Kyle Schwarber injury update and movie review?

HI GUYS.  INTER NET ASKED KYLE TO GIVE YOU AN UPDATE ON THE REHAB WORK I AM DOING ON MY LEG HINGE.  JUST PROMISE YOU WON’T PRINT THIS OUT AND TAKE IT TO THE BOYS ROOM WHEN YOU POOP.  I KNOW GUYS LIKE TO READ WHEN THEY POOP.  I SURE DO LIKE TO.

EVERY DAY MEDICINE MAN MAKES ME DO SOME WORKOUTS FOR MY LEG HINGE.  THEY AREN’T COOL WORKOUTS LIKE WHEN YOU AND ME GO TO PLANET FITNESS AND JUST BLAST BI’S AND TRI’S FOR AN HOUR TO GET SWOLE.

SOMETIMES MEDICINE MAN HAVE KYLE JUMP UP FROM THE FLOOR ON TOP OF A WOODEN BOX.  IT’S BORING, SO SOMETIMES I PRETEND I’M ROCK STAR SINGER AND JUMPING UP AND DOWN ON STAGE. 

TRAINER DUDE AND LADY BOTH HAVE ME DO SOME LEG STRETCHES WITH BIG RUBBER BANDS.  THE BANDS ARE DIFFERENT COLORS AND SOME ARE HARDER TO STRETCH THAN OTHERS.  I’M UP TO THE GREEN BAND NOW.  YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT IT MEANS I AM AWESOME AT RUBBER BANDING STUFF.

I SOAK MY LEG HINGE A LOT IN A HOT TUB IN THE CLUBHOUSE.  TRAINER LADY SAYS IT HAS SALT IN IT TO HELP HEAL THE HINGE FASTER AND SO I WON’T DRINK IT.  HA HA.  TRAINER GUY TELL ME IF I PEE IN THE SALT WATER IT WILL TURN A DIFFERENT COLOR AND EVERYBODY WILL KNOW.  I’M NOT GOING TO RISK IT. 

THEY SAY KYLE NOT REALLY ‘POSED TO TAKE BP YET.  MEDICINE MAN SAYS HINGE ISN’T HEALED ENOUGH.  BUT JUST BETWEEN US GUYS AND LADIES, I TAKE SOME EVERY DAY. 

I TOLD GRIMMER HE SHOULD THROW ME SOME BP TODAY SINCE HE’S BEEN THROWING IT TO OTHER TEAMS LATELY. 

HE DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS AS FUNNY AS I DID.  SOME GUYS CAN’T TAKE A JOKE I GUESS.

SO MY REHAB IS GOING GOOD.  IT’S BORING.  I ONLY WORK OUT 3 HOURS A DAY SO I HAVE LIKE 25 OTHER HOURS WITH NOTHING TO DO.  I PLAY VIDEO GAMES A LOT.  BUT MOSTLY I GO TO MOVIES. 

INTER NET ASKED IF WANTED TO REVIEW THEM SO HERE GOES.  I JUST SAW CAPTAIN AMERICA PRESENTS THE CIVIL WAR IN IMAC.  IMAC IS REALLY BIG, AND IT’S THE BEST WAY TO SEE ANY MOVIE WITH SCARLETT JOBANNON IN.

OK, SO THE MOVIE IS ABOUT CAPTAIN AMERICA AND RONMAN NOT GETTING ALONG.  THE GOVERNORS ASK THE AVENGERS TO SIGN UP FOR A SOFTBALL LEAGUE, AND THEY HAVE TO GET THEIR PERMISSION SLIPS SIGNED.  RONMAN IS FINE WITH IT.  BUT CAPTAIN SAYS NO WAY!  PROBABLY BECAUSE HE’S REALLY OLD, AND WAS FROZENED AND NOW HE’S NOT FROZENED, BUT HIS PARENTS AREN’T AROUND TO SIGN THE PERMISSION SLIP.

SO HE WON’T SIGN UP.  AND THEN SOME OF THE OTHER AVENGERS ARE LIKE NO WAY, WE’RE NOT SIGNING UP EITHER.  LIKE WINNER SOLDIER AND THE GUY WITH THE ROBOT BIRD.  BLACK MINNOW CAN’T DECIDE.  SHE’S RUSSIAN.  I DON’T KNOW IF THEY PLAY SOFTBALL.

THEY GO TO THIS AIRPORT TO PRACTICE.  GOOD IDEA BECAUSE I BET SUPERHEROES CAN’T PLAY AT THE PARK.  FANS WOULD WANT AUTOGRAPHS AND SUPERHEROES WOULD ALL HIT THE BALL INTO THE STREET AND STUFF.

THEY GET IN A FIGHT AT THE AIRPORT.  PROBABLY BECAUSE ANT GUY DOESN’T BRING BALLS OR GLOVES OR ANYTHING.  I’M NOT SURE IF HE’S THE COACH, BUT HE JUST SHOWS UP OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE JOE DOES SO I FIGURE THAT’S WHY HE’S THERE.

SO THEY CAN’T PLAY, SO THEY FIGHT.  IT’S AWESOME.  I DON’T WANT TO GIVE ANY OF THE GOOD STUFF AWAY, BUT HAND SOLO DIES!  HA HA!  WRONG MOVIE!

I LIKED CAPTAIN AMERICA PRESENTS THE CIVIL WAR.  I GIVE IT FOUR SCHWARBOMBS! 

I GOTTA GO WORK OUT SOME MORE.  SEE YOU GUYS NEXT YEAR.  I MEAN AUGUST.  I MEAN NEXT YEAR.  WINK. WINK.