It?s Saturday, and instead of sleeping off my hangover like 95 percent of my fellow students here in Chambana, I?m writing this article, studying for my remaining two finals next week, and getting ready to watch the Cubs take on Colorado. It?s multi-tasking, and it sucks!
I know many of you don?t like hearing about it, but I just thought you should know that I?m done with the spring semester Tuesday night. This probably means more time for articles you love to hate and more wisecrack comments about Dusty Baker, Aramis Ramirez (E-ramis when the errors start coming, which will probably be in mid-June), Andy Pratt, Kyle Farnsworth, and Corey Patterson during the phenomenon that is Desipio ?Cubs Live!?
Lovie Smith got to have his own little segment on SportsCenter last night. He was talking about how he wanted ?real men? on his defense this year for the Bears. Really Lovie? I thought all the real men were the ones that have to pay money, and lots of it, to go see your Bears play. Come on? As your general manager would say, that?s ?crap?.
Mark Bellhorn hit a two-run homer last night to help the Red Sox come back from a 6-2 deficit against Kansas City and win the game late. It?s only a matter of time until the Desipio.com marketing geniuses come up with a ?Good Move?? graphic comparing Bellhorn to Ramirez. I?m happy to see the guy succeed somewhere else. However, the only good thing about his play last year in Chicago was the fact he was better than Lenny Harris.
Matt Morris lost to Montreal last night in front of 49 people at Olympic Stadium. He threw six innings, but gave up two homers and four earned runs. This is how you pitch in your contract year, right Matt? Moran.
Then again, the Cardinals will probably overpay for Matt this offseason, meaning their overall pitching staff will suck for a third straight year.
In other news?
Joining in the Lindsay Lohan fun from earlier this week (Not the greatest picture but hey you try finding one when you try writing an article in about 25 minutes?):
In more other news…
Oil is getting close to $40 a barrel. See, not ALL of the economy is struggling?
And, finally, to conclude:
Make your own caption!
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That?s all for now, until next time, remember that tests don?t test what you know. They test what you think you remember about what you know. Or something. That’s the sort of stupid crap I hope to avoid thinking about the next couple days.
This any better?
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The wit of unknown internet comic Alex Kaseberg! It’s called "A little bit bad." Wow, tell us something we don’t know.
http://thordoggie.blogspot.com/
Hey, that was a great performance in the ninth inning by myself today. How did you like that swing at the first pitch that would almost have ended up in Minnesota? How about the fact you knew I was going to strike out even before that first pitch?
Please move me down in the order!!!
http://www.taod.com/gal/albums/lohan-snl-050104/8l9eykuoSig4k/llsnl279.jpg is the address of that picture from the first post.
There you go Poster #1, I got your picture fixed up and ready to go.
Who says I’m not a nice guy?
Well, I thought I had got it to work.
Maybe Andy can fix it later or something.
Actually, if you have the "gay chromozone", you can’t see it.
I think we’re looking at Lindsay 2.0 with silicone-based "enhancements"
Catch my latest book, Desipio fans:
I must have been drunk writing the book linked to in post #8. I know nothing about dang Soviets.
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