Hello again, everybody! Your old pal Karry Ling here again with a subject that is near and dear to all of us.
If you listen to sports radio in Chicago (and if you do, I’m sorry), you have probably heard a commercial for a product that promises to prolong your sexual experience.
Now, I’m not here to endorse the product, or to tell you it doesn’t work. I have no idea. At my age, let’s say that when the rare need to climax occurs, I don’t want to prolong the ordeal. I’m just happy it’s happening at all.
Anyway, you’ve heard the commerical. It’s the one that starts with this catchy phrase.
“Do you climax too soon…during sex?”
Which got me to thinking? Who was the ad genius who added on the last two words in that question? And if you’re not climaxing during sex, when are you?
“Do you climax too soon…at the supermarket deli counter?”
“Yeah, I’ll take half a pound of salami, a pound of the baby swiss and OH GOD! YES! YEAH! Uh, yeah and some of the German potato salad. Thanks.”
“Do you climax too soon…at the ballgame?”
“F@#$ing Dusty. Can you believe he’s leaving Zambrano in this game? He’s already thrown 120 pitches and the Cubs are up 8-2 in the eighth. What is he, YEAH! RIGHT THERE! OOOOOHHHH! Why not get Leicester an inning?”
Do you climax too soon…at your son’s parent-teacher conference?”
“I don’t know where Timmy gets it. We discipline him quite a bit at home. He does his chores, he’s very respectful and… YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT! HERE IT COMES! BONZAI! …his sister has never had any problems in school.”
“Do you climax too soon…during job interviews?”
“I think I’d be a great fit here. I’ve got more than 12 years of direct sales experience and for the past four years I’ve been managing the entire sales staff at…OH YEAH! OH YEAH! YOU WANT IT ON YOUR FACE? YOU DO, DON’T YOU? YOU DIRTY, DIRTY WH….my current job. I saw this job description and realized it was perfect.”
Apparently, this is a problem. Why else would the drug’s advertising department feel the need to separate their problem from people who climax too soon during every day activities?
All I can say is, I hope someone creates a drug for those of you who suffer with this.
God Bless.
Sometimes, I start reading the very end of Agatha Christie novels and denouement too soon.
I know I’ll climax when the Cubs win the World Series.
“Banzai?”
Hey Kelly, you yell what you want and I’ll yell what I want.
And let’s hope we don’t hear each other.
Karry, I’d be worried more about seeing each other when it happens.
Go drink some Welches.
Adam, 97 years is too soon?
Karry, we saw this Best Western first.
I don’t have time for this. It’s Valentine’s Day, that means I have to shave.
Andy gets laid more than I do, anymore. That might be why I myself have what they call “Premature E”.
I don’t need no friggin’ Maxiderm. I just need to win the “Tour de France” more often than Lance Armstrong does.
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