The good news of course is that despite this epic collapse, the Cubs return a studly, young pitching rotation for next year. They get Corey Patterson back. More young hurlers are on the horizon. Kenny Lofton seems open to the idea of being a fourth outfielder (and wouldn’t you be if a Moises Alou treadmill injury meant you could play the whole season?) and really, an 88 win team has no business being in the World Series in the first place.

But, these are the Cubs. Something they reminded us about in stereo on Tuesday and Wednesday. They never string together good seasons. We’re looking at a plus .500 record in 2006. Maybe.

Ahh, screw that.

Think back to the 1984 Cubs. They were old. They were built to win now, and while Dallas Green built up the farm system, the Tribune was busy firing him.

In 1989 it was a good, young team with very little pitching. Rick Sutcliffe was at the end of the road, Mitch Williams was a mirage, and Greg Maddux was the stud. He proved to be a Hall of Famer…for Atlanta.

The 1998 Cubs were a team that none of us thought would really be that good in 1999. We were right.

But these Cubs…they’re different. They’re young. They can pitch. They’ll actually get better.

A lot of tough questions will have to be answered by Jim Hendry this offseason. At one point, the most crucial decision of the winter seemed like it was going to be who to replace Wavin’ Wendell Kim with. But helicopter man is safe. He didn’t cost the Cubs a game since the first week of September. Who knew?

So we are left to ponder the future. As always.

So, since there’s nothing left to rehash from last night that wasn’t hashed to death (for my money the game, the series, the season was lost when Dusty let Dave Veres and his soon-to-be-surgically-repaired-shoulder pitch to Evil Alex Gonzalez with two on and two out and Josh Beckett on deck. Beckett was going to bat no matter what and Gonzalez’s double made it 9-5. Good night Cubs. Drive home safely) so let’s ponder the changes that need to be made.

Going from 67 wins to 88 was impressive. Let’s not diminish how much improvement there was. These Cubs led us to believe for almost seven months that they’d turned the corner. They came close, but they clipped the guard rail at the end.

First base: Randall Simon’s cute. He’s fat, he’s got that weird birthmark, he got some big hits. He needs to go away now. I can’t live with a full year of him swinging at everything. Plus, there’s a bona fide, younger, better first baseman on the roster. If Eric Karros wants to come back next year and share first with Hee Seop Choi, that’s fine by me. But it’s Hee Seop’s time right now. That means no Randall Simon.

Second base: Mark Grudzielanek had a good year. He faded a little bit in the NLCS, but his RBI single in the seventh inning of game six should have been the hit that sealed the pennant. He played good defense, the Cubs missed him when he broke his hand in August and all that being said, he should be on the bus with Randall, too.

Here’s the thing, getting Kenny Lofton in July proved that the Cubs offense needed a real lead off man. With Patterson coming back in center, and too good to let go, the Cubs need either their shortstop or second baseman to be the leadoff man. Gruddy’s not that guy. If they find a shortstop who can lead off, great, bring Mark back. Otherwise, thanks for the memories.

Shortstop: Mr. Clutch, Alex Gonzalez, will always be remembered for muffing that grounder in the fateful eighth inning. But the fact remains he’s about as good a defensive shortstop as there is. He just has no clue at the plate. If you could really believe that his new approach at the dish that he took during the playoffs would stick, you’d want him back. If he’d keep that swing and that gameplan at the plate he’d hit .270 with 20 homers and be a godsend. I just don’t think he can.

Third base: Finally, that gaping hole seems to be filled. Why the Pirates felt the need to trade a 24 year old third baseman with power is beyond me. I’m just glad they did. E-ramis should be a fixture in the lineup for years to come. He and Hee Seop will make a nice set of bookends some day, even as soon as 2004.

Left field: Watching Moises Alou play in the playoffs kind of pissed me off. He made plays in the field, he came through at the plate. He is, truly, a big game player. Why can’t he show that effort all of the time, though? Given his age and his injury history, keeping Kenny Lofton on the roster is key. If Moises goes down for any length of time, Lofton could fill in here (his arm would less of a liability in left anyway) and assuming Hendry finds a real leadoff man at second or short, you’d have two speedy guys at the top of the order. Where have we seen that before?

