Did you see me talking to Hank White before the game? He told me not to worry if I look like a lost puppy when batting against Zambrano. Hank White is right.
Sure, NOW I won’t collide with Derrek Lee, breaking his wrist. I should have wrapped my car around a tree sometime and disappeared.
Cub Fan in Hyde Park
on October 2, 2008 at 9:10 pm
If I had any faith in the offense…but it’s nice to see that the same gutless pieces of shit we know and love in the playoffs showed up to wilt and drive up Z’s pitch count early.
No, Vinny, Cubs fans can take comfort the next action at Wrigley will be with me and Patrick Kane.
Z
on October 2, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I’m pitching great. 1 hard hit ball, 3 errors, and a bunt. Fucking hell. I have 4 strikeouts in 2 innings. And I suprisingly kept my cool to get manny again.
Mild sedatives
on October 2, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Told ya.
Cubs Gold Glovers
on October 2, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Why are we guaranteed to blow it in the postseason?
Worst Franchise Ever
on October 2, 2008 at 9:24 pm
I think it safe to say we root for the worst franchise in the history of sports. It is like the girlfriend who keeps getting beaten by her b/f, but yet chooses to still stay with him.
The Cubs defense
on October 2, 2008 at 9:24 pm
We decided to go into the tank like the offense.
Stockton
on October 2, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I’m senile. Apparently the dodgers created 5 runs by using the hit and run and laying down bunts. Errahs had nothing to do it.
Hey!!! DONATE TO MY FOUNDATION!!! MY DAUGHTER’S BLIND!!! BOO HOO!!!! I’M THE CLUBHOUSE LEADER!!! YOU CUB FANS ARE MEAN TO LATROY HAWKINS! I’M GREAT!!!!
Some weird part of me has come to like and enjoy watching the cubs choke away season after season.
PS-Sara Palin is scary. smiling and smirking the whole time while talking about genocide and such.
Uncalled for
on October 2, 2008 at 9:39 pm
I am number 54.
A RAM
on October 2, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Thought I’d join the club. Now all 4 of us are in it!
Z
on October 2, 2008 at 9:45 pm
I’m pitching my ass off and all four of my infielders have made errors. That includes Theriot dumbass barehand thing that should have been an error. Fuck this.
Tony Gwynn
on October 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm
When I made an error, it was generally at the dinner table.
Derrek
on October 2, 2008 at 9:51 pm
Best thing I’ve done with my hands all night
D Lee
on October 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm
I wasn’t using that hand anyway, obviously.
DeRosa
on October 2, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Don’t worry Dodgers, I’ll take care of that double play
Painful
on October 2, 2008 at 9:54 pm
This game is taking on my form.
Manny
on October 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Wow, suck on that!
2 girls 1 cup
on October 2, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I am easier to watch than this bullshit Cubs game.
Harden
on October 2, 2008 at 9:58 pm
How do you guys want me to piss away game three?
San Diego
on October 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I don’t get why the announcers are so all over Man Ram’s nuts all of a sudden. This is the same guy that quit on the Red Sox right, but he is such a great ball player!
Defense
on October 2, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Don’t worry, Harden. We’ll take care of it.
Brooms
on October 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Dodger fans are going to wave me all Saturday night!!!!!
Hendry's to do list
on October 2, 2008 at 10:02 pm
1. Trade Fukky
2. Sign Manny to play right, 3 years-60 million.
3. Mail in 2009 World Series Championship.
4. Get Cuban to give me a 5 year contract.
5. Groom Lassie…again.
alcohol
on October 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Every cubs fan needs some of me right now
Harry Caray
on October 2, 2008 at 10:07 pm
If he only had one more biscuit for breakfast. Dog biscuit that is.
#70
on October 2, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Already ahead of you!
Cubs' feet
on October 2, 2008 at 10:11 pm
We have several holes shot in us tonight.
Stellar D
on October 2, 2008 at 10:13 pm
You know I’ll start to appear now that the game’s out of reach and there’s no pressure.
Z
on October 2, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I am our best defensive player!
