How am I spinning the Prior injury? I wonder if I check on this site anymore? Why is Craig Biggio programmed on all the speed dial buttons on the phone here in the booth?
Andy
on March 14, 2005 at 2:45 pm
It’s nice (so far) to have a play-by-play guy who doesn’t make you cringe on an inning by inning basis.
I see Dempster is in midseason form. In a bad way.
Sloth
on March 14, 2005 at 2:45 pm
….well, I WAS excited about this year….
Jason Dubois
on March 14, 2005 at 2:47 pm
Don’t worry, Sloth! I’m going to be your starting left fielder, and I’m going to bring the rain on a daily basis! Right, Dusty?
Andy
on March 14, 2005 at 2:47 pm
Does anybody know what sense it makes to have Hairston lead off with Corey hitting second in the spring when Dusty’s going to have Corey lead off during the season? Shouldn’t your lead off man…uh…lead off?
Nah. That’s crazy talk!
Dusty Baker
on March 14, 2005 at 2:47 pm
Who are you, again? Aren’t you the shoe-shine kid?
Dusty
on March 14, 2005 at 2:48 pm
Jason, you’d be great if only you were bred to handle the heat better. Sorry, whitey.
The Gladiator
on March 14, 2005 at 2:48 pm
I’m the shoe shine boy, buddy!
Kurt
on March 14, 2005 at 2:49 pm
Maybe Dusty has read where I’ve constantly been saying that Hairston should leadoff, and Corey should bat second.
Nahhh. Who the hell knows what Dusty is up to?
Mark Prior's Ulnar Nerve
on March 14, 2005 at 2:49 pm
Hello!
Mark Prior's Other Half of the Ulnar Nerve
on March 14, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Hi! Have you seen my other half? We got ripped apart, recently!
Lineup v. lefties
on March 14, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Shouldn’t this lineup always be:
2b Hairston
cf Patterson
ss Nomar
3b E-ramis
1b Lee
lf Dubois
rf Burnitz
c Barrett
Hmm?
Luke Hagerty
on March 14, 2005 at 2:53 pm
In my Tommy John surgery they had to move my ulnar nerve and it’s why the Cubs figured my arm would be too screwed up to be healthy enough to make it as a Rule Fiver this year. So if Mark’s goes bad…see him in 2007!
Shawn Boskie
on March 14, 2005 at 2:53 pm
I wonder if the Cubs would take me if I wanted to make a comeback this season…
Andy
on March 14, 2005 at 2:54 pm
Kasper says that with no name on his jersey, the number 3 on his back and his socks yanked up he looks like Babe Ruth.
I think he looks like a “slightly” taller Wendell Kim.
And I see Moises Alou passed the baserunning gene on to D Lee.
Derrek Lee
on March 14, 2005 at 2:54 pm
D’oh!
Kurt
on March 14, 2005 at 2:55 pm
He looked pretty Ruthian from behind. Damn, the nameless jerseys look good.
Kevin Foster
on March 14, 2005 at 2:55 pm
Dear Jim Hendry,
Call me!
Love,
Kevin
I’m driving a bus in Evanston with my dad.
The Sarge
on March 14, 2005 at 2:55 pm
Not only am I a shitty batting coach but I am also a shitty 1st base coach
Andy
on March 14, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Nice shot by the Comcast crew. Burnitz grounded to second and they switched to a camera a fat moronic fan handing his kid a bag of peanuts.
Great stuff!
Love it!
Ho Ho Kamper
on March 14, 2005 at 2:56 pm
So, I guess Prior is a big wuss now too? Wood skips a start, he’s a big pansy, yadda yadda yadda. Prior misses a start, he’s a big pansy, can’t take the pain, and so on and so on.
So, two weeks into Spring Training and it’s all over. And what’s more, everyone on the team is big puss.
Oh, and in case you couldn’t tell, I was being SARCASTIC!
Dusty's logic
on March 14, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Everyone knows that being aveteran trumps the righty/lefty matchup!
vs. lhp
cf Patterson
2b Walker
ss Nomar
3b E-ramis
rf Burnitz
1b Lee
lf Hollandsworth
c Barrett
Mike Harkey
on March 14, 2005 at 2:57 pm
Dear Mr. Hendry,
I can pitch for you! …once I get out of prison for that crack cocaine bust…
Call me! Please!
