You sir are everything that is and has always been wrong with this team.And so, for his first move as the “owner” of the Cubs, Tom Ricketts has not only decided to keep the pencil necked douchebag currently in charge of running the Cubs into the ground, he’s extended his stay.

Damien wasn’t this bad of an omen.

But hey, how can you not get behind the strategy of changing the culture of a franchise by doing things the way they have for the last 101 years of absolute failure?

That’s awesome.

Crane Kenney is everything that is and has been wrong with this franchise since the day PK Wrigley and his incompetence died.  He’s a know nothing suit (just the next in a long line of them thanks to the souless Tribune) who thinks it’s neat to run a little baseball team and uses the field and the clubhouse as a place to entertain and impress his likeminded, also inbred pals.

Nothing is changing.  Nothing ever changes around this place.

If you had any real hope that a new owner was going to turn things around, here’s your first real clue.  He’s going to turn it around all right, 360 degrees and keep it pointed dead on to absolute humiliating failure.

Hope?  There is no hope.  Just despair and more losing and then the relief that only finally comes with death.

At least the White Sox have one imaginary, flukey World Series and lots of methamphetamine to console themselves with.  What do the Cubs have?  A legless announcer who wears a beaver pelt on his head and a Hall of Fame shortstop who looks just like Ronnie Woo Woo.

We are wasting our lives on this team, and they seem to enjoy reminding us of it and rubbing our faces in it on a daily basis.