Center field: I think we all kind of forgot just how good Corey Patterson was this year. We forget that defensively his only NL peer is Andruw Jones. We forget that he didn’t show any signs of slumping, he used the whole field at the plate and he delivered a lot of big hits. He was leading the team in batting average, stolen bases and RBI when he got hurt. He’s 24, too. He’s really good.

Right field: I think it’s probably even money that Sammy Sosa returns for 2004. He wants a bigger contract, the Cubs don’t want to give him one. He’s still owed $34 million over two years if he comes back, how’s he going to top that? It won’t be a warm, fuzzy offseason between the Cubs and Sammy. Both sides will say nasty things, and if the Yankees decide to fill their gaping hole in right field with Sammy…they’ll get him.

Catcher: Hendry and Dusty say they’re happy with Damian Miller and Paul Bako. I don’t see how that’s possible. Neither one can hit, at all. Besides, Bako apparently forgot how to actually catch pitches in the playoffs. Both have to go.

Staring pitchers:
Mark Prior: Despite that ill-fated eighth inning in game six, he’s the best young pitcher in the game.

Kerry Wood: His melt down in game seven obscures the fact that he was 4-0 with a 1.84 ERA in September and won both of his starts in the NLDS. He also pitched well in the third game of the NLCS. He ran out of gas last night. He never ran out of guts.

Carlos Zambrano: How quickly we forget that so little was expected of Carlos before this year. He’s big, he’s tough, he’s 23, he’s perfectly designed to win at Wrigley Field.

Matt Clement: We’re never going to quite trust him. Great stuff, inconsistent, and his toughness is of question. But for a fourth starter? He’s probably the best in the league.

Shawn Estes: So long.

Juan Cruz: He gets first crack at the fifth starter’s job. But unless he learns to throw with his left arm, any battle with studly prospect Angel Guzman goes to Angel. Guzman was so good last year (at 20!) in Spring Training that he almost made the rotation then.

Bullpen:
El Pulpo: The Cubs put him on waivers on July 31 and thought somebody would take him. Dusty seldom used him in a tough spot in the second half. Pulpo’s Cubs career is over.

Mark Guthrie: For most of the season he was better than Mike Remlinger. But the wheels fell off of him in August and never got put back on. He should be back, and he should be better.

Dave Veres: On one hand you hand it to a guy who gutted through a bad shoulder and pitched most of the season. On the other, he wears that stupid DK 57 patch on his glove. He’s got to go.

The Farns: He had some shaky moments in the playoffs, but most relievers do. His 2003 season totally redeemed himself from 2002. If you don’t like him, prepared to be mad, he’s going to be around for a long time. He might even be the closer in 2004.

Mike Remlinger: He was spotty all year. He had some huge games and some tragic ones. But given the previous state of the Cubs lefty relief corps, he was still a welcome addition and we’ll be glad we have him next year, too.

Regular Joe Borowski: What can you say about him? They made him the closer and he barrelled through the season full steam ahead. Whether he’s the closer again next year is up for debate, but regardless, he’s going to be in the bullpen and he’s going to be getting people out.

Todd Wellemeyer: This kid’s a keeper. Given a full year in the bullpen and he should excel. Could be the closer some day.

Francis Beltran: Another great arm. He’s very Zambrano like. Dominating in AAA, he never really got a shot this year, but it’s coming.

Felix Sanchez: Last seen giving up a grand slam in the Cardinals series, he could be the fifth starter next year, but only if he can beat out Angel Guzman. Don’t bet on that. He’s a lefty though, so you’ll see plenty of him at Wrigley next year, maybe in the bullpen, though.

If you take an objective look at the National League Central and the Cubs, you know the other teams are crapping their pants that the Cubs got this good this fast. With an absolute arsenal of good, young pitchers, and a general manager who will do anything to make his team better, the rest of the division can’t be happy. Reportedly, the Tribune Company has told Andy MacPhail and Jim Hendry that based on the 2.9 million fans in 2003 and the six playoff home dates, the payroll can increase by as much as $10 million over its current level. That can’t make St. Louis or Houston that happy, either.

Objectively, the Cubs are set up for a nice, long run, and one would imagine a few more fall tussles with the Florida Marlins.

Fate and history says something terrible will happen and derail it all.

Until Tuesday night, the Cubs had gotten pretty good at telling fate to go screw off.

