Pitching matchup:
Phillies: Ex-A Joe Blanton
Cubs: Ex-A Dick Harden
78 Comments
Sloth
on August 29, 2008 at 11:51 am
CBS (above) says David Duchovny enters rehab for ‘sex addictiion’
Pussy! Ride it out, and see where it takes ya
Lou Piniella
on August 29, 2008 at 11:56 am
I WANT A DAMN CHALLENGE FLAG!!!
Old Format
on August 29, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I like how I keep showing up for Cubs Live!
Z
on August 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I am willing to spell DP-Lee at first today with a better bat than the Fat Kangaroo.
McCain's VP
on August 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Last time anyone saw a mouth like mine it had a hook in it.
Dan
on August 29, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Could this David Duchovny thing be a publicity stunt for the next season of his show Californication?
Today's lineups
on August 29, 2008 at 12:52 pm
where am I?
Get yer pencils and scorecards ready
on August 29, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Tree Rollins – ss
Victrola – cf
Garrett Utley – 2b
200 k – 1b
Masturbate the bat – lf
Werthless – rf
Lou Dobbs – 3b
Rosie Ruiz – C
Country Joe Blanton – P
Alf – lf
The Riot – 2b
DPLee 1b
Clutchy – 3b
Lassie – cf
PonDeRosa – 2b
Dome – rf
Hank – c
Dick Harden – p
Sloth
on August 29, 2008 at 1:00 pm
CBS (below) – Michael Jackson at 50 – “the best is yet to come”
No punchline really necessary?
Ah hell, so I’ll go another direction:
I was at the beach, and Michael Jackson was there. I yelled “Hey! Get out of my sun!”
As I have said…don’t believe Ron when he says his heart is bad. He’s survived Brant Brown, Bartman, and the last two years of Aramis. I’m not sure I wouldn’t have had a grabber by now if I was in Ron’s seat every night
Wayne
on August 29, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Braaaaaaaaaaave!
Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land
on August 29, 2008 at 1:18 pm
BRAAAAAVVEEE!!!
20th home loss
on August 29, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I can wait another day
Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land
on August 29, 2008 at 1:21 pm
RE:10
That’s f**cking fantastic…much better than the TV feed. Ron probably jumped up so quickly his hair piece went four inches higher.
27 pitches
on August 29, 2008 at 1:22 pm
27 outs. Hey, maybe Harden can start tomorrow, too?
Work fun filter
on August 29, 2008 at 1:23 pm
doesn’t allow the Sloth to see the You Tubes or any other tubes for that matter. Right now that sucks more than maybe any other time in the past
Dick Hardon
on August 29, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Uh oh….the last time I had to run to first base that hard, things didn’t go too well for me.
Sloth
on August 29, 2008 at 1:29 pm
worlds best strikeout pitcher + worlds best strikeout hitter =
WALK?!?
FAIL!
Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land
on August 29, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Roger ebert does not like Jay Mariotti (and neither do I)
Dick Hardon
on August 29, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I’m making this more difficult than it should be.
Cubman in Satanic Fowl Land
on August 29, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I thought this inning would be smoother than last night….
WRONG!
Dick Hardon
on August 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm
So, you guys glad to see me impersonating the ace of the rotation?
Alf
on August 29, 2008 at 1:38 pm
A 7 pitch walk?
DPappy
on August 29, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Can anyone tell me when the 8th inning is scheduled to be played in this game?
25
on August 29, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Right after the 7th inning.
Dick Hardon
on August 29, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I’ve got a walk-a-thon going this afternoon.
Anonymous
on August 29, 2008 at 2:25 pm
desipio…where chats go to die
Joe Blanton
on August 29, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I may throw a complete game today.
Crickets
on August 29, 2008 at 2:38 pm
cricket noises
The Phillies bullpen
on August 29, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Wouldn’t it be a shame if we had to pitch today.
Cub Fan in PA
on August 29, 2008 at 2:44 pm
How does a home plate ump right on top of the play miss Utley never touching the plate?
Why can’t we have replay for all the shit umps fuck up instead of boundary calls? I’m all for a football system for baseball.
Hank!
on August 29, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Bringin the hustle!
Steve Stone
on August 29, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Somebody tell Sloth that I was sitting in Santo’s seat when Bartman happened.
Steve Stone
on August 29, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I’m referring to #11.
Andy
on August 29, 2008 at 3:06 pm
So, the Cubs are a ball off a Phillies’ head away from a tie game?
Somebody call LaTroy.
