Virginia Cavaliers’ head coach Pete Gillen once complained that they were on T.V. more than Leave It To Beaver reruns. Classless Maryland Terapin fans unanimously chant, “F-you, J.J.!” as the clean-cut sophomore ices a road victory at the free-throw line. Every road loss of the last three seasons has been followed by a court storming. Our very own B.C. calls them the good-looking, skirt-chasing “Evil Empire” of college basketball, or something like that. While it may seem otherwise, they’ve only been college basketball’s last team standing once in the last eleven years. So, why is it that seemingly everyone hates Duke? And even before they cover the 7.5 point spread against the beloved Illini’…

In three of the last four seasons the Blue Devils have played no further than they already have this year, dropping in the Sweet 16 to Florida, Indiana and Kansas respectively, with a National Championship mixed in to help ease the pain of poor shooting performances that prevented Duke from surviving the second weekend of the tournament (see: 2003: J.J.’s ice cold, 2002: J-Will’s free-throw woes, 2000: J-Will’s 6 of 20 from the field). But those blemishes are still apparently not fresh enough in the minds of college basketball hoopheads to erase the last two decades of dominance.

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Since 1985, the Duke Blue Devils’ three National Championships are paralleled only by Kentucky’s two. During that time they’ve played in a total of seven championship games, four more than other name schools like Kentucky, Michigan, Syracuse and Kansas. In Johnny Dawkins, Danny Ferry, Christian Laettner, Bobby Hurley, Grant Hill, and Shane Battier, they not only boast a revolving door of All-American candidates—-but character guys, you know scholar-athletes, that actually stay in college (and out of trouble) for all four years of eligibility. Hell, Nick Horvath would celebrate his 30th birthday in a Duke uniform if the NCAA would allow him. ESPN would probably televise the festivities, with Dickie V. as emcee, and Doris Burke jumping out of a cake.

I normally enjoy rooting for the underdog, so I can certainly understand why a Duke loss is to be celebrated and embraced by the majority of college basketball fans. The same way I cheer when the Yankees are knocked out of the MLB playoffs. And not only losses on the court but early defections in the form of Elton Brand, Will Avery and Corey Maggette; the NBA failures of Hurley, Hill and Jason Williams; even hip replacements for Coach K are probably met with excited cheers from the most vitriolic of Duke-haters. I wouldn’t go so far as B.C. to call their recent dominance “Evil” though. Maybe more like Outkast’s Hey Ya. You know the song is good, but after awhile you get tired of it and are ready to hear something else. But, search as you might—you have a hell of a time finding something as cool.

If there’s not anything you can find to like, there’s at least a lot to respect about the way Coach K runs his program. And once you scrape below the surface of the unnecessary and grating Vitale propaganda machine (No, Derek Jeter does not play the point for the Blue Devils), you can appreciate that the success of the program is no accident. According to reports, in the Raleigh pod of this tournament which included Alabama State, Arizona, Florida, Manhattan, Seton Hall, VCU, Wake Forest and Duke—-the Blue Devils were the only team that bothered scouting everyone’s practices. No doubt these practices are open to the media and public and are more vanilla run-throughs than anything else. Yet you’ll find that attention to detail and preparation at every level of the Duke program.

Michigan State and Mizzou struggled mightily this season without a capable point guard on their rosters. Before leaving for Carolina, Roy left virtually no seniors on a Kansas roster to help replace the leadership void after Nick Collison and Kirk Hinrich graduated. St. John’s players celebrate a loss at the strip club, while Arizona raids vending machines after hours. You don’t hear about those situations at Duke. There is no “down” or “rebuilding” year, no visible, insubordinate malcontents, not even a headband or braid. It’s not a stepping stone to a more lucrative higher-paying job, and there’s no such thing as “bubble talk.”

Unlike many programs, Coach K fills out his assistant coaching staff with former players. Guys that have not only played for him, but for the university they’re currently employed by. Who better to instill the Duke way on the bench, and on the recruiting trail than guys who’ve worn the jersey themselves? Why more programs don’t do this I’m not sure, as it’s proven effective time and time again in not only landing “blue-chip” recruits, but also in landing players willing to sign a national letter of intent without any guarantee of playing time or pre-defined role.

And let’s not get too crazy in comparing the Cameron Crazies to the Orange Crush. The last time I checked the Illini’ campus wasn’t littered with kids living in tents two months prior to the Indiana game. They also didn’t make enough of an impression in attempting to retain Coach Self’s services last year. If B.C. paints himself entirely orange, than maybe I’ll give a little credence to this argument.

