None of these things am I loathe to admit. And there’s really no point to you hitting the link if you don’t like girls.
?Brad can, and has, done better
?Clearly, Brad was on the correct side of the Angelina vs. Jennifer debate
?If Heidi even tried to do better, her children would simply be too hot, and therefore life-threatening, to birth — hence the only possible explanation for Seal
?Even if Lindsay’s implants became life-threatening, that was not a good enough reason to downsize — and why did she have them put her old, ugly face back on?
?Seal’s deal with the devil was clearly superior and with less loopholes than Lindsay’s
?Roger Powell, Jr. doesn’t even have more impressive eyebrows than Antawn Jamison
?The Tar Heels have an excellent chance to win a National Championship…in women’s soccer
?Unless, Brittany Jackson replaces Pat Summitt as Head Coach of the Vols within the next 17 years, I’ll be rooting for Cameron to attend Fresno State
?The most exciting/productive player on the 2005 Mets roster, and only one you should target for rotisserie leagues, will be David Wright
?My current happy place has Luol Deng still in a Duke uniform, Alex from the O.C. mixing my drinks, the chick from Spanglish doing my laundry, and your momma baking me a cake
?Yep, I said yo momma
?The blonde chick with glasses from Best Week Ever (Rachel?), has replaced Tina Fey as my favorite, semi-witty chick with glasses
?I am sooooo over SNL
?I am even more over Britney
?I don’t even think about Paige Davis enough anymore to know if I’m over her or not
?I am definitely not over Tracy from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
?Or Angel reruns on TNT
?Or surprisingly, Kelly Ripa
?Randy Moss should totally be fined and maybe even suspended — not for the faux mooning, but for the wild ‘fro
?Burt Reynolds is completely miscast as Boss Hogg in the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie
?Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse is definitely not
?Alba is hands-down the top-rated Jessica
?I simply cannot rank Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman, Elisha Cuthbert or Jessica Alba in any logical order —- they are all #1 seeds on the rise
?Speaking of #1’s; Illinois – MidWest, Kansas – South, Wake Forest – East, Duke – West
?I will never refer to the regions by the names of a particular city
?Go to hell Carolina, go to hell! Depth, and Carolina are equally overrated
?DeMarcus Nelson is entirely underrated
?I have seen neither the Chyna, nor Jenna Lewis tapes
?Paris is still alright with me, Paris is still alright, oh yea
?I haven’t seen any of the Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter movies
?I have spurned morning sports radio for Don Imus
?As usual, Andy’s wrong — Bree Van Den Kamp is way hotter than pill-popping Lynette. And if you didn’t catch the episode with Bree in the fur coat — you’re not allowed to vote
?Laguna Beach 2 needs much more Dieter, and much less Steven
?I’m going to seriously consider posting at least once a month in 2005
?Settle down, I only said ‘consider’…
I want people to know something right now. Jake is not me, I am not Jake.
We were just brothers separated at birth.
Extra special king-sized kudos on Kelly Ripa, Rachel from Best Year Ever, Paige Davis, Bree, and most of all, for the call that Lindsay Lohan’s "Illness" was boob-related. I’ve thought that all along, but was too scared to type it.
Jake did the impossible:
He not only made me a Fresno State basketball fan, he made me a Fresno State women’s basketball fan.
Wow. Thanks.
Hey, this is a baseball site! A Cubs site! What are you doing, you four-week old pre-adolescent?!?
I have also thought that Rachael Harris (girl w/ glasses from "Best Week Ever", etc.) is hot.
Lindsay Lohan needs a deep tan to keep that pale, redhead/freckled look away that definitely doesn’t flatter her.
I saw "The Girl Next Door" on DVD last night and thought it was a pretty good flick, and not just because of the subject matter or Elisha Cuthbert (both good). It had the potential to be a cheesy movie, but it’s actually fairly well-written.
Did somebody say "Bend over Jessica, I’ll drive"?
Rachael Harris’ best line ever, in a review of "Dynasty":
"America tuned in to see Alexis and Krystle, fighting like bitches!"
I immediately wanted to soak her in my own Oil of Olay.
Who the hell is Bree Vanderkamp? If it’s Marcia Cross, I haven’t thought she was hot since she showed us her scar on Melrose Place.
Frankly, the only hot Desperate Housewife is Eva Longoria. Certainly not Bill Macy’s wife, or what’s left of Terri Hatcher.
By the way, Jake’s women’s basketball coaching goddess (Stacy Johnson-Klein) has had five kids…and she’s 34. Slow down, sweetie.
As for STACY JOHNSON-KLEIN having 5 kids do some research. She has a daughter from her 1st marriage and a son from her 2nd marriage. The 3 boys are her 2nd husbands and they live in Oklahoma with their mother they see them maybe 6 weeks out of the year. Kristi klein the 3 boys mother
Stacy Johnson-Klein has had 2 children thank you very much, her husband had 3 young sons when she married him, which she fully admits. The Kleins have a beautiful family and are expecting one more child. Funny the ex-wife would come on this post and speak so badly of her former husband… Jealous Kristi??? Please. Kristi now dates a man who has 2 children of his own from his first wife, her former good friend and neighbor. Thought we would add to the research she suggested.
People who live in glass houses. Either way, the woman looks awesome to have had 2 children and one who is just a year old.
Does Kristi Klein make the distinguished list of celebrity e-mailers, joining the ranks of Jim Tocco, Rob Neyer and Dave O’Brien?
When will Cindy Sandberg show up?
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