Umps
on October 2, 2008 at 10:17 pm
We feel bad for the Cubbies tonight!
z
on October 2, 2008 at 10:17 pm
hey dlee and dero that is an out…can we try that later on?
offseason
on October 2, 2008 at 10:18 pm
soo what should we do during the offseason..i think we shoudl…
1)not resign dempster(1 year wonder),
2)get a ss,
3)trade fuku,
4)sign manny,
5)get a cf,
6)keep edmonds to platon, and johnson
7)bye bye to howry,cotts,cedeno,
8)sign SABATHIA
9)trade for brian roberts, and brian fuentes,..hell trade for josh hamilton!!
10)trade derrik lee!!!!!!!!!!!!
what else u got?
offseason
on October 2, 2008 at 10:18 pm
soo what should we do during the offseason..i think we shoudl…
1)not resign dempster(1 year wonder),
2)get a ss,
3)trade fuku,
4)sign manny,
5)get a cf,
6)keep edmonds to platon, and johnson
7)bye bye to howry,cotts,cedeno,
8)sign SABATHIA
9)trade for brian roberts, and brian fuentes,..hell trade for josh hamilton!!
10)trade derrik lee!!!!!!!!!!!!
what else u got?
z
on October 2, 2008 at 10:18 pm
by later on i mean next year cuz im goin back to venezuela after im done givin up unearned runs tonight
It's Gonna Happen! sign
on October 2, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Where the fuck am I?
Where the fuck am I?
I’m gonna start following cricket.
Umps
on October 2, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Clearly we are trying to give the cubs this game
umps
on October 2, 2008 at 10:23 pm
clearly we are not tryin hard enough
Dodgers
on October 2, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Look we can bobble the ball and still make the out
harden
on October 2, 2008 at 10:24 pm
do i have to pitch game three? cant we just start marquis and save me for next year?
Working the count
on October 2, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Does anyone remember me from earlier in the year?
#79
on October 2, 2008 at 10:25 pm
11) learnto type
Cubs Offense
on October 2, 2008 at 10:26 pm
If you thought we couldn’t score runs just wait ’til we get to Dodger Stadium
Cubs Laundry Guy
on October 2, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Hey, I don’t want to hear any complaints out of you guys!
At least you don’t have to clean crap out of 25 pairs of pants after the game…
Manny
on October 2, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I’ve hit two essentially meaningless homeruns and nothing else, but I can’t get these announcers’ mouths away from my penis.
#89
on October 2, 2008 at 10:29 pm
That’s good! Almost as good as this team is playing.
Lassie
on October 2, 2008 at 10:29 pm
It’s a shame that we will only be in LA for one game. Not much time for me to work the Sunset Strip.
Deja Vu
on October 2, 2008 at 10:31 pm
2007 NLDS, I am you.
Prince Fielder
on October 2, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Come on Cubbies, keep your heads up. I know you can win two when you get back home. Oh! You are playing at home?
Wrigley Field
on October 2, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Time to bulldoze me yet? With the current team still in the dugout?
Billy Goat
on October 2, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Baaaa!
2 in a Row at Home
on October 2, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Pat, thanks for mentioning me when we dropped back to back to Milwaukee way back in April.
Porn
on October 2, 2008 at 10:36 pm
time for me
J-Day
on October 2, 2008 at 10:36 pm
96—the only goats involved in this game are the guys at third, SS, 2nd, 1st, and left.
Also, with Z out now, I’d like to say publicly I was wrong about him. He may be the only guy out there tonight who wanted to win.
#98
on October 2, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Waaay ahead of you
8th Straight
on October 2, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Post Season since 2003
These goddamn gutless assholes
on October 2, 2008 at 10:42 pm
OK Pat! I found my gun, where did you hide those damn bullets?
Harry Doyle
on October 2, 2008 at 10:49 pm
3 Hits? That’s all we got? 3 goddamn hits?!
Ron
on October 2, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I love that sign I just saw . . . true blue Cub fans. And that’s what they are.
Lassie
on October 2, 2008 at 10:50 pm
WOOF WOOF
The Vine
on October 2, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I feel sorry for the pathetic fucks!
