Announcers: Hawk Harrelson and Darrin Jackson (You’ve been warned)
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Steroids is bad.
Our manager has a hole in his heart and yours has a hole in his head. Which is more dangerous…to the team? Hmm?
Hey Hawk,
Mind yo’ own buidness!
I no like the Blanco Sox. I want to go home. But I can’t find place to launch my raft!
How’s the visibility today?
I’m in midseason form.
I’m babbling incoherently while Hawk takes a nice pregame dump.
DJ just called Todd Walker “one of the staples of these Cubbies.”
He also said Hank White is a “clutch hitter.”
Guh.
I’ll be on the broadcast today, too!
Jerry Hairston, Part Deux, cf
Todd Walker, 2b
Nomar, ss
E-ramis, 3b
Todd Hollandsworth, DH
Jason Dubois, lf
Angel Echeverria, 1b
Dave Kelton, rf
Hank White, c
And DJ called him “Dew-bwah.”
DJ also said that “we have lot of excitement for today’s ‘Ballcast” …. I had one of those once.. made going the bathroom damn impossible
I can live with the top 5 in that lienup. In that order.
Good work, fiesty.
has anyone ever suggested leaving Hariston in CF and the top of the Lineup and moving Corey to left? solves his k rate problem.. let him be the power hitter he wants
Why move Corey out of his natural spot in center? You don’t have to change the guy’s position in the field just because you’re changing it in the batting order.
Leave Corey in center.
If you want to change his position, move him to Florida or to Tampa.
Relocate Carl Crawford or Juan Pierre to Chicago.
Neither of those guys will be as good as Corey will this season.
Check that…maybe in fantasy baseball, where a steal is worth twice as much as a home run…
Hey look at me. I am dumbass who replaces “C” with “K”
Ho, ho, Ho Ho.
Compared to Korey, Crawford hit 30 points higher with less than 1/2 the strikeouts last year.
Pierre hit 60 points higher, OBP’d 50 points higher and struck out one fourth as often as Korey.
I haven’t even mentioned steals. Don’t need to.
so is nomar now Komar since he striked out?
Another back and forth about Corey’s merits. Those never get old!
That 5th spot on the rotation is mine.
That’s okay, Sergio can have my spot. I don’t really feel like pitching this year.
This isn’t about Korey. It’s about Crawford and Pierre.
Hey, what’s going on in the game?
I am a dumb-ass. I can’t let it go.
Give me that 5th spot on the rotation.
Someone like to tell me how the cubs scored 4?
Chuck,
I did not claim that Corey would be better than Crawford and Pierre last year.
If you can give me this year’s stats that would really shut me up.
Do I have nasty “stuff” or what?
Do I have nasty “stuff” or what?
Anyone with a TV want to tell me what’s going on? How does Guzman look? Does he have nasty “stuff” or what?
blf –
all 2nd inning:
E-ramis ground rule double
Holly RBI single
Dubois single
Echevaria RBI single
Kelton K
Hank sac fly
Hairston RBI single
Walker walk
Nomar K
Guzman walked couple, and gave up a double. But he has great stuff. He made Dye look bad when he struck him out.
How does Dye make Kenny Williams look?
thanks guys!
Did you see that? I might have grounded into double play, but i got the bat on the ball.
I am the dumbest piece of shit there is. I actually believe that I have put together a great team. I actually believe that Podsenik is an upgrade over Carlos Lee.
Oh boy, I’m in.
Hey guys, how do you like my pants? Can I be the new captain tightpants?
David, you won’t be around long enough to get a nickname.
3 Todds in the game, 2 Todds on the field.
Oh boy, I just gave up a double.
Then I calmed down and struck out A.J. Cancerski.
4 r on 5h and a sac fly….
…refreshing
We are mighty impressed with Wellemeyer’s MINOR league stats.
Another K for me. Nice.
Dusty, do I get to be Sling Blade’s bag boy in the bullpen?
Hawk thinks I’m one of the most exciting players in the American League.
Maybe you can be a starter. My vagina hurts!
hey, minor league stats always tell the whole story.
Juan, I meant the Pan-American League.
Rowand scores from second on a Uribe double.
4-2 Sox
Had a Ron Santo moment.
4-2 CUBS lead.
WHOOO!!!! That sure was exciting!!!!
Timo lollygagged to 3rd, or something and was out, so inning over.
Make that 4-3 Cubs
I’m all over the board so I can fill the Farnsworth role:
O A couple doubles? (Check!)
O A couple filthy strikeouts (Check!)
O Two earned runs? (Check!)
O A walk? (Check!)
O Shuttling between Iowa and Chicago all year? (Check! — This is a Wellemeyer special and the only area I don’t mimick Farns in.)
I know the Cubs have not had good success with Guzmans in general (see Guzman, Jose), I think this Guzman might….whoops…arm fell off. Damn.
I think kenny williams is the best GM in the American League.
If you mean Giant Mangina…maybe
What’d I miss?
Is it a coincidence that since I started watching, the Cubs have given up two runs?
Kenny Williams is the best Giant Mangina in the American League.
Sorry Dusty, but I’m going to go against your teachings and not swing at everything, today
Hit and run, Sac Fly, man, is this beautiful or what?
Hairston HBP
Walker single
Nomar RBI single
5-3 Cubs
Hey Dusty! Look at me! I can play!
Incidentally, those jerseys look GREAT without names on them.
