Pitching matchup
NYY: Mike Mussina 12-9, 4.59 ERA (Postseason 1-1, 3.95)
Bos: Pedro Martinez 16-9, 3.90 ERA (Postseaon 1-1, 4.15)
Pitching matchup
NYY: Mike Mussina 12-9, 4.59 ERA (Postseason 1-1, 3.95)
Bos: Pedro Martinez 16-9, 3.90 ERA (Postseaon 1-1, 4.15)
Who knew I could be this boring?
Who knew I wasn’t actually Pedro’s father?
Who knew that I too can beat herpes? Thanks, Dolan!
We’re totally going to win! Does anyone care?
Who knew the dog that played Lassie was a boy?
Who knew that Jeter’s "Don Juanism" was actually a facade covering up a latency?
Hi remember us?
I think we should do today’s GameCast in Cubs Live! style.
Joe Torre is so dumb, why would he bring in Rivera in the eighth last night, that stupid jackass! He only needed six outs and he goes with Rivera? Unbelievable! He should have have pinch hit Lofton for Bernie in the 11th. They deserved to lose. Now we’re gonna blow this series because he’s so dumb! What’s he ever won? And he looks like a big raccoon in the dugout!
DereK is more like it! Would it kill this guy to ever take a pitch?
I wonder if I can take a walk?
Everything can change in the blink of an eye!
You’re the real K-Rod Alex! You should take a pitch!
Why lead off Jeter? Where’s Lofton? He should be leading off. And A-Rod batting second? That’s so stupid! What have they ever won with those two batting 1-2? What’s next Sheffield third? It’s lunacy!
Torre is so dumb. All he ever does is sit there in the dugout with his hands in his jacket! He should be yelling at these guys!
I’m not a Yankee Fan. Let’s use MarK Bellhorn as the Korey stand in, oK?
I’ve had a great series, haven’t I? How much do I sucKKKK?
I’m looking good guys
The Horn sucks! Why’s he playing? Where’s Pokey?
Pedro Martinez is the second most overrated athlete in Boston. He just doesn’t win. He’s not the 5th best pitcher in the league. He’s not even in the top 2 on his team!
I’m your daddy now, Yankees!
1-2-3, except for the two part!
Notice my name and you’ll see why I’m not playing
I know my Mets were out of it two weeks before the All-Star Break, but the Yanks suck.
Screw you, Chuck. I’m the second most overrated athlete in Boston.
I’m also the most frequently stabbed athlete in Boston.
Egad. I’ve been "Chipped." A fake poster has me calling marK, "the Horn."
Gimme a short sword. Time for sepuku.
The Sox are LYING about Pedro. They’re LYING, I’m telling you!
Hey, if I’m the most overrated athlete in Boston (and I think I’m who you mean) I’m going to have my girlfriend, Bridget wear my Super Bowl rings as tassles. I think I’ll be able to forget your cutting wit.
Wendell Kim sucks! He deserved it.
Hey Chuck! It’s pronounced Irabu not sepuku! What’s sepuku backwards? Ukupes!
Now where’s Orlindo Cabuki! He’s a dandy ballplayer, Steve!
I absolved Dale on last night’s broadcast and said you can’t hold up one runner when he’s right behind another one.
Orlindo Cabuki singles to left field!
Looks like Superbowl rings would about cover it.
rhymes with Wuertz
Go Yankees!
Sure, her boobs are small, but she could suck a Super Bowl ring through a Steak n’ Shake straw.
Rymes with ohmyfuckinggodareyoubad.
From bad to Sturtze.
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!
Two Sawx fans with a "Monster MannyIA" sign.
Is that for Manny, Iowa?
That’s Amana, Iwa.
It’s so cute the way the Red Sox still think they can win.
Don’t they know it’s only going to hurt more if they get kinda close?
Oh, well, they haven’t learned in 86 years, why should they learn now?
Mussina’s a pussy.He has Manny Ramirez 0-2 and throws 2 balls?!?
I played high school baseball with Scott Rolen at Jasper High School. I can throw strikes! Mussina’s a pussy. Torre’s a pussy!
Would somebody please tell me what the visibility is like? Hello!?!??
I am a Ray King who can really hit the ball.
They’re B’s at the very least.