Lassie
on October 2, 2008 at 10:51 pm
How many warning track fly balls can I hit?
J-Day
on October 2, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Lassie with a knock!
Harden will probably pitch okay Saturday. It seems to be the guys who’ve been here all year that reek the most of loser.
It Could Happen
on October 2, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Right!
Pie
on October 2, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Why wasn’t I pinch running?
Philly
on October 2, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Can’t wait to see you in the NLCS!!! Oh!! that’s right, you won’t be there!!
Elias Coblentz
on October 2, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Cubs suck!
112
on October 2, 2008 at 10:53 pm
No…no it can’t.
You’ve either had too much to drink or not enough.
Livin on a prayer
on October 2, 2008 at 10:54 pm
How appropiate
#114
on October 2, 2008 at 10:54 pm
You have to beat the Crew at home first.
Pie
on October 2, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I would be better off hitting for Fukodome
J-Day
on October 2, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Anybody else wanna pitch in and get Fukudome a one-way ticket back to Japan?
The Cubs
on October 2, 2008 at 10:59 pm
There are a lot of negative comments about us here. Just stop it or the Desipio Thought Police will get all upset and start calling you names.
Fukky
on October 2, 2008 at 10:59 pm
I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.
Tickets to japan
on October 2, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Why stop with Fukudome?
Censorship?
on October 2, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Andy would never do such a thing!
Billy Goat
on October 2, 2008 at 11:02 pm
#123 – I’ve never been to Japan.
Billy Goat
on October 2, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Do they have a Cubs team over there too?
The cubs
on October 2, 2008 at 11:04 pm
We actually hit the ball harder and farther then the dodgers this game. Besides the manny shot, of course.
124
on October 2, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Not Andy. It’s the self appointed, know it alls. The asswipes who have hissy fits if anyone disagrees with them.
Pat
on October 2, 2008 at 11:05 pm
I just can’t accept the fact that this Cubs team with 97 wins . . . that they would be bounced out in three straight.
Cubs Team
on October 2, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Hey Pat! This is only game two. Right?!!!
Steve Goodman
on October 2, 2008 at 11:07 pm
When can I start playing A Dying Cubs Fan’s Last Request?
3128
on October 2, 2008 at 11:07 pm
. . . the self appointed, know it alls? That seems to be us, and we were wrong, again!!!
Joe Walsh
on October 2, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Thanks for playing my song “All Night Long” between innings. Cool! You guys lose and I win with another royalty!
Kerry Wood
on October 2, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Wouldn’t it be grand if my arm fell off as a nice send off to this great crowd?
Semi-buzzed rant
on October 2, 2008 at 11:11 pm
As i sit here and cry in my beer i’ve decided that i will take a cubbie break. I will wait until we have a team that can handle the postseason. I spent the last six months with the cubs. Every curse killing high and every curse fullfilling low. The regular season was great. unfortunately, this team isn’t built for the postseason. I wait for all of you to tell me i’m not a die hard and i say to you….bite me. I watched every single game. went to a few (live 350 miles away, can’t make it to 30 like i’d like). The point is that last year when this team didn’t show up for the postseason we all thought it was because the stretch run did them in. there is no excuse this year except we don’t have a postseason team. So until soriano’s contract expires and dp lee retires i will be taking a cubbie break.
8th Inning
on October 2, 2008 at 11:12 pm
Sucks to be down 9-1
Shot of Drunken Ranting Cubs Fans
on October 2, 2008 at 11:13 pm
We’re adding a tiny bit of comic relief to this colossal goat f*** at Wrigley. Imagine the millions of us across the globe, a beer or two away from gouging our eyes with a rusty nail.
Dave Kaplan
on October 2, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Someone please shoot me before I have to put up with the idiots who will be calling the postgame show tonight!
Ron
on October 2, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Damn it Pat! Where the “F” are my friggin’ bullets!!!
Pat
on October 2, 2008 at 11:15 pm
I don’t care Ron. Shut the “F” up. Please let me call another game with Uke! Those were the days.