Awesome! Go small ball!
Who would have thought last year that by this time both Chicago teams would be playing ball without a complete reliance on the HR?
Hey Dusty! Don’t look at me! Jerry sucks!
I’m going to tee off on this pitcher the way I teed off on Sammy’s boombox last year!
…assuming it was me who did that. I uh, can’t remember for sure.
Yaaaaah! It’s comin’ right for me!
Did anybody else cringed when hollandsworth’s fouled the ball off his shit protector?
i mean shin protector
I thought Angel looked pretty good, of course he only pitched three innings then went to have his arm sewn back on, but hey, if that’s what it takes…
I thoroughly enjoyed Hawk Harrellson going down on…I mean, getting down to business with one of his soon-to-be-fellow former Sox GMs, Kenny Williams. Hawk loves the new team and wanted to know how much Ozzie had to do with it and Kenny said, “Nothing.” Nice. Then Kenny had to go because his kids were stealing his car.
Hank White’s average has finally slipped below .500 for the spring. He’s 5-11 with two RBI. Gabor, he’s not. At least not in the Cacti League.
The most awkward moment of the broadcast came when DJ asked Jennie Finch, “So, you’re going to be playing professional softball…in Chicago?” in a tone that expressed both shock and disbelief.
But seriously, who is going to watch that? I mean I know there are lots of dykes in Chicago, but not that many.
It protects my shit.
Whoo, two errors for me on one play?
See, this is why Wellemeyer can’t pitch for me. He makes the first baseman drop a throw and throw one into the stands. Dude. That’s not going to cut it.
5-5 now
I might be sleepy, but there aren’t many catchers who can field as well as me
Come on Hank, how many balls does a catcher actually have to field?
Uh, scratch that…
Scratch me…
7-5 sox
What am I? and how did I become tied?
Time to bring in the Ice Man, no?
8-5 sox
What’s worse: me or this inning?
Remember that time I made my debut in Milwaukee? Yeah that was pretty cool, huh?
I think we were worse than a spring training meltdown. Don’t ya think?
That left field in wrigley is mine for next 15 years.
2003 NLCS Games 6 and 7 and the last week of 2004: We’ve already decided that you were far worse than me… Just trying to figure out how bad an inning this was in comparison to me.
Fuck you guys. I can’t hit? I just drove in 2 runs. 8-7 now.
Hank White gets the Cubs back in it! He’s now hitting .500 again for the spring with FOUR RBI!
8-7 Cubs. And yes, I’m wearing the t-shirt!
We are all tied up folks. 8-8
Anybody else catch Hawk ask Jermaine Dye…
“Is it true you turned down more…I mean, less money to sign with the Sox?”
Jermaine said yes.
Meaning both of them just said that Jermaine turned down less money from somebody else to sign with the Sox.
And Calvin Murray just drove in Hank. I really think the Cubs are the early favorite in the Pacific Coast League.
When will I be on Len Kasper’s back?
You actually signed that guy instead of me?
Can I just say that the eight NCAA games have been the most horrendously boring I’ve ever seen? Even HD can’t save these things. Awful.
I’m suing Bob Bowlsby and the rest of the selection dumbasses.
Me and my insane routine just grounded out to end the inning. botton of the sixth all tied at 8.
Len’s got a job now, he can buy one.
http://www.cafepress.com/hankwhite
What are you talking about, Dolan? I featured 11 Lobo points! That’s excitement!
But, Andy, I bet Len will tell you that Brenly NEVER picks up any checks, so he’s poor.
(Aren’t I funny?)
Chip shut your damn pie hole you idiot. I’ve been picking your checks and wiping your ass since you were born.
The most horrible sound in the world… “He Gone”
My hate for these 2 dipshits is renewed every time I have to hear their voices. Seriously, does no one else turn in an application to call Sox games for minimum wage? If they did, these major kiss-asses would be selling peanuts in the stands.
Honesty compels me to say that this is not true, pa. Why all those nights with the Beege, he wiped my ass…
And I know Moises Alou and Kent Mercker offered to wipe my ass too, or was it whip my ass?
That feller likes to go to the bathroom on his hands… unh, hunh
Remember Me?
Brewers sent LHP Andy Pratt outright to Triple-A Nashville.
Pratt hasn’t been able to find the strike zone since the Braves sent him to the Cubs in the Juan Cruz trade. The Brewers later picked him up for Ben Grieve, but they’ve yet to turn him around
I think that’s whip your ass..
Actually I haven’t been able to find the strike zone since I was traded to the Cubs last year.
Actually, one of the reasons the Braves traded him is that he couldn’t find the strike zone.
Can he play outfield?
9-8 sox
hey guys, i am on PTI today.
At least we’ll get 5 good minutes of peace
Looks like I better get a move on if I’m going to make PTI in time….
PTI = Punch These Idiots
Whenever I post and no one else posts for a while, I will assume you are all laughing too had to type.
Thank you…
PTI is just not the same with out Tony, and Wilbon.
11-8 Sox
Wait, did Milwaukee trade Pratt back to the Cubs? Who the heck is pitching for us right now?
Top on the 9th, bases loaded.
Who’s pitching, who’s up? What’s going on?
11-9 Sox now. Hollansworth gounded out to 1st baseman. Runner on 2nd and 3rd.
Garland is pitching for the sux.
Game over.
I can’t pitch.
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