Pitching matchup:
Marlins: Josh Johnson 0-0, 3.86 ERA
Cubs: Ryan Dempster 11-3, 3.05 ERA
Josh Johnson? You mean the guy who played Pacey on Andre Dawson’s Creek? Oh, wait that was Josh Jackson. Never mind.
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Pitching matchup:
Marlins: Josh Johnson 0-0, 3.86 ERA
Cubs: Ryan Dempster 11-3, 3.05 ERA
Josh Johnson? You mean the guy who played Pacey on Andre Dawson’s Creek? Oh, wait that was Josh Jackson. Never mind.
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish, okay?
This is the Florida pitcher: http://www.joshjohnson.net He is definitely to be feared.
http://www.joshjohnson.net This is who the cubs are facing?
Biggest wastes of real estate…cemeteries and golf courses. Wang and I just bought land near the Great Wall of China. On the good side.
What’s with all the pictures?!?
Wang, it’s a parking lot!
Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…
n/t
Never change formats
I was once a place where the game at hand was discussed. Now, it’s just full of nubees. I’m washed up. Pretty soon you will find me in Lower Wacker sucking glass dick for a decent post….
Is this site closed?
Unlike other sites, the guys who come here actually see the sun once and a while, or…gasp…go to the games. Once and a while things are going to be a little quiet around here.
They gave Samardzeeyah my number? I thought they retired it!
Johnson does his best work after really long rain delays.
I am confused. How will I hit into a double play with two outs?
Am I coaching third base today?
I wasn’t waving Alfonso home, I was waving to fellow baldy Al Yellon in left.
Hi Al!
Cubs’ prospects throw balls at fans. I throw my bat.
I threw 197 pitches in six innings. And I feel great!
Dempster: Hey Skip, I feel great!
Lou: I’m glad you feel great, because you look like shit.
Dempster: Leave me in, I haven’t thrown that many pitches.
Lou: You haven’t thrown that many strikes, you’ve thrown plenty of pitches.
Dempster: Can I stay in?
Lou: If you stay in, I’m leaving, because I can’t watch your shit anymore. How about I put the Notre Dame kid in? Let him crap all over your 2-1 lead?
Dempster: Huh? Sorry. What was that, I was making a shaving cream pie for later.
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Did I hit my homer one handed?
i strike an intimidating form in that on deck circle, don’t i?
I’m lurking!
I only gave up two hits. And nine baserunners.
I’m supposed to cover second base? You mean like run over to it? Screw that.
…the need for Reed.
Nah, that’s too ghey.
This is my fifth straight appearance? Holy crap. My arm’s gonna fall off.
I feel like Brad Lidge at the All-Star game
Daryle’s fouling everything off.
Jeesh Sammy, you’ve got big feet.
Warm up pitch number 167….
Warm up pitch number 168….
…not necessarily productive.
I could do without the Notre Dame fight song
Hey Nelson, Tha’s not funny.
I throw hard. Not so much strikes.
what did ward do in his ab? my gamecast is frozen with at 0-1
One batter, one K.
Hey, this shit is easy!
See ya.
My fastball kicks ass.
I fouled off 14 pitches and then struck out. You didn’t miss anything.
When a ball bounces that many times, I really ought to at least get in the TV picture by the time it rolls into center, shouldn’t I?
I used to throw pitch outs like that.
I like this kid.
Why the hell was I playing Ramirez to pull?
If he escapes this with me, consider it a victory.
i think ryan has great range!
Did you see me giving the international sign for fastball in the dugout?
Shit, I can do this.
F’ing Domers…
We didn’t see Jorge Cantu hit enough high fastballs last night, we felt the need to give him another one.
I gave up one on purpose, I just wanted to get a win in my MLB debut
i have a pretty sure that i don’t what to know, but what’s the status of the game? my gamecast is fuct.
Hey Jeff, just pretend it’s a bowl game!
It’s now 2-2 after six and a half, after Jeff Samap;ajdf;kjf;kfjd struck out one, allowed a single, threw a horrendously wild pitch and then gave up a double to let in the tying run.
And Len just dedicated the seventh inning stretch to the dead one armed Iowan.
My stretch singing was quite serviceable.
Didn’t I record a safety in Super Bowl XX?
No.
Can’t we just play a tape of Harry’s drunk ass?
If I’m smart enough to have a great approach at the plate and hit .325, then why does running the bases confound me so much?
I’m a douchebag of Angel Hernandez proportions
I too am mad about Jorge Cantu’s bad throw. That would have been my 22n’d double play!
I am impressive though.
Time to atone.
Nice drop-my-bat-avoid-the-check-swing move there by me.
My light is green…bitches!
Len is calling Lee’s DPs on contact now
It’s a good thing that was ball four, because I had no idea whether to call Lee out or not at second.
Time for the Juan Pierre trade to finally come in handy for the Cubs.
Not only do I look like Rick Ankiel, I enjoy his daddy’s habits.
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I’m better than Renyel Pinto.
You better frow strike or I no swing!
Shit, it was teddy bear day at Wrigley?
Come on Fukky!
Missed it by….thatmuch.
If you thought last inning was rough, just watch this!
Admittedly, that was much better.
I’m not going to be pitching in the late innings anymore, am I?
Spoke too soon. I’m warming up.
DOOOOOOOM!!
woof
Here I come, ready to groove fastballs.
.303 OBA, woof.
Rich Hill should be up instead of Samardzija!!
I’m awfully small right now.
The more I pitch…the more I pitch.
Howry
Hermida
Homer
I’m back.
I really shouldn’t be pitching when it’s important.
Christ do I suck.
Does he get a free steak for that?
Even my outs are loud.
Watch me hit this one to the moon.
75 degree Friday afternoon,
Actually, I was reffering to the people who have boring office jobs. Not the snot nose little chumps that “occasionally see the sun in front of a 7-11”.
My buddy behind the plate really fucked you guys in the ass didn’t he?
We’re trying to win the wild card, right guys? Right?
Thanks for the brown spot, asshole.
I’ve been drilling the ball all day, this one’s going off a building in left.
I’m pretty sure some people have me.
I’m hitting this bitch to the El tracks.
Hey, Lou, did you forget about me?
Remember back in spring training when people thought I’d be the closer?
Way to make it look tough Kosuke.
Good golly, that was hit harder than the home run
Good golly, that was hit harder than the home run
I’m the Marlins’ closer.
Lou, I promise I’m better than I was when you had me in Tampa.
Sending that runner a few innings ago looks pretty stupid now.
At least we have a challenging opponent this weekend.
The mighty Astros.
Fuck.
We’re as shitty as they are.
I’m clutch in a tie, not from behind. We’re fuked
We really battled in the ninth, huh?
It’s going to get crowded around here. For a day at least.
Don’t worry, we’ll be moved out by tomorrow night.
Will we boo these pathetic fucking losers when they leave the field tomorrow in second place?
Because they sure as fuck deserve it.
I am a fucking managerial genius compared to Cecil Cooper.
Ready for the Cubs to get swept next week just like the Cards were this week?
The Cubs are starting to choke early this season