EPISODE ONE: SPRING TRAINING
CHICAGO CUBS SPRING TRAINING HEADQUARTERS, MESA, ARIZONA
Brent David, a recent college graduate enters the reception area of the Cubs’ spring training offices at Ho Ho Kam Park in Mesa. He is reporting for the first day of his season-long internship in the Cubs promotions and marketing department. Brent will be reporting directly to Linda Zapatos, the Cubs’ director of public relations.
Can I help you?
I’m…uh…here for my internship.
Oh, that’s nice, sweetie. Who are you supposed to report to?
BRENT DAVID – Looks down at a crumpled piece of paper
Oh, dear. I’ll tell her…well, I’ll have someone tell her you’re here. Your name is…?
RECEPTIONIST (mutters to self)
The poor bastard’s going to be eaten alive.