I’m a gladiator buddy
Shut the hell up, McCarver!
Torre Basher you are doing a fantastic job!!! Your knowledge of baseball is endless. Keep up the good work. Baker Basher would be proud.
Why are you guys clogging up the bases???!!
Sack it up, Moose.
Mussina looks good out there.
I can’t find my shirt!
Mussina’s given up runs?!?! In a playoff game?!?!? He sucks, waive him tonight. What a fucking pussy he is. What is he doing, allowing Red Sox batters to get on base! He’s a pantywaist.
He hasn’t even hit anybody yet. What’s wrong with him?
Sure hope that worked.
Hey, what are you guys up to?
Keep swinging Tek. You CAN’T walk across the plate. You just can’t.
I’m still confused about who would be #1 overrated in Boston. In my mind, Pedro is #1 anyway, but who else is in the group picture? Pierce, maybe. Brady, don’t think so.
I know who is #1-4 clutch in Boston history:
1) Russell
2) Bird
3) Vinateri
4) some Red Sawx…haa, psych!
If Varitek fails to get anyone home, who on here will accuse him of being a cokehead?
I’m the most overrated boston athlete!
Holy Crap.
This looks like a start at Shea Stadium
When do we get there?
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I like bases loaded walks! Fun!
Don’t worry. I’ll be warming up soon. Felix and I can take it from here.
I can only hit Mariano Rivera.
Why haven’t they pulled Mussina yet? Why isn’t Loaiza ready to go? You can’t have Mussina out there. He’s a pussy. he doesn’t have the sac for big games.
If I was rated, then I was overrated.
The ex-Cub factor strikes (out) again!
Most overrated Boston athlete? I’m going with Rosie Ruiz!
Rosie: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/day/04_20_2001.html
Curt’s ankle looks fine to us.
I will shut down the Jankees! We’ve got to get back to cinco outs from the Series de Worlde!
How did that 2nd run score? I know it wasn’t because of Tek’s walk. That would be impossible.
I love it when the Cubs fire trainers! I get to write really sympathetic articles about how hard it is for them to find jobs that pay them 14 times what a normal athletic trainer should ever be expected to earn.
I think I’m going to buy the Red Sox…
Get somebody up in the pen! Pedro’s got nothing! Did you see how far Bernie hit that? It’s a good thing it wasn’t Lofton!
These solo homers aren’t gonna do us ANY good.
Wait, we changed our mind(s). Schilling needs surgery on his ankle. He’s done.
But he’ll be ready to go for game 7.
Honesty compels me to note that the Yammering Yanks, the Battlin’ Bronx Bomber Buckaroo Biggio Dates, simply can’t be counted out yet. Their vaunted bullpen spells disaster if the Boston Nine can’t increase their lead.
Hey Stoney Al Leiter, remember last night, at the restaurant, when you didn’t want to pick up the check? That was awesome. Hehehehe….
Have our wives left us?
Any babes in the crowd today?
Slam a lhama ding dong that is actually jim Edmonds war cry
Say Pat, who’s the contestant in the Cub Foods attendance game?
There was an ad for my law firm on the Yankees radio broadcast.
Swamy say……I see a cut fastball at the hands on the next pitch. And I was right! You’re an idiot Terry Francona, not your best night. Now get off the dock and push the ship in boys, there’s a blockbuster of a visibility problem in here, my metaphors are mixed, Chip back to you!
Someone wants to bash me?
Say Pat why did this Johhny Damon fellow steal all my hair pieces?
To readers #21 and #16:
Can I join the playoffs strikeout club?
WAIT! I can’t join that club because we aren’t in the playoffs thanks to ME!
Damon’s got the gamer on. Only he wears it on his neck.
…by the fine folks at Square D:
Hey Corey, buddy! Don’t take all the credit, buddy! We couldn’t have missed the playoffs without me and and LaTroy, buddy!
Anybody need a traffic update?
Hey Darlas, the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!
I play a lot of golf, don’t I?
That wasn’t me. I swear. I was too bizzy looking a nekid Teri pics.
Jose Vizcaino, Ray King, Tony Womack, Julian Tavarez, Bill Mueller, Mark Bellhorn, Miguel Cairo, Tom Gordon, Jon Lieber, Felix Heredia, Kenny Lofton:
We send you all our love and kisses! What a team we’d make!