Love,
Mike
P.S. Denny McClain told me he thinks he could pitch for you, too, but I say he’s too fat
Andy
on March 14, 2005 at 2:57 pm
I think the answer is to put Wood and Prior in a cryo tank until August 1, then thaw them out and see if the Cubs can finish the deal this year.
I mean, I can live with a rotation of…
Zambrano
Maddux
Rusch
Mitre
Dempster
Wait, excuse me. It’s hard to type during my panic attack.
Ho Ho Kamper
on March 14, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Maybe if you were Scott McClain…whatever happened to him anyway? He hit a ton of homers last year in spring training. Oh yeah, he went to Japan and sat the bench there all season.
Bob Scanlan
on March 14, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Dear Mr. Hendry,
Aww forget it. I’m still tired from Riggleman making me warm up in the bullpen 187 times one year.
Bob
Jerry Hairston Jr.
on March 14, 2005 at 2:58 pm
I’m a one man defense machine!!
Sergio Mitre
on March 14, 2005 at 2:59 pm
Hey, man. I can pitch. I am not like the little girly-men. American pansies.
Sox fans!
on March 14, 2005 at 2:59 pm
If we had cable we’d be psyched about being ahead in this game!
So, the Cubs are dead. Bears are already dead without a QB. Bulls are in the NBA so no one cares (sorry KD). Blackhawks saved us the trouble and called it quits.
College Football, anyone?
Kurt
on March 14, 2005 at 3:00 pm
Wasn’t that Bob Patterson who Riggs trotted out to the bullpen day in, day out, all year long?
Sergio Armando Mitre
on March 14, 2005 at 3:00 pm
Hey, LA has a lot of Mexicans in it, but that doesn’t mean it’s Mexico!
Wait, maybe I shouldn’t tell Dusty I’m from California.
Glendon Rusch
on March 14, 2005 at 3:01 pm
If I give up one more bomb, I’m faking an ulnar nerve problem, too.
Glendon Rusch
on March 14, 2005 at 3:01 pm
Boo-yah! I’m a lefty starter, in the mold of Shawn Estes!
Glendon Rusch
on March 14, 2005 at 3:01 pm
Am I doing well? Where am I in the rotation now? Third?
Andy
on March 14, 2005 at 3:02 pm
Glendon’s got good stuff today. He’s pitched to six guys and three of them haven’t homered.
Kurt
on March 14, 2005 at 3:02 pm
Screw this crap. I’m going to go play Bond on the PS2.
Angel Guzman
on March 14, 2005 at 3:02 pm
Anybody looking for a starter?
Batting Practice
on March 14, 2005 at 3:02 pm
Right Now.
Mound visit
on March 14, 2005 at 3:03 pm
Larry Rothschild: Hey Glendon, what’s up?
Glendon: Are you here to tell me what I’m doing wrong?
Larry: Nah, the outfielders are getting tired, I just thought I’d give them a blow. And speaking of blow. That’s what you’re doing.
Carlos Zambrano
on March 14, 2005 at 3:03 pm
I tell Dusty to go with one man rotation! I will win 97 games!
Chip Caray
on March 14, 2005 at 3:05 pm
Honesty compels me to say that Braves pitchers never get hurt! Bobby Cox is so smart! The players never yell at me! They don’t smash my guitar! Chipper Jones even offered to give me a handjob!
Ichiro
on March 14, 2005 at 3:05 pm
I broke the record for hits in a season in one game. According to MLB.com, my team scored 37 runs in the 3rd today. We lead 38-1.
Not only isn’t that stupid assed “cartoon” funny, but I think I’m actually dumber for reading it.
Rick Ankiel
on March 14, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Actually, I’m back to my old form. I just got tired of Jim Edmonds chasing me around, so I’m doing this OF thing so they put me on waivers.
I’ll be in your rotation come April 1.
Mike Murphy
on March 14, 2005 at 3:21 pm
Ooh, I’m gonna call Bob Brenly “Alibi Ike!” I’m hilarious!
Ryan Sweeney, LF White Sox
on March 14, 2005 at 3:22 pm
My arm suck so bad you’d think I was Kenny Lofton!
Ryan Sweeney, LF White Sox
on March 14, 2005 at 3:22 pm
Damnit.
