It’s good to be home.

After two weeks sleeping in hotels, eating at Denny’s (well, at least the white guys) and always having to bat first, the Cubs are home for the final week of the regular season. If they had forgotten all of the charm of their ivy covered burial ground, it didn’t take them very long to reacquaint themselves with the throng of 39,000 who paid to cheer their every move.

The Cubs needed a game to clear their heads. They needed one that didn’t go down to the late innings. One where the bullpen could come out and stretch their legs and where the sight of Mike DeFelice in his catcher’s gear was a victory cigar, not a shocking development caused by a Barrett-Gabor collision.

Admit it. When the Cubs got on the plane 13 days ago to fly to Cincinnati for that 12 game-11 day road trip, we all feared the worst. But the Cubs have played some great baseball in September. They haven’t always hit, but they’ve always pitched, and since they mailed it in against the Marlins on Sunday the 12th, the Cubs have been the best team in baseball.

They’ve gone 12-4 since that day and frustrated the Giants and Astros in the process. The Astros have won 13 home games in a row, and they’re still going to have to pack their stuff up on Sunday and go home. The Giants were playing well and couldn’t shake the Baby Bears from their rearview.

The Cubs are halfway home to setting the tone that needs to be set in this final homestand. They had to win last night to get a full game lead over the Giants. Now they need to continue to win until both the Giants and Astros lose their next game. It could be as soon as tonight. Once the Giants are two back and the Astros are three back, a squeamish nation of Cubs’ fans will take their first full breath in about two months. It won’t be over…hey, these are the Cubs…but it’s the next step.

My biggest worry about the final homestand is that neither the Reds or Braves currently employs the one man who can jumpstart the Cubs offense like no other…Pirates’ reliever Brian Meadows. Hey, I managed to get my wish of a Wes Obermueller start against the Astros on Saturday, how about a late three-way deal that sends Meadows to the Reds today and then on to Atlanta on Friday morning? Is that really so much to ask?

Brandon Claussen played the role of Meadows last night for the Cubs and did an admirable job. He was giving up line shots with such force that he knocked his own centerfielder out of the game in the first inning. Now that’s progress.

I didn’t hear Chip last night, but I’m sure the “Claussen’s got himself in a quite a pickle” puns were flying. Instead I got to hear Ron Santo describe the joy of “phantom limb pain”. I’m not making that up. Ron also expressed hope that Mark “Grundsundlahnek” could get back in the lineup. Well sure, it’s not like Todd Walker can hit or anything.

Corey Patterson homered and walked twice in last ni….

Wait, let me type that again.

Corey Patterson homered and walked twice in last night’s win. Perhaps his struggles on the road trip were tied to being away from Gail Fisher? Maybe Corey ought to make like Marge Schott and bring a bag of Gail’s coat…er, I mean, hair…with him on the road and he can rub it on his uniform for good luck?

E-ramis left the game in the sixth after fouling a ball off of his calf in the fifth. Honestly, if Cubs’ players keep fouling balls off of their calves the ASPCA is going to wonder why they allow their baby cows to graze that close to the on deck circle.

E-ramis says his calf is fine. It’s a wonder what some oats and getting hosed off will do for you.

When E-ramis left to tend to the herd, Jose Macias came in and made a sparkling defensive play and then hit a two-run homer. Yes, Jose Macias.

As far as omens go, that had “Shawn Estes Shutout” written all over it.

The only tension came in the eighth when we all wondered if Todd Welleymeyer would ever throw another strike? When The Farns comes into a game and people are genuinely happy about it, you know the other guy’s had a rough night.

In Houston the Cardinals were watching their postseason flash before their eyes. Woody Williams faced a real lineup and had that “what time does batting practice end” look on his face. Tony Womack got drilled in the arm and didn’t break it. Not yet anyway.

Tonight should be a football score as Dan Haren and Brandon Backe take the mound in Houston. First one to 28 wins!

In San Diego, you just know Alex Gonzalez is going to do something to hurt the Cubs, isn’t he? I forsee the first ever five-base error in Major League Baseball. This will occur in the ninth when he’s brought in as a “defensive replacement” for Rich Aurilia.

However, all of the Cubs I’ve talked to just plan on continuing to win every game. They aren’t really swift at math and so they’ve decided to just take the easiest route. I’m on board with that.

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The Bears lost their only real quarterback to an ACL tear and yesterday spent the day going over their options. Apparently the most attractive option was signing Cardinals (St. Louis Cardinals…baseball…mind you) and Cowboys castoff Chad Hutchinson. We saw this movie once before and it was titled, “The Ill-Fated Voyage of Steve Stenstrom.” Get your playoff tickets now, Bears fans!

The Chargers are dangling Doug Flutie as trade bait, and that has to be very tempting for Jerry Angelo. Because Flutie could be the key difference in the Bears going 4-12 instead of 2-14.

Hutchinson will be the first Bear to wear #7 in a regular season game since…Bob Avellini! Now those are some big…slow…shoes to fill.

The Bears take on the Eagles this weekend and the goal, given that Brian Urlacher probably won’t play, Mike Brown and Rex are both gone and others are banged up, will be to not become the first NFL team to give up 100 points in a game. The Packers seemed destined to do that on Sunday.

Here’s the scary thing. A healthy Bears team might be the best team in the division. But a healthy Bears team won’t take the field until 2005 at the earliest.

From the annoying Bill Walton commercials on DirecTV I’ve been reminded that NBA training camps are about to open. The Bulls claim they’ll be fielding a team this year, but then they said that last year and look what happened. I think we all know just how a team led by Eric Piatkowski and Andres Nocioni can be. Don’t we?

In the meantime we’ll be following along with Kelly Dwyer’s State of the NBA previews on Spanish-Yes.com.
Today, you should read all about the Bulls.

Kelly hasn’t written his Toronto Raptors preview yet, but he knows better than to mock Milt Palacio…right?

The Lawnmower says he’s not getting tired this time. He’ll carry the Cubs across the finish line if he has to. I don’t think he’ll have to do it alone. Nomar seems ready to shoulder that load, too.

Dusty doesn’t want to say he told you so. But he told you so.

Dusty says Moises has a right to bitch all he wants. This is America! But Moises is Dominican…

Mike Downey woke up to write this. Why bother?

Dusty says the postseason rotation is still up in the air. Something about having to actually get there, first.

Ooh, boy, the Jonathan Quinn era! It has all of the promise of the PT Willis Years.

Hey Rex, see ya in Bourbonnais!

Mariotti puts down the doughnut and says that the Bears should have to pay back their PSL money because Rex got hurt. Wow. My brain would actually implode if I tried to think of things this dumb to write about.

The playoffs apparently started yesterday. Hey, the Reds made it!

Chris DeLuca made a list! I think he also “made a boom boom” his mom should change him.

Mike Kiley knows the playoff rotation. Hey, didn’t Kiley just say the playoffs started last night?

Dustin Lyman has some advice for Rex. Rex should listen to Lyman, especially if the topic is “how to stay in the NFL for six years even when you completely suck ass.”

The Wizard of Roz thinks 3-3 gets the Cubs in the playoffs. I know 6-0 does.

The Brewers have been sold! For what, $2995? Does this mean the new owner gets to be commissioner?

Somebody dig up Art Carney! There’s another movie to be made here!

Ashlee Simpson says she got groped in a London club. She should just be happy for the attention.

The world’s greatest newspaper has learned that Mexicans are using a giant slingshot to get into the US.