Hey, #97, what gives?
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/stats?statsId=5341
To Sammy Sosa (#92)
Damn! I forgot about you and LaTroy!
Afterall you are the two most egocentric players on the team!
JD Drew, Carlos Beltran, Edgar Renteria, Troy Percival:
Right back atcha.
"This is a cat and mouse scenario…" And Pedro’s wearing big fuckin’ mouse ears.
I wipe my ass with my hat.
I like A-Rod’s reaction to Trot’s diving catch. He gave him the "whatever" wave.
They’re going to have add these "timeout" pitches to Pedro’s total, he’s thrown three that haven’t counted.
Ah yes, how soon we forget. Those 13 glorious IP in the mid-nineties. The walks. The runs. The infamy. Good times.
huge fag
I remember Sturtze. He sucked. Unlike me.
I firmly believe that if the Yankees don’t score more runs today, there’s a maybe 75% chance that we can force a Game 6.
Anybody got #89’s phone number? Maybe a Yahoo Instant Messenger addy? Mine’s astroglidenyy13.
Paul Abbott, Jeff Reboulet, Bob Wickman, Midre Cummings, Orlando Merced, Jeffery Hammonds,Robert Person
We wouldn’t doubt that Dusty would consider having Jim Hendry signing some of us to bring some "veteran leadership" to the team!
I think the Boston will definitely do well today, maybe. I’ve got a Human Sexuality exam tonight. One of the Illini cheerleaders wanted to help me study. But I said no. I think maybe he’s mad at me now.
I’ll be available.
I can be singing karaoke in Des Moines next May.
To #105:
I am not a fag! I am just a sucky centerfielder who strikes out too much!
Look out, it’s BC! Aaaaaaahhh!
I’m an assclown!
Why isn’t this article about me???
Time to kick a metal fan ala Kyle Farnsworth?
Why isn’t this article about me???
Time to kick a metal fan ala Kyle Farnsworth!
Um, batting Mueller and Bellhorn back-to-back isn’t too bright, you know? Where the hell is Pokey? Why isn’t Youkilis in there for Mueller anyway, goddam Francona always plays the vets over the kids. Assmunch.
You forgot to add me to that list #109!
I am a free agent next year Chicago!
Come to see me help your team get the all time strikeout total for a team!
Wow, MarKKK Bellhorn is such a tool, why don’t they pay this stiff ten gazillion dollars to keep sucKKKing and striking out, what a loser. I am so kkkool with my wit! Who’s my daddy!
Why is Al showing you guys how to throw a changeup? (sobs)That’s my job.
You’d think I’d be batting a bit better than .050 for the series, huh?
And you’d think I’d be batting a little bit better than .188 in ther series
I really can’t hit a curveball, Harris.
See! I am overrated! I said I was hitting .188 when I am acutally hitting .167! Go figure!
Let’s see, where can I find me a .500+ postseason hitter for next year?
Hmm.
Obviously, I’ll have to beg Jim Hendry to trade me Sammy Sosa!
George,
It will take Mariano Rivera, Matt Suhey (in memory of Walter Payton), and Kenny Lofton. And you’ll have to pick up all that salary.
But we’d have a deal.
I do have Kenny Williams on line 2. He’s offering Garcia, Shingo Takatsu, and Carlos Lee for Sammy.
I’ll throw in Jason Grilli for Sosa also!
Wait!
I’ll throw in Felix Heredia along with Matt Suhey, Rivera and Lofton!
If you want us to take Heredia, you’ll have to take Paul Bako off our hands and send us Joe Girardi’s corpse to pair with Stone in the TV booth.
And if Girardi’s heading our way, Lieber needs to come here too.
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Pick up line 3, Jim, hurry!
I’ll give you anyone you want — I have to keep the Gladiator out of Yankee Stadium!
Wait up Hendry!
I’ll trade you guys Lassie Edmonds, Jason Isringhausen and his enormous ears, and So (what) Taguchi for Sosa!
Let’s see: Foulke, Johnny Damon, 2 cases of disposable razors and shaving cream for Damon, Pedro, and Doug Eyechart. Wait, I forgot: ex-Cub Doug Eyechart won the Wild Card for you. Throw in Manny then.
Oh, what? You don’t know my name, either.