2003 NLDS W's
on October 2, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Remember us? God, we were fun.
Joe Walsh
on October 2, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Should I run for president this year?
Ron
on October 2, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Jay Leno wants me on his show. I told him “no.” I’m a Cubs fan, what can I say?
Cubs Fans
on October 2, 2008 at 11:21 pm
9th inning and we’re booing. We’re drunk and acting stoooopid.
Juan Pierre
on October 2, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Watch out, I’m speedy!
Cubs
on October 2, 2008 at 11:21 pm
How about we win the next two games and the have Kerry Wood blow the game in the 9th inning in front of the home fans?
Ron
on October 2, 2008 at 11:21 pm
grunt
juan pierre
on October 2, 2008 at 11:22 pm
i paid A LOT to dick stockton to make me sound like i was good back in 2006
David Letterman
on October 2, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Ron, we understand your position with Jay Leno. We’re ready for you. How about it?
Juan Pierre
on October 2, 2008 at 11:23 pm
See?
Back to back post season blow outs
on October 2, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Love it when this happens.
Cubs Infield
on October 2, 2008 at 11:23 pm
so when is the gold glove voting? does the postseason count?
9th inning
on October 2, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Another Dodgers run
Players and coaches
on October 2, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Last night we kept saying, “It’s only one game.”
What will our lame-ass excuses be tonight?
153
on October 2, 2008 at 11:24 pm
another UNEARNED run, i believe.
154
on October 2, 2008 at 11:25 pm
tonight’s excuse: playin at 830 was more like a west coast game….too much advantage for the dodgers
I
on October 2, 2008 at 11:25 pm
started looking for a clip of a dog running into a wall to celebrate edmonds hurting himself diving, but found this instead. The first 5 seconds are how I felt two days ago, and the 6th second is how I feel now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EmbmJGGYh4&NR=1
What We Did to Deserve This
on October 2, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I must’ve been really fucking bad.
god
on October 2, 2008 at 11:27 pm
*punches me in the nuts* YOU KNOW WHY!
Ron Darling
on October 2, 2008 at 11:29 pm
evidently i underestimate Dlee’s ability with runners on…and his uncanny way of hitting into routin double plays (which the dodgers wont botch)
J-Day
on October 2, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Things I never want to hear again:
Era (error)
Now batting: Derrek Lee
Frank TV ads.
Anything Ron Darling says.
Soriano.
Another run for the Dodgers.
Feel free to add your own.
E-ramis
on October 2, 2008 at 11:31 pm
see i’m clutch
DeRosa
on October 2, 2008 at 11:35 pm
SEMI-BONER TIME
Cubs
on October 2, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Can Takashi Saito pitch every inning of the rest of the series please?
Faint hope
on October 2, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I am cruel.
161
on October 2, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I’d see Soriano over Fukdome. You see that 8 hopper to the plate?
J-Day
on October 2, 2008 at 11:36 pm
You know, the difference between Torre and Cubs managers is that Torre looks to head things off before they get bad. Our managers just prefer to sit on the bench and watch.
Cubs
on October 2, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Damn.
Santo-Pie
on October 2, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Wow,10-3
A bullet in the head
on October 2, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I belong in the first fcuker who claims the Cubs scored some kind of moral victory with this “rally” in the 9th. Go **** yourself.
Viagra Ads
on October 2, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I’m a good reminder of what the Cubs are in October: impotent.
#161
on October 2, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Tony Gwynn saying… anything
Reed Johnson
on October 2, 2008 at 11:38 pm
why the F*ck am i not hitting…i hit with risp all year and Pie gets up?
Back-to-Back Postseasons
on October 2, 2008 at 11:39 pm
We’re evidence that this is actually progress! Next time we’re in the playoffs, we’ll aim to win a game. Baby steps.
Pie
on October 2, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Look at my OBP for the postseason B*tches
Donovan
on October 2, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Way down below the ocean…
Faint hope
on October 2, 2008 at 11:41 pm
I am drawing you in
Kid in the red shirt
on October 2, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Either I’m flaming, or Wrigley’s not carding tonight.
