Was it wrong for the tighty-whitey t-shirt asshat in the bleachers to try to help Jake Fox get a cheap hit by throwing a beer in the face of Phillies centerfielder Shane Victorino last night?
Probably. Unless of course one of two things were true.
1. He didn’t actually waste a beer and had instead urinated into the cup. That’s not so much littering as it is unonventional outfield grass fertilization.
2. He’s a complete dipshit who wants to be caught, banned from Wrigley and to come back in a decade with a stupid sign that he pays hot chicks to hand to fat teenagers to hold up at games.
Then? Then it’s just fine.
And, of course, before the Sox fans out there fire up the propane tank to access the Internet today and get all high and mighty. It’s not like this has never happened before in Chicago.
At least the Cubs fan did it to the other team.
I’ve gotten so shitfaced in the bleachers, I couldn’t tell you what planet i lived on, let alone make a responsible judgment about whether or not it is a proper thing to drop a beer over an opposing outfielder’s head.
I should have had my ass kicked. So should the tighty-whitey douchebox.
This is exactly why I root against the Cubs.
The headline is redundant
The motherfuckers don’t even work!
You know why we’re dopes?
Because we follow this shitdick of a franchise. After 101 years we should be throwing knives.
We’re sorry that the douchebag in question dresses like one of our female catalog models.
what we should do is run out on the field and beat up their 1st base coach…oh wait…
Love to see all of the cigarette smokers in the background during that ’59 World Series picture.
Yeah, and the vast majority of the fans are men in suits.
Cubs are on there last leg…..tra la tra la.