You're no Mark DeRosa, but I guess you'll do.Has it really been a quarter of a century?

On June 23, 1984, an introverted, converted shortstop and third baseman–now playing second, turned a Saturday afternoon, nationally televised game against his team’s biggest rival into a coming out party for the ages.

Ryne Sandberg didn’t just demonstrate his gifts to the world that Saturday, he gave us all the first glimpse that this perennial losing team had a little something special in them.  As fleeting as it might have been, the 1984 Cubs are the standard by which every good Cubs team will be judged until one of them finally wins a goddamned World Series.

I was 11 years old on June 23, 1984, and I had lunch at the McDonald’s across the street from the park.  My parents and I were an hour and a half into the Bataan Death March of family vacations, a car trip to Washington DC via Canton, Ohio and Gettysburg, PA.  We were there, so I was told, to try to get tickets to the game–but mom and dad really just wanted to get going, so it was an attempt made with only half of their asses.  We got in the car and headed east and the most ludicrous, spectacular, mind-blowing, mystifying game unfolded on the radio with Harry Caray, Vince Lloyd, Milo Hamilton and Lou Boudreau keeping us abreast of what was happening.

Willie McGee had a day that is now remembered as being almost as good the other guy’s, just not quite.

On this day, the Cardinals had a lot, including spectacular days from McGee and Ozzie Smith and others.  They had a Hall of Fame closer.

But they didn’t have Ryne Sandberg.

[Youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4CinZ3Fh4c]

How come it’s not the “Dave Owen Game?”