Listen up Hendry — Casey Daigle for Sosa! You’ll have to pay 95% of his salary though.
Jim,
We request you ask Walt to take Lassie Edmonds off the table and instead bring Pujols to Chicago.
Pick up line 5 Jim!
I’ll give you Hee Seop Choi, Jose Hernandez, David Ross, Hideo Nomo, Mike Venafro and Kazuhisa Ishii!
The wind drag on Posada’s ears prevented him from getting to third on that.
Hendry,
Shoot down DePodesta’s offer. Too many Asians. We fought too many Japs and Koreans, and we don’t like people who view Fido as a delicacy to cheer for them.
I wanna go where they got the good spicy tacos, buddy.
No # 135!
I will also add Julian Tavarez to the group so the Cubs can have another reliever who has the temper of a 4 year old!
I love Casey Daigle. Not enough to move, though. I wonder if Chad Tracy has a girlfriend?
Sammy, There are plenty of spicy tacos in Oakland.
Hendry, I have a 42-year-old wide receiver for you. Dusty’ll love him.
Hell, you can have Rich Gannon too!
to # 139 and Jim Hendry: That would be here in Miami. I would give you guys Josias Manzanillo, Nate Bump, Lenny Harris, Logan Kensing and Ben Howard for Sosa
Fine, Marlins GM Jeff Loria buddy, but I refuse to wear #139.
I will also throw in the corpses of Ellis Burks, Mike Timlin and Pedro Astacio for Sosa along with the players listed in my first offer.
Ahem.
I’m not hitting .188 anymore. And by the way, Daigle, I think I’ll fuck your girlfriend tonight, too.
I will even add Byung-Hyun Kim for Sosa who went to Sungkyunkwan University in Korea!
I was the one who went to Sungkyunkwan University you assclown Theo!
Why am I not in any of these trade talks!?
Now I am going to cry and kick a fan!
Looks like we are going to the World Series!
Prepare for the World Series from hell Cub fans!
WHAT? That’s it, Jeter, we’re so breaking up.
You moran! I am way hotter than Jennie Finch.
Would that be Yankees/Satanic Fowl or Yankees/Astros?
Funny, I thought I was the World Series from Hell.
Yankees/Satanic Fowl.
Go Astros! Go Astros!
Time to cowboy up, y’all!
I’m such an assbag.
Can I please announce the NLCS games for Fox? I really miss Craig Biggio. *sobs*
No, Chip, but if my plan works out right, you and Joe Carter will call this World Series from Hell for Fox.
And Channel 32 will be the only station allowed to transmit in Chicago next week!
To #157:
I thought you liked me the most Chip. You constantly said I was Rookie of the Year .
We agree, Khalil. It will be racism if you don’t win.
Say what? You’re white?
BREAKING NEWS!
I broke my left hand ala Kevin Brown by throwing a tantrum!
I am going to flip-flop and start rooting for the Yankees instead of the Red Sox.
I am going to flip-flop and start rooting for the Red Sox instead of the Yankees.
Ima root fer Texas! I’ll be following the game tonight on the internets.
Why is Al Leiter making fun of Trenidad Hubbard?
I rooted for the Red Sox before I rooted against them.
Get ready for extra innings!
Look for me right behind home plate tonight
I’ll be there, too. I took Pujols to my prom back in ’47.
I can’t wait for the World series from Hell!
Go Cards (or Yankees if I decide to flip flop!)
Holy crap, that 13 year old girl who just sang "God Bless America" was hilariously off with the lip synching. Milli Vanilli are safe.
Fox had to stop showing her because she was so far ahead of the song.
Whoops, I wore the wrong jacket!
They should’ve just had me and my wife’s boobs sing God Bless America.
I lip sync better than that 13 yr old girl!
I think my dad is mad at me or something.
Shut up! That’s my date for after the game, Dolan.
Thank you, Andy. I’m glad someone else noticed it…
We’re in the Middle School choir together.
I will blame this travesty of the lip sync on President Bush. He does not fund proper technology for lip synching in public schools and ballparks!
Wait til next year
Orlander really knocked me off my feet there. If this was last year, that could lead to a bunch of fun to watch posturing and shoving of Don Zimmer. But this year is boring, so on the 8th!