My arm “sucks” so bad…
Hey it’s spring training for the witty posters, too.
The Gremlin
on March 14, 2005 at 3:23 pm
RBI double, bitches!
Ozzie Guillen
on March 14, 2005 at 3:24 pm
Let’s see, there’s three weeks left in the spring, my “ace” is getting torched in the sixth inning and I think I’ll just let him take his ass pounding like a man!
Paul Konerko Fan Club
on March 14, 2005 at 3:24 pm
Go Pauly! Go Pa…hey, hot dog guy! Yeah, how many you got left? 36? That’s a start!
Steve Trout
on March 14, 2005 at 3:26 pm
Dear Jim,
I live in the area still. I have a feminine voice. I like to ride stationary bicycles. And my left arm is still attached. You can sign me real cheap.
morpheus
on March 14, 2005 at 3:43 pm
The Sox added another run?
Productivity
on March 14, 2005 at 3:49 pm
I’m going to experience a strong spike this summer compared to the previous 2 summers among desipio readers.
CT
on March 14, 2005 at 3:49 pm
I’m willing to give Rusch a break, because last year he was so bad in spring training that he couldn’t make the Rangers putrid staff. Must just be a slow starter…like Maddux. Maybe next year the Cubs can start their spring training in December, get all the injuries and slow starts out of the way and be at full strength by May.
Glendon
on March 14, 2005 at 3:51 pm
Hey, the wind’s blowing out at like 13,000 miles an hour. Cut me some slack!
two pounds of slack
on March 14, 2005 at 4:18 pm
You want that with the fat or without?
Frankie Beltran
on March 14, 2005 at 4:42 pm
I’m heading in for surgery on my right elbow…Is there something in the water in Iowa or in West Tenn that I should be telling someone about?
Baker Basher
on March 14, 2005 at 7:21 pm
Here we go again now with Prior? It’s both the Cub organization being careful with Prior and Wood along with Prior and Wood just being snatches. These two premadonnas have no since of toughness to them.
Guys when you throw a ball so many times a game, your arm will hurt and possibly be a little sore for a couple of days.
Here’s the solution: GET OVER IT AND STOP BEING SUCH PUSSIES!
Kerry Wood and Mark Prior both will not make it through this season without making DL stints. They both don’t have the testicles to suck it up, stop their whining, and just throw the ball. For goodness sakes, do they not think Maddux, Zambrano, Rusch, Dempster, Mitre etc. or any pitcher experience arm pain after pitching. Those guys just shut the hell up and do the job. We don’t need guys that need constant pampering and cuddling not only their physical needs but also their egos as well.
I’d much rather have guys that will actually go out and pitch even if they get shelled like Dempster and Rusch did. These guys at least put forth an effort. How many years will it take especially for Wood(I’m tired of hearing about the 20 strikeout performance against Houston) to actually go out and perform and not be the subject of the walking wounded. Prior is falling right into the same mode as well.
I know the Cub organization is trying their best with these guys, but they need to move on and maybe not try to put these guys on such a pedestal. They might as well be shelved for life with the way they act.
Postmadonna
on March 15, 2005 at 8:06 am
Premadonna?
Really?
Steve Stone
on March 15, 2005 at 9:11 am
I have an idea Basher. Let’s pull out all the stops and win the Cactus League at the risk of injuring players for April.
Hey, Wood and Prior remind me of myself. I’d pull my back putting on a headband.
Rex Grossman
on March 15, 2005 at 10:15 am
Perhaps if Wood and Prior come back to Chicago again for medical exams we can all hook up and shop for dresses on Michigan Avenue.
Dee Browns Mouthpiece
on March 15, 2005 at 4:08 pm
Premadonna = before madonna = Cyndie Lauper = Matt Lauer = lier = Cubs management…..I guess everything does revolve around the Cubs.
Tommy John
on March 15, 2005 at 7:31 pm
I resent the inference that I am responsible for last season’s collapse. Infact I resent inferences altogether.
John Scheurholz
on March 18, 2005 at 11:33 pm
I feel honored to be included in the same breath as THE KENNY WILLIAMS. Thank you Hawk. If only I could have put together as many division champs and world series wins (and appearances) as he has.