Playoff tickets
on October 2, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I should of been given out for free.
Broxton
on October 2, 2008 at 11:43 pm
I kind of look like Gagne from behind
Fukku Suck San
on October 2, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Go back to Japan, asswipe. Never want to see this numnuts on the field again. Evah. Eat the contract and send him away.
Faint hope
on October 2, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Ha, ha, just kidding (I’m such an asshole!)
J-Day
on October 2, 2008 at 11:50 pm
If I can amend the list to things I don’t ever want to SEE again, pitches taken right down the middle on anything besides a 3-0 count would be at the top.
Wrigley Field
on October 2, 2008 at 11:50 pm
See you bitches in April!
184
on October 2, 2008 at 11:52 pm
try january…go hawks…ONE GOAL
ME
on October 3, 2008 at 12:01 am
Im the reason for this collapse, I jinxed them. I wore my believe bracelet all year and I lost it last week. :(
186
on October 3, 2008 at 12:04 am
im gonna rip you a new one on talk radio tomm…all your fault
Lou
on October 3, 2008 at 12:12 am
Yeah, you know what, ugh, from now on I don’t want to hear about Fukudome anymore as far as whether he’s going to play or not. I’m gonna play Fontenot or Reed Johnson or somebody else and that’s the end of that story. The kid’s struggling and there’s no sense in sending him out there anymore.
The kid’s struggling
on October 3, 2008 at 12:31 am
we knew that going in to, what August? So we run him out there anyway in the fucking playoffs!
The Mets
on October 3, 2008 at 8:09 am
Even with our shitty bullpen we would have beaten the Cubs in this series.
Epiphany
on October 3, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Ok. Here is what’s going to happen.
Harden pitches great and we edge out LA in game 3.
Teddy Roosevelt beats them down in game 4.
and instead of Ryan or Z in game 5, Sean Marshall gets the start and stifles them in game 5.
It’s Friday, October 3rd.
All you crybabies sure are heavy…
I just gave up a grand slam to Shane Victorino. See you in February in Yankees camp.
we are f***ing pansies. The whole lot of us.
What? I have a bad calf and I am the only guy who can go yard?–Let’s go fellas!
Im the same tonight except fookie and the riot switch. The riot second and fookie 8th
It will be a miracle if my arm is still attached by February
We don’t lie! Given the universe of Kosuke Fukudome HRs in the 2008 season, the odds that an HR happened off Billingsley are 1 in 4, bitches!
I’m jizzing my pants soft right now, I’m so excited.
starts tonight ogdens
Big Z is doing me like the filthy whore I am.
Did you see me talking to Hank White before the game? He told me not to worry if I look like a lost puppy when batting against Zambrano. Hank White is right.
FYC!
We’re rooting for the Cubs. Fuck you, L.A.
If a single is an FYC, I win.
Hey you should see that Sarah Palin debate
The shitty thing about the playoff games at Chavez Ravine? I’ll get no royalties! Fuck!
What do you want, Chuck, an 8-run HR?
Dear Derrek:
Please retire.
Love,
Chuck
starts tonight
because of me, we are drunker and louder
Go Saarah,
Fuck the debate. I just wish DLee didn’t strike out.
Too bad they didn’t have an earthquake in L.A. because what will their fans blame tonight’s no-hitter on?
Cancel the post-game show. But Stockton said that Z (or maybe Milt Pappas) was me. Were they southpaws at some other time?
Meltdown time. Nice fucken play Theriot, you little midget.
Why in the fuck can’t the Cubs turn me in the playoffs?
What did I do wrong, Ghost? I prevented DeRosa’s throw from going into left field. Suck on something, and go to hell.
Dear Derrek:
Please retire before the inning is over.
Love,
Chuck
I’m trying to remind you of Leon Durham.
Here I come.
Put it all down!
I wasn’t anywhere near the infield.
I got this.
If I strike ’em out, they can’t boot the ball, right?
I’m called DP Lee for a reason, wait….
Are we loud enough tonight?
Sure, NOW I won’t collide with Derrek Lee, breaking his wrist. I should have wrapped my car around a tree sometime and disappeared.