112-50
on August 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Andy, how come you don’t keep the ‘traditional’ look to Desipio the rest of the season, and not just game casts? It’s easier to look through July 2006 posts this way.l
Stevie Ire
on August 29, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I’m up in the bullpen!
A-Ram
on August 29, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Ready for Bonertime?
E-ramis
on August 29, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I thought you said I was clutch? I suck.
Andy
on August 29, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Because I like the new look.
Lassie
on August 29, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Time for me to be the hero.
Cubs
on August 29, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Woof? Please?
Tea Leoni
on August 29, 2008 at 3:19 pm
If your wives looked like me, you’d be a sex addict, too.
107 pitches, bitches. And I lead off the 7th. Pentime!
Mark DeRosa
on August 29, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Fine, I’ll do it.
Andy
on August 29, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Wow, Theriot is a terrrrrrible baserunner.
Santo
on August 29, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Oh man. Oh gosh.
The Riot
on August 29, 2008 at 3:22 pm
The party’s at 3rd base, ogdens. I ain’t running home for nothing.
Scott Eyre
on August 29, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I’m back bitches
50
on August 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Your timing is impeccable. You could be valuable to this team yet!
Kosuke
on August 29, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Hiro time!
Scott Eyre
on August 29, 2008 at 3:26 pm
You guys know my slider only goes 47 feet.
Hank White
on August 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I’m on deck!
Andy
on August 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm
The Scott Eyre trade is paying off.
Hank White
on August 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I caught this bastard. I know how he rolls. He is so toast.
Kosuke
on August 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
How many strike I need to go first?
Hank White
on August 29, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me.
#56
on August 29, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Or maybe not.
Ron Santo
on August 29, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Am I screaming at Theriot for a shitty DP throw or the umpire for a bad call? Someone with a TV please tell me what I saw.
Alf
on August 29, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Selfish?
Alfonso Soriano
on August 29, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I would be in favor with Bob Brenly if I had stopped at third base on that home run and simply failed to score somehow. That’s playing the game the right way.
Fonzie
on August 29, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Suck it Philly.
Fonzie
on August 29, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I can’t let Man Ram have all the HR struts in this series.
a ram ass
on August 29, 2008 at 3:51 pm
all bat no glove
Cubs fans
on August 29, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Sure he hit a home run, but it wasn’t with RISP in the World Series.
Also, he’s afraid to charge head on into the wall to catch a flyball.
Lazy latin lollygagger.
Deep Thoughts
on August 29, 2008 at 3:54 pm
You know what this pinch runner’s problem is? He’s just so…so…just so taguchi. too much so, in my opinion
Lou Piniella
on August 29, 2008 at 3:55 pm
So much for saving Marmol for the 9th.
Obama
on August 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
What’s the matter with these fans? Why are they cheering? They’re not even paying attention to the game. They’re all drunk. That’s not baseball.
Carlos Marmol
on August 29, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I need a fucking bath
Ronny Cedeno
on August 29, 2008 at 4:17 pm
I’m…I’m not good
Go Cubs Go
on August 29, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Crank me
W Flag
on August 29, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Flap, Flap, Flappity, Flap
Ronnie
on August 29, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Did I just say “SHIT” on the air?
I could swear I heard Oh shit, no shit, or holy shit.
Gleebo
on August 29, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Seriously, can you believe this team people? Absolutely insane. Another improbable come from behind victory that Dusty and co. would have let turn into a 6 run ass raping. There would have been Freddie Bynum involved as well.
7 game division lead
on August 29, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I’m here!
Ryan Dempster
on August 29, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Did you guys lose my #22?
Reuschel's Jowls
on September 3, 2008 at 9:20 am
Um, a season-long losing streak, Z possibly done for the year. I think it’s time for a Dose, Andy.
CBS (above) says David Duchovny enters rehab for ‘sex addictiion’
Pussy! Ride it out, and see where it takes ya
I WANT A DAMN CHALLENGE FLAG!!!
I like how I keep showing up for Cubs Live!
I am willing to spell DP-Lee at first today with a better bat than the Fat Kangaroo.
Last time anyone saw a mouth like mine it had a hook in it.
Could this David Duchovny thing be a publicity stunt for the next season of his show Californication?
where am I?
Tree Rollins – ss
Victrola – cf
Garrett Utley – 2b
200 k – 1b
Masturbate the bat – lf
Werthless – rf
Lou Dobbs – 3b
Rosie Ruiz – C
Country Joe Blanton – P
Alf – lf
The Riot – 2b
DPLee 1b
Clutchy – 3b
Lassie – cf
PonDeRosa – 2b
Dome – rf
Hank – c
Dick Harden – p
CBS (below) – Michael Jackson at 50 – “the best is yet to come”
No punchline really necessary?
