Pitching Matchup
Cubs: Carlos “The Lawnmower” Zambrano 8-2, 2.25 ERA
White Sox: Felix Diaz 0-1, 11.42 ERA
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Pitching Matchup
Cubs: Carlos “The Lawnmower” Zambrano 8-2, 2.25 ERA
White Sox: Felix Diaz 0-1, 11.42 ERA
Lineups
Cubs
Mark Grudzielanek, 2b
Corey Patterson, cf
Moises Alou, lf
Sammy Sosa, DH
E-ramis Ramirez, 3b
Todd Hollandsworth, rf
Derrek Lee, 1b
Michael Barrett, c
Ramon Martinez, ss
Sox
Willie Harris, cf
Juan Uribe, 2b
Frank Thomas, DH
Carlos Lee, lf
Jose Valentin, ss
Paul Konerko, 1b
Timo Perez, rf
Joe Crede, 3b
Sandy Alomar, c
Oooh, Konerko!
Corey’s up to .277. I had no idea.
Well, after that K, it’s probably a little less.
Time out. I have a bug in my ear.
I’d pee in it to kill the bug, but I’m not that flexible any more.
Am I the home plate umpire?
If so, I’ve got pictures of Chip and the Beege. I can’t publish them because they’re too depraved.
No Bob, the home plate ump is Chris Guccione. You’ve probably got a more accurate strike zone.
Forty-four years ago today, Ron Santo broke in with the Cubs. Ooh, goody we get to hear the story about him getting four hits in the doubleheader…again.
Ron says I’m not "a lucky guy."
With this face and this chin beard, how could I ever get lucky?
I strike you out then I yell at you to scare your children!
Who wants to see my diploma from the Lonnie Smith School of Baserunning?
Eat this!
With a start to my career like that, they should make a movie about me.
Well, I just told him to run. Watch me rip Kim later.
E-ramis tagged Uribe out about six feet in front of third base.
Somewhere, even Wavin’ Wendell is smiling.
Carlos threw two strikes to Thomas on that four pitch walk. Just who is Chris Guccione?
I break your bat, then I stick the big end in your neck!
When was my last homer, buddy?
May 15, buddy.
Even though I get out first four men, I no throw lot of strikes.
We always make new pitchers feel welcome in the majors by sucking against them.
Uh, the Sox management member on the left needs a little touch up on her right side.
Through 30:
17 strikes
13 balls
The Hawks drafted Cam Barker. An excellent defenseman.
They’ll offer him $10/hr…
The University of Iowa drafts athletes? For which sport?
Gotta be Women’s Volleyball.
I’m growing a bush mullet
Pitch count breakdown
Through 30:
17 strikes
13 balls
12 balls called strikes
When we play Cub, all our fans show up! We love it. We no know why most of them wear blue and red though.
Both the Sox and Brewers should send the Cubs a lovely fruit basket for all the turnstile clicks they provide…
Want to have others teach your kids new words and display the Steve Kline symbol of friendship?
Just have them wear their Cubs hat to a Cubs-Sox game at The Cell.
Konerko from home plate to first base — 17 seconds.
We hook the sled up to Konerko and let him drag the infield.
Everything Carlos is throwing is moving about a foot. Why doesn’t Barrett just set up right down the middle and let the ball run to the corners?
Am I wrong here?
I am bad.
I’m gald this Zambrano guy isn’t in the AL.
"glad" not gald.
Why am I not playing?
Gross Load
I like the chubby South Side girls because they can’t outrun me.
Yesterday the Sox left them loaded in the first. Today they do it in the second.
Look out for the third tomorrow, Sox fans.
Do you like my "don’t ask questions, make statements" interview style?
Hola, berry mambo chico hamburger Datsun!
Tanks Hawkeroo!
I don’t have the TV sound up, but I’m sure Hawk is lauding Diaz’s defense for deflecting that grounder to Uribe.
Whatever.
Go invent the batting glove again, Hillbilly.
There goes the no hitter.
Shallow right field is the place to be against the Sox.
I could have batted that flyball down.
I hope that was a hit and run, or I’m a douche.
Korey s’posed to do those types of screwups
What do my bowels have in common with Carlos Zambrano’s pitches today?
I have two punch lines for Pat’s "joke."
The obvious one:
Neither have control of them.
The "clever" one:
Both are effectively wild.
Carlos has thrown eight pitches to me.
I’m on first with my second walk.
Let’s work on that C’los.
See! It’s contagious!
Maybe not.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Well, that was fun watching Carlos jack around with Timo at first and then throw a meat ball to Crede.
No grass cuttin for Carlos today :-\.
Oh, fer chrissakes this guy’s ERA is 11. I think we can get at least six.
How about I start with a double?
Moises Alou from home to first base — 16.2 seconds.
I’ve got a great arm! If that screen was there I’d have thrown it into the parking lot.
The journey of 1,000 runs starts with a single run.
Or something.
If I were there I’d be yelling about some two out magic!
Instead I’m in Texas consoling the Beege over the loss of his center field spot.
Anybody see my tantrum on the mound when Lee’s single fell in?
5-2, but I let the Cubs back into the game.
Carlos is wild. Let’s swing at the first pitch!
Well, he finally threw Thomas a strike.
A single is a strike, right?
I can still blow this!
That’s Comiskey talent? Our aisle monitors are hotter than that!
Funny how every time we show two female fans sitting together and one’s a Cubs fan and one’s a Sox fan, the Sox fan is Konerko-sized.
We’re still going to win.
5-3 now.
Damn, I’m pretty good when I get ahead in a count.
Except for Ramon all of our starters today are batting over .280
Yeesh, I just busted out something about Konerko’s "home run turtle" from last year….
How did I give up a homer to that loser? Right now it’s the difference in the game.
Well, at least I finished with a flourish.
K..K.
Better let me start the sixth, because if you let Carlos get into trouble, I have to walk my first guy and that’ll just make it that much more difficult.
Frank’s been a little uppity lately, I had to knock him down a peg.
Frank Thomas that is.
Beltran failed to walk his first batter faced. Probably should have just pegged him!
I need a day as DH.
Guess everyone must be off somewhere chatting about me….
Hey, a 1-2-3 inning!
Fuck the NBA
Hey, no one is chained to me today for the game!
Rubber game ahoy!
Kobe’s rape trial starts Aug 27.
Sorry I missed the game yesterday, but here’s my umpire insight. Chris Guccione was called up to replace C.B. Bucknor, also known as the guy who tossed Dusty after the double-switch mishap. Whoops. You’ll notice that Eric Cooper, the guy who tossed Kerry Wood, will be calling the dish today.
Clearly, the umps are out to get the Cubs.
Damn skippy, Ollie!
Sometimes, strength overcomes smarts. Way to go, White Sox!
Watch out Cubs! I’ve improved the Astros offense. We won 1-0 today.
We got our asses kicked, but I went yard twice buddy!!!
Oh, but the 1 run I scored was enough because I pulled a HR to center back into the park for an out. Beege couldn’t have gotten that one even with the stepstool he borrowed from Chip.
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