ESPN has announced that they will be following the 2003 edition of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish in a weekly series, every Tuesday night called “The Season.”

It might not exactly rival “The Season: Oakland Raiderettes” but it should come darn close.

The series will be 11 weeks long, one for every Notre Dame win, and will include such hard hitting topics as:

Week one: “Ty Willingham decides whether or not to button the top button on his green polo shirt.”

Week two: “Notre Dame-Washington State: What is up with this ‘Wazzu’ crap?”

Week three: “Lloyd Carr: Misunderstood nitwit or demon spawn?”

Week four: “An evening with Lee Corso’s teeth.”

Week five: “Expunging the record: A Notre Dame assistant Sports Information Director uses a gallon of white out to fix the media guide so the Bob Davie era never happened.”

Week six: “Do all USC alums chop their wives heads off—allegedly, of course.”

Week seven: “Sniff Joe Tiller’s undershirt for charity!”

Week eight: “Parietals? Would they have saved Kobe?”

Week nine: “Advanced Calculus with Julius Jones.”

Week ten: “Irish declare Jihad on computer pollsters in the BCS.”

Week eleven: “Touchdown Jesus Saves!”

My TiVo is already sweating with anticipation.