If I had any faith in the offense…but it’s nice to see that the same gutless pieces of shit we know and love in the playoffs showed up to wilt and drive up Z’s pitch count early.
The post season is me.
I’m over and so is the season.
I’m gonna go ahead and fall off now.
I owe Cubs fans apologies everywhere.
Well, boys, you have the, um, Bears?
Might as well overthrow now.
Or the, uh, Bulls?
I’m the balls. I wonder if a murder of Derrek Lee and Mark DeRosa would be justifiable homicide.
No, Vinny, Cubs fans can take comfort the next action at Wrigley will be with me and Patrick Kane.
I’m pitching great. 1 hard hit ball, 3 errors, and a bunt. Fucking hell. I have 4 strikeouts in 2 innings. And I suprisingly kept my cool to get manny again.
Told ya.
Why are we guaranteed to blow it in the postseason?
I should demand a trade
I think it safe to say we root for the worst franchise in the history of sports. It is like the girlfriend who keeps getting beaten by her b/f, but yet chooses to still stay with him.
We decided to go into the tank like the offense.
I’m senile. Apparently the dodgers created 5 runs by using the hit and run and laying down bunts. Errahs had nothing to do it.
Hey!!! DONATE TO MY FOUNDATION!!! MY DAUGHTER’S BLIND!!! BOO HOO!!!! I’M THE CLUBHOUSE LEADER!!! YOU CUB FANS ARE MEAN TO LATROY HAWKINS! I’M GREAT!!!!
I’m a fucking waste of space.
sad, i feel sad.
Some weird part of me has come to like and enjoy watching the cubs choke away season after season.
PS-Sara Palin is scary. smiling and smirking the whole time while talking about genocide and such.
I am number 54.
Thought I’d join the club. Now all 4 of us are in it!
I’m pitching my ass off and all four of my infielders have made errors. That includes Theriot dumbass barehand thing that should have been an error. Fuck this.
When I made an error, it was generally at the dinner table.
Best thing I’ve done with my hands all night
I wasn’t using that hand anyway, obviously.
Don’t worry Dodgers, I’ll take care of that double play
This game is taking on my form.
Wow, suck on that!
I am easier to watch than this bullshit Cubs game.
How do you guys want me to piss away game three?
I don’t get why the announcers are so all over Man Ram’s nuts all of a sudden. This is the same guy that quit on the Red Sox right, but he is such a great ball player!
Don’t worry, Harden. We’ll take care of it.
Dodger fans are going to wave me all Saturday night!!!!!
1. Trade Fukky
2. Sign Manny to play right, 3 years-60 million.
3. Mail in 2009 World Series Championship.
4. Get Cuban to give me a 5 year contract.
5. Groom Lassie…again.
Every cubs fan needs some of me right now
If he only had one more biscuit for breakfast. Dog biscuit that is.
Already ahead of you!
We have several holes shot in us tonight.
You know I’ll start to appear now that the game’s out of reach and there’s no pressure.
I am our best defensive player!
We feel bad for the Cubbies tonight!
hey dlee and dero that is an out…can we try that later on?
soo what should we do during the offseason..i think we shoudl…
1)not resign dempster(1 year wonder),
2)get a ss,
3)trade fuku,
4)sign manny,
5)get a cf,
6)keep edmonds to platon, and johnson
7)bye bye to howry,cotts,cedeno,
8)sign SABATHIA
9)trade for brian roberts, and brian fuentes,..hell trade for josh hamilton!!
10)trade derrik lee!!!!!!!!!!!!
what else u got?
soo what should we do during the offseason..i think we shoudl…
1)not resign dempster(1 year wonder),
2)get a ss,
3)trade fuku,
4)sign manny,
5)get a cf,
6)keep edmonds to platon, and johnson
7)bye bye to howry,cotts,cedeno,
8)sign SABATHIA
9)trade for brian roberts, and brian fuentes,..hell trade for josh hamilton!!
10)trade derrik lee!!!!!!!!!!!!
what else u got?
by later on i mean next year cuz im goin back to venezuela after im done givin up unearned runs tonight
Where the fuck am I?
