Seriously, what is wrong with this asshole?
Won’t anyone tell him that he’s not funny, that his Harry Caray impression isn’t actually of Harry, but Will Ferrell doing Harry…poorly?
On the surface, Ryan Dempster should beÂ likable. Â He seems nice enough. Â He certainly works hard. Â But his “hey, look, a camera!” shit needs to just go away.
Stop trying to be every media member’s best friend. Â Shut up. Â Learn to throw a fucking strike.
Actually, don’t bother any of that. Â Just let it be known to Theo that you’re willing to waive your 10 and 5 rights to make a trade happen. Â I’m sure there’s some other organization that sees value in having a fucking prop comic as their fifth starter.