When Todd Hollandsworth fouled a pitch off his knee and had to leave the game, only to get to the clubhouse in time to watch Tom Goodwin strike out and have it credited to Todd, it was over. The score at that point was irrelevant. Some days things go your way. Some days you foul a ball off your knee. Yesterday the Cubs as a team fouled one off their knee.

You can’t begrudge the White Sox their day. They won 9-4 even though Stevie Loiaza pitched like he was trying to let the Cubs win. They took two of three in the series, moved within a game of the Twins and then made the kind of trade that good teams make.

It was a good day for the Sox and their fans. They got in their Camaros, took the t-tops off, threw Foreigner “Four” into the 8-track and headed down the Dan Ryan with smiles on their faces.

As for the Cubs. Well, there’s an awful lot of work to do.

There’s also an awful lot of time to do it.

Pedantic nitwits like Phil Rogers and Doughnuts Mariotti are already trying to equate the Cubs loss of a 9-4 lead on Wednesday in St. Louis with the beginning of the end. Since that game the Cubs are 1-4. That’s not good. It’s also not exactly disaster.

If the playoffs started today, everybody would be caught off guard because it’s three months early. Oh, I kill me. But the Cubs are tied with Cincinnati for the NL Wild Card. The Reds don’t count. So there’s no need to panic. The Cardinals don’t get to play AA Kansas City all year (though they do get them three more times this weekend) and they’ll come back to the pack.

Houston has been so revitalized by the Carlos Beltran trade that they’ve scored nine runs in his three games! They lost two of them. Granted, he did make a great catch yesterday to rob Michael Young of a homer.

Kenny Williams made a nice trade yesterday for Freddy Garcia. Freddy will miss pitching at spacious Safeco Field where opponents bat .198 against him (.278 on the road) and where his ERA is a paltry 2.61 (compared to 3.91 on the road). But he’ll get the AL’s best run support with the Sox instead of the worst like he’s been getting with Seattle.

The Sox will miss Miguel Olivo, especially when their only options are the decaying corpse of Sandy Alomar and the horrendous Ben Davis. How bad is Ben Davis. Well, let’s just say he’s the Rey Ordonez of catchers right now.

But that’s of little consequence. Garcia will help more than Alomar and Davis will hurt.

The Cubs obviously have some needs of their own. Mainly they need to find real Major League caliber players to replace these guys, who clearly aren’t Major League caliber.

Gabor Paul Bako II — 13-65, .200 BA, has hit one ball out of the infield in June.
Rey Ordonez — 3-36, .083 BA, three errors in 13 games. Yes, as many hits as errors.
Tom Goodwin — 10-51, .196, Tom’s been on base 12 more times than you have this year.

The return of Mike Wuertz to the roster just makes my head hurt. But it’s obvious that Mike Remlinger’s shoulder is bad again and with neither he or Kent Mercker able to get lefties out at all (and righties are an adventure, anyway) the Cubs need a lefty reliever.

The Astros are hot on the trail of Arthur Rhodes, and who wouldn’t be. The lefty reliever has limited lefthanded hitters this year to a .371 batting average and a 1.015 OPS! Holy crap. Is that true? If I’m Jim Hendry I’m on the horn trying to make sure Rhodes gets to Houston. Hell, I’d send the Tribune jet for him.

For those of you who wondered why Jimmy Anderson didn’t grab a pizza and get on a bus back to Chicago yesterday instead of Wuertz, he has to spend 10 days in Iowa (kind of like prison) before another roster move involving him can be made. That’s why Wuertz got the recall…again. Plus Wuertz’ option for 2004 has already been used so they can shuffle him back and forth from Des Moines to Chicago as often as they want. Yee haw. Lucky us.

Hendry will make a move before the All-Star Game of some ilk. The Cubs seem content to wait for Alex Gonzalez to come back before launching Ordonez and Alex has said he expects to be ready right around the All-Star break. The scary part is that Ramon Martinez has proven over and over the last two years that if you make him play every day he becomes useless. He’s of limited use anyway, but more so when he’s tired, so Rey will get at least two more starts between now and then. Yikes.

If I were running the Cubs (and aren’t you all glad I’m not), I’d be after two guys on the current Royals roster. They’re veterans, they have proven track records and they come cheap. Both have already played in Chicago. I’d swing a trade for Matt Stairs and Tony Graffanino. Stairs gives you a lefty off the bench and can play left, right or first. Tony is not Rey Ordonez and can play second, short or third (though he’s nailed to the ground at short, so don’t expect much).

