. Leave him out there to fucking rot.
Yes Jason, there Is
Yes Jason, there IS in fact room on me. You can join AnkieHILL at any time.
Delete comment #48 (and this one)
I have heard the rumor about night games contributing to wins, but is there really any hint of fact behind that? I mean other than 100 years without a championship? I would think that the visiting team would be hurt by day games more than the home team that is used to it. Any reasons or facts to support the day game loss or night game win theory?
Cy Young, chalk it up, meng.
But remember, guys… I can still pinch run for the Fat Kangaroo tomorrow!
1984 Cubs didn’t play a single night game at home and dominated. #51 is right, in that it should be an advantage for the Cubs. Under Dusty, of course, it was one of the top alibis.
Duuudee….whitey can’t play in the sun.
I loved that excuse…and since I was right about everything else, it must be gospel. Remember when I said black people play well in the hot sun? Those were the days. Good memories.
Apparently I allow the Orioles to score a ton of runs.
I’m sooo preferred over the typical bed-wetting hysterics that goes on during a GameCast when the team that has had the best record in baseball for nearly month is losing a single fucking baseball game.
Yes, Uncle Rhemus…I know the catfish are huge.
How is it possible to Choosing To Not Type Anything: and still put something on the board that is completely worthless. How about the next time you choose not to type, you actually don’t type.
I don’t see any DOOOOOOOOM hysterics, just (correct) observations that Jason Marquis should be put out of his (and our) misery.
when you’re ripping Marquis. Nor is it ledge-jumping. It’s enjoying the comic relief that is DeSuc.
#60 makes about as much sense as me.
What is going ON with that post?
I am the ledge jumper.
At least we’re down to 1 apocalyptic post per GameCast. This place used to be crawling with ’em.
Jon Lieber makes me feel svelte.
If I was still around Marquis would have already been chopped up in little pieces.
JEEEZ! GAA!
I’ve been busy all damn day. What happened to Fukudome?
2-1 Deadbirds in the 9th.
So much for that nice 4.5 game lead.
Meh.
– Les Walrond
– A concussed Kevin Hart
– Jeff Samardzajajaja
– anyone else from Iowa
– Julianne Hough
– Marisa Miller
– Shawn Chacon
Yeah, #69, I’m sure we’ll never see that again. Those were good times, though, weren’t they?
I’m actually with the Phillies organization now, traded in a blockbuster move for a bag of sunflower seeds.
I’m ready for the calling people. Jason, I think the Greyhound is boarding you worthless big nose kike.
I really wasn’t that nice anyway. How is it possible those redbags have been able to hang around so long? Is it the night games?
Its all the booze dude.
It’s the HGH.
Is that our first official DOOM!!!! post today?
Your 4.5 game lead isn’t gone yet.
I love Gary Sheffield.
MIKE D IS RIGHT!
Just tied the Tards in the bottom of the ninth.
No I love Sheffield more consistently
That was a Doom post? I was merely pointing out that 4.5 games isn’t an opportunity to begin coasting. The Cubs are 20 games over .500 and I would have assumed that would have translated to a larger lead over the redbag team of cripples.
We will be 4.5 games ahead of the Cubs by the end of the week.
So Suck It
When did I come into the game?
Even I hate me.
Jason, why don’t you put “I Hate Me” on the back of your jersey?
I’ll just have Jimmy do it next time he’s back there.
Please disregard my posts. I was drinking and driving and emailing while sobbing over the Sheffield shot and I wrote some completely retarded posts. I am now going to drive directly into a tow truck at high speeds.
In case you’ve forgotten, I suck too.
Giving up inherited runners is fun!
I’m ready for this game to be over now. Move on to the next one.
I agree. This team has played very good baseball this year. Along with being 20 games over 5 hundy, it makes me wonder how in the Fuk did the tards hang around like this??
But check out my ERA, I’m awesome!!!
This is only fun for Lassie.
It is a getaway day after all. You know they’ve got that 9 mile trek to get ready for. They seem to not do well on getaway days.
I’m going to be a coach at the all-star game according to Pat Hughes.
Clete Thomas, my hero! How the hell is Clete Thomas?
I make Tards lose.
I am here to brighten your day… by walking in the 3rd Tiger’s run in the bottom of the 10th. Tigs win.
We won 3-2
4.5 game lead still intact regardless of today’s outcome.
I am redundancy at its finest!
I like myself better than that douche 3.5 game lead
Well hopefully this festival of suc(k) that the Cubs are putting on will get them ready for the Sox series, much like that turd they laid in the third game in Tampa did.
Even though it is mathematically impossible and is even more so mathematically impossible now, I am sticking to my statement that the Cards will be 4.5 games better than the Cubs at the end of the week.
This is your brain on tards.
I think your jorts are a little tight and they’re cutting off the oxygen to your brain.
I believe, but in Comic Sans, not Boston Red Sox font. Instant Classic on the way.
How’s that Jenkem treatin’ ya?
Tigers please!
Murton is so bad that I am going to trade him for Matt Karchner
This isn’t my fault. The offense needs to score 20 runs every time I pitch. Blame them.
You sure that’s enough to get Karchner?
Even Lou’s post game was boring
Would you guys like me more if I went all Chaconian on Jim Hendry tomorrow?
#98: Considering where they’re going, isn’t it really ghetto-way day for the Cubs?
No, we’d prefer it if Hendry went Chacon on you.