Where the fuck am I?
I’m gonna start following cricket.
Clearly we are trying to give the cubs this game
clearly we are not tryin hard enough
Look we can bobble the ball and still make the out
do i have to pitch game three? cant we just start marquis and save me for next year?
Does anyone remember me from earlier in the year?
11) learnto type
If you thought we couldn’t score runs just wait ’til we get to Dodger Stadium
Hey, I don’t want to hear any complaints out of you guys!
At least you don’t have to clean crap out of 25 pairs of pants after the game…
I’ve hit two essentially meaningless homeruns and nothing else, but I can’t get these announcers’ mouths away from my penis.
That’s good! Almost as good as this team is playing.
It’s a shame that we will only be in LA for one game. Not much time for me to work the Sunset Strip.
2007 NLDS, I am you.
Come on Cubbies, keep your heads up. I know you can win two when you get back home. Oh! You are playing at home?
Time to bulldoze me yet? With the current team still in the dugout?
Baaaa!
Pat, thanks for mentioning me when we dropped back to back to Milwaukee way back in April.
time for me
96—the only goats involved in this game are the guys at third, SS, 2nd, 1st, and left.
Also, with Z out now, I’d like to say publicly I was wrong about him. He may be the only guy out there tonight who wanted to win.
Waaay ahead of you
Post Season since 2003
Fuck Me
I live on in Milwaukee:
http://www.cbs58.com/index.php?aid=4452
Where’s my viagra?
OK Pat! I found my gun, where did you hide those damn bullets?
3 Hits? That’s all we got? 3 goddamn hits?!
I love that sign I just saw . . . true blue Cub fans. And that’s what they are.
WOOF WOOF
I feel sorry for the pathetic fucks!
How many warning track fly balls can I hit?
Lassie with a knock!
Harden will probably pitch okay Saturday. It seems to be the guys who’ve been here all year that reek the most of loser.
Right!
Why wasn’t I pinch running?
Can’t wait to see you in the NLCS!!! Oh!! that’s right, you won’t be there!!
Cubs suck!
No…no it can’t.
You’ve either had too much to drink or not enough.
How appropiate
You have to beat the Crew at home first.
I would be better off hitting for Fukodome
Anybody else wanna pitch in and get Fukudome a one-way ticket back to Japan?
There are a lot of negative comments about us here. Just stop it or the Desipio Thought Police will get all upset and start calling you names.
I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.
Why stop with Fukudome?
Andy would never do such a thing!
#123 – I’ve never been to Japan.
Do they have a Cubs team over there too?
We actually hit the ball harder and farther then the dodgers this game. Besides the manny shot, of course.
Not Andy. It’s the self appointed, know it alls. The asswipes who have hissy fits if anyone disagrees with them.
I just can’t accept the fact that this Cubs team with 97 wins . . . that they would be bounced out in three straight.
Hey Pat! This is only game two. Right?!!!
When can I start playing A Dying Cubs Fan’s Last Request?
. . . the self appointed, know it alls? That seems to be us, and we were wrong, again!!!
Thanks for playing my song “All Night Long” between innings. Cool! You guys lose and I win with another royalty!
Wouldn’t it be grand if my arm fell off as a nice send off to this great crowd?
As i sit here and cry in my beer i’ve decided that i will take a cubbie break. I will wait until we have a team that can handle the postseason. I spent the last six months with the cubs. Every curse killing high and every curse fullfilling low. The regular season was great. unfortunately, this team isn’t built for the postseason. I wait for all of you to tell me i’m not a die hard and i say to you….bite me. I watched every single game. went to a few (live 350 miles away, can’t make it to 30 like i’d like). The point is that last year when this team didn’t show up for the postseason we all thought it was because the stretch run did them in. there is no excuse this year except we don’t have a postseason team. So until soriano’s contract expires and dp lee retires i will be taking a cubbie break.
Sucks to be down 9-1
We’re adding a tiny bit of comic relief to this colossal goat f*** at Wrigley. Imagine the millions of us across the globe, a beer or two away from gouging our eyes with a rusty nail.