Ozzy Guillen
on March 18, 2005 at 11:36 pm
Thank god Kenny wanted me to get my heart looked at. What would we do without him?
Ozzy Guillen
on March 18, 2005 at 11:37 pm
Oh, by the way, I still don’t know how to speak English.
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Hi everybody! Just wanted to tell you that I’m about to contract Tommy John Disease!
We have great team doctors.
Well, Mark, I just said that the Cubs organization thinks you’re a pussy and would rather you just throw until your arm falls off.
I also said that Kerry Wood is an obstinate idiot who doesn’t know how to pitch, and will be selling cars in a couple years,
Hey Mark and Kerry,
Just move to the outfield! It’s sweet out here!
“Back in the old days, everything was bursitis.”
I’m sage.
https://www.desipio.com/inference.htm
Well, sure. Bursitis is the clinical name for Tommy John Disease
honesty compells me to say that I’m not a doctor— I just play a bad play by play guy on TV
*cough* I don’t feel so good….
When I played, the only elbow problems I had came from bending it too much….
Hemlock! Get your icy cold Hemlock here!
Anyone need cadaver ligaments? Free in trade for a first name for me. Anything but Cosmo.
for those with access. The game is on Mlb.tv as well. The ONE good thing from having a MSN account.
D Lee rips a leadoff double..
Hey, Dusty! Over here! Look at me! I’m good!
Can’t Stop me! Base hit and a RBI… yes that is right.. I’m batting .370 .. just call me Julio Zuleta!
*whistles, stares blankly off into the horizon*
How am I spinning the Prior injury? I wonder if I check on this site anymore? Why is Craig Biggio programmed on all the speed dial buttons on the phone here in the booth?
It’s nice (so far) to have a play-by-play guy who doesn’t make you cringe on an inning by inning basis.
I see Dempster is in midseason form. In a bad way.
….well, I WAS excited about this year….
Don’t worry, Sloth! I’m going to be your starting left fielder, and I’m going to bring the rain on a daily basis! Right, Dusty?
Does anybody know what sense it makes to have Hairston lead off with Corey hitting second in the spring when Dusty’s going to have Corey lead off during the season? Shouldn’t your lead off man…uh…lead off?
Nah. That’s crazy talk!
Who are you, again? Aren’t you the shoe-shine kid?
Jason, you’d be great if only you were bred to handle the heat better. Sorry, whitey.
I’m the shoe shine boy, buddy!
Maybe Dusty has read where I’ve constantly been saying that Hairston should leadoff, and Corey should bat second.
Nahhh. Who the hell knows what Dusty is up to?
Hello!
Hi! Have you seen my other half? We got ripped apart, recently!
Shouldn’t this lineup always be:
2b Hairston
cf Patterson
ss Nomar
3b E-ramis
1b Lee
lf Dubois
rf Burnitz
c Barrett
Hmm?
In my Tommy John surgery they had to move my ulnar nerve and it’s why the Cubs figured my arm would be too screwed up to be healthy enough to make it as a Rule Fiver this year. So if Mark’s goes bad…see him in 2007!
I wonder if the Cubs would take me if I wanted to make a comeback this season…
Kasper says that with no name on his jersey, the number 3 on his back and his socks yanked up he looks like Babe Ruth.
I think he looks like a “slightly” taller Wendell Kim.
And I see Moises Alou passed the baserunning gene on to D Lee.
D’oh!
He looked pretty Ruthian from behind. Damn, the nameless jerseys look good.
Dear Jim Hendry,
Call me!
Love,
Kevin
I’m driving a bus in Evanston with my dad.
Not only am I a shitty batting coach but I am also a shitty 1st base coach
Nice shot by the Comcast crew. Burnitz grounded to second and they switched to a camera a fat moronic fan handing his kid a bag of peanuts.
Great stuff!
Love it!
So, I guess Prior is a big wuss now too? Wood skips a start, he’s a big pansy, yadda yadda yadda. Prior misses a start, he’s a big pansy, can’t take the pain, and so on and so on.
So, two weeks into Spring Training and it’s all over. And what’s more, everyone on the team is big puss.
Oh, and in case you couldn’t tell, I was being SARCASTIC!
