Hey guys, you know Bobby Abreu is available!Like many of you, I grew up watching the Cubs on WGN with Harry Caray and Steve Stone, and I liked it.  I figured fans of other teams didn’t know what they were missing.  Harry was passionate and funny and sometimes downright mean, and Steve seemed to know exactly what was happening, what was going to happen and what should be happening.

But then again, I was a kid.  What the hell did I know?

I cringed as Steve suffered through the Chip Caray years, making hilarious jokes about who was going to pick up the dinner tab and acting more and more like if he were running things all of this losing wouldn’t be going on.

Then he left for good, we got Len Kasper and Bob Brenly and we haven’t really missed him.

And apparently, more than anything that pisses him off.

He’s got a good job.  He’s the color analyst for a big league team, on the other side of town.  But he certainly seems to have developed an obsession with his old team, and nowhere is it more apparent than on his creepy Twitter page.

Oh, sure, he’s “protected” it so that even if you go to http://twitter.com/baseballstone you have to click to “follow” him to see his posts.

His constant tweeting about the Cubs has drawn attention already, like at Hire Jim Essian where Kermit counted the ways.

But things really got ridiculous yesterday, when he posted this:

Icon_lockRumor is that tigers are interested in trading for milton bradley. Cubs should fly him in a private jet.12:36 PM Jul 25th from txt

Which he then followed with:

Icon_lockBradley not in cubs lineup today. With cardinals trading for derosa, lugo, and holliday, if hendry doesnt make a trade he loses the division1:58 PM Jul 25th from txt

That got the Manolantern all fired up and he ran with it on his blog, with the subtle headline: Can it Be?  Are the Tigers after Milton Bradley?

And he claimed to have all kinds of insight into the rumor.

Two very solid baseball sources confirmed for me just moments ago that the Detroit Tigers are interested in Cubs RF Milton Bradley. They believe that Bradley would be a much better fit as a DH than as a right fielder and that he would mesh well with Tigers manager Jim Leyland.

The Interwebs got all fired up, and started pushing the rumor. I heard it and thought it was interesting, until I found out that the only “sources” were Kaplan and Stone.

Bruce Miles of the Daily Herald chimed in with his take on the rumor. Of course he actually bothered to ask Cubs officials about it. (Something Kaplan couldn’t be troubled to do, even though he was sitting in the same press box as Miles on Saturday.) Over at the four-letter messageboard, Bruce wrote this:

“Total hogwash. Two Cubs people said it’s the first they’ve heard of it and that Jim hasn’t talked with anybody about this. Let’s remember Stone has a, um, a, shall we call it, a thing for the Cubs. And Kap is his buddy.

This is total fabrication.”

Then, on his Twitter feed, Stone started backpeddling.

Icon_lockFrom the mouth of dave dombrowski the GM of the tigers, i would not have him on my team. Bradley homered and is closing in on beckham rbi.3:20 PM Jul 25th from txt

Icon_lockIn detroit for the series. Understand a guy named bruce miles believes that the whole bradley story was made up. Who is bruce miles.4:39 PM Jul 25th from txt


Well, Steve.  It certainly seems like somebody made it up.  And you were the first one anybody heard it from.  So either you did make it up, or somebody fed you a bogus rumor knowing that because you have a hard-on for the Cubs, and especially Jim Hendry and (for whatever reason) Milton Bradley, they knew you’d run with it.

Hey, I got burned this spring repeating a rumor I’d heard from somebody in the Padres organization that the Cubs and Padres had settled on players for Jake Peavy.  Of course, the worst I got out of it is that the NSBB’ers hurt my feelings by calling me a “fading star in the Cubs blog world.”  And they’re wrong.  You have to actually be a star to fade.

Kaplan then skipped to his little blog machine and hammered out one of the most laughable posts he’s posted yet (and frankly that bar is set pretty high).

It included insight like:

So this afternoon Steve Stone sends out a Tweet on his baseballstone@twitter account saying that the Tigers are interested in Cubs RF Milton Bradley. I hear from a baseball agent who says the same thing and then after Stone’s post hits the internet and I put the rumor on my blog all hell breaks loose.

So let’s review what I posted this afternoon. The headline of the post says “Can it be? Are the Tigers after Milton Bradley? The post talks about the rumor and ends this way:  I will be working my baseball sources for more on this rumor but if it is indeed true the Cubs need to make that deal ASAP!

So how did a rumor which happens all of the time take off so quickly? Perhaps because people are so desperate to see Bradley in another uniform they ran with a rumor that it turned out had no substance to it.

That last part is the best part. Let’s look at it again.

“Perhaps because people are so desperate to see Bradley in another uniform they ran with a rumor that it turned out had no substance to it.”

Uh…in this case aren’t the desperate people named Steve Stone and Dave Kaplan?

I still don’t understand where Stone’s hatred for Bradley comes from (I assume it’s more his desire to have Hendry tar and feathered for signing him), but I’m not the only one who noticed.

Wrigleyville23.com has a great breakdown on Stone’s Bradley obsession from his July Twitter feed alone.