Hello again everybody, your old pal Karry Ling here with another round of those exciting Yahoo news photos that you can’t get enough of.
One of you, perhaps even the real Dennis Miller, accused me of ripping off his schtick and I think we all know there are two reasons why that’s not true.
1) I haven’t been able to watch HBO for 15 years since I got caught stealing cable from my neighbor. It was bad enough that she caught me, but she didn’t need to close her blinds, too.
2) Dennis has a new show starting Monday on CNBC (you know the NBC that absolutely nobody watches) and how shallow would it be of me to steal his signature bit just a couple of weeks before his debut?
Pretty shallow.
So stick a toe in, let’s get to it.
Dennis Kucinic has given up his quest for the presidency and now he just wants to run for Burger King.
Raise you hand if you’re going to vote for me! Come on….come on…sigh.
Alright, who gave you the weed to smoke? Was it this guy?
And the next time that punk ass John Kerry gives you any lip, just sock him right in the nose.
Damnit! Why are ‘push’ and ‘pull’ so similar? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiii!
There’s nothing supremicist about this white douchebag.
Whew! That was great. Now let’s go blow something up!
“How do you pronounce this one?”
“Sir, that’s ‘America.'”
“Sweet Caroline! Good times never felt so… Everybody!”
Everybody come over to my house! We’ll drink some Vermont maple syrup and we’ll eat Ben and Jerry’s ice cream until we barf! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiii!
Rosalyn was just telling me how much she admires Governor Dean’s sausage! Wait, you’re not Jimmy Dean? Get your sausage away from my wife.
Hell no! I’m not opening for Merle Haggard! He’s opening for me! Rock on!
I’m supporting John Kerry because he’s never nailed his secretary on a yacht. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
No it’s yogurt. I’d never eat ice cream. You know what that stuff can do to you?
There’s not enough hand lotion in the world.
Until next time!
Dennis Miller has a new show? Sweeeeeeeet!
In case there’s any confusion…
It’s bad when you’re string bikini strings get engulfed by your fat.
She may want to check the circulation to her toes (left, right and camel).
Presidential Hopefuls’ Favorite Music…
Who knew Dean was a Wyclef fan? I don’t know what’s worse — that he believes the kids will think he’s hip by dropping his name, or that he might honestly like his music.
Clark’s pick is almost as great. I’ll shit a brick if he starts using "Don’t Stop Believin’" as a campaign anthem.
My god, I may have to vote for John Edwards.
But I want to know what his "real" favorite Springsteen album is.
If he says "Lucky Town" he should be beaten with a club.
If he says "The River" he gets a gold star.
As for the fat girl in the bikini, I honestly never looked below her…uh…chest. More cushion for the pushin.
The campaign was playing John Cougar Mellencamp’s ‘Small Town’ when I gave my victory speech after the Iowa caususes.
I knew I didn’t like Wes. Anyone who likes Journey should be horse-whipped. I still don’t like Kerry – even though he made the best choice of them all.
Good link.
This is really my favorite song now.
We all know where Karry’s mind is!!!
I see the Sox have signed my old friend Mr. Zero. Welcome to America!
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