Everyone knows that being aveteran trumps the righty/lefty matchup!
vs. lhp
cf Patterson
2b Walker
ss Nomar
3b E-ramis
rf Burnitz
1b Lee
lf Hollandsworth
c Barrett
Dear Mr. Hendry,
I can pitch for you! …once I get out of prison for that crack cocaine bust…
Call me! Please!
Love,
Mike
P.S. Denny McClain told me he thinks he could pitch for you, too, but I say he’s too fat
I think the answer is to put Wood and Prior in a cryo tank until August 1, then thaw them out and see if the Cubs can finish the deal this year.
I mean, I can live with a rotation of…
Zambrano
Maddux
Rusch
Mitre
Dempster
Wait, excuse me. It’s hard to type during my panic attack.
Maybe if you were Scott McClain…whatever happened to him anyway? He hit a ton of homers last year in spring training. Oh yeah, he went to Japan and sat the bench there all season.
Dear Mr. Hendry,
Aww forget it. I’m still tired from Riggleman making me warm up in the bullpen 187 times one year.
Bob
I’m a one man defense machine!!
Hey, man. I can pitch. I am not like the little girly-men. American pansies.
If we had cable we’d be psyched about being ahead in this game!
Hey, do you smell propane?
So, the Cubs are dead. Bears are already dead without a QB. Bulls are in the NBA so no one cares (sorry KD). Blackhawks saved us the trouble and called it quits.
College Football, anyone?
Wasn’t that Bob Patterson who Riggs trotted out to the bullpen day in, day out, all year long?
Hey, LA has a lot of Mexicans in it, but that doesn’t mean it’s Mexico!
Wait, maybe I shouldn’t tell Dusty I’m from California.
If I give up one more bomb, I’m faking an ulnar nerve problem, too.
Boo-yah! I’m a lefty starter, in the mold of Shawn Estes!
Am I doing well? Where am I in the rotation now? Third?
Glendon’s got good stuff today. He’s pitched to six guys and three of them haven’t homered.
Screw this crap. I’m going to go play Bond on the PS2.
Anybody looking for a starter?
Right Now.
Larry Rothschild: Hey Glendon, what’s up?
Glendon: Are you here to tell me what I’m doing wrong?
Larry: Nah, the outfielders are getting tired, I just thought I’d give them a blow. And speaking of blow. That’s what you’re doing.
I tell Dusty to go with one man rotation! I will win 97 games!
Honesty compels me to say that Braves pitchers never get hurt! Bobby Cox is so smart! The players never yell at me! They don’t smash my guitar! Chipper Jones even offered to give me a handjob!
I broke the record for hits in a season in one game. According to MLB.com, my team scored 37 runs in the 3rd today. We lead 38-1.
http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/scoreboard/spring_scoreboard.jsp?ymd=20050314
Chip,
No I didn’t.
When I get back from Hooters I’m going to kick your ass.
Sincerely,
Larry Wayne Jones
Watch me hit….okay maybe not.
So long, shit.
There should be a memorial section to me on this site where you can list my catch phrases that you will never, ever have to hear again.
Neifi get in there for Hairston he’s making everyone look bad.
Kasper just said the Cubs have “good depth” with Hairston, Neifi, and the Gremlin.
Let that sink in.
https://www.desipio.com/images/marinersoutburst.jpg
Now that was gettin’ it done.
I hope Andy Sisco pitched the third for KC.
And I heard Kasper say, “Len, your nuts!” and thought somebody was warning him.
Yesterday I said that Jim Hendry is so excited about the versatility of both Jose Macias and Jerry Hairston that he might keep 12 pitchers!
Of course, we don’t have to worry about that now. Not because Jason Dubois is too good to send down, but because there won’t be 12 healthy ones.
Is it really 8-2? Who’s doing all the choking? (no mlb tv here)
You guys miss me. I’d have been able to yell…
SWUNG ON…BELTED! Seven times today.
Dempster gave up four through four and Rusch gave up four in the fifth. Two of which are still travelling.
Hey, how come none of you pricks are talking about how after today I’ll have to live the rest of my life without my appendix?
Wow… all this on the same day we find out Prior is out ‘indefinitely.’ The hits just keep on coming…
Look at it this way, Andy…imagine how Daniel Garibay would be playing right now.
Did I grow that in honor of Matt Clement or am I just a dumbass?