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I’ve only known the Coach K era of Duke basketball. I understand there were capable coaches like Vic Bubas and Bill Foster who preceded him, and that Dick Groat and Art Heyman were All-Americans before Johnny Dawkins and Tommy Amaker were even born. In Coach K, I see a self-deprecating, detail-oriented, fiery, classy, premature Hall-of-Famer with an eyechart for a last name. I realize others see a sanctimonious, above-the-law, foul-mouthed dictator. But if you’ve taken the time to flip on ESPN-News after a Duke game, you’ll find a gracious coach win or loss, who goes out of his way to offer praise to his opponent, and one who as negative towards the referees as he may be during a game, never refers to a questionable call during the post-game press conference. He was a vocal minority against the ACC’s money-driven raiding of the Big East, that led to the Big East’s pillaging of Conference-USA.

I’d go on and talk about his humanitarian efforts raising millions of dollars for the Jimmy V. Foundation, Coaches vs. Cancer, the Duke Children’s Hospital, but now I realize if you didn’t already hate Duke—-than you certainly do by now. So, let’s just get to the game and the match-ups already…

Unlike Sunday, Deron Williams will not be the prettiest player on the floor when the Illini’ and Blue Devils take the court on Friday night. And unlike Cincy, Duke doesn’t have a problem sharing the floor with other pretty people—-so Deron and Co. will need to look for a different type of motivation that played a role in his career high of 31 points against the Bearcats.

I view the perimeter battle as a wash. Illinois features the athletic type of personnel that have been successful in harassing J.J. Redick of late, and Duke has depth in Redick, Duhon, and especially Ewing and Dockery to keep fresh defenders on Deron and Dee Brown.

During the first two rounds at least, Coach K has gone big. More specifically putting Luol Deng, Shelden Williams and Shavlik Randolph on the floor simultaneously. In these sets Shavlik sets up on the perimeter and takes one big man away from the basket. Whether K only trusts Shavlik against mediocre opponents, or if he’s healthier and therefore more effective than he’s been all season remains to be seen. What doesn’t remain to be seen is that Deng is capable of putting 20 on the board no matter how he’s guarded. Shelden will do the same, but only if he stays out of foul trouble, which has been a problem of late. It seems as if Coach Weber is a little indecisive in determining whether James Augustine will guard Deng and Roger Powell will guard Shelden, or vice versa. He’s currently going with the previously stated match-up, which I think would favor Duke in both regards. Although he’s only 6’9,” Shelden would be too much to handle for the smaller Powell down-low in my opinion. Powell is at least quick enough to stay with Deng, while Augustine’s size would make much more sense defending solely in the paint.

Which brings us to the biggest X-factor—-coaching. I was among those surprised as to how seamlessly Weber facilitated the post-Self transition. But, this is still a guy that lost in last year’s NCAAs to Quin Snyder. With a week to prepare, I have no doubt that Coach K already has a gameplan in place taking away either Brown or Williams in much the same way he removed Andre Barrett’s offense from the Seton Hall game. All while Coach Weber is flipping coins and eating sandwiches.

Of course Illinois has a chance, as they’re playing their best basketball at the right time of year. Redick and Ewing have both been inconsistent from long-range down the stretch. If Duhon’s bruised ribs worsen or he’s put on the bench for any more than 10 minutes, then the Illini’ could cakewalk to the Elite 8. And then be getting ready for the Next Biggest Game of B.C.’s young life.

I agree with Andy, you all need to get off B.C.’s back. And more importantly, Jay Bilas’. Yes, he’s a Duke grad, but you’re not paying attention if you don’t recognize his talents as an objective, intelligent and humorous college analyst. Besides, I’m pretty sure he’s got Texas picked over Duke—and do you really prefer Steve Lavin?

Regarding the rest of the tourney, like some of you I bought in to the Gonzaga-hype. They’re my only Final Four team knocked out, as I correctly thought Stanford and Kentucky were both overrated. Pitt’s underseeding remains in my mind as the biggest injustice to this bracket (with Kansas playing in Kansas City and St. Louis as a #4 seed a close second). One that could negatively affect their next round opponent, Oklahoma State, in East Rutherford. Some outstanding Sweet 16 games to look forward to:

Oklahoma State/Pitt- Championship-quality game and proof of how badly the committee seeded the East (Ok State)
Wake/St. Joseph’s- Chris Paul makes himself a household name and sends Jameer Nelson to the 2nd round of the NBA Draft (Wake)
UConn/Vandy- An even luckier draw than the J-Hawks, Calhoun could afford to keep Okafor on the bench for this mismatch (Uconn)
Alabama/Syracuse- Bama doesn’t see much zone in the SEC—but it should still be close (Bama)
Texas/Xavier- Texas normally has the depth, but not on the perimeter (Xavier)
Nevada/Georgia Tech- Nevada’s proven they belong, but Georgia Tech won’t give Okeson open looks like the Zags did (G-Tech)
UAB/Kansas- 10 vs. 5.5, 4.5 if/when Graves gets in foul trouble (UAB)
Duke/Illinois- The winner is going to have a quick turnaround, and may be at a disadvantage to either Texas or Xavier… (Duke)

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Somebody obviously watched the O.C. last night… But I’m all about CBS til Monday…