So former Bull and current Indiana Pacer/nutjob Ron Artest asked the Pacers for a month off during the season so that he could go out and promote his new rap CD? And the Pacers didn’t give it to him? I’m with Ron on this. I mean come on, it’s not like he’s going to miss anything important. It’s the NBA regular season! He’s Ron Artest! The man’s got a gift. He’s the Eric Wright of the new millennium (without the AIDS and stuff)!

You cannot silence him! It’s just wrong. What if Jeff Foster and his electric polka band wanted to go barnstorming? Would Larry Bird and Rick Carlisle have stifled them? I think not.

You are right to pout Mr. Artest. The man is keeping you down. Now you just sit there in your little warmups and cash your million dollar checks and you seethe and keep up the good fight.

The end is near for the Samuel Peralta Sosa era in Chicago. It’s going to be bittersweet when he takes his “Hey, buddy!” act out of town. On one hand he really has to go. This isn’t even a debatable issue. What the Cubs get in return in the trade isn’t even important at this point. Nothing good can come from another season of Sammy. That’s the bad part, because for most of his 13 seasons with the Cubs he deserved to be beloved. He always had his moments. But when he was good, he was great.

He’s the best player the Cubs have ever had. Maybe that says more about the 96 year World Series drought than it does Sammy, but if you take a step back he was better than Ernie and Mordecai and whoever else you can find that played here roughly as long as he did.

That’s why it’s almost so amazing that the fall could be so sudden and complete that who he gets traded for isn’t as important as the fact that he just gets traded.

In a way, it’s what makes the trade so do-able for the Cubs. They don’t even have to worry about their acquisitions panning out. Four years ago when Ed Lynch tried to trade Sammy, Ed was petrified that whoever he got would pale in comparison to what Sammy continued to do. He’d have been right, considering Sammy’s 2001 season was one of the best in Major League history. But now? Jim Hendry could trade Sammy for a couple of leaky rosin bags and he’s not going to get ripped for it.

So here’s where the whole thing stands today.

For the second time in as many days Jim Hendry met with new Mets’ GM Omar Minaya. By now you all know the love that Omar has for Sammy. If you didn’t, Phil Rogers sees fit to hit us all over the head with it, again.

Minaya wants to get his hands on Sammy, but he doesn’t want any immediate impact on his payroll. He sees Sammy for what he is, a slugging outfielder who can help, but not carry a team anymore. In order for Minaya to do this, he has to move two players with contracts that when combined nearly equal Sammy’s.

That’s Mike Piazza (owed $16 million for one year) and Cliff Floyd (owed $13 million for two). Piazza’s likely off to a life of DH’ing and part-time catching in the American League. The Orioles currently seem willing to take on his cash. Once that hurdle is out of the way, the Cubs and Mets can sit down and do a Floyd-Sosa trade. The Mets would like to see the Cubs kick in about $4.5 million (approximately the size of Sammy’s buyout in 2006).

This trade works for all the wrong reasons. The Mets’ committed two mortal sins. They signed a catcher on the wrong side of 30 to a too-long, too-rich contract, and they signed an injury prone outfielder to a too-long, too-rich contract. The Cubs let Sammy and his agent use a failed trade attempt in 2000 as a gun to their heads in negotiating a deal with an absurd escalator clause at the back end. But Sammy loves New York. For whatever reason, New York loves Sammy. Huge crowds show up with Dominican flags to salute him whenever the Cubs go to Shea. And, like we said before, whoever gets him next year will really know if he’s got anything left, because he’s going to bust his ass to prove he’s not done and that the Cubs’ were morans to let him go.

Prove away, Sammy.

The New York Daily News has that very scenario.

Newsday reports that Minaya met with Sammy’s agent, Adam Katz, though Katz insists they didn’t talk about Sammy. Nah, they talked about politics, fashion and The Polar Express. I suppose when he and Jim Duquette and Jim Hendry met in the bar they didn’t talk about Sammy, either?

The Rockies think that the Mariners have talked to the Cubs about Sammy, and that they’d like to dump Preston Wilson on the Cubs for Sosa.

The Astro’s ill-fated attempt to re-sign Carlos Beltran has started.

The runner-up in the Beltran sweepstakes will be offered Andruw Jones.

Chris DeLuca’s still dumb, so don’t put much stock into his view on Beltran or Randy Johnson.

Say goodbye to Magglio. Though, if he knee turns out sound, you’ll only have to go eight miles north to see him. Could you live with an outfield of Cliff Floyd, Corey Patterson and a (presumably healthy) Magglio Ordonez?

It’s a good thing nobody actually reads Paul Ladewski, because today’s column is a steaming pile of…

Peter Gammons on the winter meetings.

Tim Krlkj;lkj;lkjlj on where the shortstops might end up.

Eddy Curry wants out. But will anybody notice when he’s gone?

Ben Gordon’s about to find out how cushy the bench is.

Mike Downey’s senility is showing again. Today he defends Dave Wannstedt’s run in Chicago and blames it on “the talent his bosses gave him.” Well, he was in charge of bringing in most of that talent. Go back to your nap, Mike.

Roz knows almost as much about the Cubs’ announcer search as we do. Really, he should have just e-mailed. I could have told him this on Tuesday afternoon.

Mariotti puts down the doughnut to urge the Bulls to trade Eddy Curry. How about Curry and Mariotti to that island on “Lost” in exchange for Kate?

Speaking of “Lost” (the best new show on TV), here’s a little background on how it got started.

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