My latest edition’s up
I’m gonna miss Glendon, but I think there’s a rule that if you give up a homer to Joe Borchard you have to be shot and killed.
I got a “page cannot be found” error for Around the Corner, so it’s already the funniest one of those I’ve ever read.
Jim,
Call me!
AY
Cody Ransom is pinch running for Nomar.
I’ll be Nomar just blew out his Achilles’!
Hey, doesn’t Len Kasper kind of sound like me?
Try me know
This just in…Nomar and E-ramis can rake.
So we got that going for us. Which is nice.
And he smells like….
Oh, never mind.
Not only isn’t that stupid assed “cartoon” funny, but I think I’m actually dumber for reading it.
Actually, I’m back to my old form. I just got tired of Jim Edmonds chasing me around, so I’m doing this OF thing so they put me on waivers.
I’ll be in your rotation come April 1.
Ooh, I’m gonna call Bob Brenly “Alibi Ike!” I’m hilarious!
My arm suck so bad you’d think I was Kenny Lofton!
Damnit.
My arm “sucks” so bad…
Hey it’s spring training for the witty posters, too.
RBI double, bitches!
Let’s see, there’s three weeks left in the spring, my “ace” is getting torched in the sixth inning and I think I’ll just let him take his ass pounding like a man!
Go Pauly! Go Pa…hey, hot dog guy! Yeah, how many you got left? 36? That’s a start!
Dear Jim,
I live in the area still. I have a feminine voice. I like to ride stationary bicycles. And my left arm is still attached. You can sign me real cheap.
The Sox added another run?
I’m going to experience a strong spike this summer compared to the previous 2 summers among desipio readers.
I’m willing to give Rusch a break, because last year he was so bad in spring training that he couldn’t make the Rangers putrid staff. Must just be a slow starter…like Maddux. Maybe next year the Cubs can start their spring training in December, get all the injuries and slow starts out of the way and be at full strength by May.
Hey, the wind’s blowing out at like 13,000 miles an hour. Cut me some slack!
You want that with the fat or without?
I’m heading in for surgery on my right elbow…Is there something in the water in Iowa or in West Tenn that I should be telling someone about?
Here we go again now with Prior? It’s both the Cub organization being careful with Prior and Wood along with Prior and Wood just being snatches. These two premadonnas have no since of toughness to them.
Guys when you throw a ball so many times a game, your arm will hurt and possibly be a little sore for a couple of days.
Here’s the solution: GET OVER IT AND STOP BEING SUCH PUSSIES!
Kerry Wood and Mark Prior both will not make it through this season without making DL stints. They both don’t have the testicles to suck it up, stop their whining, and just throw the ball. For goodness sakes, do they not think Maddux, Zambrano, Rusch, Dempster, Mitre etc. or any pitcher experience arm pain after pitching. Those guys just shut the hell up and do the job. We don’t need guys that need constant pampering and cuddling not only their physical needs but also their egos as well.
I’d much rather have guys that will actually go out and pitch even if they get shelled like Dempster and Rusch did. These guys at least put forth an effort. How many years will it take especially for Wood(I’m tired of hearing about the 20 strikeout performance against Houston) to actually go out and perform and not be the subject of the walking wounded. Prior is falling right into the same mode as well.
I know the Cub organization is trying their best with these guys, but they need to move on and maybe not try to put these guys on such a pedestal. They might as well be shelved for life with the way they act.
Premadonna?
Really?
I have an idea Basher. Let’s pull out all the stops and win the Cactus League at the risk of injuring players for April.
You’re BRILLIANT!
Hey, Wood and Prior remind me of myself. I’d pull my back putting on a headband.
Perhaps if Wood and Prior come back to Chicago again for medical exams we can all hook up and shop for dresses on Michigan Avenue.
Premadonna = before madonna = Cyndie Lauper = Matt Lauer = lier = Cubs management…..I guess everything does revolve around the Cubs.
I resent the inference that I am responsible for last season’s collapse. Infact I resent inferences altogether.
I feel honored to be included in the same breath as THE KENNY WILLIAMS. Thank you Hawk. If only I could have put together as many division champs and world series wins (and appearances) as he has.
Thank god Kenny wanted me to get my heart looked at. What would we do without him?
Oh, by the way, I still don’t know how to speak English.
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