However, if you get Stairs it comes with a warning. You have to keep Jose Macias around. With Tom Goodwin launched, you have no backup center fielder. Hollandsworth can play there in a pinch (once his knee returns to normal size and shape) but do we really want an outfield with the combined range of Sosa, Alou and Hollandsworth?

Of course, there’s one bold move that the Cubs could make that would help immediately. But it involves the scariest thing in baseball. Trading with the Braves. And the scariest thing in baseball for the Cubs…taking on salary.

If the Braves are serious about trading Andruw Jones, the Cubs could do it. In fact, the Cubs package for Jones might be the most attractive in all of baseball. Atlanta’s very own Corey Patterson, Alex Gonzalez (whose 2004 expiring contract is sure to be attractive to the Braves), Georgia’s very own Kyle Farnsworth and Dave Kelton, and pitchers Bobby Brownlie and Jermaine Van Buren for Andruw Jones, Rafael Furcal and John Smoltz.

Is that enough? Probably not. But just for a moment assume it was. This would be the Cubs’ lineup:

Furcal, ss
Gruddy/Walker, 2b
Sosa, rf
E-ramis, 3b
Alou, lf
Lee, 1b
Jones, cf
Barrett, c

And how’d you like the one-two punch of LaTroy and Smoltz to finish? The Cubs have talked to the Braves about trading for Smoltz, and so far have been told he’s not available. But the Braves don’t hold on to players just so they can “retire as Braves.” After a shaky start, look at Smoltz’s numbers.

13-14 saves, 2.78 ERA, 33 strikeouts, one walk. One walk. Yikes. (By the way, it was Frank Thomas, June 11)

The Sox and Braves talked about a potential Magglio Ordonez trade for Andruw, but that’s very un-Braveslike. They’re not going to trade Jones for a player who won’t be around next year. Besides if they really wanted Ordonez they could trade Jones for a player who makes less money and then sign Magglio in the offseason.

The scary thing about Andruw this year is that his numbers aren’t any better than Corey’s.

Andruw: .243 BA, .333 OBP, .470 SLG, 12 HR, 37 RBI, 2 SB, 4 CS, 36 BB, 67 K
Corey: .281 BA, .339 OBP, .453 SLG, 9 HR, 31 RBI, 9 SB, 4 CS, 23 BB, 60 K

Plus, Andrew only makes $12 million more than Corey. There is the thing about Druw being the greatest defensive centerfielder of all-time. That’s kind of a nice bonus. But who would have thought that at 27, Jones would be on the block? He is, and mainly because he gives off a distinct I-don’t-give-a-f@#$. Which is normally the kind of thing that getting traded knocks out of you. But come to think of it, at $12 million a year, that’s not a safe enough bet.

For now, the Cubs would be happy with just calling up the Mariners and trading a prospect for Barrington native Dan Wilson to back up Barrett. Then, getting Kerry Wood back in the rotation and replacing Wuertz with Rusch. It’s not exciting, but it would help.

Regardless, try to not get too depressed about the events of the past five days. It’s not time to panic.

But when that time comes, we’ll be happy to fill you in.


Cubs notes, including Dusty’s absurd notion that Bako is valuable because he needs to rest Barrett so he won’t fade in the second half. That’s why Bako’s not valuable. If he needs to play, he can’t.

Phil Rogers hits the panic button for the Cubs. How can you take anybody with that haircut seriously?

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to say he thinks the Sox are now the city’s best shot at a title.

The Yankees seem miffed that nobody asked them for permission for the Mariners to trade Garcia to anybody but them. Screw off, New York.

Jon Heyman just makes stuff up. He says Tom Glavine could end up in Boston. He also rips on my family. OK, they’re not really my family. I wish they were, I could use some of that Cablevision money.

There’s still hope that Jimy Williams will last the season in Houston.

What a shock! Free from the tyrannical rule of Jimy Williams, Ricard Hidalgo is hitting. Williams’ managerial career is full of guys he just didn’t like for some reason, who he benched in favor of inferior players. Jimy’s a real peach.

Ken Rosenthal with a looooong list of news and notes. I’ll tell you what if the Astros and Cardinals add Ron Villone and Kris Benson, the Cubs won’t need to make a move.

Sports Guys’ draft diary.

Peter Gammons is just making stuff up, too.

This earthquake woke me up today. I’ve been through one other one, and I knew just what it was.

Ahh, Microsoft. Thanks! Morans.

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Britney’s newfound poundage and engagement? She’s allegedly preggers.

America’s finest news source says Jeff Gordon’s fond of his plastic cup visage.