Someone please shoot me before I have to put up with the idiots who will be calling the postgame show tonight!
Damn it Pat! Where the “F” are my friggin’ bullets!!!
I don’t care Ron. Shut the “F” up. Please let me call another game with Uke! Those were the days.
Remember us? God, we were fun.
Should I run for president this year?
Jay Leno wants me on his show. I told him “no.” I’m a Cubs fan, what can I say?
9th inning and we’re booing. We’re drunk and acting stoooopid.
Watch out, I’m speedy!
How about we win the next two games and the have Kerry Wood blow the game in the 9th inning in front of the home fans?
grunt
i paid A LOT to dick stockton to make me sound like i was good back in 2006
Ron, we understand your position with Jay Leno. We’re ready for you. How about it?
See?
Love it when this happens.
so when is the gold glove voting? does the postseason count?
Another Dodgers run
Last night we kept saying, “It’s only one game.”
What will our lame-ass excuses be tonight?
another UNEARNED run, i believe.
tonight’s excuse: playin at 830 was more like a west coast game….too much advantage for the dodgers
started looking for a clip of a dog running into a wall to celebrate edmonds hurting himself diving, but found this instead. The first 5 seconds are how I felt two days ago, and the 6th second is how I feel now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EmbmJGGYh4&NR=1
I must’ve been really fucking bad.
*punches me in the nuts* YOU KNOW WHY!
evidently i underestimate Dlee’s ability with runners on…and his uncanny way of hitting into routin double plays (which the dodgers wont botch)
Things I never want to hear again:
Era (error)
Now batting: Derrek Lee
Frank TV ads.
Anything Ron Darling says.
Soriano.
Another run for the Dodgers.
Feel free to add your own.
see i’m clutch
SEMI-BONER TIME
Can Takashi Saito pitch every inning of the rest of the series please?
I am cruel.
I’d see Soriano over Fukdome. You see that 8 hopper to the plate?
You know, the difference between Torre and Cubs managers is that Torre looks to head things off before they get bad. Our managers just prefer to sit on the bench and watch.
Damn.
Wow,10-3
I belong in the first fcuker who claims the Cubs scored some kind of moral victory with this “rally” in the 9th. Go **** yourself.
I’m a good reminder of what the Cubs are in October: impotent.
Tony Gwynn saying… anything
why the F*ck am i not hitting…i hit with risp all year and Pie gets up?
We’re evidence that this is actually progress! Next time we’re in the playoffs, we’ll aim to win a game. Baby steps.
Look at my OBP for the postseason B*tches
Way down below the ocean…
I am drawing you in
Either I’m flaming, or Wrigley’s not carding tonight.
I should of been given out for free.
I kind of look like Gagne from behind
Go back to Japan, asswipe. Never want to see this numnuts on the field again. Evah. Eat the contract and send him away.
Ha, ha, just kidding (I’m such an asshole!)
If I can amend the list to things I don’t ever want to SEE again, pitches taken right down the middle on anything besides a 3-0 count would be at the top.
See you bitches in April!
try january…go hawks…ONE GOAL
Im the reason for this collapse, I jinxed them. I wore my believe bracelet all year and I lost it last week. :(
im gonna rip you a new one on talk radio tomm…all your fault
Yeah, you know what, ugh, from now on I don’t want to hear about Fukudome anymore as far as whether he’s going to play or not. I’m gonna play Fontenot or Reed Johnson or somebody else and that’s the end of that story. The kid’s struggling and there’s no sense in sending him out there anymore.
we knew that going in to, what August? So we run him out there anyway in the fucking playoffs!
Even with our shitty bullpen we would have beaten the Cubs in this series.
Ok. Here is what’s going to happen.
Harden pitches great and we edge out LA in game 3.
Teddy Roosevelt beats them down in game 4.
and instead of Ryan or Z in game 5, Sean Marshall gets the start and stifles them in game 5.
It’s Friday, October 3rd.
Post name God Damn It
I should be fired for a horrible call at 3rd