Ah hell, so I’ll go another direction:
I was at the beach, and Michael Jackson was there. I yelled “Hey! Get out of my sun!”
Pat and Ron sure enjoyed last night’s grand slam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKIjr8qaChM
As I have said…don’t believe Ron when he says his heart is bad. He’s survived Brant Brown, Bartman, and the last two years of Aramis. I’m not sure I wouldn’t have had a grabber by now if I was in Ron’s seat every night
Braaaaaaaaaaave!
BRAAAAAVVEEE!!!
I can wait another day
RE:10
That’s f**cking fantastic…much better than the TV feed. Ron probably jumped up so quickly his hair piece went four inches higher.
27 outs. Hey, maybe Harden can start tomorrow, too?
doesn’t allow the Sloth to see the You Tubes or any other tubes for that matter. Right now that sucks more than maybe any other time in the past
Uh oh….the last time I had to run to first base that hard, things didn’t go too well for me.
worlds best strikeout pitcher + worlds best strikeout hitter =
WALK?!?
FAIL!
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080828/COMMENTARY/808289997
Roger ebert does not like Jay Mariotti (and neither do I)
I’m making this more difficult than it should be.
I thought this inning would be smoother than last night….
WRONG!
So, you guys glad to see me impersonating the ace of the rotation?
A 7 pitch walk?
Can anyone tell me when the 8th inning is scheduled to be played in this game?
Right after the 7th inning.
I’ve got a walk-a-thon going this afternoon.
desipio…where chats go to die
I may throw a complete game today.
cricket noises
Wouldn’t it be a shame if we had to pitch today.
How does a home plate ump right on top of the play miss Utley never touching the plate?
Why can’t we have replay for all the shit umps fuck up instead of boundary calls? I’m all for a football system for baseball.
Bringin the hustle!
Somebody tell Sloth that I was sitting in Santo’s seat when Bartman happened.
I’m referring to #11.
So, the Cubs are a ball off a Phillies’ head away from a tie game?
Somebody call LaTroy.
Andy, how come you don’t keep the ‘traditional’ look to Desipio the rest of the season, and not just game casts? It’s easier to look through July 2006 posts this way.l
I’m up in the bullpen!
Ready for Bonertime?
I thought you said I was clutch? I suck.
Because I like the new look.
Time for me to be the hero.
Woof? Please?
If your wives looked like me, you’d be a sex addict, too.
http://www.cinepatas.com/forum/album_mod/upload/cfe153ee4cb8a6414c59538475006d57.jpg
107 pitches, bitches. And I lead off the 7th. Pentime!
Fine, I’ll do it.
Wow, Theriot is a terrrrrrible baserunner.
Oh man. Oh gosh.
The party’s at 3rd base, ogdens. I ain’t running home for nothing.
I’m back bitches
Your timing is impeccable. You could be valuable to this team yet!
Hiro time!
You guys know my slider only goes 47 feet.
I’m on deck!
The Scott Eyre trade is paying off.
I caught this bastard. I know how he rolls. He is so toast.
How many strike I need to go first?
Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me.
Or maybe not.
Am I screaming at Theriot for a shitty DP throw or the umpire for a bad call? Someone with a TV please tell me what I saw.
Selfish?
I would be in favor with Bob Brenly if I had stopped at third base on that home run and simply failed to score somehow. That’s playing the game the right way.
Suck it Philly.
I can’t let Man Ram have all the HR struts in this series.
all bat no glove
Sure he hit a home run, but it wasn’t with RISP in the World Series.
Also, he’s afraid to charge head on into the wall to catch a flyball.
Lazy latin lollygagger.
You know what this pinch runner’s problem is? He’s just so…so…just so taguchi. too much so, in my opinion
So much for saving Marmol for the 9th.
What’s the matter with these fans? Why are they cheering? They’re not even paying attention to the game. They’re all drunk. That’s not baseball.
I need a fucking bath
I’m…I’m not good
Crank me
Flap, Flap, Flappity, Flap
Did I just say “SHIT” on the air?
I could swear I heard Oh shit, no shit, or holy shit.
Seriously, can you believe this team people? Absolutely insane. Another improbable come from behind victory that Dusty and co. would have let turn into a 6 run ass raping. There would have been Freddie Bynum involved as well.
I’m here!
Did you guys lose my #22?
Um, a season-long losing streak, Z possibly done for the year. I think it’s time for a Dose, Andy.