Pitching matchup
Pissburgh: Jeff Karstens 0-0, 0.00 ERA
Cubs: Marquis du Suc 6-6, 4.69 ERA
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Pitching matchup
Pissburgh: Jeff Karstens 0-0, 0.00 ERA
Cubs: Marquis du Suc 6-6, 4.69 ERA
Both Ponderosa and Riot resting today.
Nothing like working from home and getting to watch the game.
Does this dog chain make me look tough?
I think I said Pissburgh
Can we get the starting lineups please?
No.
PIT
Rivas 2B
Mientkiewicz 1B
McLouth CF
Doumit C
LaRoche 3B
Moss RF
Michaels LF
Wilson SS
Karstens P
CHC
Soriano LF
Fukudome RF
Lee 1B
Ramirez 3B
Edmonds CF
Soto C
Fontenot 2B
Cedeno SS
Marquis P
Pissburg
Rivas 2B
Mankavitz (sp?)
McLouth
Doumit
A LaRoche
Stiff in RF
Michaels
JO Wilson
Karstens
Cubs
A Sor
Fukkake
DLee
E-Ramis
Lassie
Geo
Fontenot
Ronnie
Maquis du Suc
Do I appear for every Cub game, or just this series in Milwaukee? I’m kind of sweet.
Those pics are from BCB and are where Pollyellon, Druish Druid, and their Chinese photographer friend sat.
I’m pumped! That Pirate lineup looks like something Marquis can be adequate against!
The one Andy put on this post is pretty cool.
Even I don’t know who I am.
Just remember alcohol has nothing to do with diabetes.
Nope. Nothing.
Or cirrhosis for that matter.
We are third best in runs scored! And we still suck balls! Can we trade for Eyre to shore up the bullpen?
I’m in the hole.
Oh now that’s just not fair.
I’ve got a really good mlb.com mugshot. I apparently have no chin.
That one was not my damn fault!
I like some variety in my double plays, thank you very much.
Yaaaa….whad are de adds dat de Cubs ‘ave a perfect ‘omestand? I’m goin’ to say aboud one hundert percent. I tink dat Fookokomedoreme will break out and carry da Cubs.
But you can call me streak killer.
We haven’t been trailing enough lately. I’ll give us some practice.
We take a lot of pictures to find ones that are sufficiently horrible to put up on our sites.
I should do well today. I mean, come on, I’m at least AA quality and Pissburgh is a AA team now aren’t they?
I am not long for this rotation. This may be my last start.
Wait…is it after the all star break? Already? Ok then…time to suck it up!
I’m starting to fill up rather nicely.
I tend to have one horrific inning every game. It usually costs us the game. Let’s hope that was my inning of Shite and I will lock it down from now on.
The Cubs always seem to have one of me (at least) in the rotation.
Trying to put Bob and Len out of work. Necessity is the mother of invention and obviously someone decided the TV broadcasts were so bad they invented something to sync the radio to the TV so they could mute Bob and Len.
We’ll see what happens second time through the rotation.
Hey, SportSync, you were talking about Hawk and DJ, right?
We do not constitute a horrific inning for Marquis. We should be considered a small victory.
I can do the same thing as sportsync!
We do not speak of Hawk and DJ.
Who’s excited to see me play Centerfield again? I should be the bat the Sox need ….for about 2 at-bats and then the lower half of my body will actually crumble into the centerfield grass.
This will be the only time in history you will see a game pitched by Marquis at -230.
I’m an all-star. Or at least I represented pissburg at the all-star game.
Tell me what local means to you….beer made in Milwaukee.
4th Floor, womens foundation garments, lawnmowers, and sticky candy
Hey SportSync, you’re not funny and are really a douchebag. You should go hang out with Marquis–you two have a lot in common.
I am apparently a “blog star”
I apparently have nothing better to do than start arguments on blogs. Feel the wrath of my mighty keystroke.
*crickets chirping*
Hey! We are all still in Milwaukee! Someone come pick us up!
My turn for the gran salami?
Can I get a hit?
Would you hurry up and tie it, so I can give up some more runs?
Screw it, from now on, I’m sending everybody.
I didn’t get to second? Really?
yes?
Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
I am ommiserating with Marquis because the Cubs do not score runs for him.
I just said that Jason’s the unlucky pitcher who never gets any run support. I glossed over the fact he put the Cubs behind 5-0 in the third inning on Sunday and they bailed him out.
I deserve to lose, just for picking the ghey blueberry tops today.
Just digging the hole a little deeper…
Jason is ommiserable.
Ron said that he just thinks we are going to explode. If he means “with diarrhea,” I gotta say I have already crapped my pants, so it is a moot point.
that Jason Bey was traded last night. wait, wait, was that back to back home runs?
Has anybody ever hit a ball off the yellow lip of the basket before?
Don’t worry, Jack, Jason will let you score here in a second.
Or was he freaking out about them being down by only 3 runs?
Guh.
Coming this half inning.
Hey Lou you know that you don’t have to send Marquis out to the mound every fifth day, right?
My teams could never hit rookies either, dudes.
None of this would be happening if Hendry had made a trade yesterday.
One more me and a blast.
I’m talking to Pat and Ron. I have a band now. What a success I’ve become…
Who the F is this guy sitting next to me?
If they were going to get an American Pie guy, couldn’t it at least have been Shit Break?
Get ready on Waveland. I’m sending this one your way.
By Waveland, I meant nine hopper to third.
Better walk me, bitches. I’m little Babe Ruth.
I also have a documentary crew following me.
I think I just impressed the guy from that terrible movie about the Cubs by explaining my “Little Babe Ruth” joke to him.
We call him Little Babe Ruth because we found him in the clubhouse one day with his dick in a pie.
Cotts should have just thrown it, but how do you miss that call at first?
Pat & Ron agree call at first was blown.
Clearly safe.
I’m what Fred Savage would look like on heroin.
Who wants me?
The Santo Pie is all legs.
The home plate up should never call me. But hey, thanks!
If I wanted people to remember the name of my band I should have just called it “The Guy From American Pie Who Tara Reid Wouldn’t Fuck.”
4 GIDP, awesome
Well, that was pathetic.
Sweeping the Brewers in Milwaukee and losing to the Pirates at home?
Typical Cubs.
No. 5 starter gives up three runs after a huge sweep on the road = no big deal.
Get them with Z tomorrow.
I wish I was going tomorrow. Gopher Boy Ted Lilly is pitching tomorrow.
It’s gonna be down to 2 fucking games after this weekend, isn’t it.
Fuck these pathetic slapdick cocksuckers. It’s fucking Pittsburgh — you’d have a harder time beating the fucking Iowa Cubs. Fuck!