Let’s hope they get back to that.

I guess I do want to say one thing about this playoff run by the Cubs. It was fun, it was unexpected and it ended the way, deep down, we all feared it would. It’ll take a few days, maybe a few weeks and then we’ll look back and start to remember just how much fun we had along the way. This was supposed to happen in 2004 or 2005. But these Cubs proved to be anything but patient.

Dusty Baker did some dumb assed stuff in the playoffs, but I stand by my previous assertation that he was the only man on the planet who would have steered the Cubs to the playoffs in the first place. If the Cubs, as we hope, continue to field championship caliber teams for the next five or six years, Dusty will be a huge reason why. Even if means we hyperventilate our way through future playoff runs because of him.

I also want to take a moment to acknowledge all of you who spent so much of the spring, summer and fall right here with us. Those of you who know me in real life know that I’m just about the last person you’d expect to be Mr. Positive. But that’s where I found myself this year. It had little to do with any personality shift on my part. It all goes back to the Cubs Convention and three days with Dusty Baker. I knew then, and know now that good things will happen to this franchise. Just don’t expect them to be able to kick the habit of tearing our hearts out a few times along the way.


I’m not linking to any of the stuff from game seven. You can find it on your own.

What we need to figure out now is what we focus on. Sure, we’ve kept one eye on the Bears and we know the Bulls are getting ready to strap it on for the season. We’ve got some catching up to do.

So, let’s do it.

The Kordell Stewart era lasted how long? Four games? Why is Chris Chandler playing? You know he won’t last three series on Sunday before they have to get a big spatula and scrape him off the field. I think it’s time to throw Sexy Rexy Grossman to the wolves. I just have a hunch that the kid wouldn’t mind. I think we’re all going to like Rex very much some day. Might as well start now.

Sure, now that the A-Train is a legit fantasy running back again, he hurts himself. Great.

Tim Floyd says he never lost confidence as a coach. Well, that’s nice. You know, Tim, I never lost confidence in you as a coach. Then again, I never had any to lose.

Isiah Thomas says his work ethic is “beyond reproach.” He then admitted that he has no idea what the word “reproach” means. But he thinks he once saw a “reproach clip.”

Charles Oakley says of Tim Floyd, “The man is not an NBA coach.” For once, Charles is right about something.

Bernie Bickerstaff is going to coach the Charlotte Bobcats next year. What, Kevin Loughery wasn’t available? How about Bob Weiss? Bernie Bickerstaff? Oh, puh-lease.

The NBA is going to realign for next year with three divisions per Conference. They’re toying with the idea of naming the divisions after famous former NBA stars. The Bulls would likely be with the Bucks, Cavs, Pistons and Hawks in the Chuck Nevitt Division. Nice. Oh, and the WNBA is going to take a break during the Olympics so that their lesbians…er, I mean players, can compete for a gold medal instead of for whatever they play for in the WNBA.

College basketball coaches met in Rosemont yesterday to establish a code of conduct. They have a three pronged system to clean up college hoops. 1) Gene Keady’s combover has been outlawed. 2) John Calipari has been outlawed. 3) Bruce Weber has to bring sandwiches to the next meeting. OK, so maybe they didn’t really accomplish much.

Jake Plummer broke his foot while watching TV. Apparently, he’s a Cubs fan. Or maybe he “tripped on Bryan Robinson’s dog” wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Marty Burns’ mullet says that if the Cubs can get to the World Series, the Bulls can do anything. Oops.

Big Pussy is coming back to The Sopranos. Well, for one episode anyway.

Oh, so that’s where Hee Seop Choi was.

George Clooney, Matt Drudge and some other people nobody really cares about.

Heidi Klum broke her bra. What’s the bad news?

More than half of the people in Great Britain have worse breath than their dogs do. Yeah, but that many have worse teeth than their dogs, too.

Ben Affleck compares Gubernator Schwarzenegger’s election to “the fall of the Roman empire.” They don’t have any history books in Boston? That’s too bad.

Yahoo! News claims that Saddam Hussein took a job scrubbing toilets in an American office to keep his “cover.” Check out where this story came from. Yup, the World’s Greatest Newspaper.

Ted Casablanca on Matt Damon’s breakup and Ethan Hawke’s.

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