Snicker, snicker.I’m not one of those Illini fans who is mad at Bill Self for leaving Illinois for Kansas. At the time though, I wondered why he was so sure that he had a better chance of winning a national championship in Lawrence. Sure, there’s the whole “Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk” thing, but nobody even knows what that means.

Kansas had not played well of late. They’d been beaten at home by Iowa State, gotten bounced by Mizzou and even dopes like me had them picked to lose a second round game to underwhelming Wisconsin.

But this was Bucknell. A Patriot League school! Sure, Holy Cross had almost beaten Kansas a few years ago in the tournament, but you figured that reminder would be enough to keep the players honest. Bucknell has FIVE scholarships to hand out. Five. They had to borrow a pep band. Their coach looks like Mike Sherman without the obesity and with an even worse haircut.

Watching the game, things got aggravating. First, the color announcer the great Bob Wenzel, proved he can’t pronounce the nickname of Bucknell. It’s Bison. How hard is it to say bison?

Say it with me, “by-sun.” That’s easy.

But no, Wenzel said it, “by-sahn”, but didn’t even say that he literally shouted the second syllable…”by-SAHN!” All day yesterday I waited for him to go on and on about the “bad-GRRRS!”, but he didn’t.

Then, the officiating was…uh…interesting at the end of the Bucknell-Kansas game. The horrific intentional foul call with about a minute to play was the kind of call that thwarts upset bids every time. As poorly as Kansas was playing, Bucknell had to be nearly perfect to stay ahead of them. You don’t come back from a call like that. But they did.

Yesterday, Jim Nantz and Billy Packer wondered if the Bucknell upset of Kansas was the biggest in tournament history. Sure, Kansas had struggled lately, but they had been the preseason number one, and had spent time at number one before the Illini decided there would be only one number one from mid-November on.

You throw in the fact that the Patriot league had never won a game in the tournament, the five scholarship deal and the fact that neither of the Jim Harricks were involved and suddenly, the case looked strong.

Then, you watched the most overrated player in the history of Big Ten basketball, Mike Wilkinson absolutely dominate Bucknell on Sunday, and show that really, they just weren’t that good, and well, it didn’t hurt the “bye-SAHN’s” chance of being the biggest upset ever.

While he was at Illinois, my opinion of Bill Self was that he was a good coach and a great recruiter. Not the other way around. Mike Brey coached the pants off of him in his last game at Illinois, when a mildly talented Notre Dame team upset the Illini in Indianapolis. But Illinois was playing freshmen guards and that wasn’t exactly a recipe for the Final Four.

But Kansas didn’t lose because of Bill Self. They lost because their backcourt was horrific. Aaron Miles and Keith Langford looked like they had never seen a pick and roll before. Sure, Langford’s hurt and Miles has never been as good as everyone wanted to believe he was, but this was basic stuff.

In the end, Wayne Simien got a new appreciation for how good Christian Laettner’s shot was. Not as easy as it looked, eh, Wayne?

The best game of the tournament was the Saturday night Wake Forest-West Virginia game. Just unbelievable. Two teams running completely opposite offenses and not being able to stop the other team.

Illinois didn’t look good against the great squad from Farleigh-Dickinson, though they did start to look like themselves in the second half, and that carried over to the Nevada game. That was the Illinois team we were used to. While Dee Brown was crapping his brains out in tribute to Rashard McCants, the rest of the Illini were doing what they did 29 times in a row during the regular season. They were running their offense and waiting for you to lose somebody, when yo did, that guy got the ball and an easy basket. Most of the time, it was James Augustine.

For some reason, people seem to think that Deron Williams has had a disappointing season. I don’t get it. How can the morons on talk radio and who write their pointless columns in the local papers, go on and on about how great it is that Illinois is so unselfish, yet rip Deron for not scoring more points? How do those two things co-exist? Deron Williams’ best games tend to be the ones where you don’t think he’s doing anything. On a team with three point guards, he’s the real one. He gets them into their offense, he makes it move. He shot and drove more on Saturday because Dee was sick, so he was more noticable. But he didn’t really do anything much differently. He’s a great player. And he’s been it all year.

UW-Milwaukee is a good story, and not just because they’re coached by a federal wire tapping-law violating scumbag, but because they’re in the Horizon League and they’re now in the Sweet 16. But if Bruce Pearl had to pick a team he didn’t want to face it would be Illinois for two reasons. First he doesn’t want to deal with the Deon Thomas stuff anymore than anybody else does and secondly, because if there’s one team in the nation suited to deal with their pressing defense, it’s the Illini.

Make no mistake, the game will be ugly, because Milwaukee tries to make it that way. They want you ragged, they want you running when you don’t want to and not running your offense. Boston College was a perfect team to play with that system. Not only did they only have one day to prepare for Milwaukee, but they also don’t have any real guards. They ended up with forwards trying to dribble the ball up the court, and not just forwards, but forwards who weren’t used to dribbling.

One thing I’d like to see Illinois do is something Bob Knight used to have Darryl Thomas do when the great Les Jepsen was at the point of the press when Iowa ran this system. Jepsen would be jumping up and down in front of the inbounds passer trying to make his gangly 7’0 frame useful (Matt Bullard and the Vanilla Gorilla Al Lorenzen played this role, too). Knight had Thomas throw the first inbounds pass of the game right off Les’ nose. He did it twice. Les was a lot less active after getting a Spalding to the face. Just some friendly advice.

The Friday night carnage of Syracuse and Kansas saved the first two rounds of the tournament. Until then, it’d been a little…boring. I didn’t mind as much because half of the games were broadcast in lovely High Definition and as you know by now I’ll watch anything in high def (I even watched NASCAR yesterday because it was in HD). The rest of the games will be in HD, so the novelty will wear off (not really–I’m already fired up to see what baseball looks like in HD when ESPNHD does the Red Sox-Yankees opener) and I’ll have to worry about the actual games.