Wow, what the hell did Jeter just do there?
To #182:
Beyond us.
Who says I look like a fruit bat?
The Yankees are LYING about Tom Gordon!! LYING, I tell you!
Here I come, to go two innings.
Worked last night, right?
Runners fear me!!!
I have the arm of Bonds!!!
God, I hate both these teams. This game is gonna go longer than Fowl/Asstros, I bet.
Me & Rivera are becoming buds
Dammit! I need the Gladiator out there in CF, stat!
Not that I care much about the fruit bat, but with an inherited runner on 3rd and 0 outs, you’re generally going to give up that run.
I just killed a rally
Mariano is automatic!!! Nobody cores when Mo pitches!!!
Jeter is the greatest player of all time!!!
I core, regardless of who’s pitching
We’re getting old. And we have some HUGE contracts.
What a coincidence, me too! Come get me, George, I’m a perfect fit, buddy!
One problem with Sammy on the Yankee$…
At the beginning of each home game, the fans chant each starting player’s name until they acknowledge the fans.
Sammy would make them chant his name until the 5th inning
I suck
Geez, I don’t make a post in a couple days and I still get ripped on and made fun of.
Yikes…
Can somebody please just win this game now?
ait til next day…
Is there a pucker factor in the Bronx yet?
Chreee-rist, what a boring ass game.
Boston wins in the bottom of the 14th.
Cards/Astros now in the bottom of the 9th. No score, Beltran leads off for Houston.
I may have a pornstache, but I just hit the homer that may have saved you guys from having to watch the Cardinals in the World Series.
You know where to send the pizza, Andy.
Pssh, whatever Pornstache. No pizza for you. That homer would’ve been a standard DP had I been pitching. I OWN the Astros!
LaRooosa is gonna lose. And the Cubs are gonna regret the Beltran trade and Barrett’s outburst for years and years and years and years and years….
Never before in the course of human events has so much been owed, by so many to a pornstache.
So my outburst may have cost the Cardinals the pennant? I can live with that.
Doesn’t anyone hate the Astros more than the Cardinals? I know the Cards rivalry is years old, but the Astros were such huge jerks this year. Berkman pretending to get hit in the head? Come on! The Cardinals can lose in the World Series.
Hey Pornstache, want to learn what a brushback pitch is?
Too good to be true, from the mlb link: name of Yankee fan = Joseph Maroon
#208, Satanic Red Fowl Fans are jerks every year. And either team can lose in the Series.
Never doubt that the Cards could come back and win the NLCS, after all, they are the greatest thing since sliced bread according to us!
Doesn’t Torre know that Esteban Loazia has NO SACK?!?! He has nothing. He just folded up like a tent in the 14th inning! What was he doing putting him in the game? And Bernie Williams was dogging it on that cheap flare that Ortiz hit. What a pussy! Bench his ass! He’s useless. What has Bernie Williams ever done for the Yankees? They need to get someone in the outfield WITH an idea of what’s going on, like the guys in the Cubs outfield!
Finally, what’s the deal with this bullpen? Tom Gordon should not ever pitch in another game ever again. He is a big pussy! He sucks. Mariano Rivera has BLOWN TWO SAVES already. Cashman should get on the phone pronto, and order up a closer who could get the job done. For example, there’s a middle-reliever/setup man on Chicago that throws 95 mph and was tough last year for the Cubs. He wants to close. They could get him easy. Cashman hasn’t gotten the players for this team. They’re all pussies. Fire everyone, and bring Stump Merrill back to manage this team!!!!!!
I was supposed to be traded to Boston! The game wouldn’t of lasted 14 innings if I were the Sox shortstops.
It would be much more satisfying to see the Cards lose in the NLCS. When they traded for Walker, they made the statement, World Series or bust. Now, if they bust, LaRussa and his merry men are going to go apeshit.
I was at a bar when Pornstache hit the bomb. I was hootin’ it up pretty good when some dumbass said "At least we’re still playing". My replay was "Not much longer. And can I buy you a Stroh’s?". He didn’t find it too funny.
Bernie Dickless has to take another cheap shot at the Cubs in his column in the Post-Dispatch this morning. And my Cardinals fan co-worker called in sick today. Muhahahahaha.
Remember that home run I hit to win game 5 of the NLCS?
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